The joy of eating melons is unimaginable!

Chapter 12 Melons, melons~ Why do you have so many~

[Oh my god, oh my god, I didn’t expect this, he is a role model for our generation! ]

He Qing continued to read, and what she saw was so shocking that she could barely even see it.

[This sister is so awesome! Woohoo, girls, whether you are weak or strong, come and have a look, this is a classic tutorial! ]

Others: What? What? Hurry up!

[Sister Wang Dan is so strong, I give her a lot of thumbs up!]

It’s okay to hit my head against the wall, but I’m afraid my head will be smashed to pieces, hehe.

Warriors, true warriors, dare to face the blood, dare to face the bleak life.

We must learn from Sister Wang Dan. 】

Thinking of this, he looked in the direction of Wang Dan. The other party was very calm and nodded politely as a greeting.

He Qing was once again overwhelmed by this charm that had nowhere to go.

[Sister is strong, sister is fierce, sister can beat ten stinky men alone! ]

After talking nonsense for half a day and still not getting to the point, Director Wang couldn't help but feel a little anxious. What on earth is this? Hurry up.

No, he had to do something.

“Ahem, all the guests have almost finished their meals, so let’s warm up before we officially start the first segment.

Everyone talks about the most bizarre thing they have ever done, something that no one else knows about except themselves.

There is no limit to the content, how about enhancing mutual understanding? "

"it is good."

The others agreed. At this critical moment, why could Director Wang speak up?

We are all in the same group, so we must stand on a united front.

I saw that everyone was very understanding and cooperated.

Director Wang was satisfied.

"Then let's start with the amateur guests. Teacher He, you and Teacher Ji will be the first to arrive. Otherwise, let's start with Teacher He."

Director Wang was extremely proud of himself for finally saying what he wanted to say.

[What? Why did Director Wang suddenly do this? What the hell is this? How presumptuous! It really disturbs everyone! ]

He Qing was confused. No, what the hell is this?

"Teacher He, please."

"Ah? This, that, let me think about it."

[What should I do? What should I do? My mind went blank. The most bizarre thing I could think of was that when I was pooping, the poop was very long and thick, and it was swirling, looking like a pistol.

But that wasn't right. I was working as a laborer in the factory where my mother made clothes during the summer vacation. I couldn't wait to tell my mother as soon as I came out of the toilet.

I made my mother feel sick and made her laugh and cry, but that doesn’t count.

Let me think about it again. When I was a child, I washed sweet potatoes with cold water in winter and my hands cracked.

Everyone knows this, and it's not weird.

I used expired moisturizer to wipe my feet?

I don't know when I got athlete's foot, and it hasn't healed yet. By the way, my husband doesn't even know about it.

No, I know. After all, everyone uses their own basin to wash their feet at night.

You know what, my husband’s feet are whiter and more stylish than mine.

My feet are itchy from athlete's foot, and no spray or ointment is of any use.

I'm so pissed off. I've made so many mistakes and wasted my little money! Ahhhh!!!

I want to scratch my feet whenever I feel itchy, but I saw a video saying that if you scratch your feet due to athlete's foot, you will get a fungal infection!

But sometimes I really can't help it.

Well, hehe, at that time, I just found some waste cloth or paper and scratched my feet. I scratched them many times until they bled. My feet were in a complete mess.

I am so annoyed, how can athlete's foot be completely cured without recurrence!!!

Hey, I’m picking my feet with paper, and no one seems to know. Isn’t that weird?

I don’t know if I can say it, but if I really say it, it will be so embarrassing. This is a live broadcast and I don’t want to be on the hot search.

Forget it, let’s think of something else.

Woohoo, but I can’t think of what other weird things he did.

Eh? Is it okay to break a peach tree in the yard of the hotel I chose when I went on a team building trip with my mom?

Never mind, let me try to talk about this, woooo, peach tree, I’m sorry, although so many years have passed, I still remember this incident.

When I have money, I will buy a hundred peach saplings, plant them, and make a contribution to the ecological environment! 】

Those who are actively eating melons: He is a ruthless person, he even exposes his own melons.

Director Wang: “…” Forget it, just let her go. No matter what she says, it’s not easy for the child either.

Thinking of this, Director Wang didn't want to say anything more.

Just let it be as it is when eating melons.

"Director Wang, I've thought about it. When I was in junior high school, I went on a team building trip with my mother..."

He Qing told the story of how she broke a thin peach tree while trying to pick peaches from the hotel garden and then fled out of guilt.

Everyone who heard He Qing's words: "..." There's no need to be so honest.

They actually spoke so carefully and seriously. If they don’t do something, it will be a pain!!!

“…I wonder if this counts?”

"Okay, Teacher He, you passed. It's Teacher Ji's turn now. Please tell me one thing about yourself.

Ji Mingchen, who just listened to his wife's entire speech, said: His wife is really a tiger!!!

No wonder he was born in the year of the tiger.

[It's my husband's turn now. Hehe, I wonder if my husband has any weird things that I don't know about.

But many mothers have told me this, right?

I feel like my husband is naked in front of me, there is no way there is something I don’t know!!!

Could it be that... my husband has an ex-girlfriend, and he lied to me that I was his first love! 】

He Qing looked at Ji Mingchen with great anticipation, but she loved to imagine things in her mind, and this imagination almost made her mad to death.

[Hehe, Ji Mingchen, if I knew you had an ex-girlfriend, I’d make you sleep on the couch!

Woohoo, is my man not clean? Woohoo, I haven't fallen yet!

No, I haven’t kissed such a handsome face enough, and I haven’t experienced such a wonderful body yet! 】

Ji Mingchen: “!!!” Wife, stop thinking about it, shut up, it’s ball!!!

Ji Mingchen didn't want He Qing to continue imagining things.

If I continue to imagine, I'm afraid he already has a child. Maybe he has even reached the stage of getting married and having children. It's scary, isn't it?

"When I was a kid, I rolled around in the mud, making my clothes dirty. When I got home, I would stand in the corner and steal snacks."

He spoke faster than ever before, and he was afraid that if he spoke too slowly, his wife would get completely furious.

Everything is completely gone.

"Honey, have you ever been this wild?"

He Qing looked at Ji Mingchen with surprise, finding it unbelievable.

To be honest, even her mother-in-law didn't know about this, otherwise, she should have told her about it long ago.

Then the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ate the big melon together.

Hey hey hey.

[Hey, why isn't mom here? Otherwise, I could watch my husband's show with mom, hehe. ]

Ji's mother, who was watching the live broadcast, and Ji's father, who was jealous, said: "My daughter-in-law is so carefree. She directly dug out my son's little secret."

He started praising He Qing on TV.

After hearing what Ji Mingchen said, he didn't want to accept the clearance, but...

Forget it, just accumulate one point.

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