A Happy Farmhouse: After becoming the group's favorite, the whole family rises

Chapter 94 You, you can’t even eat shit while it’s hot!

"What's wrong? Don't be anxious, speak slowly!"

"Uncle, when we set out tomorrow morning, can you wait for me for a while? I have something in the woods ahead that I haven't had time to get back yet."

Tian Danian nodded with a silent smile. He thought it was a big deal. It was just some things. Look how anxious the child is.

"Of course, you can get some sleep first, and I'll wake you up before dawn."

Hanhan said "hmm", stopped talking, lay down and fell asleep.

At this moment in the forest, a round, plump, fat mouse was sitting on the neck of a hyena, its two front paws tightly grasping the hair on the hyena's neck, and its body shaking as the hyena ran.

The fat mouse was shaken all over, but its two claws still held on tightly.

But then, the hyena suddenly braked, and the fat mouse was caught off guard and was thrown out. Its fat body rolled several times before it stopped.

"Ouch! Why did you stop so quickly? My old waist! My elbows! My hip joints!"

The hyena growled twice at the fat mouse, and the fat mouse was stunned.

Although it has a fat body, it is extremely agile. It seemed to understand what the hyena said. It rolled on the spot, stood up, and squeaked at the hyena twice again.

The hyena let out a series of low whimpering sounds, and the fat mouse looked confused.

How could this be?

Is this – the end?

It brought in reinforcements, but they were of no use?

The fat rat - the rat king of Tianjia Village, Fat Gray, walked through the bushes and came under the Tian family's carriage and squeaked twice towards the carriage.

In the carriage, Tian Xiaochun had already fallen asleep. She must have had some beautiful dream, and she even smacked her lips twice.

Tian Xiaoman closed his eyes and tried to rest. He wanted to sleep, but he couldn't fall asleep.

This is the first time she has insomnia after traveling back to ancient times for so long.

At this moment, she heard the sound of a mouse outside. Could it be Fat Gray?

Tian Xiaoman immediately opened the car door and got out. Tian Danian, who was sitting by the fire, saw his daughter's actions and asked with concern, "Daughter, what's wrong? Do you want to go to the toilet? If you are scared, let your second sister go with you."

"Dad, no need. I won't go far. I can do it alone."

Tian Xiaoman came to the bushes on the side of the woods. Pang Hui had been waiting there for a long time. When he saw Tian Xiaoman coming, he squeaked several times in dissatisfaction.

"What's going on? Xiaoman, you actually defeated those bad guys?"

Tian Xiaoman nodded, "To be exact - it wasn't us who defeated those bad guys. See that fat boy lying over there? He defeated those bad guys by himself."

Fat Gray was short and behind the bushes, so he couldn't see who Tian Xiaoman was referring to.

It had no choice but to tumble and jump onto a rock next to the bushes.

Taking advantage of the terrain, it finally saw Hanhan clearly.

"You mean the two-legged human?"

"Yeah, that's him."

"He caught all the bad guys by himself?" Fat Gray pointed at the bandits who were strung together.

Tian Xiaoman nodded affirmatively, "Yes, one person."

"Then he is comparable to me. He is a warrior just like me."

Tian Xiaoman had seen people flattering themselves, but he had never seen anyone flatter himself like this, and he wasn't even afraid of getting his tongue blown away by the wind.

She admitted that Hanhan was a warrior, but as for Fat Gray? Whether he was a warrior or not remains to be seen!

"Didn't you go to get help? Why are you back now? If I really mean you, it's too late. I'm afraid you will have to collect our bodies when you come back. There is a saying that best describes you.

Fat Gray was puzzled, "What?"

"Eating shit can't keep up with the heat!"

"Xiao Man, I tried my best. This is not Tianjia Village. The rats here are not under my jurisdiction. They didn't come even when I called them. I had no choice but to run back to find my sworn brother."

"Your buddy?"

"Yeah," Fat Gray nodded proudly and pointed to the darkness not far away, "Look - that's my buddy."

Fat Gray was afraid that Tian Xiaoman couldn't see it, so he squeaked twice towards the darkness. It seemed that something was approaching over there, and the friction sound of the bushes gradually became louder.

Tian Danian, who was not far away, did not hear the noise, but Tian Xiaoman saw pairs of green eyes appearing from behind the bushes.

She was shocked. "Your hyena brother? Fat Gray, I just realized that you are such a talent!"

"That's it! Who am I? I am the Rat King of Tianjia Village."

Fat Gray returned to his usual arrogant nature, "Since you are all okay, I am relieved. Then I will let my buddy go back."

Tian Xiaoman wanted to thank Pang Hui from the bottom of his heart. Pang Hui was very thoughtful of him as he ran such a long distance to get help without any complaints.

"Fat Gray, when we get back, I promise to get you some good food. Didn't you say you wanted to eat white rice? Then I'll get you some white rice. I really didn't make you my friend in vain. I'll really help you when things get tough!"

"That's it!" Fat Gray raised his little paw, "That's it - Xiaoman, can we have a negotiation?"

"Ok?"

"If I don't want white rice, can you give me some sesame oil? To be honest, I haven't eaten sesame oil for one year, three months and seventeen days. I'm almost forgetting what sesame oil tastes like."

Tian Xiaoman: Well, you are only handsome for three seconds! Just after I praised you, you showed your true colors, exaggerating and ordering food? However, I can satisfy you.

The next day, before dawn, Hanhan got up, said something to Tian Danian, and ran away into the woods from which he came.

When he came back, he was carrying a small bag on his hand. The bag was empty, showing that there was nothing inside.

The most important thing is that he was carrying a huge object on his shoulders. As they were far away, the women could not see clearly what it was, but when they got closer, they could see clearly that what Hanhan was carrying was actually a prey.

When he arrived in front of the few people, Hanhan threw the prey to the ground, splashing up a lot of dust.

Tian Danian was an old hunter. He saw the true face of the prey almost as soon as it landed on the ground - it was actually a silly roe deer.

"You hunted this?"

Hanhan nodded and said, "This thing has a bad brain. When I met it in the woods, it didn't even run away. It just stood there and stared at me.

He imitated me when I spoke, so I got angry and punched him. But I didn't control the force enough and the thing died!

I was just thinking about skinning and eating the meat when I heard the noise you were making and that’s when I ran into you.”

Tian Danian: Well, yesterday he felt sympathy for the kid because he didn’t have enough food to eat.

It seems that I was being too sentimental. Even without anyone to take care of him, this kid is living a good life.

You can kill a stupid roe deer with one punch, but most people can't do it.

When it was bright, Tian Danian and Shitou drove a horse carriage and a donkey cart respectively, and they moved forward.

Behind the horse-drawn carriage and the donkey-drawn cart, there was a long string of people tied up like dumplings.

Some of these people had bruised faces and noses, and some were covered in blood, but even so, they had to follow the car reluctantly.

There was no other way. If I didn't move, I would be dragged by the car. Compared to that situation, I could suffer less if I just followed the car obediently.

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