Resurrection, I'm crazy

The next thing the students saw was an old man with a long beard.

The white beard hung down and blended into his robe. If you didn't look carefully, you would think it was a decoration on his clothes.

It's just that the old man kept stroking his long beard and his face looked kind.

"Tian Yan Gua Xi, Nangong Liu Chang... Dear children, if you want to know about your future, you can ask me to calculate it for you."

Nangong Liuchang has been online more frequently recently and has become unusually naughty.

He was not planning on putting on any sort of show, because the Tianyan Gua Department required talent, and aside from special physiques, the number of students in this department was probably the smallest in the entire academy.

Of course, Long Baiyue will create other categories, but unfortunately there are too few places for time travel now.

She had to work hard to complete the side quests and get a few disciples who practiced martial arts and physical fitness to come over. It wasn't enough to just practice magic, she also had to train her body.

"Is there anyone willing to come up? I'll do the math for him."

The students below were now very excited and all listened attentively.

"Teacher, you can really calculate. Can you also calculate when I will find a wife?" A brave student jumped up from his seat and said to the teacher in front of him who looked like an immortal with a long beard.

Brave people enjoy the world first. Besides, he has been in love several times, and each time ended in failure.

This makes him have to consider whether there is something wrong with himself when he wants to fall in love.

"Well... okay, you come up." Nangong Liu stroked his beard, calculated the marriage line of this classmate in his mind, and then agreed to let him come up.

"Brother, I'll go up first." He patted the new friend he just made today.

This idea was suggested to him by his friend today, mainly because they all practice cultivation, and there are also boards with the names and information of several teachers at the entrance of the academy.

Apart from anything else, fortune-telling and divination... are enough to make them curious.

Everyone wants to know what their future will be like, so since I heard that Wang Hao was able to break up with several of his girlfriends, I recommended it.

After all, the teachers in the academy are much more accurate than the masters outside, and they are guaranteed.

"This person is good, let’s ask the teacher to predict our marriage."

"Why don't you give it a try? The teacher's prediction of your marriage should be very accurate. Aren't your family urging you to get married?"

These two are best friends. The female classmate who is being urged to get married has to admire the blind date her family picked for her.

They really said that it would be hard for her to find a date because she was too old, so they introduced her to a blind date.

Some of them are remarried or divorced with several children. Some of them are men who will break her defenses just by drinking milk tea or eating cake, which makes her speechless.

But those aunts and uncles refused to give up, and everyone who introduced someone to her pointed out how good the blind date was.

Out of affection for her relatives and for her parents' face, Jiang Wenwen went to meet them all. She really wanted to strangle every one she saw.

What kind of weird guy is this? The meal cost less than 200 yuan, but the key point is that she hadn't ordered the dishes yet, but the guy had already ordered.

Finally, when he heard that Jiang Wenwen was dissatisfied with him, he immediately got angry and calculated the meal they had, as well as the car fare and gift fee he had spent to date Jiang Wenwen...

Jiang Wenwen got furious instantly at that time. What kind of person is this?

Everything was smooth sailing 28 years ago, but since then I have met some strange people.

Jiang Wenwen accidentally came across Xuanling Xiuzhen Academy. She couldn't stand the pressure to get married anymore, so she simply signed up for a martial arts gym with her best friend.

I originally wanted to use it for self-defense, because recently I saw online some divorce cases where wives were beaten up, and men were harassed while eating barbecue... Even if I wrapped myself up tightly, I could still be harassed.

Of course, this is only part of it. Another part is that these people do not care about gender, which is really shocking.

While training, they were also preparing for the exam to Xuanling Xiuzhen Academy. As long as they passed the exam, they would have a reason to refuse the marriage.

"No, no, no, I don't want to get married. I want my freedom. Now that I have cultivated myself to become an immortal, wouldn't it be good to be free in the future? Whoever wants to get married can get married."

Hearing this, Jiang Wenwen instantly became anxious. She shook her head frantically and finally managed to break away.

Asking about marriage is crazy, she said she wanted to be a single aristocrat.

"That seems to be the case." The friend thought about it and it made sense. She had also seen many examples of domestic violence. What about the marriage cooling-off period? It was simply for the benefit of men.

Stay away, stay away, stay away!

Jiang Wenwen, who was being urged to get married, nodded frantically, yes, yes.

The people around them were also infected by them. I remember a boy wearing his mother's scarf and clothes to buy milk tea and was approached by a man.

I got goosebumps instantly.

Hiss...shaking his head.

Jiang Wenwen and Zhang Xiaoai were discussing the pros and cons of marriage here, while Nangong Liuchang above had already calculated the marriage line for the student who wanted to calculate it.

This proves that the male classmate has good character. As for why he hasn't met his destined lover, Nangong Liuchang said that the time is not right.

"Really? Teacher?" Wang Hao asked doubtfully.

The time has not come yet, so when shall we wait?

Nangong Liuchang shook his head and stroked his beard, saying that love came too late.

However, Wang Hao's marriage is predestined, so it depends on whether this kid can grasp it.

The other students were shocked to see that the teacher had accurately calculated several relationships Wang Hao had had a few years ago.

There were several people present who were Wang Hao's classmates. Wang Hao had dated several of them, and they all knew how he licked them.

I thought it was because Wang Hao licked the girl too much that the girl disliked him, but I didn't expect that happiness just came late.

"Hahaha, brother, what this teacher said is so accurate, exactly the same." A classmate from the same school came over, hugged Wang Hao who had just walked down from the stage, and gave him a thumbs up.

“As for marriage, it’s God’s arrangement that’s the most important. It will definitely appear when the time is right.” This person thought of the girlfriends Wang Hao had dated, and suddenly felt that his previous reminder was too childish.

He used to think that Wang Hao was a bit of a slut and was also stupid, so he pretended not to see the kind reminders from his roommates.

Fortunately, the teacher pointed it out today, otherwise this stupid Wang Hao would be depressed for the rest of his life.

"What are you laughing at... After all, I've had several relationships, and you haven't had any." After Wang Hao heard the teacher's calculation for him, he suddenly felt that his previous relationships were not worth it.

He had his first relationship online. He asked about her home address and preferences, except for gender.

As a result, when they met, they were both shocked and immediately went back to their own homes to find their own mothers.

The second paragraph is about a girl from the same school. The girl seems to be a sea king, but he doesn’t know it. Then he goes to her to pursue her by sending her bags and breakfast.

His roommate kindly reminded him, but he didn't pay attention and was kicked out afterwards.

It’s better not to mention the rest, as most of them ended in vain... He suspected that the problem was with himself. Before he had the time to find someone to calculate the fortune, he was admitted to Xuanling Cultivation Academy.

"Heh! What's wrong with being a virgin? Did I piss you off?" The brother rolled his eyes and continued, "Your good fortune is yet to come. I reminded you before but you didn't believe it. Now you believe it, right?"

Li Xin once ordered takeout for Wang Hao, and every dish contained green leafy vegetables, implying that he was being cuckolded.

Who would have thought that this kid just thought he was lacking vitamins and thanked Li Xin for feeding him.

Oh my god, I’m saving you, saving you!

Li Xin was very disappointed with his roommate at that time, thinking that his roommate was too stupid.

Fortunately, the two broke up smoothly later without any unnecessary trouble.

But Wang Hao still didn't believe that the girl was a sea king. After Li Xin explained it to him a hundred times and his roommates rolled their eyes, he finally saw clearly the sea king who had blinded his eyes.

It is too difficult.

The place where they were standing was not far from where the classmates were sitting, and the conversation between the two was overheard by the group of classmates who had undergone marrow cleansing.

"This person is really interesting."

"Huaxia Jiuzhou is a good roommate." The two people behind covered their mouths and whispered in their ears.

The two people arm in arm finally remembered that they were still standing at the edge of the stage, and there were not only teachers next to them but also their classmates' seats were not far away.

These teachers had blank expressions, but the students behind them were different.

So... I heard it all.

Help!

At this moment, both of them had red ears. One was surprised that his story was heard, and the other was that he was a virgin! Be careful that it will be spread tomorrow, and the whole college will know.

The two of them gasped and saw the gloating in each other's eyes.

It's already this late and you're still complaining, it's the same. They both glared at each other.

His big eyes rolled around and he quickly returned to his seat from the edge of the stage. The two of them were several lines apart.

Fortunately, the students who were far away were concentrating on Nangong Liuchang's speech and didn't pay much attention.

Otherwise, based on the hearing ability of these classmates, they would be embarrassed.