Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

Looking at the increasingly outrageous remarks, Qin Feng was speechless.

You called the police to arrest yourself? Where the hell are you going to arrest me? You also traveled to the Three Kingdoms?

Even if you really come, you will be in trouble at Changbanpo.

The women were taken into Boss Cao's harem, and the men were spanked in the waist by Boss Cao, otherwise they would never be able to leave!

And this is considered self-defense, okay?

These people were the ones who insisted on chasing me and chopping me up. I can't just come down and kowtow to them, begging them to let me go, right?

Thinking of this, Qin Feng's eyes turned, he chuckled, and said arrogantly:

"I was the one who chopped that man off! Come and catch me if you dare!

I am MC Zhao Laonian, and I will never change my name or surname.

If you are caught, we will give each of you one thousand yuan.

If you can't catch me, then each of you will give me a big rocket!"

[Good fellow, isn't this Zhao Laonian too arrogant? Do you really think of yourself as Brother Yun's little brother? ]

[The host was so immersed in the drama that he really thought he was in the Three Kingdoms? ]

[Anchor, if you take the initiative to plead guilty now, you can try to get the death penalty.]

[I'm making a bet with you! The French court is so strict, and there are eyes everywhere. How can they not catch a little anchor like you? ]

Qin Feng was happy and said arrogantly:

"If you catch me, I will recognize you as my father!"

Zhao Yun watched Qin Feng muttering to himself, with worry growing more intense between his brows.

As expected, has my junior brother been contaminated by something unclean?

If it's delayed for too long, won't something go wrong?

My junior fellow apprentice has never been very smart, who would have thought that he would encounter something like this?

Zhao Yun was extremely worried about this junior fellow apprentice who had grown up with him.

But he had no other choice. With Madam Mi here, he couldn't just pin Qin Feng to the ground and give him a bath to drive away the evil spirits, right?

Besides, I am not a virgin anymore!

Hmm? Adou?

Zhao Yun looked into his arms and immediately became aware of it.

If Adou pees later, throw the swaddling clothes on Qin Feng's face to drive away the evil spirit!

My good junior brother, please don’t blame me.

I'm doing this for your own good!

Thinking of this, Zhao Yun couldn't help but sigh deeply.

Now that they have finally gotten out of Cao's army's sphere of influence, the two of them are safe. They stroll towards Dangyang Bridge and let their junior brother go crazy.

After all, my junior fellow apprentice is also a miserable man.

I have had a poor brain since I was little and I just played in the mud when I had nothing to do.

He finally learned some martial arts and was about to make a name for himself, but he was possessed by that damn Lu Fengxian.

Zhao Yun's eyes gradually became firm, and he made up his mind that he must save his fellow apprentice brother no matter what!

Qin Feng looked vaguely towards Zhao Yun from the side.

He always felt that something was not right with Brother Yun!

Do you still want to stab yourself in the waist?

Qin Feng was puzzled. After all, he was Zhao Yun's junior brother who depended on each other for life and death. Why the hell was he staring at his waist?

Although having sex thirty times a night is not a problem for me, the big kidney made of 24k pure gold is extremely powerful and all the girls who have used it say it is good.

But even if you are my dear senior brother, you can't always be thinking about my kidney, right?

Thinking of this, Qin Feng moved a little further away and landed behind Zhao Yun to prevent himself from being attacked.

After all, he had seen Brother Yun's strength.

If you say you want to tie yourself into kidney flowers, then it is absolutely impossible to string them into kidney strings!

Now, Cao's army has not caught up yet, and Dangyang Bridge is right in front of them.

Qin Feng also relaxed, looked at his live broadcast system, and switched the screen.

As a result, I saw a guy who was broadcasting live at the Changbanpo ruins.

While broadcasting live, he swore:

“Brothers! This rusty sword in my hand was definitely not put in here by me!

From the perspective of craftsmanship, it looks very much like a product from the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

If it can be confirmed, it means that MC Zhao Laonian really traveled back to the Three Kingdoms period!"

Unfortunately, the onlookers did not buy it and the screen was filled with comments criticizing him.

[Bragging! My chamber pot was once used by Liu Bei! ]

[My second sister-in-law was also used by Boss Cao! ]

[My kidneys were pierced by Brother Yun! ]

[Brothers on the second floor, please tell me more about my second sister-in-law...]

Obviously, the guy who was broadcasting live was also a stubborn person. When he saw the screen full of doubts, he immediately became anxious and shouted:

“I’ll take him to the Institute of Cultural Relics for research now!

This is definitely a cultural relic! Absolutely! "

Having said that, the guy got into the car and rushed towards the Institute of Cultural Relics.

Qin Feng scratched his head, stretched out his hands, and typed in the air:

"I'm MC Zhao Laonian, I support you brother."

[Zhao Laonian? Aren't you in and out with Brother Yun? How come you still have time to read the comments? ]

[Aren't you taking Mrs. Mi in and out of the place? How do you still have time to read the comments? ]

[I've said it before, he's acting, the brains and blood are all fake.]

[Police! Catch him! He killed someone!]

When the guy who was broadcasting the live broadcast saw Qin Feng's message, his face first showed joy, and then his expression became serious.

He looked at the camera and said seriously:

"Hello MC Zhao Laonian, my name is Zhang Yu, and I now strongly suspect that you have traveled through time!"

Qin Feng was immediately happy and replied:

"I did travel through time. Do you want me to leave you a bottle of vintage wine from 208 AD?"

Zhang Yu shook his head solemnly and said:

“I’m not kidding, if you really traveled back to the Three Kingdoms period, you could potentially change the history of the entire world!

If you want, you can even change the entire course of human history!"

Qin Feng was stunned for a moment. Changing the history of the entire world? Even changing the course of human history?

"puff!"

Qin Feng frowned slightly, turned his head and said:

"My goodness, my sister-in-law is really clean. She even blows away the dust while riding on horseback?"

Mrs. Mi blushed with shame and quickly explained:

"It wasn't me, it wasn't me who put it there......"

Qin Feng didn't say anything because he was the one who put it there.

This is called taking the lead!

He didn't even ask who cooked, which was very martial.

Because after you say this, the people around you will most likely suck up all the farts.

Qin Feng had no interest in Zhang Yu's fart.

I traveled to the Three Kingdoms and almost had my head torn off by Boss Cao! You tell me you want to change the course of humankind?

Can't I just enjoy myself?

Do you understand the term “playing dumb”? Do you understand the term “laying flat”?

Follow Boss Liu and enjoy the best food and drinks.

If the sky falls, Liangzi will hold it up.

He only needed to sacrifice his insignificant body to go to the Eastern Wu to marry Sun Shangxiang's sister on behalf of Boss Liu, and reluctantly marry her to promote the Wu-Shu alliance.

Then go to Xichuan and arrange the wedding of Boss Liu and Liu Zhang's mother, so that Boss Liu can inherit Yizhou with peace of mind.

Finally, he reluctantly married the famous beautiful widow, Ms. Wu.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if this were the case?

After all, he only possesses the strength of Lingling General Xing Daorong.

If possible, you can interview Brother Xing about what his dream is.

Most likely it's about having a wife, children and a warm bed, rather than overthrowing Boss Cao.

Why must it be so big? To change history? To change the course of humankind?

Please, Boss Cao is already invincible, what can I use to fight him?

Although Sun Shiwan's family is not good, they have the natural barrier of the Yangtze River and are a complete loser.

It's impossible to take him down.

And what did he have? A bunch of old, weak, sick and disabled people under Boss Liu?

What else did Shu Han have besides a group of idealistic warriors with lofty dreams and countless generous and tragic people who were worthy of admiration?

If Qin Feng remembered correctly, at this time, Boss Liu was only surrounded by a group of old, weak and sick people.

Apart from Guan, Zhang, Zhao, and Liangzi, no one else can be used.

Of course, there is also myself, a rising handsome man who is both talented in literature and martial arts and possesses countless handsomeness and talents.

Of the 10,000 soldiers and horses available to him, almost all of the 10,000-man ground forces were wiped out, and the 10,000-man naval forces were borrowed by Guan Yu from Liu Qi of Jiangxia.

Now you tell me to change the world?

If possible, Qin Feng just wanted to take out Adou's diaper and smear it on this guy's face!

Just as Qin Feng was bored and preparing to return to his live broadcast room to trick his family into giving him some tips, Zhao Yun suddenly shouted:

"The pursuers are coming! Brother, hurry up!"

Qin Feng looked back and saw smoke and dust rising behind him.

Moreover, those knights were all wearing black armor and were extremely powerful.

[It's over, the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry are chasing us! ]

[Anchor gg, I can’t sell goods with Zhang Yu anymore. ]

[It's hype, absolutely hype! Trash Zhao Laonian! ]

[Laonian, stop playing double game with Zhang Yu. Just start selling tea leaves. I support you and give you a big slap in the face.]

Qin Feng didn't have time to reply to the barrage. He kicked the horse's belly and galloped forward.

What a joke, these are real elite armored soldiers.

It was because Boss Cao gathered the strength of the entire north that he was able to raise such a powerful cavalry.

The Tiger and Leopard Cavalry gathers the bravest men in the world, and their combat power is unrivaled among the Three Kingdoms!

He once killed Yuan Tan, conquered the Wuhuan, defeated Liu Bei, defeated Ma Chao, and pacified the world!

Even though Qin Feng and Zhao Yun were extremely powerful, they probably wouldn't be able to last even a single round against the organized charge of thousands of cavalrymen.

It's not that they are weak, but a row of long spears are coming at you, and you have nowhere to hide!

Fortunately, these guys were also wearing armor and didn't run very fast.

Qin Feng followed Zhao Yun and ran non-stop all the way to Dangyang Bridge, and he was already exhausted.

A sturdy man with standing beard and hair standing upright, looking very majestic, was standing on the bridge holding a 10-foot-long snake spear.

Seeing this, Zhao Yun immediately shouted:

"Yide, help me! I am Zilong!"

Zhang Fei looked at the baby in Zhao Yun's arms, and a hint of tenderness appeared on his rough face.

He said quickly:

"Zilong, move forward quickly. I will hold off the pursuers myself!"

Zhao Yun nodded heavily and rode his horse across Dangyang Bridge.

Qin Feng followed closely behind and shouted:

"Yide, help me! I am old and weak!"

Zhang Fei: “????”

Good boy! You don't even dare to call me by this nickname in the battle array!

Laughing is a small matter, but if it is recorded by historians and it pokes your lungs for thousands of years, it would be too embarrassing!

"Ahem! Old Nian, hurry up and move forward. I'll hold off the pursuers myself... What the hell are you carrying???"

Zhang Fei was about to hold back his laughter, so he waved his hand and let Qin Feng pass.

But when he saw Qin Feng's back, his eyes suddenly widened and he was completely stunned!

My goodness, Zhao Zilong fought his way in and out of the enemy's army seven times just to rescue the young master.

You, Zhao Laonian, are so good that you rescued a woman?

Are you a traitor? Are you paying tribute to Prime Minister Cao?

The old man wanted to steal someone else's wife and start a war at the same time.

Do you want to carry a young lady on your back and follow Zhao Zilong to fight on the battlefield?

At this time, Mrs. Mi was also covered in blood and her appearance could not be recognized at all.

Moreover, she was extremely weak both mentally and physically, and had no energy to explain.

Qin Feng saw this and immediately became furious:

"Feizi! How the hell are you talking to our sister-in-law?!

If I hadn't tried my best to save her, my sister-in-law would have jumped into the well and committed suicide!

Our lord has been wandering for half his life, and he only has two wives. How miserable he is, and he almost lost one of them!"

Zhang Fei's mouth twitched suddenly, but he also knew etiquette, so he dismounted and clasped his fists, saying:

"Sister-in-law! Yide didn't see clearly, please go and reunite with the lord quickly!"

[Emma, ​​is Liu Bei going to throw Adou down soon? ]

[Speaking of which, Lao Nian rescued Madam Mi, so will Boss Liu throw Madam Mi? ]

[Fuck! This train of thought is really bizarre! Streamer, please get back together! ]