My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

The father and son, who had just returned from hunting, cleaned themselves carefully as soon as they entered the house.

The cubs in Ya's hand were thrown high up in the air! The two little ones were babbling and clapping their hands, not to mention how happy they were. Ming looked at the two little guys, enjoying themselves, and thought that it would not be his turn to hold them for a while. He turned around and went back to his cave. He was eager to find his little female.

There were sounds of laughter coming from the kitchen, and Ming walked into the kitchen carrying the processed prey.

"Ye! Mother, we are back!" Ming put the prey away and saw that the food was almost ready. He consciously helped to watch the fire.

"Wow! So many prey! Isn't it said that prey hides in the rainy season? You and your father can still find them? It's amazing!" Shi Erye really thinks that the males in his family are all very capable. He scooped a bowl of ginger soup and handed it to Ming. "Drink it quickly, you go out in the wind and rain every day. It will be bad if you catch a cold."

Ming wanted to say that he was feeling better. But then he thought that it was his own female who made ginger soup with love for him. So he took it and drank it in one gulp.

"Haha...the ginger soup cooked at night is always sweet. Delicious!" Ming pursed his lips and praised.

"Huh~! At that time! I put honey in it!" Shi Erye said proudly. He took another bowl and handed it to Yue. "Mother, you can give this bowl to father. And ask them to come over for dinner."

"Yes! Okay! I'll go right away!" Yue took the ginger soup. Then she looked at Ming and said, "You come and put it away. Be proactive and be more conscientious!"

"Okay, mother!" Ming responded and started actively looking for something to do. Yue was satisfied with the ginger soup and went to find Wei.

The food was rich and the ingredients were sufficient. As soon as everyone stepped into the cave, they could smell the long-lost fragrance. For this month, in order for Shi Erye to have a peaceful confinement, the meals were not spared with spicy seasonings. Although Shi Erye's food was prepared separately, Yue said that when the seasoning was added, the smell might choke her. So no seasoning was added to everyone's food.

In the past, when there was a lack of salt and seasoning, it was not a big deal. People were used to eating heavy flavors. Now, it is easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality. But no one objected or complained. They all supported Yue's approach. Thinking of Shi Erye's struggle for life and death, giving birth to two cute little beasts. In addition to gratitude and admiration for her, everyone cared for her from the bottom of their hearts.

"Come on, come on! Today is the night of celebration for our family's great hero! She has finally officially left the confinement period! From now on, she can finally eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks!" After everyone sat down, Wei raised his glass and said to everyone.

"cheers!"

"Eeeah! Eeeah!"

"Ouch~owoo~"

Everyone celebrated together.

"Come! Eat! Everyone, help yourself!" Yue happily greeted everyone. As she spoke, she picked up food for Wei and Ya. It was not that she was partial. Seeing her own son, she wanted to put all the food on the table into her daughter-in-law's bowl. She really wanted to slap him in the face to wake him up. How could he pick up food like a pig?

Actually, Ming had a reason for doing this. Did you see that? A certain green tea spirit was staring at him, wanting to show her affection, but she had no idea where to start. Ming smiled at Shi Erye, who was about to lose his temper. He glanced at a certain snake spirit beast provocatively. Humph! You want to fight me? You are still a little naive!

Shi Erye was also speechless about his childish behavior. Seeing Shu Yang holding a piece of meat with chopsticks, looking embarrassed and not knowing where to put it, she felt a little bit sorry. She knew that Shu Yang had been paying a lot of attention to the cubs these days. The two little ones loved their uncle Shu Yang. Every day when they got up, they would babble and point to go to the next door. When they saw Shu Yang, they would jump on him. It turned out that the cubs all liked young male beasts.

Seeing her family still alive, the big tiger grinned and laughed. She wanted to persuade him to be more careful. His cub was about to be snatched away by someone.

Hey~! She first picked up some food for her big tiger. Before Ming could show off, Shi Erye turned his chopsticks to Shu Yang's bowl. "Eat more, Yang Zai! Thank you for helping me take care of the cubs!"

Shu Yang's slightly annoyed face immediately became full of smiles. "You're welcome! You're welcome! We get along so well! I like them so much. They are my little angels." Shu Yang took the food and ate it happily. He even took a free hand to touch the two cubs. "Do you like your uncle too?!"

“Aa ...

"Yes! Yes! A competent poop scooper!" said the sharp-tongued male cub.

"Yeah! Yeah! What the handsome brother said is right!" said the beauty-loving female cub.

After receiving the response, Shu Yang's smile became even brighter, and he even felt that the food tasted even better.

"Well... have you thought of names for the two cubs?" Yue spoke, looking at Ming and Shi Erye.

"Hmm?" Yes, it's been so long and I still haven't named the two little ones. I can't always call them cubs, cubs, etc.

Shi Erye looked at Ming, wanting to hear if he had any good ideas.

Ming stopped showing off his meal and shook his head. "I'll listen to Ye! Even if you call them Gedaner and Goudaner, I have no objection!" Ming continued eating.

"I'll beat you up first!" Erye got mad before he could do anything. He slapped Ming on the head. Ming's whole face was almost slapped into the bowl.

"Father! What are you doing? We are eating! If you have something to say, just talk to me nicely! Can't you see that the two kids are looking at you? Don't you know that you should set a good example for them? If they follow your example and act rudely in the future, it will be disastrous!"

Ming refused to admit his fault, which made Wei very angry. "It will be miserable if you follow me? That's better than following you! At least if you follow me, you won't be bullied. It's better than having an unreliable father like you. Calling them this egg and that egg. Our two kids are the golden boy and the jade girl! You dare to call them like that? I'll knock out your teeth!" Wei said stubbornly. But when he saw the two kids babbling and clapping their hands to cheer for him, he felt guilty and coughed twice. Don't really lead them astray! God of Beasts bless you! It's a sin...

"That's what you said, a cheap name is easier to raise. Have you forgotten the names you gave me when I was a child. If grandpa hadn't stopped me, I would be called Wangzai'er, Tuzai'er..." Ming looked at Wei without any fear and refuted.

"Poof! What? Wang? Rabbit?... I'm still three!?" Shi Erye, who was watching the show, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Ahem! Ahem!" Wei looked at everyone awkwardly. He didn't dare to look Yue in the eye. Really, he had to bring up the past. This kid was born in vain. Looking at Yue's expression, he knew that she was reminiscing about the past. She might be thinking about how to deal with herself. Hey~~! Let's solve the problem at hand first.

"Look at you, why are you holding a grudge like this? I did that for your own good, didn't I? And you're still here, chattering endlessly. In my opinion, you are right about one thing. Yelai is the most appropriate name for her. Even your grandfather has praised her knowledge! She must be better than any of us!" Wei said to the crowd.

"No, no, no!..." Shi Erye waved his hands. It's not as good as my father said. You can all put forward your own opinions, and we will discuss it together.

"Ye! Don't be so modest and don't refuse. I agree with Wei and Ming. You can name the baby!" Yue said, holding her hand.

"Yes, yes! I agree too!"

"Yes, sister! I also think that you are the most reliable!" Shu Yang said, glancing meaningfully in Ming's direction.

"Yiyaya~ah la~ah la~" "Beautiful mother, give the baby a name! Name the baby! We don't want to be idiots!" The two kids also clapped their hands excitedly and looked at Shi Erye.

"Look, Ye, I've agreed to it! If you ask me, I have to take your last name. It would be even better if I could be named Ye! Hehe..."

"What?" Shi Erye's jaw dropped! Her own big tiger was really bold. His father and mother were still present. He dared to do such a brazen thing. Should she praise him for his bravery? Or was he just stupid?

She carefully glanced at Wei and Yue. Fortunately, her expression was not crazy. She was still smiling happily. Alas! Even so, she didn't dare to be thick-skinned and set his last name. But the kids, it's okay.

Hmm? ... I have to think about it. Hey~! Got it! Looking at the happy and harmonious family atmosphere, Shi Erye said: "I thought of a name. Tell it out, everyone can help with reference."

"I think everything depends on the right time, the right place and the right people. And our family happens to have them all! Why not name the male cub Shi Tian, ​​and hope that he will make progress in his future! Let's name the female cub Shi Li. Li means jasmine. I hope her future life will be as sweet as a flower. Jasmine also means 'I give you jasmine, and I will never leave you.'" As he spoke, Shi Erye looked at Ming lovingly.

"I give you jasmine, and I will never leave you." Ming kept murmuring her words. Was this Ye's confession to him? "Oh, oh, oh..." I was really moved! How could I be so worthy to meet such a considerate female like Ye! I was so happy that I almost exploded. Ming blinked his affectionate peach blossom eyes. His eyes enveloped Shi Erye, and she was full of tenderness. She was about to be drowned in his eyes.

"Good! Good! The right time, the right place, and the right people! It's wonderful! Let's call them Shi Tian and Shi Li. But after the rainy season, let's hide the last name. Let's call them Tian and Li." Without stretching out his hands, he picked up the two cubs and said to everyone.

"Agree!" Everyone nodded in unison. Shi Erye expressed his understanding.

“Aiyaya~Ah la~Ah la~” “Yeah! The baby has a name! Thank you, mother! Haha…”

The two little guys were also dancing with joy. "Thank you... mother!" they blurted out in excitement.

"Ah! They are both so excited that they can talk!"

Everyone quickly surrounded the two kids. With the previous experience, they knew that they were gifted and extraordinary. They were not too surprised that they spoke so early.

"Oh my! You are such a good boy to your father! Come on, call me father!"

“Ah…Mother!”

"Call me father!" Ming said patiently. "Father!" Ming lowered his voice and continued to teach them.

Oh~ It's really annoying. Okay, okay, I'll satisfy you. "Ah...Father~" The two kids were so annoyed. They still gave face and called Ming.

"Hey~!" Ming looked at Shi Erye happily. It was as if he was saying, "Look, they called me mother and father first! We are one! We will never be separated."

"It's us too! Grandpa and grandma!" The three of them crowded in front of the kid and said expectantly.

"Grandpa~Grandma~" the kids are speaking more and more fluently.

"Ah~!" The three of them were so overjoyed.

"Kids, I'm your uncle! Call me uncle! I'll take you two out to play! All the good things in the future will be given to you!" Shu Yang was afraid of the two kids, so instead of giving them face, he also offered inducements.

"Uncle! Uncle!" The two boys shouted out loudly, showing respect. Then they pounced on Shu Yang.

"Haha... beautiful men are still generous!"

"Yes! Yes! Not like a stingy father!" For the first time, Shi Tian agreed with Shi Li's idea.

Shu Yang was so happy when he heard the word "Uncle" that he lost his mind. He hugged the two cubs tightly. "Hey! You are really uncle's good cubs!"

In the cave, there was a cheerful laughter, and everyone was filled with joy. Everyone was so happy about the two kids!