Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

[What the hell is polio? Is it because Zhao Laonian is too incompetent that he didn't react? ]

[Tell me, how could the unrivaled general Pan Feng react to Zhang Fei's thundering attack? ]

[Brother Fei must have been fooled. Who would have thought that he couldn't react in time? ]

[Good fellow! This guy is really pretending to be Zhao Laonian! ]

Qin Feng chuckled and said proudly in his heart:

Don’t you understand? Not being able to react is also part of your strength!

If I were just a little bit stronger, I would be exposed if I reacted a little bit!

Qin Feng poked his butt with chopsticks and murmured:

"Da Fei, you don't think I can control you anymore, do you?

Could it be that Pi Yanzi's pain has been forgotten by now?"

Zhang Fei cried out in grievance:

"How can that be possible! You are my dearest friend, my brother!

I'm just testing it out, testing it out!"

"If the test is successful, will you use the Thousand Year Killing Technique on me and keep me bedridden for three days?"

"Slander! Slander me! I absolutely don't think so!"

Qin Feng snorted, threw away the chopsticks, and said in a deep voice:

"Yide, don't try to test my strength.

My strength is unfathomable.

The reason why I keep changing weapons is because I'm too lonely.

I just wanted to challenge my weak spot.”

【Pretend!!!】

[Someone beat him to death! He is so pretentious!]

[I can’t stand it anymore! Call the police! Call the police immediately!]

[Why hasn’t this pretentious anchor been caught yet? ]

Qin Feng was amused. He didn't react for a moment, and began to type on the keyboard in the air, and replied:

"I just like the way you guys can't stand it but can't get rid of it!"

Zhang Fei was shrinking aside, a little scared. He looked at Qin Feng, who was facing an empty place with a wicked and crazy smile on his face, and he immediately understood.

Isn't this just like what Zhao Yun and the military advisor said, that Lao Nian has a brain disease? !

This is a disease!

No wonder Lao Nian’s strength is so terrifying. It turns out that his brain is not working well and he can only focus on practicing martial arts.

It made his martial arts so amazing that it was like the work of nature, and his martial arts had reached the highest level!

Zhang Fei couldn't help but gasp. These were all the words he could think of.

For a moment, he finally understood why Qin Feng did not dodge or evade when facing his thundering attack.

Others saw through it completely, and it was even possible that their own attack was so slow that they didn't even bother to dodge!

That's right!

The word "polio" must mean "disdain to avoid" when translated!

Zhang Fei glanced at Qin Feng secretly with some fear.

At this moment, he couldn't say that he recognized Qin Feng's strength, he could only say that he was completely convinced!

"Let's go, let's go find Mi Fang to get weapons and equipment."

"okay!"

After saying that, Qin Feng walked in front and Zhang Fei followed closely behind.

At this moment, he was extremely grateful that he did not seek revenge on Qin Feng, otherwise he would have to live in diapers for the rest of his life.

After all, he is a pervert with a brain disease and no moral bottom line.

You can't expect him to show mercy when he pokes your pussy.

The treasury guarded by Mi Fang was not an ordinary treasury, it could be called Liu Bei's small treasury.

Inside are the most sophisticated equipment in the army.

For example, the armor stripped from the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry.

For example, the spears taken from the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry.

For example, the war horses stolen from the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry.

.......

It’s not that Liu Bei had any deep hatred for the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry and had always been targeting them.

But looking at the entire world, the most well-equipped troops are the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry!

They possess the sharpest weapons, the strongest horses, and the hardest armor.

And the most important thing is that the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry chased Boss Liu all the way.

From the north, all the way to the south.

It was like there was no way to go up to heaven and no door to enter the earth.

He didn't hit anyone but Boss Liu. How miserable he was.

But along the way, there are always times when you are lucky enough to grab something.

For example, in the Battle of Changbanpo, Qin Feng and Zhao Yun fought in and out seven times, disrupting Cao's army's formation.

Some Tiger and Leopard Cavalry who were eager to win merit also left the main force and were caught red-handed.

But there were not many equipments that could be used. According to Zhang Fei, there were only eight top-quality war horses, twelve elite spears, and ten sets of fine armor.

Qin Feng then had a rough idea of ​​it.

"Laonian, what grudge do you have against Mi Fang? Why are you treating him like this?"

As the two were walking, Zhang Fei suddenly spoke and asked curiously.

Qin Feng was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Zhang Fei and said innocently:

"How can I have any grudge against him? I'm not going to bully him, am I?"

Zhang Fei scratched his head and asked curiously:

"What? You didn't do him?

Then why do people know that he is called Papa Man? And why do they say that he likes to play with Papa?"

Qin Feng blinked his big eyes, spread his hands, and asked in confusion:

"I don't know either. Mi Fang and I are close friends and brothers!

When he went to the brothel to have fun, I was the one who watched the door for him!"

"Ah? So when you go there, he will also help you watch the door?"

"That's not true."

"why?"

"I have morals and I'm not interested in a woman in her 50s."

"????"

[Host, you seem to be trying to trick Mi Fang, but you also seem not to be tricking her. ]

[Old lady killer, huh? You only like middle-aged women?]

[You are going to completely screw Mi Fang! ]

Zhang Fei was stunned. He looked around and saw that no one was around, so he lowered his voice and said:

"Really? Mi Fang really has such a habit?"

Qin Feng sighed deeply and said sadly:

"Originally, I would never tell anyone, after all, Mi Fang is my good brother.

But who says you are my better brother? But you must keep it a secret!

Brother Mi Fang has a special hobby that is hard to talk about! "

Zhang Fei's Bagua soul instantly burned up, and he hurriedly urged:

"What special hobby do you have? Tell me about it, tell me about it!"

Qin Feng was in a state of confusion, and seemed to be in great pain:

"I can't tell you. It's hard to tell you... It's too embarrassing... This is Brother Mi Fang's secret..."

Zhang Fei immediately swore:

"Don't worry, brother, I'm famous for my tight-lippedness!

Do you know how my elder and second brothers praised me? They said I couldn’t remember what they said the second time I heard it once!

[Hey man, is this a compliment? Are you sure this isn't an insult?]

[Isn't this what Dashabei means? ]

[Ouch! What are you doing! ]

Qin Feng hesitated for a long time, and finally sighed deeply and said:

"Come closer and listen, Yide, you are my closest brother.

What comes out of my mouth rots in your heart."

"No problem, don't worry! I won't tell anyone!"

Zhang Fei immediately came over excitedly, only to hear Qin Feng whisper:

"Brother Mi Fang, you often touch women's buttocks on the street!"

"Hiss! So perverted?"

"It's even more perverted! He likes women over fifty years old!"

"Hiss!! Isn't this too freaking perverted?!"