Horror: Blind Jiaojiao is pampered by the evil god in various ways

"That's a pity." Ji Qing didn't care. "Did you see anything special?"

Maybe because communicating by meowing is too troublesome, Mimi is too lazy to pretend: "There is a strange ghost named Yu next to him. The guy named Duan hits people very painfully. Be careful not to get disfigured. Jiang Bao is obsessed with face and voice.

Although it feels good to hit people with a kitten's claws, be careful that if you push it too far, it may stab you with a knife, or give you drugs and perform an autopsy. He is very curious about whether the brain and eyes of the prophet are different from those of a normal person. "

Mimi yawned: "Don't be identified as an enemy, otherwise he will show no mercy. Even if he sees the mark of the evil god on your body, he will only be curious whether he can dig it off.

Don't worry, the evil gods will treat you the same, so don't feel particularly targeted. Also, she's soft when kissed, and will cry if you kiss her too hard. It's easy to leave marks on her body, and when she's sandwiching cookies, she will..."

Ji Qing saw something through empathy and couldn't help swallowing his saliva. He suppressed his desire and said, "What if we don't let him see the mark of the evil god?"

"That's terrible. He will meet Mu Hansong later, and many of the weapons he obtained will need people to test them, or Mu Xingchuan will also need people to do drug experiments."

Mimi seemed to be gloating: "Fortunately I don't have to worry about this. I'm just a little kitten. Even if you bite me, I'll be fine. I can just act coquettishly and it will be over."

Jiqing patted the other person's head: "You might be hit by another thing."

Mimi cursed and tried to claw at the other person, but Mimi Jiqing dodged it.

"You are still somewhat useful." Jiqing said casually.

"You are useless." Mimi rolled her eyes, "You still have to rely on me to find a wife."

Ji Qing dragged him along: "I signed a contract with the evil god, splitting my soul to create you who can see Jiang Bao's future, wasn't it just to chase my wife?"

"Oh, yes, yes, your intentions are not pure. I am the only one who is wholeheartedly devoted to my wife~" Mimi raised his head proudly.

Jiqing stabbed him mercilessly: "You don't have a human form, so you have to rely on empathy with me to do anything you want."

"You blind man! You have to rely on me to know anything you want to see!" Mimi cursed.

But he suddenly laughed again: "Sandwich cookie + empathy is a magical product~?(ˉ﹃ˉ?)"

"Sometimes I'm really curious about why my other self is so wretched."

"Because you, a bastard, are so despicable inside! A beast in human clothing! A hypocrite!!!" Mimi rolled her eyes.

Obviously, the other party also wants to sandwich his wife! ￣﹁￣

...

Until the evening, the hungry kitten stretched comfortably, and then meowed to attract Duan Yichen.

The latter immediately brought up the kitten meal. After dinner, Jiang Xu turned back into human form.

"Duan Yichen~~" He poked the other person.

"Huh?" Duan Yichen was puzzled. "What's wrong?"

Jiang Xu attached the information about Mu Xingchuan Amusement Park: "Have you ever been to this dungeon? I can't find any information about it on the forum."

Generally speaking, unless there is an unsolvable copy for the time being, other copies will more or less have guides written down by surviving players or viewers watching the live broadcast.

Reading the strategy or precautions before entering the dungeon can greatly increase the probability of survival.

But the behavior of ghosts cannot be fully predicted, so it can only serve as a reminder, and it is also helpful for those who want to get high scores.

Duan Yichen looked carefully and asked, "I've heard that you want to go to this instance?"

"I plan to go tomorrow." Jiang Xu told the other party about his plan, but he didn't specify which copy he would enter.

Duan Yichen thought for a moment: "Shall I ask someone for you?"

"May I?"

"Of course, let me pinch your face." Duan Yichen directly raised his claws and severely ravaged Jiang Xu's face.

Considering that the other party helped him get the copy information, Jiang Xu didn't care about it for the time being.

Duan Yichen directly sent it to a large strategy group he was in.

[Duan Yichen (working on the dungeon): Does anyone know about this dungeon? ]

[Gnawing ghost brains:? Nightmare Playground? Just by hearing the name, you know it's not a good thing. 】

[Eating Human Brains: People who have experienced this advise you, don’t go! Don’t go! Really don’t go!!!]

[Bite the brain of the above: Super disgusting hell-level dungeon! Don't go if you don't have a tendency to self-abuse! If you accidentally enter the dungeon, I suggest you commit suicide on the spot! ]

[Gnawing Monster Brains: Hahahaha, this copy is great, very good! It’s super fun! ]

[Gnawing the brain of the person who reads my name: The person above is going crazy gnawing the monster's brain. This copy is very fast and full of evil fun. ]

[Those who read my name should think: you need to play at least 4 attractions in 3 hours, but queuing takes up 3/4 of the time, and it’s not just the queuing that’s tormenting. 】

[I can’t chew it anymore: the amusement projects are all very bad fun. Even a carousel can cut you in half. My personal suggestion is not to play the pirate ship!!!]

[Protect my brain: Why did Brother Duan enter this instance without any reason? ]

[Duan Yichen (in the hard copy): Maybe he has a brain seizure. ]

[Protect my brain: Brother Duan, did they eat your brain too?! Mine has been accidentally nibbled several times (???)]

[Eat the brain upstairs: take another bite~]

【Protect my brain: Damn. 】

[Gnawing the brain above: Another bite, Brother Duan, you must be careful of the owner of the amusement park when you enter the dungeon. He likes to watch performances and also likes to start chases for no apparent reason.]

[My brain was eaten: Why didn’t I see the owner of the amusement park last time I went in? But I went to see the circus performance. 】

[Then the chase started, right? ]

[My brain was eaten (stop chewing it): It seems to be true, but I can’t remember. 】

[Gnawing at the brain of the person above (not a certain idiot): The owner of the amusement park was sitting at a certain position watching the show. Couldn't you see that it was so obvious that there was one person?! ]

[My brain has grown a little: It seems that there is indeed a strange guy! 】

【Eat the brain upstairs: Eat it. 】

[My brain was eaten: Damn! ]

Ignoring the people who were making trouble in the group, Duan Yichen told Jiang Xu the information he had obtained. As for whether the other party would go or not, Duan Yichen would not interfere.

Jiang Xu had his own plans for choosing this copy. If he was not sure, he would seek help. The other party was not stupid enough to seek death.

Jiang Xu repeatedly read the chat records sent by Duan Yichen.

Although I knew that Mu Xingchuan had a bad taste, I didn't expect that this copy was also a queue simulator!

Waited in line for 3 hours!!!

After queuing, there is a chase battle!!!

It's really terrible (???)

"So..." Jiang Xu couldn't help but speak, looking at Duan Yichen seriously, "Why don't they eat your brain?"

Duan Yichen:?

"Isn't your focus a bit strange?" Duan Yichen poked the other person's forehead.

Jiang Xu slapped the other person's claws away: "I'm just curious why you don't fit in with the group."

"Does that mean you can fit in well with the group?" Duan Yichen was curious about how the other party would act.

Jiang Xu was not sure: "Should?"

[Player Duan Yichen invites you to join the group chat "Dungeon Strategy Group 1"]

"...I suddenly became socially anxious." Jiang Xu touched his nose.

Duan Yichen rubbed the little cat's head and said, "Go in and take a look. You can also go there for lurking. There are many strategies in the group that are more useful than those on the forum."

Before Jiang Xu could answer, Duan Yichen casually mentioned: "There will also be big guys who will randomly give out red envelopes."

"! I'm in. Wait for me to change my name." When money was mentioned, Jiang Xu joined the group immediately.

"Money-loving kitten." Duan Yichen glanced at the group chat and found the reminder that Jiang Xu was invited.

[“Duan Yichen (working on a dungeon)” invites “Eat Duan Yichen’s brain” to join the group chat]

【Duan Yichen (in the dungeon):? 】

【Eat Duan Yichen's brain: chewed it.】

[Duan Yichen (whose brain was eaten by a kitten): How scary.]

"Instead of eating my brain, why not eat something else~" Duan Yichen smiled and moved closer.

"What to eat?" Jiang Xu asked curiously.

Duan Yichen's eyes darkened: "Eat something..."

Three minutes later, a pile of barbecue appeared on the table.

"Ahhh Duan Yichen! You really understand me so well! (?＞?＜?）" Jiang Xu hugged the other's arm and rubbed it several times, then ran to put on gloves to eat barbecue.

Duan Yichen sighed: "Sometimes I'm really curious whether you will be taken home by a stranger for a delicious meal."

Then bully them severely.

Duan Yichen also wanted to do so, but he didn't dare. He was the fearless Brother Duan in the copy, but in front of Jiang Xu he just wanted to be a coward.

Wu Jiqing's attempt to sow discord was indeed effective. Duan Yichen really wanted to keep a place in Jiang Xu's heart and also wanted to have a status.

Not satisfied with just being a "friend" or "brother".

Want to be the other person's only one.

Jiang Xu was eating chicken wings and replied vaguely: "Zhi Shao Liang Dun!"

Duan Yichen sighed and sat down to have supper with the other party.

After finishing his midnight snack, he returned to the master bedroom to get some clothes to change into, and then went to the guest room to take a shower.

Not long after he finished washing, Jiang Xu came knocking on the door. Duan Yichen had just put on half of his clothes and opened the door with his upper body naked.

"! Duan Yichen, why don't you put on your clothes?!" Jiang Xu covered his eyes after seeing what he shouldn't have seen.

Of course, this did not affect his ability to take a few glances at Duan Yichen's abdominal muscles.

It was Duan Yichen who didn't follow male ethics, it had nothing to do with him! (Innocent face)

"I was just about to put on my clothes when you came knocking on the door. What's wrong?" Duan Yichen yawned but did not expose the other party.

"Captain, can I still eat cat snacks today?" Jiang Xu found that the other party had many scars on his body and couldn't help but touch them. "Although it looks handsome, it must be painful."

Duan Yichen felt his body getting hot. He bit his tongue and regained his sanity: "Is it handsome? It's a wake-up call for me."

He pointed to a scar that ran across half of his abdomen: "This was caused by a conflict of interest, and I was plotted against by my teammates."

He pointed to the scratches on his arm: "My hand was almost crippled by a ghost."

Duan Yichen talked about the origins of the scars in several places in a very calm tone. These scars are both an honor and a warning.

Duan Yichen is always reminded not to make the same mistake again.

Jiang Xu lowered his eyes. Duan Yichen also started as a newbie and grew step by step to become the current S-level player, but he was not very good from the beginning.

The uncle also has many scars on his body, including gunshot wounds and knife wounds. The most obvious one is the scar on his face from his eyebrow to his chin.

The other party looks ferocious, like a demon from hell claiming lives.

This is also one of the reasons why many people are afraid of uncles when they meet them for the first time.

But after getting along with each other, Jiang Xu's only impression of the other party was "a good person who treats him delicious food."

It is impossible to be afraid. How can snacks taste good if you are afraid? (????????

Jiang Xu couldn't help but kiss the scar on the other person's arm and said softly: "It doesn't hurt anymore."

Duan Yichen's suppressed desire surged again, and his breathing became heavy: "The other wounds still hurt a little, do you want to kiss them too?"

"No way!" Jiang Xu felt that the other party had bad intentions.

Duan Yichen hugged the other person without allowing him to be rejected: "Then hug one."

He whispered, "If you don't like it, I can use scar removal medicine."

Then the kitten scratched me a few more times, and all that was left on my body were the scratches left by the kitten.

"These scars are meaningful to you. You don't have to care whether I like them or not." Jiang Xu also shouted in a low voice, "I can't see them often."

He buried it again and rubbed it comfortably.

"Okay." Duan Yichen heard it, "I'll show it to you when I have time."

"! I didn't say anything." Jiang Xu pretended to be stupid.

Duan Yichen added: "Don't bury other people's things in the future."

"Got it~"

They don't bury people, they bury the lamp god.

Ghost ones are also OK~

It’s a pity that there were no ghosts for Jiang Xu to bury.

Duan Yichen changed the topic to Jiang Xu's question: "What's wrong with the sheriff?"

"Oh, I just rubbed the kitten's face and made it stupid. I wanted to give it some snacks to comfort it." Jiang Xu said guiltily.

The main reason is that when I see a cat sleeping, I can't help but go over to disturb it. Although the Sheriff is sometimes crazy, he is really good-looking in the eyes of humans.

It's a beautiful cow cat.

After turning into a human, Jiang Xu was no longer afraid of being attacked by the other party, and boldly began to rub the cat.

Then the sheriff was stunned...

"Oh, I'll give him some snacks later to compensate him. You should go to bed early too. Don't you have to do a dungeon tomorrow?" Duan Yichen didn't delve into the matter.

But when he went downstairs and saw the sheriff who fainted from happiness, he still felt a little envious.

So I deducted snacks for another three days.

Cats are good and people are bad!

Jiang Xu slept comfortably in the master bedroom. He woke up the next day, brushed his teeth and washed his face, said goodbye to Duan Yichen, and entered the dungeon.

To be on the safe side, he also called out Yu who was locked in the small dark room.

"You need me for something?" Yu crossed his arms and pretended to be indifferent.

"I was wrong~" Jiang Xu hugged the other person and buried him, "I didn't mean to do that. I was just afraid that Duan Yichen would find you."

"I think you are afraid that the other party will find out that you have buried someone else." Yu couldn't help but say, "What a scumbag, my dear master."

Jiang Xu touched his nose and argued feebly: "No, you are my only lamp spirit."

"Oh." Yu ignored the other party and waited to be coaxed.

After waiting for a while, Jiang Xu didn't respond. Yu couldn't help but remind him: "Stop coaxing him and give me a way out."