My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

The tiger tribe's young master knows whether he has any chance or not once he makes a move. Ever since Ming and Shu Yang had a friendly exchange, the little fat snake has been coiling obediently. Ming was afraid that he would be bored, so he kindly released Haha, who also had a middle school dream, and gave it to him. It turned out to be a wise move. In just a few days, the two of them were able to communicate fluently. This cross-species friendship is really touching!

"Aoao~Aowu~" "Let go, let go, don't move my elbow, believe it or not, I will give you an elbow and turn you into a pig head." Haha, the Wolf King was not polite at all to the stupid teammates that Ming found for him.

"No! Spit out the snacks my sister made for me! Spit them out~ Oh my~ Thief! Thief wolf! Pickpocket!..." The thin and beautiful boy, in front of the big wolf king, was so small that he looked too slender and petite. But Shu Yang was not a pushover. When he couldn't pinch the wolf's neck, he held its paws and refused to let go.

"Awoo~Awoo~Awoo~Awoo~~" "What do you mean yours? They are all mine. Yours is mine, and mine is still mine! Have you forgotten your dream? In the future, we will be companions in the mortal world and bravely explore the world. The only thing missing is that we will become sworn brothers under the moon. What's wrong with me eating some snacks? Besides, those snacks are not yours. You can't keep money that you get for free. I'm doing this for your own good! I'm helping you avoid disaster..."

"Ouch!" "It hurts! You're still kissing me? What's the point of our friendship?"

"Hehe~ Bah! Bah! Bah! I am so unlucky!" Shu Yang spat out a mouthful of wolf hair. "How many years have you not showered? Your hair has all gone bad!" Shu Yang expressed his disgust. "To accompany you in this world? It was because I was new here, young and ignorant, that I fell for your trick. Today, oh no! Right now, I am going to sever my ties with you. From now on, you cross your single-plank bridge, and I walk my sunny path. If I continue to hang out with you, you might make snake soup for me one day."

"Awoo~Awoo~Awoo~Awoo~" "Oh~My friend, think twice~! How can you blame me for everything? You did nothing wrong? It was you who took out the snacks and shared them with me. I ate a little more, is it worth you getting angry? Stingy! Penis-saver! Besides, why should I cross the single-plank bridge? Can't I walk on the sunny path? You are so disrespectful to the elderly and the young..."

"Ah~~~~" Shu Yang covered his ears, not wanting to listen to the wolf's sophistry anymore. He finally understood why the black-hearted tiger would find friends for him. What a vengeful, sinister, and treacherous black-hearted tiger!

A snake and a wolf, they fought back and forth, it was like a battle between masters. From the initial verbal attack, to the subsequent plucking of hair and spitting. Strategic attacks emerged one after another. For a while, it was very lively.

"Ah~! It's true that birds of a feather flock together. You've thought of it carefully. Look at those two, they are getting along so happily!" Shi Erye, who was resting in the distance, said to Ming.

"Well, they get along quite well. We won't go and disturb them! We haven't been able to get along well these days~ Let's go into the tent!" Ming got angry when he mentioned this. He came to the North thinking of having a honeymoon with Ye. Who would have thought that Ye was either dragged by his mother to go shopping or to help with research. Well, no more research, here comes another dog-skin plaster. I was looking forward to going home with great difficulty. Who would have thought that he would stick so tightly that I couldn't get rid of him. Ming was so angry that he wanted to scold L. Fortunately, it takes a thousand days to raise an army and only one day to use it. Release it at the right time, haha. A big problem was easily solved! Haha, it's really "haha...haha...ah!"

"Oh~ We are an old married couple~ You should pay attention to your image~" Shi Erye glanced around, fortunately there was no one around. She looked at the big tiger in front of her, looking at her with a smile in his eyes, and knew that he had bad intentions. "Tell me, what did you want to do in the tent? You deliberately hunted a big-horned beast for dinner? And you sent everyone away? And you smiled at me with a lewd look..." Shi Erye looked at Ming with a look that said, "Don't think I don't know."

"Ah yeah?" "Do I have so many thoughts?" Facing Shi Erye's questioning, he was a little unconfident. He actually wanted to say that he really didn't think so much, he just saw Shi Erye, who was pregnant, and wanted to take her to rest early. Of course, it is undeniable that he also really wanted to be alone with Ye. But it is true that society is very simple, but people are complicated!

"No?" Shi Erye asked doubtfully.

"Is there? Or no?" Ming couldn't decide which answer would satisfy Shi Erye. A man in love would have his IQ drop to zero.

"Is there? You don't even know it yourself! Humph! What an idiot!" Shi Erye was angrily and crawled into the tent behind him.

Still struggling, Ming didn't dare to say or ask any more. He quickly followed and crawled in. "Hey~ Hey~ Ye! I'll warm the bed for you and your baby!" I have to make up for it quickly. Ming thought to himself.

"You are such a blockhead! You are still warming the bed in such hot weather? Do you want to heat me to death?" Shi Erye turned his head away and didn't look at him.

Uh... well, the stick has been upgraded to a block of wood. It's a bad start. "Then I'll tell Ye a story!" Well, a relatively conservative answer, it shouldn't be a bad answer.

"Stories? Do you think I'm a kid? Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! You're telling me stories under the guise of telling me stories. I feel sorry for the kid, who is bored in her mother's belly!" Shi Erye touched his belly and patted Kai Ming's paw.

"Ah~!..." If you encounter a pregnant woman, even a groundhog would scream! Our poor Hu Hu. Blinking his dog eyes, "I know I am stupid and Ye doesn't like me. I have changed. Don't be angry, Ye, don't get sick. I will go out and keep watch, so as not to bother Ye. If Ye doesn't like me anymore, I will..."

"Shut up!" Shi Erye turned around and covered his mouth. Looking at Ming's pitiful appearance, Shi Erye knew that Ming was used to pretending to be pitiful to win his sympathy. But he still couldn't help but care about him in his heart.

"Why are you going out? To join Haha and Fat Snake in the Three Heroes of Peach Garden? Don't you want to live a life with a wife, children and a warm bed? Humph!" After saying that, without even looking at him, she moved to a nest to the side and lay down.

"I will spend the night with Ye only!" Knowing that Shi Erye was trying to find a way out for himself, he quickly lay down behind her, hugged her body, protected her, and fell asleep together.

Sure enough, sometimes, you have to take the green tea path. Although it is hypocritical, it is useful!