Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world
Chapter 60: The treacherous ministers are in power! The Prime Minister is awesome!
【Laonian was ambushed! 】
[Cheating! Sneak attack! No moral principles! ]
[No way? Just after cooperating with the authorities, they were killed? ]
[The hope of China to unify the world has been shattered just like that? 】
[Hmm? Where is Zhao Laonian? The funding has been approved, why is the live broadcast room dark? ]
"Wait, what funding?"
Qin Feng opened his eyes with difficulty. He felt as if his eyelids weighed a thousand pounds.
Moreover, his head hurt so badly that he could hardly breathe.
It was as if someone had hit him forty or fifty times with a brick.
Fortunately, my physical condition is very good now, and I recovered after just a short rest.
Moreover, I saw the comment "Funds approved" at a glance.
Listening to the "hoof-clatter" sound in his ears, he knew he was in a carriage.
Thinking back carefully, it seemed like he was drinking with Zhou Gongjin just a moment ago, so how come he was on the carriage now?
Qin Feng looked at the light outside and suddenly realized.
Seeing that I was too drunk, they sent a carriage to take me back.
Thinking of this, Qin Feng felt a little ashamed for a moment.
Not only did I misunderstand someone, I even accidentally injured him.
Belly sinister heart of a gentleman.
I just don’t know how my good brother Zhou Gongjin is doing now?
I gave him the medicine five times!
Any normal person may not be able to withstand it.
[The host's experience card of King Xiang Yu of Western Chu has not been used up yet. Do you want to restart it? ]
Qin Feng thought about it and chose no.
He had invested a huge amount of money just to intimidate the officials in Jiangdong.
Although I don't know why it was forcibly terminated, since it is now safe, there is naturally no need to continue using it.
Good steel should be used on the blade. Wouldn't it be great if you could use it during the Battle of Red Cliffs when you are live streaming to chop down Boss Cao?
"What were you discussing just now? Now that the funding has been approved, give me a reward!"
Qin Feng rubbed his hands and said excitedly:
"As long as I become stronger, I can punch Japan, kick Rome, and unify the world!"
[Oh my goodness, this pancake is too big. I feel a bit choked.]
[Host, stop making empty promises. I can’t eat it. I can’t eat it at all. ]
[If Zhao Laonian really unifies the world, will we no longer have to work 996? ]
[Ahem, Comrade Zhao Laonian, I still want to talk to you more about dreams, rather than about funding issues.]
Qin Feng rolled his eyes:
"I've been playing hard in the Three Kingdoms and I'm almost killed. And you're still talking to me about dreams?
If I am castrated here and then killed, and then castrated again and then killed again, there will be no one left for you to cooperate with!"
【Whoosh! 】
【Whoosh! 】
【Whoosh! 】
.......
[Oh my god! The official has taken action! Ten big rockets in one shot! 6480 yuan has been credited to your account! ]
[Fuck! Fifty rockets!]
[The anchor is going to get rich! One hundred rockets! 64800 yuan has been received! ]
[Fuck... Hey? Why did it stop? ]
[Sorry, the above said that this project is a bit outrageous, so this is the amount that can be approved for the time being. Why don’t you get some antiques first, so that the leaders can see them.]
Qin Feng smiled happily, although 64,800 was not a lot, it was not a small amount either, enough to make up for the loss of his "King of Western Chu, Xiang Yu".
Thinking of this, he looked at the projection and said seriously:
“It’s not that I don’t want to give it, this thing has a probability.
For example, the urinal for Baga Jiang is actually a pickle jar.
I hid twenty of them at the same time, but only one survived two thousand years, and the others are gone."
[Is the probability so low? ]
[Of course. After two thousand years and so many wars, I am thankful that I can stay here.]
[I even suspect that Zhao Laonian has tried many times, but he was successful only twice, once with the sword that was replaced with a silk banner, and once with the urinal! ]
Just as Qin Feng was talking to himself and explaining.
A big head outside the carriage looked cautiously through the curtain and quickly retracted.
The head was naturally Jiang Gan. At this moment, looking at the Cao army camp five miles away, he couldn't help but feel anxious.
"What's wrong with this Zhou Gongjin? Is he so unreliable?
He paralyzed Zhao Laonian and sent him over, but ended up beating himself half to death.
That would be fine, but the knockout drug was said to work for two days, so how come he woke up in just a day and a half?
Jiangdong is really full of rats, and they only know how to lie!"
You know, MC Zhao Laonian is so brave that he can defeat ten thousand men. He has defeated everyone in Jiangdong.
Even Gan Xingba, a leader among young generals, was defeated by him with just one punch!
With such a powerful force, even if there were ten of us, we wouldn't be able to defeat him, right?
As for himself, he only brought ten guards with him.
This is not enough to fill Zhao Laonian’s teeth!
If it were someone else, they might not have noticed Jiang Gan’s fleeting appearance.
But Qin Feng had a live broadcast system, and the audience in the live broadcast room were bored, and they quickly discovered Jiang Gan's whereabouts as if they were holding a microscope.
[Laonian, someone was peeking at you just now. ]
[It looks like a man, doesn't he want to anally fuck you? ]
[How perverted! The anchor got on a man's carriage and was even peeped at. ]
Just when Qin Feng was thinking about how to collect more antiques from the Eastern Han Dynasty and preserve them for the modern era, he suddenly discovered that something was wrong with the barrage.
He scratched his head, then lifted the curtain and looked outside.
It would be fine if he didn't look at it, but once he did, Jiang Gan was almost scared to death!
"Hey? How did we get out of Chaisang City?
I was drinking with Brother Gongjin and got drunk, so you guys took me back to the inn?"
Qin Feng asked curiously.
Jiang Gan's back was covered in cold sweat. He seemed to have foreseen the scene where Qin Feng would grab his head and stuff it into his butt.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Qin Feng suddenly realized:
"I see! Brother Gongjin said before that he wanted to introduce Wu Hou's younger sister to each other. Could it be that he is going on a blind date now?"
Jiang Gan was immediately as if he had been pardoned, and nodded rapidly, saying:
“Yes, yes, the Grand Commander told us to send you on a blind date.
Another five miles, and you will find the youngest sister of the Marquis of Wu."
Qin Feng smiled shyly, patted Jiang Gan on the shoulder and said:
"Oh, how can that be so embarrassing?
I heard that the youngest sister of the Marquis of Wu is extremely beautiful, I wonder what her measurements are like?"
"Ah? What enclosure?"
Jiang Gan responded reluctantly, and the two of them chatted for a long time without making any sense.
Suddenly, a middle-aged man in brocade clothes and a purple gold crown on his head came riding a horse.
After seeing Qin Feng, he immediately dismounted and laughed:
"Old Nian, you want to kill me!"
Qin Feng frowned and said hesitantly:
"Who are you? Why do you look so familiar? Where have we met before?"
The middle-aged man thought for a moment, clapped his hands, and sang:
“The sword angrily cuts down the Snow Winged Eagle.
The mountain is so bold that it soars into the sky.
Long, the slope is burning.
I will kill Cao Cao live! "
Qin Feng suddenly realized and said in surprise:
"Kill Cao Cao? Good fellow, are you also our brother Bei's man?"
The middle-aged uncle shook his head and said in a deep voice:
"No, I am Cao Cao."
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