After hearing my voice, the whole court went crazy
Chapter 263: Dreamlike Shadow
Chapter 263 Dreamlike Shadow
Suddenly, a failure notification sound came from his tablet, and he kicked the door in anger, "Bang~"
Zheng Anning pulled the quilt over his head in bed anxiously, then fell back to sleep.
Seeing this, Ziyun was furious. No, he was still sleeping. A young man was even weaker than an old man like him.
He wanted to start a live broadcast to accuse his apprentice.
"Zheng Anning, I, your teacher, raised you with my own hands and my own urine, and this is how you repay me? Woohoo! When will you let me enjoy a peaceful life?"
Zheng Anning sat up like a carp, scratching his ears impatiently, his hair piled up on his head like a chicken coop, his fair face delicate, "Hey, Master, what's wrong? I just slept in, but you keep nagging me. I think Xiaoju is learning from you, that's why he complains to the master every day."
"Xiaoju is complaining because you don't prepare food for her every day? How dare you say that?"
"Hurry up, get up and get ready. I've registered a live broadcast account for you. You can start business today and do live fortune-telling." Ziyun handed a mobile phone to Zheng Anning and motioned for her to take it.
Zheng Anning's eyes lit up and he came to his senses instantly. "Master, is this phone a gift for me? Isn't this the latest model of that domestic brand?"
"You can use this for your live broadcast." Ziyun said lightly, with his hands behind his back.
"Oh, people don't believe this now, it's too exaggerated, Master, we will have to be separated by iron bars from now on, Master, wuwu~"
As he spoke, Zheng An Ning pursed his lips and pretended to cover his chest and wipe away his tears.
"Okay, stop wasting time."
Zheng Anning yawned lazily. Ge You was lying on the sofa with his phone in front of him. He opened the live broadcast room.
She was wearing a grey Taoist robe today and had her hair casually tied into a bun, revealing her full forehead and pretty face. Her eyes were lifeless and droopy, as if she was asleep.
People started to enter the live broadcast room, and the comments were quickly refreshed.
[Hey, what is this beauty live streaming? Live streaming her sleeping? ]
[What kind of beautiful little nun is this from Maoshan? What a name, hahahaha, so perfunctory! A fortune teller? Three fortunes a day?]
In the main hall of the Taoist temple, Ziyun was sitting with his legs crossed and watching the live broadcast on his tablet. Hearing this, he frowned and said, "What do you mean by perfunctory? I thought about this name over and over again and even approved it in front of the ancestor. You have no vision."
[Oh my god, the anchor is so pretty, I didn't expect she's a liar, and she can tell fortunes? 2999 per fortune? ]
[The world is going downhill, people’s hearts are no longer the same as before! Host, kiss me~]
Zheng An Ning shook his little head and stretched like a cat, looking lazy and comfortable. He smiled and said, "Is there any treasure who wants to be told fortunes?"
She reached out and picked up the little orange cat beside her, and rubbed its head roughly.
The orange cat shook its chubby head and acted cute at the camera.
[Wow, this Northeastern golden shaded layer? The anchor is really cruel! ]
[~, this is not a golden shaded cat, it's clearly a small orange cat, can you lend it to me to play with? Where is the address? What color sack do you like? ]
"Yes, this is the orange cat. It's the guardian beast of our Taoist temple." Zheng An Ning's soft voice sounded, clear and pleasant.
With a "beep" sound, the carnival special effects appeared on the screen, filling the entire screen.
Xiao Chunfeng: [Host, can you really calculate everything? My son has been missing for a long time, can you calculate where he is? Woohoo~]
"You can connect. There is a lucky bag in the lower right corner. You can grab it. Since we are destined to be together, please connect directly."
Zheng Anning stroked Xiaoju's head, raised his eyes and said, "Friends who are interested can grab the lucky bag later!"
Zheng Anning opened the connection. The person named Xiao Chunfeng appeared in front of the camera, and a slightly plump middle-aged woman appeared in front of the camera with messy short hair and looked very haggard.
"Anchor, can you calculate where my son is? He is about 25 years old and a small internet celebrity, but he suddenly disappeared and has been missing for two months."
Zheng An Ning looked at her face, counted on his fingers, and looked at her with pity, "Please send me his horoscope privately, I want to confirm it."
Seeing the eight characters in the private message, she sighed, "Your son is in the field at the east end of your village, next to a banyan tree, call the police first!"
The comments in the live broadcast room were swiping very fast.
[Oh my god, the anchor is talking nonsense, right? How can you say that? Hurting an old mother's heart? ]
[That's right! Xiao Chunfeng, don't listen to her. Just call the police. She's talking nonsense.]
[What kind of person is this! He is not afraid of being struck by lightning, he is crazy about making money! ]
[This Xiao Chunfeng looks familiar. I remember that she is the mother of Da Meili. It seems that Da Meili has been missing for a long time.]
Xiao Chunfeng was stunned for a moment when he heard this, his eyes were red, and he suddenly covered his mouth and cried, "Wow, the anchor is right, there is really a banyan tree at the east end of the village, and it is only there, wow, how can they be so cruel!"
There are already tens of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room at this moment, and they all start to shout "666" when they hear the words.
【666】
【666】
[Is it true? So magical? ]
[Is it a shill? No way? It's so exaggerated, is it a shill? Acting together? Is it fun? ]
"Stop crying, call the police now, collect evidence, and bring the evildoers to justice."
Xiao Chunfeng nodded when he heard this, picked up another phone, called the police directly, and said in a crying voice: "Hello, police comrade, I want to report a crime"
After hearing this, the policeman on the other side of the street was so confused that he thought, isn't this just a joke?
Fortune telling? Calculated?
"Ma'am, please stop joking, okay? Don't waste police resources. You will be held responsible if you make a false police report."
"I'm responsible. Please send police as soon as possible."
The barrage of comments in the live broadcast room was still scrolling like crazy, but Zheng Anning just looked at Xiao Chunfeng quietly, giving her silent strength.
She suddenly wanted to drink milk tea. It seemed like she hadn't had it for a long time. It was strange, why did it take so long?
Zheng Anning frowned, somewhat puzzled.
However, she immediately opened Meituan and ordered herself a cup of Boya Juexian.
Xiao Chunfeng did not turn off the live broadcast, but waited until the police arrived, and then went to the east end of the village with the police.
The number of people in the live broadcast room has skyrocketed, and has reached 100,000. Word spreads from one to ten, and from ten to a hundred. People keep coming in, and many of them are fans of Da Meili.
"Takeaway, whose takeaway?"
The delivery guy was panting and gasping, his eyes accusing Zheng An Ning, thinking, this guy is sick, he ordered the takeaway from far away and he climbed the mountain to deliver it.
"Oh, it's mine, thank you!"
"Would you like to take a break? Have a drink?" Zheng Anning took the milk tea and motioned for him to sit on the sofa and take a rest.
The delivery guy then got a clear look at the interior. This should be the Taoist temple's lounge. The decoration was retro with a strong religious feel and the layout was very sophisticated. He couldn't put it into words, but it just gave people a very comfortable feeling.
An orange cat was lying lazily on the sofa, and his eyes suddenly widened.
"What kind of fur is this? Can I touch it? It's so cute." He scratched his head embarrassedly.
"Mobai." Zheng Anning took out two bottles of drinks from the refrigerator, a bottle of Coke and a bottle of lemon tea, and thoughtfully poured him a cup of tea she made herself.
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