The Grand Tutor wants to be the Queen every day and is going crazy
Chapter 25: Disturb his house and turn the world upside down, no peace
Tufu's Mansion.
As soon as Ji Yanchen returned to the mansion, he summoned Mo Yu.
"Sir, what do you want me to do?"
Ji Yanchen sat on a high seat, his face filled with anger and his eyes grim.
"Prime Minister Liu is still strong and should be able to carry on the family line."
Mo Yu: “Ah?”
Liu Xiang is already sixty years old, what else can he do?
Won't you get so excited when you do that thing in bed? ?
"Your Highness, Prime Minister Liu is already over sixty years old and he really can't do anything about that matter, right?" Mo Yu replied cautiously while observing Ji Yanchen's expression.
"Oh, you can have children even at 60."
Mo Yu asked in confusion: "Ah? Sir, I don't quite understand what you are saying."
Does being able to have children at the age of sixty make me a cuckold?
Even a turtle can’t give birth to a child like him!
Ji Yanchen's face darkened a little, and he said coldly: "He actually forced His Majesty to choose a concubine, damn it!"
"Your Majesty is still young, and she can't... He still looks down on Your Majesty, which is really abominable."
"He relied on his service to the late emperor to act arrogantly in front of Your Majesty, and even threatened Your Majesty with outrageous words. This beast must be executed!
Mo Yu was even more puzzled. Wasn't it normal for the emperor to choose a concubine? Besides, the little emperor was already eighteen years old, not young anymore.
What is the adult angry about?
No, my Lord and Your Majesty are having an affair, but Your Majesty has not yet given you a legitimate status. My Lord is afraid that Your Majesty will forget his old love if he has a new one, so he cannot bear to see Your Majesty choosing a concubine.
Hiss, so preventing His Majesty from choosing a concubine is your battle to defend love?
"Is there any beautiful concubine in Prime Minister Liu's mansion?" Ji Yanchen asked again in a cold voice.
Mo Yu: "My Lord, Prime Minister Liu only has Madam Liu, and no concubines."
"Everyone praises Liu Xiang as a good husband who loves his wife."
"but……"
"But what?" Ji Yanchen said coldly.
Mo Yu continued, "However, there are rumors that Prime Minister Liu has a concubine who gave birth to a son and a daughter for him."
"But if Prime Minister Liu really had a mistress, Madam Liu would have known about it long ago given her suspicious nature, and the son and daughter wouldn't be alive today."
"Prime Minister Liu and Madam Liu only have one daughter. Prime Minister Liu also brought back an orphan as his adopted daughter. The adopted daughter is even more favored than the legitimate daughter and is loved by Prime Minister Liu and Madam Liu."
"So far, Madam Liu has no sons. It is not uncommon for Prime Minister Liu to take concubines and have children in order to continue the family line."
"Men always want to have their cake and eat it too..."
"Some rumors are true, some are false. I am not sure."
Hearing this, Ji Yanchen pondered for a moment and said, "I hate men who are indecisive the most in my life."
"Go find his mistress and do whatever it takes to get her into the house."
"Disturbing his mansion will turn the world upside down and there will be no peace."
Mo Yu looked embarrassed: "Sir, this is just a rumor and cannot be trusted."
"If there is none, you must arrange one for me to go to his house."
"He wants to make your Majesty's harem restless, and I will also make his harem restless."
Mo Yu mourned for Liu Xiang for half a second and then agreed.
"Oh, right, find ten prostitutes and go to the Prime Minister's Mansion to cause trouble."
"If anyone can make Prime Minister Liu faint from anger, redeem her."
Mo Yu silently lit a candle for Liu Xiang and agreed with reluctance.
Now, Prime Minister Liu had to pick on this living devil of whom he could have picked on anyone else. This man has a strong sense of revenge and is paranoid. He will do anything to achieve his goals. He is not a soft-hearted person.
The more he saw how helpless and pitiful others looked, the more excited he became.
Besides, he now has someone he wants to protect, so provoking him would be like kicking a hard rock.
"What if Prime Minister Liu gets angry to death?"
Ji Yanchen slowly turned the blood jade ring on his finger and said meaningfully: "His mansion will definitely make a big deal about it."
Mo Yu: "..."
Prime Minister Liu wishes you a safe journey and hopes you can let go of your hatred towards the adults in the afterlife.
……
Mingde Hall.
"I'm so mad, so mad! This old thing! If he wants to choose a concubine, can't he just go and choose it himself? I'm so mad!" Gu Qingluo gushed two cups of cold tea as soon as he returned to Mingde Palace.
The system silently replied: [Host, even if he didn't propose it, you still have to choose a concubine. This is your mission, and you can't refuse.]
Gu Qingluo was still angry, but after hearing these words, most of her anger immediately subsided.
The system was right, this was a mission and she couldn't refuse.
However, if she chose them into the harem, she didn't have the money to favor them, and left them in the harem to live as widows, then what was the difference between her, the emperor, and being dead? And what was the difference between him and a husband who didn't love his wife?
"But, they are still at the age of blooming flowers, and they have to enter the palace to live as widows. I feel sorry for the suffering of these beautiful girls..." Gu Qingluo shook his head and sighed.
System: [Host, you don't have to worry about this. When you choose concubines, pick a few ugly ones, and then you won't feel sorry for them.]
[Think about it, each of them is like Ruyu or Dong Shi...would you still feel sorry for them? You would wish they would not appear before your eyes.]
Hearing this, Gu Qingluo's expression was indescribable, and his words were full of sarcasm.
"I didn't expect that you are such a vicious person, System. I was wrong about you today."
"I never thought you were a person who judges people by their appearance. You are so disgraceful."
[How about this, I'll give you 10 points for being a wise ruler and I'll pretend I didn't hear what you just said.]
[If you don’t add it, then you are a scumbag, down, disgusting, and up! ]
system:"……"
"Host, you have the guts to say that you like ugly things!"
"What? I didn't hear it clearly. I'm a little hard of hearing, sorry." Gu Qingluo pretended to be deaf and dumb.
"Ouch, I didn't hear the scumbag Tong breaking his defense~"
system:"……"
[Oh, woman, I will remember you. ]
Gu Qingluo didn't take it seriously. She raised her eyebrows in a good mood and replied, "Ha, system, I will remember you too, you vicious system, you only care about appearance."
system:"……"
Why did he have to deal with such a nasty and shameless system!
The others are either tied to beautiful women with a very good temper, who are very nice and gentle, or to handsome men who are both good-looking and rich.
And what about him?
The match was a pile of shit, it stinks.
Facing such a host, he didn't want to talk. If he talked too much, he would just cry. It must be because of the sins committed by his predecessor that he had to deal with such a stingy, bad, and bad-tempered host.
"Tong, are you muttering bad things about me in your heart?" Gu Qingluo suddenly asked this with a firm tone.
[I don't bother to say bad things about you. This is not what I do.]
"Heh, if you say something bad about me, you'll never find a girlfriend in your life."
[Ah, host, I was wrong, can you take back what you just said? Please! ]
"Oh? Then you are saying bad things about me."
"Well, not only will you not have a girlfriend, you won't even have a wife. You'll be single your whole life, and you'll die alone."
The system became even more panicked, because he was worried that no female ruler would want him in the future.
[Dear host, I know I was wrong. Please take back what you just said.]
Gu Qingluo's eyes twitched, and there was a hint of helplessness in his tone: "What's wrong?"
The system shrank its neck. Although he didn't want to admit it, he felt uneasy when he thought about not having a girlfriend in the future.
He is 500 years old and he has never held a female leader’s hand… and he has never kissed her lips…
The system said in a muffled voice: "The mistake was mumbling bad things about you in my heart."
"The mistake is that you shouldn't judge people by their appearance."
"It's even more wrong to teach you to treat others differently."
Gu Qingluo's expression was still cold, but the slightly upturned corners of her mouth showed that she was in a good mood.
"Since you admit your mistake, I am not a petty person. I forgive you."
The system was excited: [Dear host, you are the easiest to talk to and the most beautiful among all the hosts I have bound. You are so beautiful that you can make fish sink to the bottom of the water and geese fall to the ground, and you are so beautiful that you can shame the moon and flowers. You have a beautiful face, a natural beauty, and a peerless appearance! ]
[You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen since I was born! No doubt about it! ]
Gu Qingluo was very pleased with his words. She wanted to laugh triumphantly but held back.
She still had a serious expression and said solemnly: "Tong, although I am very good, as a Tong, I can't lie all the time."
"Be careful of being struck by lightning..."
The system laughed skillfully: [Dear host, if I tell a lie, I will be struck by lightning...]
"boom!"
Before he finished speaking, a loud thunder was heard outside.
The system was now embarrassed, and his brain was working quickly to find an excuse to cover it up.
The system laughed awkwardly: [Haha, Master Host, this thunder is a bit ungrateful, scaring a serious person like me. ]
[We must strip it of its thunder and reduce it to a battery! ]
"Okay, shut up. I'm going to sleep. My hair won't let me think about it."
【Good afternoon, host. Muah.】
"Go away, it's too noisy."
The system cried in its heart: The host hates him, sob.
Liu Xiangyin was in a good mood because he successfully helped the emperor choose a concubine, so he went to a restaurant to have a few drinks with his colleagues.
He staggered into the carriage. When the carriage passed through an alley, the coachman, who was holding his urine tightly, looked around and saw no one, so he hurried to the alley to relieve himself.
He came back and continued driving, without noticing that an old man was missing from the carriage.
Liu Xiang was drunk. When he was beaten by Mo Yu, carried off the carriage, stripped and thrown on the street, he was still talking in his sleep.
Mo Yu couldn't stand his horrible look, so he kicked him hard on the butt a few times before leaving.
In the early morning, a beam of sunlight rose from the east, casting a layer of sacred light on the naked bodies on the street.
There were people gathered around, pointing and talking at the person lying unconscious on the ground.
"Who is this person? In this corrupt society, he is lying here naked. How disgraceful!"
"Isn't he a pervert? He flirted with the girl and got retaliated against."
"At first glance, why does this person look so much like Prime Minister Liu?"
"Hey, don't tell me, he looks just like Liu Xiang."
"Look at his stuff, it's the same as if he has nothing."
"Bean sprouts are thicker than him."
Liu Xiang endured the pain all over his body and climbed up. The sun was too bright for him to squint. He finally opened his eyes and saw people around him pointing at him and talking.
A cool breeze blew and he was startled. He looked down and found that he was not wearing any clothes. He could not bear the shock and fainted from anger.
The servants in the mansion, who had been looking for Prime Minister Liu all night, saw him lying naked in the middle of the road, allowing people to point at him. The servants covered their faces, closed their eyes, and walked forward with heavy steps as if they were going to die. Amidst the gazes and noisy conversations of the crowd, they put a piece of clothing on Prime Minister Liu and ran away quickly.
They were afraid that if they stayed any longer, they would be tortured by the people's saliva.
Prime Minister Liu is shameless, but they still want him.
When Liu Xiang woke up, he learned that he was criticized for sleeping naked on the street. He was so angry that he lay down again. If he was not still breathing, he would have been thought to have been dead for a long time and stiff.
When he woke up again, his body and mind were greatly devastated. He was sixty years old but was tortured to the point of looking eighty years old, completely lifeless.
Unexpectedly, Madam Liu rushed in with a cold face, slapped him twice, and left without saying a word, without giving Prime Minister Liu a chance to explain himself.
Prime Minister Liu thought that Madam Liu was angry with him because of his scandal, but he didn't expect that a woman came with a young boy and a girl to ask for a status.
It is said that she is the mistress that Prime Minister Liu keeps outside.
When Liu Xiang heard the news, he was so angry that he was bedridden.
Not long after, the ten ugliest brothel girls selected by Mo Yu personally came to the prime minister's residence and said they wanted to be concubines.
This time, not only Prime Minister Liu fainted, but even Prime Minister Liu's wife fainted because of the ten ugly women.
For a time, the news that Prime Minister Liu slept naked on the street and kept a mistress spread throughout the capital. Storytellers even exaggerated the story and told it to people every day. Later, the story was spread as "The mistress was dissatisfied with Prime Minister Liu's young age and angrily stripped him of his clothes."
For a long time, Liu Xiang couldn't raise his head in front of everyone.
To the extent that, when his colleagues saw him, they would unconsciously look down at him with contempt in their eyes. This caused Prime Minister Liu's dignity to be trampled into the ground, and for a long time he did not dare to go to court. Of course, this is a story for later.
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