My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

When Ba returned home from hunting, he learned that Cao and Hua had gone out together. He thought to himself that it was not good. He didn't even need to think about it. These two idiots must have come to the young master's house again to cause trouble. He just hoped that they hadn't offended the lady yet. Otherwise, he would be blamed.

The lady he was thinking about was sitting on the bedside, secretly eating spicy snacks. "Ah~" "Who is talking about me again?" Shi Erye touched his nose. "Sha~Sha~" he ate all kinds of heavy-tasting snacks. It was all Ming's fault, for listening to the witch doctor Ze. He said that pregnant women should eat light food. He banned her snacks when she got home. She acted cute, seduced, and pretended to be pitiful, but she couldn't make Ming change his mind. It can only be said that the big tiger is still very principled. Hey~ now that the male beasts at home are busy, she hurried to eat enough. "Hehehe..." Hey~ I can't go out, eat melons and watch the fun, it's annoying~

When Cao saw Tomoe, his eyes shrank back. He retreated behind Hua. Hua saw that his father had come to look for him. It was like waiting for a capable helper. His narrowed eyes suddenly opened a lot.

"Father! Now you are here. They all bully me. Please help me fight back!" Hua complained to his father.

"Shut up!" The father of Hua, who had not yet caught his breath, almost fainted after hearing what his female cub said. He slandered in his heart, I am guilty, please punish me, Beast God, it is unnecessary to give birth to such a stupid female cub. Revenge? Forget it. If they really fight, I will hang myself. I am an old man who is too old to live.

Hua's father covered Hua's stinky mouth. "Hehe... It's the Wolf King and Young Master Yang! My female cub is ignorant and has offended me. I will take her back and give her a severe reprimand. I will apologize another day. Please don't tell the young master about what happened today. He is busy with official duties all day. It's not worth disturbing him for such a small matter."

Father Hua was relieved that he didn't see Ming. He thought, if the young master was here, he wouldn't be so easy to talk to today. He had to hurry up and take this stupid thing back before Ming went home. Father Hua leaned forward and smiled ingratiatingly. It must be said that you shouldn't hit a smiling person. Father Hua was much more likable than the water priest in his dealings with people.

But what he faced was not an ordinary beast. The combination of the wolf king and the fat snake was a different kind of fireworks at any time and in any place. The reason was simple: they were thick-skinned and shameless. Think about it, the two of them could dominate the tribe and "get along well" without any effort. That was not without reason.

"Hey, don't leave in a hurry. Sit for a while and have a cup of tea. Although Ming is not here, he is in the house, taking care of my sister! I'll call him out right away." Shu Yang made a gesture, turned around, and went into the house to call Ming.

"Hey~ Hey~ Young Master Yang! Stay, stay!" When Hua's father heard that Ming was at home, he was already very disappointed. But he instinctively stopped Shu Yang.

Different from Hua's father's mentality, the other three people, upon hearing that Shi Erye needed Ming's care, were all very worried about her physical condition.

"I wonder how the madam is doing? It's all my fault for not taking good care of the grass." Ni thought anxiously in his heart.

"I wonder what happened to Madam? Was she frightened? Or..." Ba Hefeng was also worried. He stared at the house with a worried look on his face. Then he turned his eyes to the grass. Ba wanted to tear her heart apart. He thought that she would learn her lesson after being beaten by the wolf king. Unexpectedly, a dog will always eat shit. He still overestimated her.

He glared at her fiercely. Ba stood up with a headache. "How is Madam now?" He should ask about the situation first and see how serious it is before dealing with it.

"My sister was so scared by those two that her stomach started to hurt! Now, she's resting in the house." Shu Yang said without hesitation.

"You're talking nonsense! I just heard her say, "My sweetheart~" How come she has a stomachache?!" Hua pinched her throat and imitated Shi Erye's tone. She loudly refuted Shu Yang's words.

Seeing Hua stand up to refute, Cao was excited for a moment. After hearing the following words, I just wanted to say, what a fool, isn't this a disguised admission that Ye's discomfort is related to the two of them? I really shouldn't have formed an alliance with her.

"Oh~ Everyone heard it. She said it herself. My sister was scared by her. Think about it by yourselves, what should we do?!" Shu Yang looked at everyone, gritted his snake fangs, and said evilly.

Hua's father looked at Hua with a speechless look on his face, almost crying because of her stupidity.

"What did I say? Why are you all looking at me? You have to seek justice for us. Look, my face and Cao's face were beaten by this low-level snake beast and that wolf. I..."

Hua's father quickly covered Hua's mouth with a slap. Oh my god! Don't do that again. He was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.

Hua may not know Shu Yang's identity. In her mind, snake beasts are not welcome. They are also despised among the tribes. That's why she insulted Shu Yang without restraint.

Although Hua's father was not well-informed, he heard that this snake beast was a relative of the chieftain brought back from the northern border. The chieftain's relatives were none other than the chieftain's wife's family. The famous prophet. Even the snake beasts did not dare to offend his family easily. Moreover, after the snake beasts settled in the tribe, they often exchanged pearls, shark silk, salt... with their fellow tribesmen for fresh and delicious fruits and beautiful flowers. The orcs were all very happy in their hearts, but secretly laughed at him for being a little fool. He, on the other hand, did not care at all and said that as long as his sister liked it, it was fine. Such a domineering snake beast, could it be an ordinary orc? It was probably some noble young master in the northern border. They were not someone they could afford to offend.

When the clan leader returned home this time, he implemented reforms. He called for more work, more pay, and rewards according to merit. He implemented the "Three Public Policies" of fairness, openness, and equity. In this transaction, the things brought back were divided into their own families, which were exactly the value of the materials they brought. It was reduced by more than three times compared to previous years.

No matter how much the water protested, it could not be shaken. The young warriors all stood on the side of the tribe leader. This is a lost cause! Only the water can't see the situation clearly. Oh! I am so unlucky to have such a mother and daughter. The priests in the tribe who used to be so arrogant have become dispensable. Oh~!

"Master, don't listen to her nonsense. I will teach her a lesson. I don't know how to deal with it to satisfy you. Please show mercy for the sake of the clan leader." Hua's father knew that it was impossible to retreat easily today. He only hoped that the snake beast would be able to show some leniency for the sake of the clan leader.

Shu Yang wanted to ask her to keep her life to make amends. Yesterday, he and Haha were strolling around, and happened to hear two ugly monsters, cricket sister, behind his back. How could he tolerate this? Without hesitation, he beat them up. Don't say that male animals don't beat females. He is not yet an adult. Don't think of using animal law and morality to restrain him. After beating him up, he felt so relieved. Unexpectedly, the two of them dared to come to his house today. It seems that he didn't beat them lightly yesterday.

After hearing Hua's father's request, Shu Yang had to control his temper for Wei's sake. "Then pay for mental damages!" Shu Yang's fingers were cracking. He thought to himself that he could openly reveal the matter for Wei's sake. But secretly, he couldn't guarantee it, "Haha..." Regarding his sister, the word "forgiveness" didn't exist in his mind.

"Thank you, young master! You are really a generous man!" Hua's father covered Hua's mouth with one hand. With the other hand, he pressed her head and bowed to Shu Yang to express his gratitude.

"Eh? ... I just don't know what this mental damage compensation is?" This was the first time Hua's father had heard of it. He wondered if it was expensive or not? Was it easy to exchange?

"Tsk!" Shu Yang looked at him with contempt. "Mental damages refer to my sister's right to health and body. Because they were hurt, my sister's reputation, honor and spirit suffered pain and torture. You have to compensate her for certain losses. How to compensate depends on your sincerity." Shu Yang read out the terminology he learned from Shi Erye seriously and coherently.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Hehe...If it weren't for this king, knowing the truth, I would have been deceived by this kid. I have to say, his acting skills are just good. Well~ he got the true teachings of the little female." Haha couldn't help but complain.

Shu Yang gave him a sharp look. Ha, just to save his face, he didn't dare to yell anymore.

Looking at the people in front of him who were fooled by him, Shu Yang remained calm and his heart was not beating. He completely forgot that he was fooled by Shi Erye and handed over the mental damage.

"Oh my goodness! He's just a kid from a big city. He speaks differently. Uh... I just can't understand him." Hua's father thought.

"If you want something, just say it directly. Why are you beating around the bush here?" Cao only dared to complain in his heart. He didn't even dare to raise his head.

"Phew~ Fortunately, it seems that the madam is fine. Otherwise, with the snake beast's vengeful nature, it won't be as simple as simply paying compensation." Ni, Ba and Feng thought.

"Um! Um! Um~" Hua was speechless and could only stare angrily and struggle.

The matter was resolved, and Hua's father quickly took Hua away. While retreating, he also promised that he would definitely pay Shu Yang a "mental damages fee" that would satisfy him.

Ba also thanked Shu Yang and promised that he would deal with the matter seriously when he got home. He promised to give him a satisfactory answer, and then he dragged away Cao, who was too frightened to speak, like dragging away prey.

Ni and Feng looked at each other and realized that today was not the right time to visit the lady, so they decided to come another day and said goodbye.