Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

[Fuck! How much do you hate Lü Meng? Rhubarb, senna leaves, and coptis root, these are all very cold things! ]

[Good fellow, are you trying to kill Lu Meng? If you eat it once, your trouser pockets will be full! ]

[No more talk, family members. I'm going to test the power first. ]

【Warriors, rest in peace.】

【Warriors, rest in peace.】

【Warriors, rest in peace.】

"Good fellow, do you want to eat me to death?"

Kong Ming took a look at Zhang Fei's prescription and couldn't help but exclaimed.

Qin Feng asked Brother Dafei to find these three Chinese medicines. Brother Dafei naturally would not refuse and promised with a pat on his chest.

But this guy showed his talent for playing badly and came directly to Kong Ming to ask for it.

I don't know whether to praise him for being smart or for being stupid.

Brother Dafei glanced at Kong Ming with a reproachful look and said:

"What are you talking about? I just feel a little uncomfortable recently and a little irritated.

So I want to get some medicine to treat it."

"Get some medicine? Do you know that if you mix these medicines and take them, you will really have to call me Brother Da Fei from now on."

"What do you mean?"

"Soaring up to the sky."

“…..

The group had already left the military camp and arrived at the Chaisang City Guild Hall.

Although Zhuge Liang was full of doubts in his heart, he still gently waved his feather fan, looking very calm.

He looked at Zhang Fei fiddling around and suddenly asked:

"Did Qin Feng ask you to ask for it?"

Zhang Fei immediately widened his eyes and swore:

"It's definitely not Brother Lao Nian. He is an upright person. How could he use something like this to murder others?"

"Oh.....Puanxisan.....this name does make sense."

Kong Ming murmured.

Zhang Fei's head shrank immediately, and he said sternly:

"What's wrong, military advisor? Can't I prepare some medicine to protect myself?

I am much more educated than Zhao Laonian, how could I not know how to configure the system? "

Kong Ming nodded, took out a book from the pile of books on the table next to him, handed it to Zhang Fei, and asked calmly:

“This is the Yellow Emperor’s Classic of Internal Medicine.”

Zhang Fei snorted and reached out to take it, saying:

"Of course I know this is the Yellow Emperor's Classic of Internal Medicine."

Kong Ming retracted his hand and nodded slightly:

“No, you don’t, because this is the Tao Te Ching.”

"........"

Zhang Fei suddenly became angry and said:

"Military advisor, you have no moral principles! I don't care. Military advisor, you carry Chinese herbs with you. Give me some!

I can’t poop, I’m almost suffocating!”

Kong Ming sighed deeply, and had no choice but to call his servant in and ask him to bring Coptis chinensis, senna leaves and rhubarb.

Seeing Zhang Fei rubbing his hands and looking very happy, Kong Ming sighed:

"Yide, do you know that if you eat too much of this, you will die?"

Zhang Fei rolled his eyes and said:

"It's not like I'm going to eat it anyway."

This made Kong Ming choke. Do you know what love is? It's just that he has no manners?

After a while, the servant brought the medicine.

Zhang Fei took it, bowed, and walked out the door.

Kong Ming gently waved his feather fan and could not help but speak:

"Don't destroy the Sun-Liu alliance!"

"it is good!"

Listening to Zhang Fei's perfunctory words, Kong Ming could not help but smile bitterly and shook his head.

He walked slowly into the yard. The Jiangnan air was damp and cold, and the fanning himself was like magic damage, which could easily break the defense.

So in order to avoid catching a cold, Kong Ming tightened his cloak.

Looking at the evergreen trees in the courtyard, I couldn't help but murmur:

"Who exactly is this Qin Feng? Why can't I see through him...

Is it because he has a brain disease? Is he a fool? "

"It's over. My brain disease has come back again."

When Zhang Fei returned to Qin Feng's yard, he looked at Qin Feng who was pointing at the flower garden and cursing, and he couldn't help feeling helpless.

But he didn't dare to get close, for fear that Qin Feng, who was ill, would use Thousand Years Killing on him again.

[That guy Lu Meng is the culprit who killed Guan Erye! The anchor, go over and stab him to death! ]

[There is also Lu Xun, who was killed by Boss Liu. Let's stab him to death! ]

[There is also Zhou Yu, whose wife Xiao Qiao is so beautiful that she also stabbed him to death! ]

Qin Feng was speechless for a while and said:

"Can you guys please stop coming up with bad ideas every day?

I really traveled through time. If I’m not careful, I might be killed.

Do you understand being fucked to death? If I hadn't been smart, I would have been the one whose brains were fucked out at Changbanpo!"

[Speaking of brains, have you heard about this? The official investigation results are out! ]

[I know, I know. The authorities have not found any crew filming the Three Kingdoms TV series. Logically, there should be records of the big scenes such as the Battle of Changbanpo, Jiangxia City, and Chaisang County, but nothing was found! ]

[Even the official has not found the name MC Zhao Laonian! In other words, we don’t even know if this anchor we are watching really exists! ]

[I'm so angry! I quietly put my feet back into the quilt. How did it suddenly turn into a horror novel? ]

[MC Zhao Laonian is not a ghost, right? Live broadcast from the Hell's Mansion, right? Will the King of Hell come out again soon? ]

Qin Feng was speechless at these people who were thinking wildly, and explained:

"MC Zhao Laonian, this is my stage name. It's what I use for live broadcasts after traveling through time. It's normal that you can't find it."

At this moment, he saw Zhang Fei peeking over and shouted:

"Da Fei? Why don't you come in now that you're back? What are you doing standing there?"

Zhang Fei waved his hands repeatedly and said:

"I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry, you talk first, you talk first."

Qin Feng pointed at the projection of the live broadcast room on the ground in confusion and asked:

"You can see it, too?"

Zhang Fei suddenly felt a chill, and shook his head like a rattle:

"I can't see it. I can't see it."

Oh my god! Is Lao Nian chatting with the King of Hell? What is he doing pointing at the ground? The underworld?

I used to think that Lao Nian was mysterious, but I didn’t expect that he would be the Ox-Head and Horse-Face?

Qin Feng scratched his head, looking puzzled.

After minimizing the live broadcast window, he stepped forward and asked:

"Did you bring the stuff?"

Seeing that Qin Feng had recovered, Zhang Fei took out a large bag of medicinal herbs from behind him:

“I took a lot of effort to pick these from the wild.

It’s settled, I want to eat braised pork! I want big chunks!”

"Go, go, go."

Qin Feng took the herbs with excitement on his face, put them into the pestle beside him, and started pounding the medicine.

After everything is mashed into a paste, start cooking over a fire.

When a large pot of water was boiled into a paste, Qin Feng added some starch and honey to enhance the taste.

Then it is spread out in the yard to be exposed to the sun, and the paste will soon solidify and dry.

Qin Feng carefully picked up a piece of dry lump and twisted it lightly, and it turned into powder.

Seeing this, he immediately grinned and said sinisterly:

"It's done!"

Zhang Fei stretched his head over and asked:

"Can I drink it now?"

"It's drinkable now. It tastes really good. Do you want to try it?"

"No, do you think I'm really stupid?"

At this moment, a servant came from outside and said respectfully:

"The Marquis of Wu has invited the envoy to attend the literary gathering tonight to discuss major plans with the officials of Jiangdong."

[Fuck! Zhuge Liang's debate with the scholars is coming! ]

[No, now Zhao Laonian is debating with the scholars! ]

[Zhao Laonian is such a jerk, he wouldn't leave all the food in the banquet, right? ]

[What the hell is this discussion about? Don’t even mention it, there’s really nothing to discuss about! ]