My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

In the yard, under the big flower tree, Ming had already set up a huge wooden table. The three of them worked together to prepare a table of delicious food.

After the last dish was served, Shi Erye wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Tomorrow! We can go to the cave and ask them to eat."

Ming came over with a cup of water and fed it to Shi Erye. "Well, I'll go now. You and mother sit down and take a rest. You've worked hard!"

Before he finished feeding the water, Haha took a leap and ran towards the cave, sticking out his tongue and calling out "Awoo~Awoo~".

“Awoo~Awoo~” “By the time you two have finished showing your affection, the flowers will be cold. In terms of speed, you still have to rely on me!” “Awoo~Awoo~” “It’s time for dinner! Hello~hello~hello… Brothers, it’s time for dinner!”

I understand his cry "..."

Shi Erye only felt a gust of wind passing by her feet, and the gray afterimage had already run away. "Haha, let me help you, go call them? Why is his voice so strange today? Did he take stimulants?"

The three people who were talking freely in the cave looked at each other for a moment, doubting their ears after hearing this unique shout.

Before they could react, the Haha Wolf King had already galloped in front of them.

“Awoo~Awoo~” “What are you still standing here for? Didn’t you hear me calling you at the top of my lungs? Hey~hey~hey…it’s time for dinner! Really, you’re not even interested in eating, I’ve called you several times? You three are so slow, you can’t even eat hot shit…”

"Awoo! Wooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Shu Yang couldn't bear to listen to it anymore. He couldn't care less. Wei Ya was by his side. If he didn't beat him up, he couldn't stop his cheap mouth. It was hard to calm down his anger.

"Uncles, it's time to eat. Let's go quickly so they don't have to wait too long." Shu Yang, who had gotten rid of his anger, felt better all over. He smiled and made an invitation gesture to the two of them.

Before I went forward, I passed by and saw the big bump on his head, and I felt relieved. "You really deserve it! You got a beating for being rude, right?" As he said that, he touched his big bump with a bad taste in his mouth. He walked away with a smile.

Then, Ya also came in front of him. "Hahahaha... You have to thank Ming. You have to look at the owner before beating a dog. Otherwise, I would have hit you twice. I'm going out now. Let's see if I can eat something hot... Heh, bah, bah! You, a wolf cub, led me into a ditch. How unlucky! I'm too lazy to tell you that I'm going out to have a big meal." Ya was naughty and flicked the bump on his head.

“Ouch! Ouch!” “It hurts! Damn you black-hearted beast! You’re so cruel~”

Shu Yang looked at him with contempt, and quickly chased after him.

“Awoo~Awoo~” “What a inhumanity! What a conscience! Three against one. No beast stands up to do anything?…” Haha was still thinking about the delicious food. He endured the pain on his head and complained while walking.

After everyone was seated, Shi Erye asked Ming to divide the food among the three pets. As soon as the food was divided, Haha came back with a bag on his head, cursing and hugged Ming's thigh tightly.

"Awoo~Awoo~" he told Ming about his grievances. His clear and stupid eyes were full of expectation, hoping that Ming would seek justice for him.

Ming had guessed that he would not be able to escape after a beating. Seeing him trying to please himself and looking funny, he gritted his teeth and tried to hold back his laughter. He was already so happy in his heart. "Puff~ Run! Jump! Go crazy! Why don't you show off? I'm not saying, Xiaoha~ Whether you are a human, a beast, or an orc, you have to be low-key! You see, when the sky is crazy, it will rain, and when people are crazy, there will be disasters. I was right, you got beaten up. Brother Wolf~ You have to be more low-key in the future!" Ming muttered in his heart. On the surface, he still gave him a sympathetic look.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "No~Brother, don't just look at me, you have to avenge me! Yes! Yes! It was Shu Yang, that kid hit me with great strength. He beat me so hard that my head was buzzing. Don't you also hate his arrogant look? Today, we two brothers will join forces to let him know what it means to be invincible with two swords together!" Haha wanted to use his eloquent tongue to try hard to persuade Ming to stand on his side.

"Puff! Cough cough!..." The males who could understand his animal language looked at the two of them with unspeakable expressions.

A pair of two idiots?! What a weird combination. But, they are indeed invincible. Who can be more idiotic than them?! Shu Yang pouted and thought.

When he noticed Shu Yang's gaze, he knew that if he spoke with a haha, his thoughts would be diverted. Don't think that he didn't see it, he curled his lips and looked at her with disdain. He turned his head and looked at her, with affection for him...

"Hey! Stupid wolf! Take back that disgusting look of yours. There's food to eat, but you can't shut your stinky mouth. If you keep talking nonsense, your share of the meal will go to the second eagle!" Ming knew how to control the wolf king.

"Swish, swish~" "What? There's a snack?! Is that such a good thing?! Serve the food quickly! We don't mind!" said the eagle.

"Swish swish~" "Yes! I don't mind!" Diao Er imitated.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Go away! You two idiots! You two are always joining in the fun everywhere. Believe it or not, I will bite you two to death." Although he cried, Haha still used his claws to protect his food bowl and ate the food in big mouthfuls.

The male beast's ears were finally quiet, without the buzzing sound of flies. He could calm down and enjoy the food.

I have to say, this Nuanju banquet was quite lavish! All the delicious food that was usually served was served at once. There were also many foods that Shu Yang had never seen before.

Seeing him curiously looking at the food he made with flour, Shi Erye used the serving chopsticks to pick up some of each for him. "This is a new food discovered by our tiger tribe, processed into flour. This is a bun with meat filling, and this is a dumpling, you can eat it with the sauce in front of you..." Shi Erye carefully explained each item to him.

Shu Yang saw the rich dishes piled up in the bowl, and his eyes became moist. He lowered his head and tasted them. "Mm! Delicious! My sister and aunt are really good at cooking!" Shu Yang ate the noodles in big mouthfuls and couldn't help but give a thumbs up and praised them.

"Haha... I'm glad you like it. I was worried that you wouldn't be used to it. Come, eat more!" Shi Erye said, and filled his bowl with food again.

"Yes! Yangzai, eat more. You are still growing! Don't be polite, there is plenty of food prepared today, you can have as much as you want!" Yue also picked up the dishes for him enthusiastically.

Although the males cannot express their emotions like the females, it can be seen from their expressions that they love and care for Shu Yang.

Shu Yang was very happy. Not only because he had the cave through hard work, but also because, with the help of friends and relatives, they respected each other's ideals, encouraged each other, and affirmed each other... His heart was like a beautiful butterfly, bathing in the sun, dancing freely and wantonly. It was also like a pink balloon, collecting everyone's love, growing bigger and bigger...

"Awoo~Awoo~" The balloon broke with a bang amid the roars and howls.

"Hiccup~ Hey~! Everyone is taking care of the little snake, and no one gives me any food. I am so worried about this family, hum! It's really hard to make food, and it's hard to shit... huh?! Shit is okay! Hiccup~"

Shu Yang was immersed in the family and friendship. He was so moved by himself that he was in a mess. He had forgotten about Haha's mean look. He didn't care about his howling, which broke his train of thought. He was thinking about the little things that Haha and he had spent together day and night. He was about to add more rice to his bowl. When he heard his last words, he decisively added the rice to Er Diao's bowl. "Tsk! A dog can't spit out ivory. We shouldn't sympathize with him." Shu Yang thought angrily.

“Awoo~Awoo~” “Hehe…I’m full! I don’t care! You little brats, I just want to disgust you! Let you hypocritical hypocrites unite to bully me. How can I, the Haha Wolf King, be a cowardly wolf? I must be someone who will avenge my grudges in order to become a master! Eat shit! Lululu…”

"Awoo~Awoo~" Haha, the more he howled, the more excited he became! It was like he had started his own talk show. Seeing the males being disgusted by him, he kept peeing and shitting in his mouth. Anyway, if he was full, the whole family would not be hungry. He made all kinds of strange howling sounds, provoking the males present.

Because of the presence of the little female and the festive occasion, they couldn't teach him a lesson. Seeing his deadly behavior, they wanted to slap his dog mouth.

"Huh? Why are you always yelling and screaming today?" Shi Erye heard something unusual and asked Ming.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Little female, take care of me, I'm singing! Today is a good day, all your wishes will come true. Today is a good day, let the male beast be defeated~~~~Have fun~!" Haha, he became more and more excited.

"Oh! It's okay. It's not the season yet. He might be in heat. I've heard from the dog beast and cat beast tribe that they will cut off the dandan of such pet beasts that can't control themselves. After cutting it off, it can keep it clean, reduce aggressive behavior, and prolong the life of the pet beast. It's a good way to kill two birds with one stone once and for all." Ming shared the knowledge he had learned from watching videos and even glanced at the back of Haha's butt.

"Awooo!" Haha, the wolf king, being watched, tucked his tail between his legs. For a moment, he couldn't believe what he heard.

The male beasts present had had enough of his insults. Regardless of whether the dog tribe or the cat tribe had this tradition, they all agreed and affirmed Ming's statement.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "I'm not in heat! Slander! Absolutely slander. I want to sue! Little female! You have to make the decision for me!" Haha, the wolf king, panicked, hugged Shi Erye's thighs tightly. He told his grievances. However, he forgot Shi Erye and couldn't understand his animal language.

"Well, it looks like he's in heat!" Shi Erye looked at Ming and agreed with him. She knew that animals in heat would be more restless, just like when she was a child at her grandma's house, cats would call for heat every spring. Haha, this restless look, plus his weird howling. It must be the heat period.

Shi Erye touched Haha's wolf head and comforted him: "Haha, don't be afraid! Your brother Ming will help you solve it. Be good, it won't hurt soon, we have to be strong! Then call the witch doctor to prescribe some medicine for you, you will get better soon!" Although Shi Erye felt it was a bit cruel, as Ming said, for pets, sterilization has more advantages than disadvantages. She still hardened her heart and supported Ming's idea.

"Awoo~Awoo~" Haha backed away from Shi Erye. "I asked you to clarify things for me and make the decision for me. I didn't ask you to do ideological work for me. What do you mean, this black-hearted tiger will solve the problem for me? Solve what? What do you mean by not feeling any pain? Be strong? Is this a question of whether it hurts or not?"

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Ah, my goodness~ I am so angry! You two are useful and comfortable. But I am still a virgin! I haven't even married a wife yet! I don't have a cub to inherit my throne yet! Woo woo woo..." Haha, the more I think about it, the more wronged I feel, and I cry sadly. It makes anyone who hears it sad!

Ming walked towards him with a fake smile. Haha quickly ran back. He used too much force and even knocked over Erdiao's rice bowl. However, the difference in strength was too great, and Ming still grabbed his neck.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Don't come over here! Let me go! Even if you hold my neck, you can't force me to surrender and oppose hegemony..." Haha fought desperately, trying to change Ming's mind.

Seeing that something was not right, the two eagles quickly grabbed their bowls and moved a few feet away from Haha, fearing that they would be affected. They were not idle while eating, and they had already witnessed the whole process of Haha's death. All we can say is that he really deserved it! Now he has fallen into the hands of the black-hearted tiger. He will be skinned alive if he doesn't die.

"Swoosh~" "Oh~ My friend, I offer my most sincere sympathy. Ah, goodbye, my friend! Ah, if you die in the battle. Ah, my friend, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye! I will definitely bury you..." The two eagles were whooshing, stepping on their claws, and dancing the sand sculpture dance.

Haha felt cold inside. "Awoo~Awoo~" What a bunch of disloyal people. You still dare to call me brother? I will sever all ties with you. "Woo woo woo~Big brother! Awoo~No! Friend, brother, master! You can't do this for real! Woo woo woo~I know I was wrong." Haha, whose neck was stuck, was finally scared and knelt down to beg for mercy. He lowered his noble wolf head.

The males present were completely relieved. "Okay, Ming, today is a good day, let's let him go. Our party is the most important." Wei stepped forward to help.

"Well, it seems he has calmed down. Maybe I made a wrong judgment. Let's observe first. Haha, let's see how you perform." Ming said meaningfully.

"Awoo~Awoo~" Haha whimpered softly. He didn't dare to act recklessly again.

Ming let go of Haha's hand. Haha, who was free, breathed a sigh of relief. At last, he saved his life. He didn't dare to stay in front of the male. He ran away without a trace.

There was no one to make trouble. Everyone could finally enjoy the food to their heart's content! Wei also took out his treasured fruit wine.

"Come on! Raise your glasses! Let's congratulate Yangzai, he is so happy to move into his new home, his family business is prosperous and he has a bright future!" Without raising his glasses, he started to give a toast.

"Congratulations Yangzi!"

"cheers!"

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Everyone also offered their blessings!