I want to be a good person

The guards and bodyguards were trying to stop the crowd, but the hungry people would not rush forward to compliment them, so the atmosphere became awkward.

Looking for something to do?

That's a man with two mouths, the upper and lower ones are like big millstones, any hard object can be crushed to pieces, eating people without leaving any bones is his basic skill.

Since there was no organization in advance, the good men and women watched coldly, so several reformist officials did not enjoy the feeling of being the center of attention.

He lowered the hand that he had raised to try to say hello, his smile was still there but his muscles were a little stiff.

Zhang Aiguo was marveling at the sight.

Look, this face of his is comparable to the unique skills of Sichuan Opera, he has captured the essence of it!

I can't even come close to praising you!

There are bad people among the crowd!

The leaders who worked hard for the people had their hypocritical masks exposed.

Zhang Aiguo quickly slipped into the courtyard and changed into a Taoist robe, for he was really afraid that the superiors would vent their anger on the Taoist temple.

Why not give advance notice?

The Taoist temple held another ceremony and organized the public to welcome the leaders, allowing them to fully feel the enthusiasm of the people and actively express their support.

"What's going on? Why is there no one to welcome us? What will the mayor think? What will the Japanese think? The good situation of friendship and democracy must not be destroyed!"

A leader yelled at his subordinates in frustration.

It's worthy of being called the triple torture of the soul!

The origin of the so-called 5W1H.

The subordinates put their legs together, bent forward, and had a sincere attitude.

"Director, it's all my fault. I didn't understand the spirit of your speech. I'll do it right away. When the mayor comes out, the people will surely be very enthusiastic."

The director had a bulging belly, his head tilted back 8 degrees, his hands folded behind his back, and his neatly-fitting Zhongshan suit, without caring at all about the fact that any part of his body was too prominent and ruined his overall image.

The lackey apologized repeatedly and bowed his head as he escorted the director into the Taoist temple.

When I looked up at the believers in front of me, I felt overwhelmed as to how to get them to actively welcome me.

Zhang Aiguo, dressed in a Taoist robe, caught his eye.

"come here."

The finger points to Zhang Aiguo after he changes his clothes.

"I?"

"Yes, you are from the Taoist temple, I think you are a capable person!"

Insight!

How do you find yourself among hundreds of people?

The lackey pointed with his finger.

Looking down, I saw a new Taoist robe.

The lackey changed his humble attitude in front of the director and imitated his superiors' words and deeds vividly.

The head is also tilted back 8 degrees, and it is so perfectly controlled that there is no error when measured with an oil caliper.

"The superiors are giving you a huge honor by coming to your Taoist temple, don't you understand?"

"I know. There are quite a lot of dignitaries coming here recently."

People only have different levels of reincarnation skills, but there is no essential difference between them. After ten months in the womb, there are two shoulders and one head.

"The person who just came is the new mayor, the most important official. Look at your temple. You don't take the reception work seriously. You didn't let the superiors feel your enthusiasm. You must arrest him."

"Everyone is here to burn incense, why do we need a welcoming ceremony?"

"What is the most important thing? Of course it's the face of the superiors, understand?"

"So what does the commander want me to do?"

"How to do it? Do you need me to teach you? What do you do for a living? Just eat rice?"

Scold, blatantly scold.

"I had porridge in the morning. I haven't had dry rice for a long time. Since the Japanese came, I couldn't have it anymore."

"Nonsense, the locust army is here to build a locust paradise, the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere, you know that, you common people should work hard for goodwill, if you can't defeat them, just join them."

Damn, with the addition of a group of strong-worshipping dogs, they adhered to the idea of ​​saving the country in a roundabout way and dragged out the war for three years, extending the life of the Japanese economy and finance.

"You have hostile thoughts in your mind. Make arrangements quickly, or you will suffer the consequences."

Turn your face away and threaten, seriously threaten.

Zhang Aiguo does have some experience.

"Um, sir, do you have a flag?"

"Have."

Dozens of plaster flags and five-color flags were taken out from the trunk of the car.

"My fellow believers, the government asked us to hold a welcoming ceremony to honor the officials. The Taoist temple is in a difficult position. As fellow Taoists, we hope that everyone will actively participate."

The believers who came to burn incense were somewhat reluctant as there was still no food available.

"Each person will receive a pound of rice as a reward."

The cold heart was infused with the energy of rice and warmed up in an instant.

Zhang Aiguo distributed small flags and asked everyone to shout welcome in unison.

The children also lined up, waving small flags in their hands.

A young mother used a plaster flag to wipe the thick yellow snot that had crossed her child's lips.

Very locust!

Zhang Aiguo gave him an appreciative look.

Ten minutes later, a crowd of people came out.

There were two rows of people in front of the Taoist temple, waving small flags in their hands.

It's so insincere to call for friendship between China and Japan. Fuck the friendship and f**k the kindness.

How many Chinese men are holding back their energy, wanting to go to the Japanese homeland to perform friendly acts and return the same tactics they used before to them even more severely, and no amount of interest would be enough.

"welcome."

Rice is not free.

With a wave of his hand, the official regained his confidence. It seems that the people are still very welcoming to us.

The spotlight finally came on.

They spoke, took photos, shook hands warmly, and smiled warmly.

After getting on the bus, there were a few exquisite handkerchiefs left on the ground. The official wiped his hands, which were a little dirty, and he was just short of disinfecting them with alcohol. How approachable!

Several children rushed over and grabbed all the items.

Pick up all the leaves and take them home. Not only can you make beautiful handkerchiefs, you can also make them into a pair of pants so that you don't have to go out with an empty crotch every day.

Since you haven't put the flag back in your hand, you might as well spend this time accompanying your leader and showing your loyalty.

"Everyone lined up to get the rice and wrapped it with the flags in their hands."

Qingyangzi knew what Zhang Aiguo did and didn't say anything. The choice was painful, but he couldn't live like this.

Only when you are alive can you have the opportunity to talk about the future!

"This flag can be made into a pair of pants. It's of great quality."

"Yes, we have four flags in our house, which is enough for two kids."

“Is this the flag of Japan?”

"Just bleach and dye it, it won't be noticeable."

"And the flag of the Republic of China?"

"The grown men have all run away, who would come to take a look inside the crotch?"

"That's right, which master would come to see what kind of pants you are wearing?"

"Officials all have several concubines. I heard that their trousers are made of silk. Who would come to see you? You are just daydreaming."

"Even if you ask others to watch it, they don't have time!"

"With my dark appearance, if someone really takes a fancy to me, what shall I do?"

……

Zhang Aiguo was amused as he listened to the people in the queue joking with each other. Which one is more cost-effective, the plaster flag or the urea bag?

Boy's urine, boy's Kun, boy's painting is the best!

"Xiao Huang, you did a good job. You are very insightful."

"It's all thanks to the superiors' good education. I've only learned a little bit. I can guarantee that the people are willing."

"What kind of guarantee? It seems that the public still recognizes us."

"Definitely. At first, they didn't know that the superior was coming to inspect. Once I told them, the people were so enthusiastic that they couldn't be stopped. They actively and spontaneously welcomed me."

"Well, we have done a lot. People follow blindly and need guidance. They don't need to know too much."

"Yes Yes."

"The flags were taken back by the public. Should we order a new batch?"

"Well, we have to order it, and the quality has to be good, you know!"

How much will you pay this time?

Would it be cheaper at 10 yuan a side?

Looking at the commander leaning back in the leather chair with his eyes closed.

Should I add numbers before and after, or should I grit my teeth and add a 0 at the end?

I want to improve too!