The joy of eating melons is unimaginable!
Chapter 1 Good news: We got married. Bad news: I got married.
[Please leave your brain, thank you]
After the grand wedding ceremony, it is time for the bridal chamber.
"Huh, it's finally over. Woohoo, I'll never get married again."
"What, wife, you want to get married again? Woman, your name is fickle. You don't cherish what you have, right?"
"Hehe, hehe, oops, it was a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue, husband, don't be angry, I was wrong, there won't be a next time, in this life, the next life, and every life, there will only be husband."
He Qing said flatteringly, raising four fingers to swear.
"You know the truth."
"Hey, husband, on this great wedding day... you see... well, I'll be frank, husband, I'm greedy for your body, and finally I can legitimately... do this and that, haha, I'm so happy."
He Qing pounced on Ji Mingchen, who was standing not far from the bed, like a hungry wolf.
The two of them rolled into a ball, covered with the quilt, and the scene that was not suitable for children was about to begin...
However, at this critical moment, a white light flashed, and a light door appeared in front of the two of them, just wrapping them up. The couple, along with a bright red quilt, disappeared.
"Ah... um... stop, stop, click, click."
A rough voice sounded, bringing the two people who were immersed in lust back to reason.
He Qing and Ji Mingchen looked confused: "..."
"Honey, what's going on? Why is there a stranger's voice in our new house? And it's a man?"
"I don't know, wife, wait a minute."
Ji Mingchen realized something was wrong and tidied up their messy clothes.
At this time, the rough man also came over.
"Teacher Ji, Teacher He, the tension and the feeling of desire need to be maximized. Come on, let's demonstrate it to the two teachers, like this."
The confused duo: "..."
***
"So, we traveled through time, or did we travel through time? No, this, this, this is too sudden, right?"
Following the director's rhythm, they finished the scene and took advantage of the intermission to figure out their current situation.
"so……"
"That's not right. Since we are wearing these clothes, there is nothing unreasonable about our identities?"
[That’s all thanks to me! ]
"Who is speaking?"
[I am this uncle. It doesn’t matter who I am. What matters is that this is a honeymoon trip given to you two by a mysterious person.
Welcome to the world of gourds, where you two can eat countless gourds. I wish you two newlyweds a happy honeymoon. Goodbye. 】
The sound disappeared quickly.
Instead, there was a huge light screen that only the couple could see, a vast expanse of green.
"Good boy, is this still eye protection mode?"
He Qing didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
The only icon on the light screen is a large magnifying glass.
It’s the exact same standard as the search bar on their phones, except this one is super huge.
Search with just a thought, very convenient and fast.
"Hehehe, husband, this can be eaten, I want to try it."
He Qing was eager to try, looking around, looking for a suitable target.
The director just happened to come.
"Teacher He, Teacher Ji, the next play is about to begin, both teachers should prepare well."
He Qing looked at the tall middle-aged man with a beer belly and a big beard in front of her and chuckled.
[It's you. It's fate that we meet, Director.]
Rub your hands together, one thought.
[Let me tell you, what unknown gossips does Director Wang Zhihua have? ]
Director Wang Zhihua: “…” Who is speaking?
Director Wang Zhihua looked left and right, and no one spoke. The two people in front of him were new actors and a newly married couple.
The director knew this before hiring the two, and it just so happened that what he wanted was a real couple. After all, real lovers, real husband and wife, can express their true feelings more sincerely.
Only in this way can that kind of "desire" be infinitely magnified.
But... there was no one else in front of him except the couple, and he didn't see any mouth opening to speak, so where did the sound come from?
The director was wondering when he heard the familiar voice again.
[Wow, wow, wow~ Is it so exciting? I didn’t expect that he is tall and has a big belly. He looks honest and simple, but in private he actually...]
Wang Zhihua was nervous and trembling.
What the hell? What the hell?
The assistant director just happened to come over and call the director.
What's going on? Where does the sound come from?
The assistant director didn't take the sudden sound to heart, but looked at the director.
"Director, this scene of the domineering president imprisoning love is about to start filming, let's hurry up."
"Oh, good."
Director Wang Zhihua was stunned by what had just happened. After being reminded by the assistant director, he walked towards the shooting site.
"Teachers, let's go."
"Okay, director."
He is wild at heart, but timid on the outside, well-behaved and super obedient.
When the director heard He Qing's voice, he immediately determined where the previous voice came from. Yes, he found the source.
So, what he just heard was the voice of one's heart?
I wanted to ask what was going on, but I couldn't tell the answer.
The director gave up and stopped.
But how could He Qing give up eating melon halfway?
A melon-eater, a melon-eater soul, she is completely excited!
[You have to eat hot melons in one go. I don’t care. Eating melons is the most important thing. You can still film any movie.
Hehe, I just saw Director Wang Zhihua privately...he actually...hehehehehe...】
Assistant Director: “…” Tell me quickly, what happened?
Director: “…”Don’t say that!
One is expectant and the other is nervous.
[He actually likes to play forced sex with his wife! Wuhu, small whip, dripping wax, electric motor, my god, how can he play so well, well, why don’t I learn it so that I can play with my husband... hehe, this way, that way...
Forget it, this is too exciting, I can't handle it, I can't handle it! I'd better learn the basic version first. 】
As He Qing was thinking, she went off topic.
I also overlooked the profound meaning of the director's change from embarrassment to looking at Ji Mingchen...
Ji Mingchen: “…” It’s okay, it’s okay.
As long as he is thick-skinned enough, he won’t be the one who is embarrassed.
He held He Qing's hand tightly, so that she wouldn't be too serious about eating the melon and not look at the road, and fall down.
His expression remained unchanged and he remained unmoved.
[Haha, the director has been the same for decades. The older he gets, the more he plays. His wife can’t stand him anymore, so…
Hahaha, so funny, they actually stuffed a small whip in the director's... butt, letting him swing it around and enjoy himself, so fucking enjoy himself...
The director's wife was actually watching from the side, and the director also thought it was good and became addicted to it...
As a result...haha, it caused hemorrhoids! Phew! This is too outrageous! 】
Assistant Director: “Pfft!” I couldn’t hold back my laughter after all.
Received a glare from the director with resentment.
Ji Mingchen: Good job, my wife! She avenged him.
Ji Mingchen gave a big thumbs up to his wife.
He Qing: “???” What the hell?
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