Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

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[If I heard correctly, you have been in a spiritual relationship with someone's wife for a long time? Are you crazy? ]

[Coveting other people's wives is no different from Cao thief! 】

[The anchor is such a jerk! Gongjin killed him with a quick knife! ]

Zhou Yu was stunned for a moment, then his face became serious, he held the short blade at his waist, looked up to the sky and sighed:

“I started learning at the age of fifteen, and at the age of sixteen I followed the sword master from Jiangdong, and I became a master of the short sword.

Seventeenth, he killed a flower-picking thief with his own hands, and eighteenth, he beheaded three thief leaders.

Nineteen and my wife are deeply in love. If a thief is rude, I will make his blood splatter three feet!

Now, have you met the Lecher again?"

Lu Su was horrified, and ran over quickly, saying:

"Gongjin misunderstood! He is one of us, he is MC Zhao Laonian! The one who took Madam Mi in and out of Changbanpo seven times!"

Zhou Yu was furious:

"Even if he's MC Zhao Laonian, so what? Can he covet someone else's wife?!"

Lu Su lowered his voice and said:

"He has a brain disease! He hit Zhang Fei so hard that he couldn't get out of bed for several days!"

Zhou Yu: "........Hahaha! It turns out to be Brother Lao Nian, nice to meet you!"

"Hello."

Qin Feng stepped forward, enthusiastically shook Gongjin's hand, and shook it gently.

The corners of Zhou Yu's mouth twitched.

Damn, it's ok that you have unparalleled combat power, but you also have a bad brain? Are you stacking buffs here?

It's not that I'm a coward, but I heard that Zhao Laonian has a low moral bottom line.

I’m afraid that he will be too harsh on me even though he’s clearly in the wrong.

The three of them exchanged a few words of greeting and then went into the house and sat down.

Lu Su sighed and couldn't help but speak first:

“Gongjin, I think you already know what’s going on here.

The Cao bandit claimed to have an army of one million and immediately crossed the river.

Emperor Liu dispatched Kong Ming and Qin Feng as envoys to form an alliance to fight against Cao.

Whether it is war or peace is still undecided.

The lord has great trust in you, and your words, to a certain extent, determine the direction of Jiangdong!"

Zhou Yu pondered for a while, and did not respond. Instead, he looked at Qin Feng and asked:

"Where's Kong Ming? Why didn't he come?

I heard that Kong Ming is the chief envoy."

Qin Feng said "Oh" and replied:

"I caught a cold, I need to rest.

You also know that he likes to fan himself in the winter.

Besides, this person is very stubborn and won't listen to advice. He is frozen to death."

Zhou Yu couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth twice again.

Is this the so-called brain disease? Is he talking so wildly?

Zhou Yu asked tentatively:

"Logically speaking, if the person is frozen solid, he is most likely dead, right?"

Unexpectedly, Qin Feng slapped his thigh and sighed:

"Who says it's not true? But our military advisor is awesome. He knows the Seven Star Formation. Even if he's frozen, he can still show off.

That Yu Fan's grandfather was killed by our military advisor's magic."

“?????? Didn’t Yu Fan’s grandfather get killed by a pig?”

Seeing Qin Feng's beaming with joy, he wanted to tell Zhou Yu the story of why Kong Ming could show off to death Yu Fan's grandfather together with the pig.

Lu Su quickly stopped him and said:

"We'll talk about Kong Ming showing off his killing of Yu Fan's grandfather later."

Qin Feng corrected seriously:

"It was how Kong Ming let Zhu Xuan kill Yu Fan's grandfather."

"enough!"

Lu Su collapsed directly. He didn't want to stay with Qin Feng for even a minute.

This patient with severe brain disease is so tormenting!

Zhou Yu also realized that he had been led astray. He coughed twice in embarrassment and said calmly:

"Cao's army of one million marched south, but Emperor Liu was still defeated, and hundreds of thousands of troops in Jingzhou surrendered.

Now that Jiangdong is about to fall, why not...surrender?"

As he said this, he looked at Qin Feng deeply.

Qin Feng was stunned for a moment and glanced at Lu Su.

Lu Su was dumbfounded. What was going on?

Didn't you say that in your previous letter? Didn't you say that we must kill Cao the thief?

But just as Lu Su was about to speak, he was stopped by Zhou Yu. He looked at Qin Feng with a smile and said:

"Cao Cao once drank wine with Liu Huangshu and discussed heroes, so they must have had a very good relationship.

Why not let Uncle Liu tell everyone to stop fighting and have peace in the world?"

Qin Feng was immediately happy:

"Brother Gongjin, do you really not know, or are you pretending not to know?

My master lost all the bitter tea seeds that Cao Cao had tricked him into giving away, and he escaped only after his chariot was chopped off.

"If you surrender to Cao Cao now, you will be thrown into the pigpen and killed by the old sows, right?"

[Boss Liu said it was great.]

[How could Boss Liu have such good fortune to have MC Zhao Laonian! ]

[Boss Liu: That's the logic, but can you put it another way?]

Zhou Yu was surprised:

"If that's the case, then doesn't that mean that Uncle Liu can't surrender? He can only rely on Jiangdong?"

Qin Feng pondered for a while, and finally understood.

Just like others are always thinking about his wife Xiao Qiao, this old guy is thinking about annexing Liu Bei's power!

He asked slowly:

"If that's the case, what does Gongjin mean?"

Zhou Yu smiled enthusiastically and said:

"How about this? Uncle Liu can be the governor of Kuaiji, join the Marquis of Wu, and fight against Cao Cao together!"

After saying that, he walked up, patted Qin Feng on the shoulder, and explained earnestly:

"Brother, it's not easy for me.

You also know that all the civil officials in Jiangdong want to surrender. The pressure they put on us is too great.

If you don’t give an explanation, it will be difficult to get over this matter.”

At this moment, a report suddenly came from outside the door.

"Gu Yong, Bu Lu, and Yu Fan want to see the general!"

Before Zhou Yu could say anything, Qin Feng suddenly pulled out the dagger from Zhou Yu's waist and rushed out with big strides!

"Fuck! What are you doing, Lao Nian!"

Zhou Yu was immediately horrified and was about to rush out to stop him, but Lu Su rolled over and came in front of him, hugging his thighs tightly.

"Fuck! Zijing, are you crazy?"

At this moment, Qin Feng, holding Zhou Yu's short sword, came to the three Jiangdong civil officials with a stern face and said in a cold voice:

"By order of General Zhou Yu, anyone who dares to talk about surrender will be exiled!"

Gu Yong: “???”

Bu Lu: “???”

Yu Fan: “???”

Damn it, how can I be exiled? Are you sick?

Or do we want to form an elite force like the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry?

The problem is, after that, I tend to leak urine!

Is it indecent to pee while fighting?

In a flash, Yu Fan reacted and shouted:

"No! Why are you here? Let Zhou Yu speak for himself...ah!"

Before he could finish his sentence, Qin Feng picked up a brick and slammed it hard on his face!

He slapped and roared:

"I, Zhou Yu, will smack you capitulationists with my real name!

I, Zhou Gongjin, will punish you dogs on behalf of the Moon!"

Zhou Yu was so numb in the living room, how could he represent me?

Blatantly putting the blame on someone? That's too much! ?

You can use overt tactics, but you can't use them so blatantly!

He looked at Lu Su, who was still hugging him tightly, with grief, and said bitterly:

"Zijing! How could you be so accomplice to Zhao Laonian?"

Unexpectedly, Lu Su was filled with resentment and said sadly:

"Do you know what Cao Cao's real purpose is?!"

"Of course I know."

"No! You don't know! Cao Cao's real purpose is for the Marquis of Wu!

This bastard wants to anally fuck our Wu Hou, wuwuwu!"

"?????"