The Grand Tutor wants to be the Queen every day and is going crazy

Gu Qingluo said casually: "Didn't you just say that you have opened the Mingjun Mall?"

"Then I want to buy something now, may I ask if it is free?"

The system hummed reluctantly.

"Then I want fried chicken, grilled chicken, hamburgers, Coke, and a KFC meal!"

The system's indifferent face: [No! ]

Humph! The baby is angry!

"What's that?"

The system rolled its eyes at her: [Dear host, this is the primary mall, only three things are free~]

"Only three. So stingy."

[Yes, this system is stingy~ What? Come and hit me. ]

Gu Qingluo: ...

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed at you. You're not fat at all. You're just so loved that you're dripping with love."

The system, with its fat little belly, snorted: [Baby is angry, this system is going to give you a super difficult and super abnormal task, hum! ]

[For example, posting a task to kiss Jun Lingyue on the lips or something. ]

Gu Qingluo shouted angrily: "How dare you?"

The system shrank its head, feeling a little timid, but still responded with courage: [I dare, I dare, I dare! ]

【Lululu, stinky host, bad host. 】

Gu Qingluo: ...

She doesn't bother with fools, as it affects her IQ.

[Since the host has apologized to me pitifully, I will reluctantly tell you how to use the mall. ]

[After this period of time, host, you have obtained 50% of the wise monarch value. When it reaches 100%, the intermediate mall will be opened, and when it reaches 200%, the advanced mall will be opened. ]

[The primary mall host can only get three items for free, the intermediate one has 500 items, and the advanced one has everything, including aircraft carriers and AKs. The premise is that you have to complete tasks to upgrade. If you don’t upgrade, you can’t enjoy the benefits brought by the mall~]

"What are those three things? They can't be things I have never seen in my life."

The system's tone was excited: [The host likes it very much, and it is also very practical~, you can use it every day~]

Gu Qingluo was moved: "What, what, let me, a country dog, open my eyes!"

The system proudly put its hands on its hips and said in a very arrogant manner: [These three things are the ultra-thin flesh-friendly condoms, the super-easy-to-use contraceptive pills, and for those with kidney deficiency, use the Shenbao tablets of the King of Kidney Deficiency. Our goal is to destroy the tadpoles! Happiness, yeah, yeah, yeah!]

Gu Qingluo: ………

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

[The host wants more practical items, the host needs to keep working hard! ]

[Friendly reminder, if the host's loyal characters exceed ten, you will get ten chances to draw a lottery~, and there is a chance to draw a Koi physique~]

Gu Qing taunted him: "What are you drawing? A gift pack of ten condoms, with a buy one get one free offer, right?"

"Koi physique, is it three babies in one litter? Where is the koi mom running?"

"To treat kidney deficiency, do we need to use Shenbao tablets that only cost 99 yuan?"

"It would be a shame if you didn't sell sanitary products!"

The system is anxious: [Hey host, listen to me! If the host's economic ability reaches 10%, the silver on the host will be multiplied five times~]

Gu Qingluo was so shocked that he jumped up and down. His eyes became clear and he forgot about those three weird things: "Five times?"

"Then wouldn't it be easy for me to become the richest woman in Fengcheng?"

The system gave her a blow: [Host, 10% of the economic strength requires your own private treasury to reach 100 million yuan. Thank you.]

[Can you make 2000 million yuan? Think about it, one tael of silver in Fengcheng is equivalent to yuan today, so you need million taels of silver.]

Gu Qingluo: ...

Sorry, it’s impossible for her to earn so much money even if she started out as a primitive person!

Gu Qingluo smiled bitterly: "If you don't want to give me a five-fold increase, just say so. There's no need to embarrass the workers. This makes you look cheap!"

The system spread its hands: [Sorry, I am just an employee and I have no right to change the rules. This makes you look very low.]

【You can only bear it. 】

"Does borrowing count?"

【Doesn’t count. 】

"What about voluntary donations?"

【Doesn’t count. 】

[Host, I know what you are thinking. You just want to make the villain and Jun Lingyue the scapegoats.]

[The superiors knew you would do this, so they will not allow it! Resolutely resist illegal acquisition of money! ]

Gu Qingluo: ...

The only way out was blocked.

"I'm tired and want to be alone."

[Host, wait, I'll find you a rope, hang yourself.]

[Then just hang it on the bed beam, saving time and effort. ]

[Dead, don't bother me~]

Gu Qingluo: "Haha, I won't let you go even if I become a ghost!"

The system was helpless: [There is no other way. I will find Uncle Lin to eliminate you! ]

The system's fat finger turned into a gun: [Evil ghost, where are you running to, biu, biu, biu! ]

Gu Qingluo: “╯▂╰”

What to do if you have a stupid child at home?

.........

"Your Majesty, Lord Ji is here."

Gu Qingluo put down his pen, hid the little yellow painting he had just drawn in a memorial, and whispered, "Please ask him to come in."

Ji Yanchen was wearing a dark red robe with wide sleeves, a jade crown on his head, a jade belt of the same color around his waist, and had a slender figure. The evening sun shone through the door, illuminating his elegant and outstanding figure, which made her unable to take her eyes away.

[Why is this grandson dressed so beautifully today? Is he rushing to seduce other girls? ]

[It's true, the red color really suits him, making him look noble and handsome, and his whole body looks imposing. ]

[To be honest, looking at the current entertainment industry, there is really no one with a more beautiful and elegant figure than him. ]

[A dog man, although he is a dog, he has a lovely appearance~ ahem, of course he is excellent in all aspects. 】

Gu Qingluo looked at Ji Yanchen's eyes, which seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and suddenly left.

[This grandson looks so sexy, could he be planning to have sex with her in broad daylight? ]

[No, his physical strength is really too torturous. Chunchun is a hungry wolf that can never be satisfied! ]

"Your Majesty, you have been troubled recently. Why don't you go out of the palace and have some fun?"

When Gu Qingluo heard his words, his eyes paused for a moment, and then he said, "I am busy with official business..."

"Your Majesty, all your expenses will be covered by me!"

Hearing this, Gu Qingluo's eyes sparkled. She stood up and ran to Ji Yanchen, looking up and blinking at him: "Excuse me, when will Master Ji leave~"

Ji Yanchen smiled, lowered his head and touched her soft little head, and said softly: "Now."

"Okay! Then I'll go change into some casual clothes!"

As she said this, her eyes full of joy, she ran behind the screen to change her clothes. When she came out, her outfit made the cold and noble Ji Yanchen stunned for several seconds.

Gu Qingluo was wearing a light blue gown with fluttering sleeves. She had a handsome face, but she looked nonchalant. There was an evil smile on the corner of her mouth, and she had a fake beard stuck under her nose. She held a folding fan in her hand, fanning it in a pretentious manner, with a hint of vulgarity in her eyes.

This kind of attire and extremely vulgar expression made her look like a dandy, as if she would rob a decent woman on the street in the next second.

Gu Qingluo held his head high, fanned himself, and walked in front of Ji Yanchen. He touched his fake beard and said with a crooked mouth: "Little brother, are you fascinated by me?"

"Are you so in love with me that you can't help yourself~"

"You love me, and I love beautiful women. There is no chance for us to be together in this lifetime, so just give up on this idea!"

Ji Yanchen: ...

As long as she's happy.

"Your Majesty, there is a Lantern Festival tonight and the people are holding a night tour of the lotus pond. Your Majesty will definitely like it." Ji Yanchen naturally took Gu Qingluo's hand and walked out.

Gu Qingluo looked down at their clasped hands, her heart moved, but she still shook his hand off and said in a serious tone, "How can two grown men hold hands?"

"In front of so many people, you have no shame, but I still have some dignity!"

Ji Yanchen paused, his eyes were gentle, and then he smiled gently: "Your Majesty, the two men are still making out on the dragon bed~"

"This is also shameless behavior~"

Gu Qingluo laughed speechlessly, raised her hand and grabbed his arm fiercely: "Do you think I want it? It's because you seduced me that I can't help myself..."

Ji Yanchen seemed not to feel any pain, and his magnetic voice spread out: "Oh~ Who is it that says no with his mouth but is very honest with his body~"

"Who is it that is holding onto my waist and won't let go?"

"Who was it that took the initiative when he couldn't help himself?"

Gu Qingluo's face suddenly turned red.

After giving him a fierce look, he got on the carriage.

After Ji Yanchen got in the car, Gu Qingluo glared at him a few more times.

Ji Yanchen sighed softly, his eyes fixed on Gu Qingluo, his eyelashes fluttering, his eyes filled with some meaningful emotions: "Your Majesty, I was wrong."

"Forgive me, please?"

As he spoke, he moved his butt towards Gu Qingluo, and then put his head on Gu Qingluo's shoulder. He seemed to have suffered a lot of grievances and was dejected, just like a puppy who had lost its toy: "Your Majesty, I was wrong, and I will never dare to do it again next time..."

There will definitely be a next time, I added in my heart.

"Can I give you some silver bills?" Ji Yanchen pecked Gu Qingluo's nose lightly, smiled lazily, and his voice was soft and moist.

Gu Qingluo: ...

You don’t want to be a human anymore, you want to be a dog, right?

Gu Qingluo stretched out his hand towards him and asked, "Where's the banknote?"

Ji Yanchen was stunned for a moment, and took out a stack of silver bills, but before he could even hold them in his hands, Gu Qingluo snatched them away.

"I will keep your banknotes for you. Men become bad when they have money, so they must be raised in poverty!" He patted his chest with the banknotes and put them in his pockets.

Gu Qingluo pushed him impatiently: "Alright, you can move away now, don't get so close to me."

Ji Yanchen: ...

She wanted his money...

However, isn't it true that the things she wants in him are indicative of her wanting him as a person?

The money is his = he is also hers = she wants his money = she wants him as a person.

Gu Qingluo: The sixth one.