My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

Chapter 66: Surprise! Green Tea is pregnant?

The steaming hot roasted meat is cut into small pieces, with fat and lean meat, golden and fragrant on the surface. It is sprinkled with secret spices, and the appearance is comparable to the skewers sold in modern night markets.

"Come on, come on! Help yourself! If it's not enough, grill more. Barbecue is enough for you to eat!" Yue greeted everyone generously.

The meat is plump and crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and it is delicious.

"Yeah! That's great!"

"good to eat!"

"Yue'er is really amazing. She found such a delicious barbecue restaurant!"

"Yes! Yes! Mother is the best!"

"Oh, stop praising me. Eat it while it's hot!"

"It smells so good! Miss, please give me a bite!"

"Huh?!" The sudden interruption of the voice startled everyone.

"Who is talking?" Yue looked at everyone and asked. Was she hallucinating just now?

Several people stopped what they were doing, not daring to chew the barbecue in their mouths, and looked around carefully.

"It's me! Miss! Shuyang~"

This time, everyone heard it clearly and looked in the direction of the sound. A half-body beastman with disheveled hair emerged from the dog hole at the foot of the wall. He was trying to get out, twisting his body.

When Shi Erye heard this voice, he was completely sick! This guy is really born in the year of the dog. He smelled the smell and crawled out of the dog hole. Good thing it was not midnight. Otherwise, he would have been like Sadako climbing the wall in a minute. It was really scary!

Just as he was thinking, Shu Yang finally squeezed out of the dog hole! He did not forget to tidy up his appearance before introducing himself to everyone with a smile. "Hello uncles and sisters! My name is Shu Yang, my brother and sister's friend! Can I sit down and have some barbecue with you? I'm really hungry! I haven't eaten for two days! I won't eat for nothing, I have beast coins!" As he said, he took out a big gold beast coin. The deer looked at Shi Erye and Yue with watery eyes. His expression was pitiful. His voice was sweet.

"Hey~ Whose little male cub is this? He's not even an adult yet, is he? If he's a friend of Ye and Ming, come and sit down. Come! Sit with your uncle." Yue had no resistance to the cute little beasts. Pointing to the empty seat next to Wei and Ya, he invited him to sit down. Shi Erye wanted to stop him, but it was too late.

"Thank you, sister! You are so beautiful! You are a million times prettier than my stepmothers!" Shu Yang praised Yue freely and made exaggerated gestures with his hands!

"Hahaha~..." "Oh~ You're so sweet! But you have to call me aunt." Yue was overjoyed by the compliment. Pointing at Wei and Ya who were sitting next to Shu Yang, she said: "Then, these two are my male husbands!" She also pointed at Ming and Shi Erye and said: "Your brother Ming and sister Ye are my beast cubs."

"Wow~sister, oh no! Auntie is so young! She doesn't look like a mother with animal cubs at all. I thought you were of the same generation as my sister! My sister is one year older than me, and in a few months, she will be an adult." Shu Yang said innocently.

"Oh~ No way, thank you for your compliment! Haha..." Yue laughed and kept picking up meat for Shu Yang with her hands.

Looking at the two people chatting enthusiastically, Ya poked Wei with his elbow. "Why do I feel that there is something strange about this boy?"

Without giving him a look, he said, "It's not simple."

"Yeah, you think so too!" Ya said, poking Ming again. "Hey, Ming, how did you meet this friend? It doesn't seem like your style of making friends!"

Ming showed an expression that was hard to describe. "It's a love rival!"

"Grass!" It turned out to be a poacher. Ya cursed out loud.

Yue looked at him. "What?"

"Uh... hehe... it's okay. I burned my mouth on the barbecue." Ya touched his head and smiled foolishly at the moon.

Yue showed him a speechless expression. "Really? Can you bite your tongue while eating meat? Can't you blow it for a while? You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry!" She complained. But she took out the barbecue, blew it, and handed it to Yahewei. "Here! Eat slowly, don't choke."

The two of them happily took the skewers, forgetting about Shu Yang in front of them.

"Burp~" Erye felt full even though he hadn't eaten much. He was too full from eating dog food!

"Sister! You eat too!" Shu Yang picked out the skewers and handed them to Shi Erye who was sitting opposite him. He simply ignored Ming's cold gaze.

"No! I'm full!" Shi Erye refused cleanly and neatly.

"Ah? You haven't eaten much, so why are you full?" The poor little sheep came online.

"Because I'm pregnant! The baby in my belly is small and my appetite is small." Shi Erye didn't buy his nonsense.

Shu Yang stared at Shi Erye with his eyes wide open, and at her belly under her fluffy skirt. "Are you pregnant?" He looked incredulous.

Ming looked at it and felt so happy and relieved! In his heart, "Oh, oh, oh... Ye still loves me and doesn't let me suffer any grievances! She helped me clear my name! I love her so much!" He looked at Shi Erye with satisfaction and sweetness.

"Wow, that's really great! I've never seen a baby in a belly before! I'm my father's youngest baby. It's said that after he had me, he got too old and couldn't have children anymore. For many years, he hasn't given me any brothers or sisters!"

"Uh...eh..." Why do these words sound awkward and wrong?

"Sister, was it hard for you to be pregnant? Did your brother take good care of you?"

Before Erye could think about it, Yang on the other side was unable to produce any ivory.

Ming really wanted to poke the green tea bitch across from him and make him silent. Even meat couldn't stop him from talking.

Shi Erye held his hand and patted it soothingly. The gentle touch made Ming feel happy and he continued to remain silent.

"My brother is the best to me!" Shi Erye recalled how good Ming was to her. She continued, "I have the best husband in the world! He hunts for me, picks fruits for me, buys me nice clothes, sends me beautiful flowers, and even prepares three meals a day and eats with me..."

Listening to Shi Erye's endless praise, Ming was so moved that he wanted to cry! With red eyes, he looked at Shi Erye. This is the partner he wants to protect for the rest of his life!

Yue, Wei, and Ya, without realizing it, moved closer together. How happy and sweet! The air was filled with the breath of spring!

"Ahaha~ It turns out that pregnancy has so many benefits! No one told me!" Shu Yang listened to Shi Erye's detailed account and felt that he had missed out on hundreds of millions.

"Ah yeah?" Why is this kid's brain circuit like this? Shouldn't he be moved and cuddled like everyone else? What's with this indignant expression?

"Even when she's pregnant, do you have to consider the feelings of the pregnant woman?" Shu Yang asked, hugging his arms.

"Uh, yes..." Everyone was confused.

"After I get pregnant, I can eat delicious food, go shopping, play, I won't be beaten or scolded, I won't make him cry, and I don't have to study! ... Oh my God! This is simply great!"

"Well... in theory, that's it!" Everyone looked at the excited beast cub. They didn't understand why he was so happy.

"Woo! I have a good idea!" Shu Yang cheered, holding a skewer of meat in his hand!

"Oh? Do you have any good ideas? Tell me!" Another unfamiliar voice interrupted, and this time there was no need to look for it. It was obvious that the person standing behind Shu Yang was... Apollo?

An image similar to that of the young man emerged in Shi Erye's mind. How wild! The man was tall and handsome, with a wild beauty that could not be suppressed.

Shu Yang turned his head mechanically. "Brother!..."

"Hmm?" This wild man is actually the brother of this little milk dog? Hmm~~ It's true that the nine sons of a dragon are all different! Shi Erye complained in his heart.

"Hello! I am this boy's brother, Shuke. Nice to meet you. Sorry for bothering you!" The man greeted politely.

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing how to respond.

"Ahem! Um~ Hello Shuke, I'm Beta." Shi Erye blurted out. He regretted it right after he finished speaking. He didn't use his brain to speak. It was really the anime characters that messed things up. The lines were too familiar.

"Uh~ I mean, I'm the female gangster your brother is chasing after, we're not familiar with each other!" Oops! Shi Erye slapped his mouth. Damn it, I forgot to bring my brain when I went out today. Next time, I have to check the almanac before going out. Teacher Shi's reputation! Woo woo woo...

"Uh~ hehe~ meeting is fate! Thank you for hosting my brother. We will be friends from now on! Haha..." Shuke spoke at the right time to ease the awkward atmosphere.

"Then I won't disturb you while you're eating! Shopkeeper!" shouted the old orc who was still standing outside the straw hut, watching the show.

When Shuke called his name, the old orc hurried over. "My lord, what do you want me to do?" the old orc said, bowing his body.

"Your barbecue is good. Come again next time." As he said that, he took out a large piece of golden beast coin and threw it into the old orc's arms.

"This...this..." The old orc held the gold coins, at a loss.

"Please keep it! Master Shu, I am satisfied with your craftsmanship!" Yue said to the old orc. She winked at him and the old orc withdrew.

Yue Ke understood that Shuke seemed approachable on the surface, but he was actually very aloof. He really had his eyes on the top of his head. If he didn't look at his feet, he might fall flat on his face one day. Go away! Go away! Don't bother me here.

When I made the two slips of the tongue, Erye lowered his head and ate his meal. He had the same thought as Yue: Get out of here, get out of here. I was not embarrassed, but others were.

Shu Yang was picked up by the scruff of his neck and struggled desperately. "Ah~ Let me go! Let go! I don't want to go back. I haven't done anything chivalrous yet, I haven't fought for justice, I haven't had enough to eat and play... I won't go with you! Ah~ Brother and sister, save me! ~"

The two people who were called were feeding each other barbecue. In response to Shu Yang's call for help, they just threw a gloating, helpless expression.

The hope in Shu Yang's eyes died out, and then the flames of anger started burning again.

Okay, you forced me to do this. Shu Yang held her and raised her big hand. "I won't go back, you can't do this to me! No!"

"Oh? Why not? I think it's quite good for you. Otherwise, I'll carry you and pour out all the water in your head."

"Wow~ You bad brother! You can't do this to me! I'm pregnant!"

“Crack~” Is that the sound of moral integrity being shattered?

The whole world is quiet! Feeding each other, the duo's barbecue fell.

The whole place was in complete silence! In Shi Erye's heart, he even heard the scream of a groundhog! "Ah~~~~"

"What?" Shuke asked through gritted teeth, veins throbbing on his forehead.

Seeing him stop dragging, Shu Yang thought she had escaped. Her eyes rolled around. "Well! I'm pregnant, so you should be more polite to me in the future, do you hear me?" Shu Yang said to Shu Ke without any politeness.

Shu Ke pressed his forehead! "Okay, I understand." Then he dragged Shu Yang out.

"Hey~hey! Don't you understand? Why are you still pulling me so hard? Why don't you let me go? Why aren't you nice to me? I'm pregnant!" Shu Yang refused to give up and kept bargaining.

"Shut up! Go home now and find the witch doctor to give you an abortion!" Shu Ke felt so embarrassed that he just wanted to leave here as soon as possible. He couldn't stand it anymore and yelled at Shu Yang.

"Wuuuuuu~ You have such a cruel heart..." Shu Yang's cursing came from a distance.

“Um...that’s it~this is even more exciting than the beast show!” Hehehe...Yue said.

"Ok!"

"I didn't expect that kid to develop a new function?"

"Ahhh..." A row of crows flew by.

"Heh..." The dog-skin plaster was finally thrown off. Ming and Shi Erye looked at each other sweetly.

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