Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

[Laonian, do you still remember me? I am Uncle Wang from next door. I raised you with my own hands.]

[I can testify that you are rich now, Lao Ni, so you can buy some antiques for the uncles.]

[Laonian, I am your uncle. I raised you with all my heart and soul. Don’t forget to give me the antiques.]

Qin Feng looked at the screen full of comments and couldn't help rolling his eyes, while also raising his middle finger.

He said sadly:

"People's joys and sorrows are not the same. My life is in jeopardy in Jiangdong, but you only want antiques."

[I watched Zhao Laonian's live broadcast at least ten times, smoked a cigarette quietly, and went to ask the Buddha if I had a connection with the anchor. The Buddha said no, I asked for it, and the Buddha said the live broadcast room was full of money.]

【6. I, the Buddha, will not save the poor. 】

【My friend is heartbroken. 】

Qin Feng was immediately happy, the audience in the live broadcast room were all talented people.

Not only did they stay awake late at night, but they also spoke so nicely.

As the night deepened, Da Fei's deafening snoring and Liang Zi's sighs could be heard from next door.

I don’t know what’s wrong with Liangzi. Ever since the debate with the scholars, he has started sighing every night.

Could it be emo?

Qin Feng is used to emptying his mind before going to bed, but he doesn't want to use a chamber pot.

So he put on his cloak and went to the toilet in the yard.

But just as he was enjoying himself, suddenly a hand pressed on his shoulder.

Qin Feng narrowed his eyes slightly. The person who came didn't come with good intentions!

However, you don’t think that the unrivaled general Pan Feng is a waste, do you? !

I am a man who can hold out for three rounds against Hua Xiong!

"Give me si......."

Before Qin Feng could finish his sentence and was about to launch a thunderous counterattack, a sharp blade shining with cold light came onto his body.

Qin Feng immediately took a breath of cold air, and the words on his lips quickly turned into:

"Greetings to the master, who are you?

Why are you squatting in the toilet so late at night instead of sleeping?

Can I give you a seat?

Hey, hey, hey! Don’t move, this knife is very sharp, be careful not to hurt my 28cm big baby...”

Seeing that the mysterious man behind him didn't say anything, Qin Feng's heart sank suddenly.

Am I going to say goodbye to my dear one today?

Although there is the miraculous doctor Hua Tuo, I heard that he will take over...

Thinking of this, Qin Feng couldn't help but sighed to the sky and said tragically:

"Hero, spare your life!

I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child.

Are we going to say goodbye to the happiness stick before we even use it?

Why don't you go to another place? The happy place is really not working!"

Just when Qin Feng was heartbroken and thinking about whether he should jump into the toilet with this person in his arms and die together, he suddenly saw the barrage in the live broadcast room.

[Fuck! The pornographic anchor has confirmed it, please pee on the live stream!]

[What kind of pose is this? I've heard of people holding a knife to a person's neck, but this is the first time I've seen someone holding a knife to a person's neck. What the hell! ]

[Laonian, the person holding you hostage with a knife is Lu Su! ]

Qin Feng's eyes suddenly turned, and a sad expression appeared on his face. He said sadly:

"Brother Zijing, my dear brother.

If you wanted to take the life of my other brother today, I'm sure he would die with no regrets!

Being able to die at the hands of my good brother is worth it in this life!"

Lu Su: “????”

You are really ill, aren't you? You and I are brothers, and you and your oo are brothers.

Then your oo and I are also brothers? ?

Damn! Is he having a brain disease?

Seeing that he was recognized, Lu Su did not hide his feelings and said with a face full of resentment:

"Qin Feng, Zhang Zhao and I have completely broken up.

I'm sure he won't let me go. You are the one who caused all this."

Qin Feng breathed a sigh of relief. It was good that they could communicate.

I’m afraid that he won’t say anything and will just fly up and stab me.

He sighed and said helplessly:

"How can you blame me, Brother Zijing?

Zhang Zhao wanted to surrender and betray Jiangdong. He was a treacherous minister.

And you are a loyal minister, and you want to protect Jiangdong.

The two of you are destined to be incompatible."

Lu Su put more strength in his hands and said in a cold voice:

"Don't think I don't know that you want a divided Jiangdong."

Qin Feng couldn't help but shiver at the coldness coming from the blade. He pretended to be calm and said:

"Hahaha! You think too highly of yourself, don't you?

Brother Zijing, Jiangdong will not be divided because of the conflict between you and Zhang Zhao.

You are just a small person who can be crushed to death at any time.

Of course, I am a nobody, too. We all are.”

Lu Su slowly put down the sharp blade in his hand, and Qin Feng quickly pulled up his belt.

Then he looked at Lu Su with ill intent, and then looked at the toilet.

Lu Su immediately regretted it.

I Zhuo! I forgot that Qin Feng is so brave that he can defeat ten thousand men!

He tried hard to force out an ugly smile and said:

"Laonian, I'm just kidding, you're not going to throw me into the toilet, are you?"

Qin Feng glanced at him reproachfully and said:

"Why not?"

[Good fellow! Zhao Laonian never leaves a grudge overnight, he usually takes revenge on the spot! ]

[Lu Su, why did you provoke him? Your reputation will be ruined in an instant! ]

[The future Grand Commander of the Eastern Wu will see the evil of human nature today and become the Grand Paw of the Eastern Wu! ]

"Mmmm! Stop it! Stop it, Lao Nian!

I have something important to talk to you about! It's really important!

It involves the Sun-Liu alliance! Aaaaa, it stinks! "

"Die for me! I've always been the one using my oo to threaten others, but today I almost got caught by you? Eat shit!"

Qin Feng pounced on his prey like a hungry tiger and kicked the dagger out of Lu Su's hand.

He easily twisted his arms and pushed him into the toilet.

Lu Su completely collapsed and screamed in pain.

Unfortunately, the toilet is in a remote location.

In addition, Lu Su had a guilty conscience and did not dare to shout loudly.

Seeing that he was about to become as famous as Zhang Zhao, Lu Su had no choice but to yell:

"Zhou Yu! Zhou Gongjin! I want to take you to see Zhou Gongjin!"

"Huh? Zhou Yu is here? You didn't lie to me?"

When Qin Feng heard this name, he couldn't help but feel moved, and asked doubtfully:

"Wasn't he training his troops in Poyang Lake? Why did he come back suddenly?"

Lu Su hurriedly explained:

"After Wu Guotai found out about this, she asked the Marquis of Wu to consult Zhou Yu on any foreign affairs he had, so Zhou Yu rushed back overnight!

I came here this time just to take you to see him!"

When Qin Feng heard the name Wu Guotai, he couldn't help but shrink his head.

You spent so much time making up stories about others, but you didn't expect the real culprit to show up?

He asked cautiously:

"Hey, Mrs. Wu didn't say anything else, did she?"

Lu Su was silent for a moment, as if he had nothing to say.

"Damn it? You're still so stubborn?"

So Qin Feng pressed his head down again.

"Ahhh! I say, I say! Mrs. Wu said that we should put the overall situation first!"

[Hiss! A heroine! ]

[What the hell, put the overall situation first? Are you trying to have some fun with Boss Cao? ]

[I can hear this calculation two thousand years later! ]

[A man of thirty is like a wolf, and a man of forty is like a tiger. Boss Cao is in danger! ]

Qin Feng: “???????”