Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

[My goodness, is it so exciting to play? ]

【Longyang's goodness! Anchor, be careful! 】

【Protect our anchor Pi Yanzi! 】

Qin Feng looked at Zhou Tai cautiously.

This guy is covered in black, just like Brother Dafei.

And one thing that is very similar between him and Brother Da Fei is that they are both very perverted!

Of course, my brain isn't working very well either.

Zhou Tai obviously didn't notice Qin Feng's reaction.

Seeing Qin Feng dodged, Zhou Tai actually tore off his clothes.

In addition to those muscular muscles that looked as if they were carved by knives and axes, there were scars all over his body that looked as winding as carved paintings!

Zhou Tai pointed at the scar on his chest and said in a muffled voice:

"This is the knife wound I received during the expedition against Liu Guo in the second year of Xingping!"

Then, he pointed to the scar on his shoulder and said loudly:

"This is the arrow wound that Po Yan Baihu received in the first year of Jian'an!"

"This was received during the attack on Zulang in the second year of Jian'an."

"In the fourth year of Jian'an, he attacked what Huang Zu had taken."

"..."

As Zhou Tai pointed out one by one, everyone present looked solemn.

Zhou Tai is truly a powerful minister in Jiangbiao!

If there is anyone in the entire Jiangdong who is worthy of admiration, Zhou Tai is definitely one of them.

He was not a famous general, and he did not have the wisdom like Zhou Yu and Lu Xun to win a battle thousands of miles away.

Nor do they have the reputation of the Five Tiger Generals for their bravery that cannot be matched by ten thousand men.

But he was fearless and first followed Sun Ce and then followed Sun Quan.

Always be the first to fight! Fight to the death! Loyalty and bravery are unmatched!

To sum up Qin Feng in one sentence, he is a big idiot.

Of course, this is a compliment to him.

It is precisely because of countless idiots like this that a magnificent empire was created in history.

Just like the elite warriors of the Qin Dynasty four hundred years ago, they fought one against six and swept across the six kingdoms!

As long as someone is afraid of death, it is impossible to achieve the goal of a world together.

If everyone fears death, how can we win?

【Zhou Tai, what a warrior! 】

[Laonian can't compare, our anchor can only sneak attack other people's Piyanzi. ]

[That’s right, Lao Nian doesn’t seem to have any scars worth showing off. ]

Before Qin Feng could say anything, Zhou Tai came over and pulled Qin Feng's pants.

While pulling, he shouted:

"Come on, let me see where Brother Lao Nian was injured."

Although he felt very ashamed, Qin Feng also knew that Zhou Tai had no ill intentions, he was just a simple idiot.

The Jiangdong officials around were cheering, wanting to see how brave Zhao Laonian was, who was said to have gone in and out of Changbanpo seven times with Zhao Zilong.

In desperation, Qin Feng had to kick Zhou Tai away, and at the same time, he took off his clothes and turned around.

Unexpectedly, his whole body was very white.

Not to mention the scars, even the area below the neck is not the same color!

Zhou Yu couldn't help but take a breath and said:

"Laonian, how lazy are you usually?"

Isn't it? Apparently this guy doesn't do drills on weekdays!

And when fighting, there is a high probability that they will just run away.

Let alone a tough battle, before Changbanpo, he might not even have fought a war!

It turns out that Zhou Yu guessed it right.

Before awakening the live broadcast system, Qin Feng was really hiding!

Either hide behind Zhao Yun and don't come out, or run with Brother Bei in the name of protection.

It’s no wonder that Boss Cao hasn’t been able to catch Brother Bei for all these years, which is enough to show how skilled he is at escaping.

Of course, it may also be that the quality of the straw sandals is better and has magic bonuses or something, but Qin Feng doesn’t know.

Seeing himself being ridiculed, the drunk Qin Feng also got angry.

He immediately put his foot on the table and shouted:

"What are you laughing at! What's the big deal about being hit by a knife twice? Have you ever been hit by a knife, Pi Yanzi?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone took a breath of cold air and subconsciously looked at Qin Feng's butt.

Is this thing still useful?

If one eye is not enough, you can open a third eye, right?

Qin Feng said proudly:

"I've had hemorrhoids!"

"........"

Seeing that everyone was silent, Qin Feng suddenly became anxious and continued to shout:

"I've even had a circumcision!"

"........"

All the generals in Jiangdong were stunned. What a guy, it’s not enough for him to open his eyes, but he has to become a eunuch, right?

Anyway, everyone thinks he is bragging.

But who can blame him for being so powerful? Just brag if you want, but don't use the Thousand Year Killing Technique on him.

When he was half drunk, Zhou Gongjin stood up shakily and walked to Qin Feng's side.

Qin Feng's figure was reflected in his beautiful peach blossom eyes, and he said with a smile:

"Brother Lao Nian, I heard that you are interested in joining Jiangdong?"

Qin Feng was dazed and could barely open his eyes. He nodded and said:

"Yes, Lu Meng, Old Lu said that as long as he hangs out with the Marquis of Wu, he will have everything he wants.

The Marquis of Wu will marry my younger sister to me! So where is my younger sister? Why haven’t I seen her for so long? "

When Lu Meng heard this, he became anxious and stood up and shouted:

"My sister said so! My sister said so!

Sister Wu Hou, how dare I act on my own?"

Zhou Yu waved his hand, signaling Lu Meng to shut up, and said with a smile:

"Laonian, as long as you are willing to join Jiangdong, I will talk to Marquis Wu.

My lady, my gentleman is good.

If it can lead to a marriage, that would be great.”

Qin Feng immediately smiled and agreed quickly:

"Old Zhou, it's you again, what a relief!

Then you're welcome, buddy? How about we spend the wedding night together tonight?"

Zhou Yu's mouth twitched twice, but at least he kept smiling and said:

"Bridal chamber? Great!

Come, Lao Ni, as long as you sign this document, I will go and tell Wu Hou tonight! "

As he said this, he actually brought out pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and asked Qin Feng to sign and join Jiangdong.

Qin Feng stopped laughing immediately, and after pondering for a while, he slowly asked:

"Should I sign my Sanskrit name or my Chinese name?"

Zhou Yu was surprised:

"Laonian is so knowledgeable and talented? He even knows Sanskrit?"

Qin Feng said calmly: "I don't know him."

Zhou Yu: “????”

What the hell are you talking about if I don’t know you!

He suppressed his anger, forced out a smile and said:

"Then write your Chinese name."

Qin Feng spread his hands: "Forgot."

Forget your sister! Isn't your surname Qin, name Feng, courtesy name Xiaofeng, and nickname MC Zhao Laonian?

Zhou Yu’s eyes suddenly widened, wishing he could draw out his sword and chop the bastard to pieces right now!

It's such a fucking mentality!

Zhou Yu took a deep breath and suddenly revealed a strange smile.

He clapped his hands, and soon two maids came up, each holding a glass of wine.

"It doesn't matter whether we join or not, we are brothers fighting side by side in the Sun-Liu Alliance anyway!

It just so happens that I, Zhou Gongjin, and Brother Lao Nian hit it off right away. How about we become sworn brothers today?"

Qin Feng glanced at the wine glass with drunken eyes, his eyes sparkling, and smiled:

"Okay, it's an honor for me!"

As they spoke, the two looked at each other meaningfully.

Qin Feng narrowed his eyes slightly, and when he reached out to touch the wine glass, the liquid had already been pinched between his fingers and silently poured into his wine glass.

Zhou Yu also smiled, and while stretching out his hand, he also unnoticedly put some white powder into his wine glass.

Then the two of them raised their glasses and clinked them together.

Just as he was about to drink it, someone suddenly shouted:

"If we are sworn brothers, how about drinking from each other's cups?"

"Yeah!"

"Right on my mind!"

Zhou Yu and Qin Feng spoke at the same time and followed suit.

Damn it! I'm going to kill you, you bastard!

Dear mother, I will make you a fool today!