My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

Chapter 57 Playing with Dirty Bun

The next morning, at the bank of Yuan River, three teams of people were ready to go. They were about to set off without doing a thorough inventory.

Turning around, two dirty guys with bruised faces and noses came up to me.

"Oh my~ Didn't you two wash yourself clean yesterday? You scared me to death!" Ya dodged and stopped them from coming up to make trouble. Last night, Yue was angry with him because of the two of them. It took a lot of effort to coax the tigress at home. But he didn't want to cause trouble again, so he ran away~ Go find Yue!

Wei also stepped back a few steps, keeping a safe distance, "Why are you two here if you don't want to cross the river?"

"Hehe...old brother~" Yao bared his big white teeth and looked at Wei ingratiatingly.

"Stop! Who are you calling old? You old cucumber with green paint, your beard is longer than my hair, how dare you open your mouth?" Wei looked like, don't get close to me.

"Uh..." Yao, who was being scolded, looked indignantly at Hei, who was laughing at him from the side.

Receiving Yao's gaze, Hei hurriedly came up to smooth things over. "Ahem... Tiger Chief~ Don't say that~ We are all friendly neighbors. We should help when necessary and help when necessary. Right? Look, we have been badly injured in the battle with the snake beast, so we thought of you, Tiger Chief, who is willing to help, so we can help us cross the river!" Hei said to Wei in a flattering manner.

"Oh? How can I help? Tell me about it?" Really, these two people are the ones who will do anything if there is no benefit! They look like the ones who have been taken advantage of?

"Hehe...it's actually nothing! You have wings, so crossing the round river is a piece of cake for you. It's hard for us wingless beasts. Alas! Now that I'm seriously injured, it's a little difficult for me to cross the river. Why not let your warriors give us a ride! It's really the best of both worlds!" Hei thought he had come up with a good idea, and said to the two of them proudly.

"Yeah! Good idea!" Yao also agreed.

Damn it, the abacus beads are hitting my face. I couldn't help but curse my father. "Oh? But my warriors are carrying a lot of goods, I'm afraid we can't..."

"Hey, hey, it's okay. It doesn't matter. We don't mind. Just squeeze in!" Yao said hurriedly, fearing that Wei would not agree.

Heiye nodded and said, "I don't mind! I don't mind!"

Looking at the dirty bag in front of him, who was poisoned by the snake, he had no doubt that the snake poison had damaged their brains. He shouldn't have rescued Ya yesterday, and let them turn into snake feces! That's it! He suppressed his anger and thought of a way to get rid of them. "This is a serious matter. I will go to discuss it with my fellow tribesmen." He said, without looking at the two troubled things. He walked straight to the team.

"Okay, okay! Thank you, Tiger Chief~" Yao waved his hands and shouted.

"Hehe...my way is better. It's easy to catch the tailwind beast and go straight to the Beast City!" Yao said to Hei proudly.

"Yeah! That's good. When we get to the Beast City, we can conserve our energy and sell the goods as soon as possible while the tiger tribe is resting. In exchange for more salt, haha..."

The two beasts in human form were discussing their plans with great pride and daydreaming!

"How ridiculous! They are so shameless, thicker than Qingling Mountain!" Yue was so angry after hearing Wei's retelling that she wanted to go into battle right there and scold these two shameless people.

Shi Erye also stood up and held Yue's arm, "Mom, I'll go with you!" As the saying goes, when the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law go into battle, how can she be missing?

Yue was touched, looking at the pregnant woman Shi Erye! "You are really a good boy to your mother. You three are just eating and drinking! Why don't you lead the way in front!" She turned around and looked at the three beasts, dissatisfied with their performance.

"Hey, my dear Yueliang, I didn't agree to them! It's better to get rid of them. Why bother with them and waste time? We still have a lot of things to do. When we get to Beast City, arrange for the tribesmen, so that I can accompany you to see your father. Don't you miss him and see your granddaughter-in-law as soon as possible?" Wei put his arm around Yue's shoulders. Chongming winked.

Ming understood and hugged Shi Erye in his arms, "Don't be angry, you've become a petty person. I feel like my stomach is getting big. Let's ignore them. Think about it, if we don't take them with us and go to the Beast City first, they still have to go through so much hardship to cross the river. Aren't they happy?"

"Go to hell! How can your stomach be so big? You are the angry one!" Shi Erye said while hitting Ming's chest.

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that the two tigresses at home had calmed down.

The warriors were not ordered to get ready. "Listen to my orders. After takeoff, no one is allowed to stop. Fly across the Round River in one breath! Don't pay attention to what's happening on the ground. Do you hear me?"

"I heard it!" came a decisive answer.

"Are you ready?" Seeing that the tribesmen were ready, they did not look at Ming and Ya. The two nodded in response.

"Okay! Take off!" With the command, the wings flapped, and the powerful propulsion, like a high-efficiency engine, instantly took the tiger warriors carrying the cargo to high altitude.

"Hey! Hey! Forget! Forget! We are still here!" Yao was stunned when he saw the beasts suddenly take off. He waved his hands and shouted.

"It's over! It's over! Wei, this black-hearted tiger, didn't even want to take us with him!" Hei said angrily.

Yao also reacted, and angrily let out a "Hedong Lion Roar" and jumped and cursed on the riverbank!

Yue and Shi lay on their partners' backs at night, looking at the frustrated Hei and Yao by the river, and laughed happily!

"Haha... I still have no solution! Look how angry those two old guys are! Humph! They are taking advantage of me. They don't even ask about my reputation as the Queen of Beast City! Bah! Wei has done a good job. I will give you a chicken leg when I go back!" Yue said happily, touching Wei's tiger head.

"Huh? What's the point of adding chicken legs?" he asked without confusion. Ever since Yue and Ye got together, the words in his mind were not enough.

"I've seen that every time Haha makes Ye happy, Ye will touch his head and say this! He must be happy! I'll say this when you do something that makes me happy!" Yue explained.

"Uh..." Wei was full of black lines on his face. Although he said that, he still felt that something was wrong. "Forget about adding chicken legs. Wait until tonight, Yue will give me jade legs!" Wei refused the temptation of chicken legs.

"Ah~ Wei! How did you become like Ya!" Yue's face slightly flushed, and she patted Wei's tiger head and said.

"What do you want with me?" Ya, who was standing next to him, heard his name and flew over to join in the fun.

"As frivolous as you! Just focus on your journey, it's okay, stop talking nonsense..." Yue rolled her eyes at him.

"Wow, wow, wow...why, I'm always the one who gets hurt!"

In the back, Shi Erye, who was lying on Ming's back, also laughed heartily. "Haha... did you see that? Those two dirty guys looked so stupid! They deserved it! They had evil ideas and came to our house. If they weren't in trouble, who would be? Don't you see who I am, Boss Shi? I've been to the Ximenkou Vegetable Market and I've never met an opponent! You want to steal even a single green onion from me? No way!"

"Yeah! Our baby is the best! With Ye here, no one dares to bully us!" Ming Shi said flatteringly.

"Haha... keep a low profile... it's not as good as you say. Thanks to you for giving me courage behind me!" Shi Erye was in a good mood and laughed.

"Ye, you are still too modest. How can those two shameless dirty guys be able to defeat you? With just a little move from Ye, they will be crushed to pieces in the second! I..."

"Stop! If you can't speak, don't force yourself to praise me! What do you mean, they are thick-skinned and can't beat me?" Shi Erye felt choked. He seriously suspected that this scheming tiger was implying something about him.

Oops, the flattery hit the horse's hoof. The big tiger, sweating profusely, dared not say a word and flew forward with its head down.

"Why don't you speak? Are you feeling very proud?" Shi Erye asked unwillingly when he saw Ming was silent.

"No, I dare not! It was Ye who told me not to speak." Ming answered conservatively based on the principle that the more you talk, the more mistakes you make.

"Oh! I told you not to say it, but you didn't say it? Are you so obedient? Then I told you to stop, why didn't you stop... Oh my God, I was so angry that I said nothing I should have said..." Shi Erye covered his head and sighed.

"Ye~" Ming called weakly.

"Shut up! Look at the road and fly forward!"

"Oh~" Ming was scolded! Oh! I am always the one who gets hurt~

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