Xingtie: Starting from the Cloud Five period

"Wow!"

Although the entire campus cannot be seen on March 7th, one can already imagine how spectacular the scene will be.

The image of cat cakes falling from the sky like dumplings being dropped into a pot flashed through her mind.

At the same time, a hint of worry arose in her mind—or rather, a habitual complaint.

"Jiao Shou only turned a portion of the people into monkeys, but Jiang Yuan turned everyone into monkeys!"

"If someone comes to arrest people, don't arrest us too."

This is obviously a joke.

Since we're partners, if someone is going to get caught, then of course we should run away together.

"Hey, you're not right about that."

Jiang Yuan, who no longer needed to transform people on the table, jumped down and held up a finger to March 7.

"First of all, how can those monkeys be compared to the adorable cat cake?"

March 7th leaned back in his chair and listened to him start rambling: "Oh?"

“Second,” Jiang Yuan slowly extended his second finger, “I gave you prior notice.”

"Hmm, continue?"

Jiang Yuan raised his ring finger: "Third, as I said, you can change back anytime you don't want to, it's not mandatory!"

He pointed towards the crowd.

One of the brightly colored cowboy cat cakes transformed back into human form while saying sweet words. It glanced this way, grinned, raised its hand in greeting, and carefully avoided the group of cat cakes by pulling down its cowboy hat.

"at last……"

Jiang Yuan stretched out his voice.

March 7th slowly sat up straight: "I knew you could talk, but I didn't know you could talk this much, that you could even come up with a fourth point?"

Jiang Yuan's ability to talk a lot of nonsense could be called "talking magic," but it's sometimes effective and sometimes not.

"Finally," Jiang Yuan proudly raised his chin, "I've decided to rename the animal virus to 'The Great Transformation Technique'."

"...So, is the last point related to the previous ones?"

"How can you say there isn't one?"

Jiang Yuan tilted his head and shrugged.

"They're all related to the Great Transformation Technique!"

He quickly adopted the new name he had come up with.

"Okay," March 7th conceded, "No one can beat you when it comes to talking nonsense."

She paused for a moment, then thought, "Have Uncle Yang and the others changed too?"

Uncle Yang and Himeko should be at Origami University right now.

Jiang Yuan closed his eyes and sensed it for a moment: "Hmm, it hasn't changed back yet."

"Oh, oh, oh!" March 7th raised her camera. "Shall we go take a look?"

"sure!"

Jiang Yuan stood up.

"Let me make some preparations."

He took out a new board, wrote an account number on it, and added a line of text.

[Online Renewal Process:]

[Step 1: Earn money for this account and note your name and the required transformation duration (5,000 credits per system time)]

[Step Two: Shout "Respond to me, Lord Jiang Yuan!"]

Step 3: Waiting for the transformation

[P.S.: I haven't thought of anything yet, I'll add more later.]

Was it really necessary to add that last sentence?

March 7th glanced at the drawing board.

"Oh." Jiang Yuan thought for a moment and then erased the last line.

[Note: This line is unnecessary.]

"...Are you serious?"

"Hey~" Jiang Yuan grinned, erased the line he had casually written, and replaced it with a new sentence.

[Note: No refunds will be given if you revert to the original state early.]

He had already written this line on another board.

However, it's still more normal than the previous two sentences.

The urge to complain on March 7th was suppressed.

"Forget it, even if I accidentally become a tsukkomi (straight man), I can't keep tsukkomi all the time, or my character will really be fixed."

In conclusion, as members of the Cat Cake Club, their promotional effectiveness is unmatched.

What could be a better way to promote these adorable little creatures than turning the entire school into cat-shaped cakes?

Funina looked to her left and saw Cat Cake skipping away.

"No more."

Maranie looked to her right and saw a group of people, large and small, huddled together trying to play a game of cat-shaped stacking cakes.

"That's it! We're the best! Yay!"

Then we can announce—

"Our Cat Cake Club's event was a huge success!"

Jiang Yuan raised his hands.

The crowd cheered along with him.

In that case, they could put the publicity aside and start browsing this academy, which could perhaps be temporarily renamed "Cat Cake University".

The group did not travel together; each had their own destination in mind.

In the end, it was still Jiang Yuan, Dan Heng, and the three-person train team from March 7th who walked together to one place.

The destination, of course, is where Ji Zi and Uncle Yang are.

They happen to be in the principal's office right now; perhaps they have something to discuss.

Jiang Yuan sensed it again.

"If nothing unexpected happens, Uncle Yang and the others don't plan to change back for the time being, so we're not in a hurry."

In addition, they will run into an acquaintance.

Let's keep that a secret for now and consider it a surprise.

Before that, they saw other surprises.

It's not a person, but a group.

The three stood in the middle of the road, silently watching the scene before them.

The two teams of cats, each with a different colored note tied to its tail, glared at each other.

On either side are the clubs they each joined.

On March 7th, one of the words read aloud: "The former shrine, we've seen it before."

Jiang Yuan read out another one: "Anti-Yuan Shrine, I didn't even see it before."

Just by looking at their names, you can tell why the two clubs seem somewhat hostile.

No, it's not just that they seem somewhat hostile.

Suddenly, someone shouted from an unknown direction, "Charge! Take them down!"

And so the cat cake melee began.

The two cats' bouncy bodies collided and bounced apart with a "biu".

The two cats are fighting with their tails.

More cats, however, took out their phones, awkwardly opened the game, and challenged each other to a game.

"Come, let us fight to the death at the Seven Saints' Summoning!"

"No, why isn't it the abyss!"

"Let's see who can get the highest damage numbers!"

"..."

March 7th was stunned.

Jiang Yuan sighed.

"Why are you sighing?" Dan Heng heard the sigh.

Jiang Yuan should have known that there were people opposing Genshin Impact when he was spreading the game next door.

He still remembers the scene when Jiang Yuan was amused by the exaggerated remarks from next door.

Jiang Yuan sighed again: "What a disappointment."

Now it was March 7th's turn to ask: "What are you disappointed about?"

Jiang Yuan then revealed his thoughts.

"I thought I was really going to see a real-life brawl between players and haters."

So it's just a game for players and trolls.

Everyone says they'll settle things in the game, but the members of the "Anti-Gen Shrine" don't seem to be taking the "anti-"action" very seriously.

"You wouldn't happen to want to watch people fight, would you?"

Jiang Yuan declared confidently, "Of course! I want to see rivers of blood!"

On March 7th, the gaze turned again towards the direction of the chaotic battle.

The members of both clubs seemed unable to adapt to the cat-like body, finding it difficult to use their phones.

She watched as they went from trying to battle in the game to using their tails to whip each other's phones and beat each other up.

Some people find the tail useless, so they throw their phones aside and use the tail to hit the other person's head.

Even their two short kitten paws were attacking each other.

"If it were a real cat, there would be cat hair flying everywhere. How could that not be a bloodbath?"