Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

[I have never seen such a shameless anchor! ]

[It’s over, Mi Fang has been completely fooled! ]

[Yide, Yide, why do you have to learn from Zhao Laonian when you can learn from anyone else? Aren't you just jumping into the fire pit? ]

[Host, if you give Mi Fang a fight, I will give you a big rocket! ]

When Qin Feng saw the barrage, he immediately became furious. Am I the kind of person who would beat up my good brother just for money?

The next moment, Qin Feng slapped him in the face.

Such a crisp sound, not to mention Mi Fang, even Zhang Fei was stunned!

Mi Fang covered her face in disbelief, looked at Qin Feng in disbelief, and murmured:

"Why did you hit me?"

Qin Feng said solemnly:

"I just saw a six-eyed flying fish on your face."

Mi Fang was about to explode, but when he heard this, he was stunned for a moment and asked:

"What is 'six-eyed flying fish'?"

"It's a poisonous insect. One bite from it could kill you."

"Is it so terrifying? Why haven't I heard of it before?"

"There is a folk song to prove it, 'Love really needs courage~ to face the six-eyed flying fish~'"

Qin Feng blinked at Zhang Fei, and he suddenly realized it, slapped his thigh and said:

"Now I remember, it is indeed the six-eyed flying fish!

It’s a horrible, very horrible thing. Xiaofang, you have to thank Laonian.

If it weren't for his quick action, you would have been killed!"

Mi Fang's face was visibly swollen, and tears almost fell out when he grinned.

I'm not thanking you at all. Even if there was a poisonous insect, it wouldn't be so cruel, right?

I almost got fucked!

Zhang Fei's dark face looked surprisingly natural.

He is such a bad guy! He doesn't even blush when he tells lies!

[But have you ever thought that with Da Fei's dark complexion, it's impossible for him to blush? ]

[Isn't that a good villain? ]

[It can only be said that Brother Dafei and Zhao Laonian met too late! ]

[This is such a fun fight! I'll get a big rocket! ]

Looking at the huge rocket rising into the sky, Qin Feng's heart was filled with joy.

Without caring about anything else, I started typing:

"Thanks for the big rocket, boss! Every shot is a big fight, no cheating!"

On the other side, Mi Fang, who had no idea that her price was clearly marked, looked at the silly Qin Feng with some horror.

While grinning foolishly, he bent his fingers and tapped something in the air.

His eyes widened immediately and he was about to shout.

Fortunately, Zhang Fei reacted quickly, covered his mouth and whispered:

"Shut up! Lao Nian is having a seizure!"

Mi Fang was surprised and said:

"Ah? What's wrong?"

"Brain disease!"

"????"

Mi Fang was stunned. He said incredulously:

"Laonian is so seriously ill, and you still want him to go on a diplomatic mission to Jiangdong?

If I get sick during the negotiation, won’t everything be ruined?”

Zhang Fei said in a deep voice:

"Of course the military advisor and the lord anticipated this situation, so they sent me along.

We have worked together for so many years, Xiaofang, you know me, I am brave and resourceful.

The main thing is planning. I am born with great wisdom!"

Mi Fang's mouth twitched, but he didn't dare to refute.

After all, the third brother has a very bad temper and will start fighting if he disagrees with something.

I don’t know how Qin Feng got to play with him?

Could it be that Qin Feng is even more irritable than him?

And you weren't that narcissistic before? What's wrong with you lately?

"Xiaofang, please help me get the horse and armor."

Qin Feng finished his work and spoke.

Mi Fang turned around and found that Qin Feng was no longer tapping his fingers in the air, but had a warm smile on his face, which made people feel like spring breeze.

This is even more frightening. Sometimes the disease occurs, and sometimes it doesn't. There is no regularity at all.

Zhang Fei stood beside him and whispered in his ear:

"He's healed! Pretend you don't know and don't provoke him!"

Mi Fang nodded slightly to show that he understood.

Then he turned around and walked into the store, pointing at one of the armors and said:

"This is the standard armor of the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry. Only scratches remain from being chopped by swords and axes. Only the joints of the armor are easily injured."

Zhang Fei couldn't help but exclaimed:

"Nice armor! Although Cao Cao likes other people's wives, the things he gave to the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry are really good!"

[Mr. who is living a good life, please watch your words! ]

[Boss Cao likes someone else's wife, it has nothing to do with Tiger and Leopard Cavalry, right? ]

[Okay, the whole world knows that Boss Cao likes other people’s wives, no need to repeat it, thank you! ]

Qin Feng stroked the armor connected by chains and asked curiously:

"Is this armor really that good?"

Zhang Fei nodded seriously and said:

"Yes, the production process of fine chain mail is complicated, the craftsmen's skills are superb, and the material and manpower required are huge. Only Cao Cao can afford it.

What a pity, there are only ten sets. "

Mi Fang smiled and said:

"Yide knows what's good, this is indeed a good thing.

After so many years of fighting, we only captured these ten sets!"

Qin Feng nodded and said:

"Okay, Yide, take everything and pack it up.

I originally wanted twenty sets, but you only got ten.

How about this, Xiaofang, as for the other ten sets, you owe me the money first, and you can give them to me when you seize them, okay?

Don't worry, my brother, don't worry!"

As he spoke, he began to clean up.

Zhang Fei’s eyes suddenly lit up. Is this possible?

He immediately moved an empty box from the side and put the armor into it.

As he put it down, he scolded:

"Xiao Fang, don't worry about the ten sets you owe us. We are all family. It's okay. Just remember to return them to us when you have them."

Mi Fang was stunned! What kind of logic is this?

You borrowed 20 sets from me, but I only have 10 sets. Then you took 10 sets first, so I owe you 10 sets???

What's this?

"Wait! This is the master's warehouse, how can you move it casually?"

Seeing Zhang Fei and Qin Feng carrying the box and walking outside, Mi Fang finally reacted and spoke out to stop them.

As soon as he spoke, the two soldiers guarding the door immediately blocked his way with spears in hand.

Zhang Fei's face suddenly darkened. He looked at Mi Fang and said in a deep voice:

"What do you mean? You're going to use knives and guns on me?"

Mi Fang smiled bitterly:

"How dare I, Yide, but you guys should at least be reasonable, right?

There are only ten sets of armor in total. You took them all. Do others still need them?

Even the commander of the lord's personal guard, Chen Dao, is only one person!"

Zhang Fei looked at Qin Feng. Qin Feng pondered for a while, took out the token from his arms, and said lightly:

"Here is the token from my lord. It allows me to go in and out of the storehouse to select armor."

Mi Fang was almost crying. He begged:

"My lord asked you to choose the armor, but didn't ask you to take all of it away!"

Qin Feng spread his hands and said:

"My lord asked me to choose armor, and I picked ten sets of armor. Is that wrong?"

Zhang Fei shrugged:

"My sister has a problem."

As they spoke, the two of them continued to carry the box and walked out.

Seeing that the two soldiers outside the door were still holding spears and refused to give way, Zhang Fei immediately became furious and shouted in a voice as loud as a bell:

"Get lost! Are you blocking my way?!"

As soon as the words fell, the two soldiers' legs went weak and they almost fell to the ground.

Not to mention them, even Qin Feng felt his head buzzing and dizzy.

[Oh my god! My computer almost exploded! Was there a thunderstorm just now? ]

[Damn it! The actor who plays Zhang Fei, please be more reserved. I let you act, not let you surpass me! ]

[It was so scary that my bodily milk started to beat up and asked me if Hiroshima had exploded again! ]

Seeing that the two were about to run away happily, Mi Fang had no choice but to grit his teeth, rush over, hug Zhang Fei tightly, and cry:

"You can't move! If you move, my lord will kill me!"

"Get lost!"

Zhang Fei, who already had a bad temper, kicked him immediately and sent him flying seven or eight meters away.

The reason why Brother Dafei has a good temper in front of Qin Feng is because he was killed by Qiannian and became obedient.

But it doesn't mean that he will have a good temper in front of others.

Seeing Mi Fang screaming "Ouch" and "Ouch", Zhang Fei snorted coldly:

"You should be thankful that you still have a chance to survive after I helped you!

If Lao Nian takes action, he will beat you to the point of peeing on the bed!"

Qin Feng didn't say anything, but the corners of his mouth slightly raised, looking like a lonely master.

Mi Fang watched the two bastards carry the armor away. After thinking about it, he decided to tell his lord about it.

So he immediately ran towards the county magistrate's mansion.

When the people in the mansion saw that it was Mi Fang, they did not stop her and she came to the front hall unimpeded.

Seeing that Liu Bei and Kong Ming were both here, Mi Fang wailed, stumbled in, prostrated himself on the ground, and said in great sorrow:

"My lord! I am incompetent!"

Liu Bei, who was eating fried dough sticks, was stunned. He looked at Kong Ming, who was drinking tofu pudding, and asked nervously:

"What's going on? Cao's army is attacking us?"

Mi Fang cried with snot and tears streaming down her face, saying:

"No, it was that Zhao Laonian who brought Yide to rob your treasury!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Bei heaved a sigh of relief, took a bite of the crispy and tender dough stick, and waved his hand:

"Robbery! There's not much stuff!"

Kong Ming coughed a few times and added:

"It's okay. Qin Feng and Yi De are doing public business. How can it be considered as robbery?"

Liu Bei nodded and said:

"That's true. Just give it to Lao Nian. No problem."

"what?"

Mi Fang was stunned. His master was usually very stingy, so why was he so generous today?

Could it be that the lord also knows that Qin Feng has a brain disease and dares not to provoke him?

Then wouldn’t the kick I received be in vain?

When she thought of this, Mi Fang wanted to cry again.

But seeing Liu Bei and Kong Ming eating, he didn't want to disturb their elegance, so he had to swallow his anger.

When Mi Fang returned the same way and prepared to go back to the warehouse to hide the things, he saw the empty stable and was shocked:

"Where's my horse? My horse is gone???"