My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

"Ah-chu~ Why did I hear that green tea bitch's voice? It must be an illusion." Erye, who was spreading hay and animal skins in the tent, sneezed and muttered.

At this time, Yue, who was outside helping Ya set up the tent, was stunned when she saw Shu Yang running towards her.

The animal skins in his hands fell to the ground. Yue rubbed his eyes in disbelief. Huh? Shu Yang? Look again! That's right! It's the little male beast. How did he catch up? You know, it takes two more days for an orc without wings to bypass the Yuan River. And this kid was still in Yuefu yesterday, eating and drinking for free!

"Hi~! Hello, Auntie!" Shu Yang smiled like a morning glory and greeted Yue. He then looked to the side, and saw Ya who was equally incredulous. "Hello, Second Uncle." He greeted her indifferently.

"Aunt, are you seeing Sister Ye and Brother Ming?" Shu Yang was a little unhappy because he still hadn't seen the people he wanted to see.

"Oh! Ming went hunting. Ye is packing up the tent." In order to prevent Wei and Ya from taking everyone to death, Yue specially arranged for Ming to go hunting.

"Oh!" Looking at the tent not far behind Yue, Shu Yang smiled like an aunt. "Then I'll go see Sister Ye, you guys get busy first!" As he said that, he walked towards Shi Erye's tent.

"Looking for a friend. I found a good friend, saluted, shook hands, you are mine..." Shi Erye was like a hardworking little bee, humming a song. His hands were busy and humming. He tried his best to make his and Ming's den more comfortable.

"Sister!~~~~" Hearing the familiar voice in the tent, Shu Yang couldn't help but feel happy. He gently opened the animal skin curtain and greeted the petite person inside.

"Smile and nod, you are mine... Oh my god! My mother..." When Erye turned around, she was shocked. It was a challenge to the upper limit of her tolerance.

"Oh my god! Why are you here?" Shi Erye was stunned. Who can tell her when this guy caught up with her?

"Well~... You and Ming took the opportunity to slip away without telling me. Luckily, I was smart and hid among the tiger herd in advance and followed them across the Yuan River. Hehehe... Don't even think about getting rid of me!" Shu Yang said proudly.

"Save me, save me..." Shi Erye only felt his head buzzing.

"Sister, are you surprised? By the way, what song did you sing just now? It was so beautiful. My father's canary doesn't have such a clear and pleasant voice as yours! Please teach me, sister. The lyrics you sang, do you want to be friends with me? So, sister, you like me! I'm so happy! Sister, let me help you clean up! Sister, it's really too much to ask you to clean up by yourself. Unlike me, I will only feel sorry for you~~..."

"Sister~sister..." Shi Erye only felt that her sister was circling around her head. "Ah~~" Now it was better. The headache was gone, but she felt even more dizzy. Who would sew up the mouth of this noisy parrot? She had had enough! She had never seen a grown man with such a sissy mouth.

"Shu Yang, have you ever thought that your father's pet is not a canary, but a parrot?" Shi Erye suspected that Shu Yang's true form was not a monkey, but a talkative parrot. He was noisy and conceited like a parrot. Anyway, he was not a good bird.

"No! My father won't raise that kind of stupid bird. It chirps all day long and the sound is very unpleasant. Of course we have to raise a beautiful canary! At the very least, it's a flower bird." Shu Yang answered seriously.

"Oh~ You know, it would be annoying if you chatter all day long? I have never seen you keep silent." Shi Erye looked at him and said jokingly.

"Wow~~...Sister, you are really talking nonsense! Don't I say so much and do so much every day just to make you happy? Now, sister, do you dislike me? Humph! When you need me, I sing like a good friend. When you don't need me, I am just a chatterbox! Oh, oh, oh..."

"Hey~ Hey~ Stop it! When did I admit that we are good friends? Besides, when have you ever talked more and done more? Shouldn't you be the one who eats more? With your appetite, it's already as high as Haha! If I don't stay away, you two will eat me to death!" Shi Erye complained.

"Just now, you said I was your good friend." Shu Yang looked at Shi Erye with his big watery eyes, trying to prove how important he was in her heart.

"Huh~~Alright!" Shi Erye was really convinced. "Then there's another line at the end, that line is for you." Shi Erye said.

"Oh?! What is it? Is it, good friends forever?" Shu Yang licked his face, added the lyrics himself, and started singing.

"No! It's goodbye!" Shi Erye poured cold water on him mercilessly.

"Wow~ My heart is broken! I..."

"If you don't want your people to be killed, get out of here!" Ming, who had just returned from hunting, heard that this guy had followed him. He hurriedly looked towards his own tent. Sure enough, he saw a bunch of annoying guys blocking the outside of the tent, and he was so angry!

"Hey! The savior is back!" Shi Erye became full of energy.

"Ming~you're back?" Shi Erye said, pushing Shu Yang, who was blocking his way, to squat.

What's even more heartbreaking is that Ming stepped forward and pushed him away, fearing that he would block Shi Erye.

"I'm back! I brought you Pigmon and Gigglemon. I also picked some of your favorite vegetables and fruits. They're at mother's place. Come on, I'll take you to see them."

The two of them were full of affection, not caring about Shu Yang's feelings at all.

"Hey! Don't you care about my life or death? You are so cruel! After all, I am your brother, blood is thicker than water, God, look at what you have done? You left me, a weak and helpless little orc, to be looked down upon and starve to death..." Shu Yang still maintained the posture of being pushed down, too lazy to move. While pretending to cry, he slapped his thighs and listed the crimes of the two people in a rapid-fire manner. From time to time, he secretly glanced at the two people with the corner of his eyes.

"Okay, Master, please stop chanting. My head hurts so much, ouch~" Shi Erye stroked his forehead and finally understood the pain that Sun Wukong was feeling.

"Shut up!" Ming was much more straightforward. His eyes shone coldly at the "slippery snake" on the ground. "If you don't want to be beaten, come and help quickly." Ming ordered coldly.

There is always a way out. Just now, Shu Yang, who was dying, got up quickly. His waist and legs were no longer sore, and he had more energy to work.

Seeing Shu Yang's good performance, Mingcai put away his sandbag-sized tiger fist.

Shi Erye's mouth twitched. It was just one word, "cheap!" Ah. It really fits the famous saying. Violence is not the best way to solve a problem, but it is definitely the most direct and effective way to solve a problem. Similarly, between Ming and Shu Yang, if they can solve it with tiger fists, they will never talk about it. Although violence cannot solve the problem all at once, it can definitely make the idiot listen to the problem.