Xingtie: Starting from the Cloud Five period

〔Oh, yes!〕

[It's like this, Jiang Yuan, is your butt okay now?]

[I accidentally fell on my butt while acting, can that barely be considered a dark history?]

[But this kind of thing... Jiang Yuan, you actually reacted? ]

Jiang Yuan slapped his thigh and sat up straight under everyone's gaze.

"Ouch!" he shouted.

This reaction doesn't seem like the reaction when someone's dark history is mentioned.

Instead, it was as if I suddenly remembered something I had missed.

Jiang Yuan's next words confirmed this guess.

He clenched his fists, looking like he had missed a chance to make a living.

"I was planning to hang Hu Lei up and spank him! I forgot!"

...In fact, I did miss an opportunity, uh, to make some living.

"...Why do you have such an idea?" Jiao Qiu's smile froze.

"Because I'm a petty person, I'll take revenge on the spot." Jiang Yuan said viciously, "Hu Lei caused me to fall on my butt, so I'm going to spank him!"

He put his hand into his pocket and fumbled around for a while, then pulled out a copper-headed leather belt that couldn't fit in his pocket.

"Look!"

He held up the belt with both hands and showed it to the people present and watching the live broadcast.

"I prepared this specially for Hu Lei!"

He also showed off the metal inlay of the belt.

Everyone saw a unique pattern on it.

〔this……〕

[Could this pattern be... the Emperor Bow Siming?]

[Are you well prepared?]

[Okay, here I go again: Is there anything you can't get out of your backpack?]

[Jiang Yuan's backpack is roughly equivalent to Schrödinger's cat. If he doesn't take anything out of it, no one is sure what can be taken out.]

[…Why do I feel that Schrödinger's cat does not represent this?]

[As long as we know that he can really take out anything from his backpack, it can be called a setting just like his unchanged height!]

[Schrödinger's setting?]

[Look, my friend, you are using it too, right?]

"Dang Dang!"

Jiang Yuan solemnly introduced the items in his hand.

"A copper-headed leather belt with the portrait of Emperor Gong Siming. Because it has the portrait of Emperor Gong Siming, the item is upgraded from three stars to four stars."

"It is especially suitable for drawing people. This place is specially made for a former Bu Liren war head."

"You're very well prepared..." Bai Heng applauded Jiang Yuan's introduction.

"But Hu Lei is gone." Ying Xing continued Bai Heng's words mercilessly.

Jiang Yuan suddenly turned his head and looked at Ying Xing dimly.

Ying Xing smiled slightly: "Why, are you angry and want to use it against me?"

Jiang Yuan's expression relaxed.

"How can that be possible? But, but..."

He dropped his hands, then his head.

"Wow, I missed a chance for revenge. They already had the tools ready!"

He whimpered sadly as he pulled more belts from his pockets.

There were some with the body of the devil, some with the portrait of the god of abundance, some with Jiang Yuan’s own portrait, some with the portraits of bosses such as Shu Hu, Huan Long, and Fu Yan, and some with the mask of Aha…

It wasn't that he was perfunctory about Aha's belt when he asked the Universal System to help prepare, but he really hadn't seen Aha's true face yet. At most, he had seen a suspected disguised human form, or more often a mask similar to the joy icon floating in front of him and talking to him.

[Oh? You want to know Aha's true face? ]

Aha, who might appear nearby at any time to watch the fun, appeared when he was concerned about the "Aha Belt" being taken out.

His voice, as always, carried an abnormal tone of joy and was transmitted directly to Jiang Yuan's ears.

"You're here to watch the fun, too?" Jiang Yuan kept his head down in a sad gesture and responded in his heart.

【Fun? No! 】

【Aha came here specially to see you! 】

"Is that so? My dear Lord Aha actually cares about me so much. I am really flattered!" Jiang Yuan blinked.

[Humph! Ahaha is here to cause trouble for you! ]

"Huh? Why?"

[Who was the Joy Commander chosen by Aha who said that just now…]

Ah Ha repeated what Jiang Yuan had said before, with a strange tone.

[“The Emperor Gong Siming whom I admire the most!”]

His tone suddenly showed some anger that was unclear whether it was real or not.

[You actually called the humorless guy on patrol! You didn't even choose to call Aha, who cares about you the most, first! ]

【Aha is angry! 】

Although he was angry, the voice in Jiang Yuan's ear contained a strange smile.

[So the Star God of Joy whom you most respect is going to punish you! ]

Overturned? Jiang Yuan thought.

No, it was clearly the God of Fun who came to have fun with him.

'So, how do you want to punish me?'

【Hahahahaha! 】

Ahaha burst into cheerful laughter.

[How about I use the copper-headed leather belt with the hunting head on it to whip your butt hard? ]

"..."

Jiang Yuan raised his head and responded calmly when the people around him asked him "Why are you suddenly in a daze?"

"You are about to learn about my most recent dark history."

"What?" Bai Heng thought the topic had passed.

"because……"

Jiang Yuan had just started his explanation when a huge black hand emerged from the space that seemed to be completely under Jiang Yuan's control.

The black hand was big enough to grab a person directly, and there was an image on the back of its hand.

〔ah!〕

〔This is?〕

[Haha, my dear colleague, you are indeed the most favored messenger of the God of Fun!]

[That icon is a symbol of joy.]

At least among all creatures under the Star God, the space at this moment is completely controlled by Jiang Yuan.

But who could blame him for the fact that the one taking action at this moment was a star god who came here to have fun?

Jiang Yuan was unable to struggle against that hand, and was lifted up by the big black hand by the waist like a doll.

He was lifted into the air, his limbs hanging naturally due to gravity, and his front was facing downwards, just in front of the people who were looking up at him.

Some people recognized the pattern on the big black hand, and some saw the analysis in the live broadcast room.

They were silent for a moment...

Bai Heng raised his cell phone.

If it is that star god, Jiang Yuan is his envoy after all, so there shouldn't be any problem.

Jiang Yuan himself said that his dark history would soon come to light.

So what are you waiting for - get your phone ready to record!

Jiang Yuan glanced at some people who raised their mobile phones or cameras under Bai Heng's instigation, and then calmly looked away.

Go ahead and record it. The Star God is taking action himself. Can he escape?

He took a deep breath, raised the corners of his mouth to reveal a happy smile, and waved to the people below.

"Because I am your friend..."

"I was so bold as to have the best of both worlds, and was caught by one of the boats," he pointed at the big hand that was holding him, "the one you probably guessed."

"So, this jealous person is going to punish me!"