Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

Chapter 22: The Bare-Butt General Fights Cao Cao Naked

[Anchor, come on! Who wants to watch your live broadcast of the crew's daily life? ]

[That’s right, no one has used the big rocket anymore, hurry up and do something. ]

[What a rubbish crew! Why haven't the police caught this murderer yet? ]

[I don’t know, is it too inefficient? This anchor blew someone’s brains out a few days ago! ]

Qin Feng rarely slept in and got up early.

Because we are leaving tomorrow, I have to go see Boss Liu today and prepare weapons and equipment.

While brushing his teeth, he mumbled:

"What are you doing? My buddies are all going to Jiangdong to accompany Zhuge Kongming to die. How about I die in front of everyone?"

[I suggest that the anchor visit Mrs. Mi. After all, you two have been in and out of the same place seven times.]

[This unbreakable friendship transcends all existence, how can you forget it? ]

[We carried guns together, sat in the same classroom together, and traveled together. You two have occupied two of them. ]

"????"

Qin Feng spat out a mouthful of saliva and cursed:

"Roll, roll, roll, roll! That's my mistress! Do you understand, mistress?"

[I don't understand, please explain it to me. ]

Qin Feng pondered for a while, scratched his head and said:

"Mistress? The master's mother?

I don’t understand, who knows what it means.”

Seeing that it was getting late, he was too lazy to read the comments, so he got up and walked into the house to have breakfast first.

As soon as I entered the house, I was shocked.

Liu Bei and Zhang Fei were seen lying on the table and eating voraciously. There were only a few fried dough sticks and tofu pudding left.

Liu Bei even kicked Zhang Fei hard while eating, trying to snatch more food from his mouth.

But it was all in vain, Brother Dafei was like a big meat dumpling, standing still.

One mouthful of a bowl of tofu pudding, two bites of a large fried dough stick.

Seeing Qin Feng coming in, Liu Bei immediately sat up straight, quickly stretched out his hand to rub the oil on Brother Da Fei, and scolded him sternly:

"How can you be so disrespectful, Yide! Lao Nian made breakfast for us, and you didn't even wait for her to come back from washing up?! This is simply too much!"

Who made breakfast for you? I'm so impressed!

Qin Feng suddenly felt like crying but had no tears. He had gotten up early and been busy for a long time. Damn it.

[6666! Boss Liu is a real person, worthy of being a grassroots person.]

[It's so tragic. The ancients really never had any good food. ]

[Quick, Lao Nian, ask Boss Liu whether he likes sweet or salty tofu pudding.]

【Sweet people are all dogs! 】

【The salty party is the dog! 】

[Everyone, please be quiet. I think tofu pudding should be eaten with chocolate sauce. ]

【Take your tofu pudding and chocolate sauce and get out of here!!!】

Qin Feng couldn't help but sigh to the sky. It turned out that people's sorrows and joys were not comprehensible.

The barrage started to tear each other apart again, but I just felt very hungry.

Liu Bei and Zhang Fei have absolutely no martial ethics. Isn't it different from what is recorded in history books?

Isn't it said that one is a polite and humble person and the other is a big idiot?

Isn't this a little different? You didn't even tell me you were coming?

Zhang Fei first carefully added a spoonful of broth into the bowl, and then he directly drank another bowl.

He couldn't help but sigh:

"Laonian, what did you make? It's so delicious, isn't it?

Especially this spoonful of black soup, what is added to it?"

Qin Feng said expressionlessly:

"shit."

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Liu Bei, who was drinking tofu pudding, almost choked himself to death on the spot.

Zhang Fei hurriedly handed over a bowl of water. After Liu Bei drank it, he waved his hand and said:

"Laonian, don't make such a joke!

You can say whatever you want, but you can’t eat whatever you want!”

Seeing that Qin Feng also scooped a spoonful of broth, the two of them finally felt relieved.

I don’t know if it was because he was full or because he realized that his behavior was excessive.

Liu Bei coughed twice, put two fried dough sticks and a bowl of tofu brain into the food box, then stood up and said:

"The military advisor hasn't had breakfast yet, I'll bring him some.

By the way, Lao Nian, take this token and go with Yide to get the equipment.

I'm going to Jiangdong soon. You can use the supplies at will."

After saying that, he handed over a token, then put his hands behind his back and walked away leisurely.

Qin Feng took it and looked at it. Wow, it’s made of straw?

There's no way, the conditions don't allow it. Only Boss Cao can afford something like the Black Iron Token.

And don’t underestimate the straw token, it’s one of a kind!

Boss Liu can recognize the things he has woven at a glance because the patterns are all different.

It is simply a replica of the modern anti-counterfeiting logo. It can only be said that the monarchs of the Three Kingdoms period all had some unique skills.

Prime Minister Cao can tell the size of other people’s wives at a glance.

Sun Shiwan knows how to give away heads and bully others in his own camp.

Boss Liu, on the other hand, makes straw sandals.

Generally speaking, Boss Liu's skills are more practical, at least he doesn't think about other people's wives.

Even if you lose your job, you can still support your family.

[Anchor, Brother Dafei stretched out his sinful hand to the last fried dough stick.]

Qin Feng suddenly woke up, slapped him, and said through gritted teeth:

"Don't eat it! Aren't you afraid of dying of stuffiness?"

Zhang Fei took it back in dismay, muttering:

"How stingy..."

Qin Feng said unhappily:

"A basin! I fried twenty big dough sticks, and now there's only one left?"

Zhang Fei picked his teeth and said disdainfully:

"What about fried dough sticks? Two bites each, not refreshing at all."

Qin Feng was too lazy to pay attention to him. After eating and drinking, he looked at the empty basin, then looked at the equally empty basket, and frowned:

"Go wash up and get your equipment!"

Zhang Fei was immediately unhappy:

"Why should I wash it? Isn't this bullying an honest person?"

Qin Feng snorted coldly:

"Do you still want to eat it in the future?"

Zhang Fei said sadly:

"I didn't expect that, Lao Nian, you and I are brothers, but you are guarding against me?

Eat your food, why are you like this? "

Qin Feng nodded and said:

"No need to worry, I'll add shit to it from now on! See if you can eat it or not!"

Zhang Fei immediately flew into a rage, slammed the table, stood up, and shouted:

"Just wash it!"

After saying that, he packed up the dishes and ran out to wash them.

Qin Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Brother Yun didn’t get to eat the meal I made last night. I was going to make some extra breakfast today and bring it to him, but it was eaten up again.

Could this be a hurdle? Brother Yun can’t eat the food he cooks?

Look outside, it’s getting late. Even if I continue, it will be almost time for lunch.

I have important things to do today, so I have to stop for now.

After the Battle of Changbanpo, his armor and clothes were all torn, and his horse was also exhausted.

Now that he is on a diplomatic mission to Jiangdong, he naturally needs to get some good equipment.

Looking at Zhang Fei who was washing the pot outside, Qin Feng asked:

"Who is in charge of the storehouse in our army?"

Zhang Fei said in a muffled voice:

"Mi Fang!"

"?????"

【I am Chao! Papa Hero! 】

【The road between enemies is narrow! 】

[The anchor is going to be in trouble! ]

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