The Grand Tutor wants to be the Queen every day and is going crazy

Chapter 95: Chili Peppers Hanging Under the Chili Tree

The palace maids and eunuchs who were outside and did not go in to watch the show began to get excited.

They were whispering to each other, the palace maids who had come out gathered together and discussed in low voices what was happening in the palace, while some eunuchs stood aside, occasionally interjecting a few words to express their opinions. The whole scene was lively and full of various sounds and expressions.

A palace maid made an extremely exaggerated expression and said, "You don't know, Queen Mother Zhang and Prime Minister Liu are having an affair!"

"Oh, no way! Prime Minister Liu is already so old, how can Empress Dowager Zhang still chew him?"

"Empress Dowager Zhang is a person who never refuses anyone. As long as it's a man, she will pounce on him!"

"When the late emperor was alive, Empress Dowager Zhang was a restless person who was not content with the status quo. She kept dozens of concubines in her house in the suburbs!"

"How do you know such a secret thing about Empress Dowager Zhang?"

"I worked in Dexi Palace for a while before. A sister told me secretly. At that time, I scoffed at it and thought she was lying to me. It was not until today when I saw Empress Dowager Zhang and a strange man making love in bed with my own eyes that I believed it."

"Oh my god, Queen Mother Zhang really eats anything when she's hungry."

Upon hearing this, Gu Qingluo agreed with the young eunuch's statement in her heart. Empress Dowager Zhang likes to rely on old men, perhaps this is her hobby.

Little Lianzi narrowed her eyes and asked with a half-smile, "Your Majesty, how do you plan to deal with Empress Dowager Zhang?"

Gu Qingluo curled her lips lightly and said, "Go and move a toffee chair over here. I want to sit here and wait for the adulterous couple to finish!"

"When the time comes, I will find a way to make them lose a layer of skin."

[Your mission has been completed. Please confine the Queen Mother to Qingci Palace for a month today. Catch the man and make him run naked around Qingci Palace ten times. You will get 10% of the wise ruler value if you complete the mission!]

[Host, this adulterer is someone you would never have thought of! ]

[It's not easy to make him run ten laps naked~]

[Host, please try your best to complete the task. If you fail, 20% of your health will be deducted. To put it simply, it means you will have a high fever! ]

Gu Qingluo: “?”

"Hey, system, you can't be so cruel as a ruler. You have to leave some room for others, okay? Be careful that no female ruler will want you in the future!"

System: [You cursed me! I will shock you with electricity!]

Gu Qingluo said proudly: "Abuse of power and lynching to remove the leader from the family register and exile to a barbaric land!"

The system said weakly: [Humph, I will definitely become the Supreme Supreme Supreme in the future! I will never be a part-time Supreme Supreme again! ]

Gu Qingluo sneered: "Just you? Save yourself the trouble!"

The system muttered quietly: [This system can no longer talk to you! ]

[Don’t even think about seeing me in the next half month! ]

Gu Qingluo shrugged and said indifferently: "Oh, there is no use seeing you, you are just a pervert selling sex toys."

"One, it can't provide me with plot development, two, it can't provide me with cheat codes, and three, it can't provide me with emotional value."

"At the end of the day, a system like you have created is a failure."

System: (Angry)

[Hmph, I won’t talk to the host anymore! ]

"Hey, are you really leaving?"

"I was just kidding..."

[Humph, I took it seriously! ]

"You, why don't you leave?"

"I thought you were gone..."

[Humph, I am really angry and will no longer pay attention to the host. Wahhhh! ]

Gu Qingluo: “…”

Really crying?

Gu Qingluo called him several times but there was no response. He must be really angry.

After the two of them finished in Qingci Palace, she nestled in the man's arms, looked up at him with a cryptic look in her eyes: "Good technique."

"I've done a lot of work in bed."

"I am very satisfied."

The man kneaded Empress Dowager Zhang's roundness and said with a dark look in his eyes: "The Empress Dowager is good in bed and it's very comfortable to serve me."

The man wiped her lips: "Especially your little mouth."

"I feel refreshed by your service."

"She's even more skilled than the concubine I kept."

"As expected of a bitch who specializes in serving men."

Empress Dowager Zhang blushed. "If only one person does this kind of thing, it will be boring. But if two people work together to complete it, it will be much more interesting and can make it fun and interesting."

"I and Prime Minister Liu have a poor understanding in bed. He can't last long. After he's done, I have to find another man to satisfy him."

"This makes me so angry that my teeth itch."

"If he wasn't so good at talking, I would have kicked him a long time ago."

The man lowered his head and bit her round and soft nipple, and said in a daze, "Compared to him in terms of talking skills, am I better or is Liu Xiang better?"

I hugged his head and looked up, panting slightly: "Of course it's you!"

"Any man I find is a hundred times better than Prime Minister Liu."

The man bit her earlobe and asked, "Speaking of which, why did you come to me last night?"

"If I were a gentleman, I wouldn't kill you."

Empress Dowager Zhang: "When I returned to the palace last night, my body was very hot and my heart just wanted to find a man to satisfy me."

"I was passing by the Imperial Gardens, and I sent away Aunt Cui and the others, when I happened to run into you. I was out of my mind at the time, and I pounced on you as soon as I saw you."

"I thought you would push me away, but I didn't expect you to be bolder and have a casual affair with me in the Imperial Garden."

The man was about to say something lewd in response.

Gu Qingluo's voice just came in, her tone full of teasing: "The Queen Mother lives a very comfortable life!"

"Making love with a wild man in bed."

"Let me see who that man is. He actually served the Empress Dowager so well that she was very happy and satisfied."

In an instant, Empress Dowager Zhang and the man became as tense as stones, and their hearts sank to the bottom of the valley.

Why is Gu Qingluo here?

Who detoxified him?

"Xiao Lianzi, go and pull that man out so I can see who he is."

Xiao Lianzi received the order and stepped forward. He was a martial artist, so he grabbed the man's neck with one hand and threw him to the ground.

The thing between his legs was clearly visible to Xiao Lianzi. He was stunned for a moment, then pointed at Gu Qingluo and burst into laughter.

"Your Majesty, do you see him?"

"There are two little peppers hanging under the pepper tree!"

"It makes me laugh to death."

The man quickly covered it up and lowered his head in shame, completely forgetting the boasting he had just had in bed.

Gu Qingluo took a quick look and almost got stye.

Just this? Just this? It made Empress Dowager Zhang scream like crazy. How badly does Empress Dowager Zhang eat on a daily basis?

The man lowered his head and did not dare to raise it. Seeing this, Xiao Lianzi pinched his chin and forced him to raise his head to face Gu Qingluo.

Gu Qingluo was shocked when she saw the man's face.

Little Lianzi opened her eyes wide in surprise: "Your Majesty, this person is not..."

"How did he get together with the Queen Mother?"

Gu Qingluo: (?Д?)

I don’t know either. If you ask me, who should I ask?

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