My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

After days of running around and working hard, the whole family had a fulfilling and happy life. Not to mention, they were fed with delicious food at night, so they didn't lose weight, but gained some weight!

This also made Shi Erye understand that the satisfaction that grandma felt from raising pigs in her hometown... was... quite a sense of accomplishment, hehe...

Haha, Wolf King, ever since the swelling on his pig's head went down, he has been parading around the village in various poses, attracting attention.

At first, there were some orcs who didn't know what they were doing and provoked it. But after being stepped on and rubbed by it, they no longer dared to act presumptuously.

Big Wolf's inner thoughts: Little guy~ I can't beat the love-brained tiger, can I beat you guys? The frustration I experienced with Ming finally came back.

Yes, in the eyes of the wolf king, Ming was in the late stage of love brain. He wanted to have a long talk with Ming, "Brothers are like limbs, and females are like clothes. We two brothers should travel the world with swords and rush through the nine continents. How can a real man live under someone else for long!..." "Awoo awoo awoo awoo awoo..."

Mingliang showed his tiger claws, "I think you are a little silly, crazy and crazy, going to the end of the world, do you want to go to the end of the world by yourself, or should I take you there?"

"Awoo~" "Goodbye!" "Awoo awoo~" "A rotten tree cannot be carved~" and ran away in a flash!

"Hey? I seemed to hear a haha ​​sound?" Shi Erye said.

"Well! He ran out to find a female beast." Ming said seriously.

"Ah~ sss~ I knew it was a big pervert. Look at it. Ever since the swelling on its face went down, it's been like a big rooster, calling friends everywhere, flirting and posing..."

"Hmm~"

"What's wrong?" I found that Big Tiger didn't like to talk much anymore. Could it be menopause... Ugh! Could it be the rebellious period?

Teenagers, problem children psychology? I haven't studied it either... so what's the point of talking about it...

Shi Erye was still worried about Ming's mental health, but the tiger claws had already wrapped around her slender waist.

"Ye~ You haven't been close to me for a long time~" said the big tiger aggrievedly.

"Uh... what... haha..."

"It's gone wild!"

Who cares? I was just laughing, didn't you hear that?

"Mom said, come over for dinner later..."

"It's night!"

"It's broad daylight, in a clear and bright place..."

"We are not doing anything shameful!"

It makes sense! When all other reasons are overturned, it is best to just go with the flow.

Life was stress-free and harmonious, which made Shi Erye, um... healthier and plumper than before. It is said that to capture a male's heart, you have to capture his stomach. It is undeniable that under Ye's feeding, Ming took all the "food" she threw at him. He took it all, flesh, blood and soul, and he wanted to possess them all!

The peach blossoms contain the rain, and the willows are green waiting for the spring smoke. Climbing the peaks and valleys in the house, reaching the peak, the spring is full of vitality... When the wind calms and the rain passes, everything returns to peace.

The sun was setting in the west, and the sunset glowed in the sky. The grass and trees were bathed in the evening breeze. The two people who had rested well, holding hands, walked along the forest path to the clan leader's house.

At this time, the big bamboo table in the clan leader's house was filled with food. Fried dried fish, steamed eggs, dried meat, oil residue, cold-mixed scallion, bighead carp soup... and various wild fruits. In the middle of the table, Yue also carefully arranged a bunch of flowers and inserted them in a bamboo tube.

"Okay, it's done!" Yue Qing checked the dishes and tableware. After confirming that everything was in order, she said to Wei and Ya, "I've prepared everything here. You two, light up the oil lamps and put the chairs in place."

"Shall we light the lamp now? It's not dark yet?" Ya said, looking at the sky.

"Go quickly~ Is this a matter of day and night? Look at what you can do. Can the two holes on your face be seen at night? You don't understand romance at all!" After Yue said this, she ignored the two of them, walked out of the house, and went to see if Shi Erye and the others had come.

Ya lit the oil lamp and quietly moved to the side of Wei, who was arranging chairs. "Hey, you've only been out for a few days, and I don't understand what you're saying. Romance? What is romance? Can you eat it? Wei, have you seen it?"

Wei glanced at Ya and said, "I've never seen romance before, but I think you are quite romantic!" Then he ignored him and checked the quality of the placement. Well... very good, in a straight line. Yue must be satisfied.

The one being scolded stretched out his hand and pointed at Wei, "Hey~ Hey~ I'm talking to you Wei..."

"You guys are here? Come in quickly! Your fathers are already prepared in the house, just waiting for dinner to be served. Haha, why haven't you come?..."

Before Ya could finish his words, he was interrupted by Yue's voice outside the house. He immediately fell silent and dared not say another word.

The three of them entered the house and greeted Wei and Ya. Shi Erye was led by Yue to the table and sat down. Shi Erye wanted to get up and help serve the rice, but was held down by Yue. "Let them do it, we don't care. Let's try mother's cooking later. She learned it from you. She also added the seasoning you gave her. It smells so good!"

"As long as mother likes it! In a few days, I will make the upgraded seasoning package and send some to you." Shi Erye said.

"Upgraded version?" Yue asked

"Yeah! Yeah! A few days ago, when I was outside, I discovered some new foods. Some of them are suitable for making seasonings. I'm mixing them. Once the ideal flavor is achieved, they can be used. Some are for cooking soup, and some are for grilling meat. Oh, by the way! I also made mushroom meat sauce. I brought some for you." As he spoke, Shi Erye took out the gifts he brought.

Yue took the animal skin bag that Shi Erye handed over, opened it and saw several sealed bamboo tubes. She took one out, opened it and smelled it, and it had a strong mushroom smell. There was also a salty and fragrant meat smell in the middle. She couldn't wait to scoop out a spoonful with a spoon and tasted a little.

"Hmm! It smells so good and spicy. I like it very much! Thank you Ye!" Yue said happily.

"Oh~ Just come and bring a gift! I'm so embarrassed~" Before Ya put down the rice in his hand, he tilted his head and ate the remaining sauce on Yue's spoon.

After eating too much hot sauce at once, Ya felt like her mouth was on fire.

“Ah~ah~it’s so spicy…” Ya hissed as she felt the spiciness.

"Little father, eat some rice quickly. Sweet rice can relieve the spiciness." Shi Erye reminded.

After hearing this, Ya hurriedly took a few deep mouthfuls of rice and chewed it quickly. Hmm? The spicy feeling faded away. The fragrance that blended with the rice instantly came to his head.

Ya held the big bowl in front of Yue, smiled and said flatteringly, "Yue, give me a few spoonfuls!"

Yue Zhen was both angry and amused, but she still scooped a large spoonful for him. "Eat! Eat! Eat! I'm not afraid that it will hurt you!"

Ming and Wei, who had served the meal, came out and saw this scene. They smiled at each other and shook their heads.

Wei handed the meal to Yue, "Okay, eat and don't talk about him anymore."

Yue put away the animal skin bag, opened the mushroom meat sauce, and put it on the table. "This is what Ye made for us. It smells so good. You all should try it, but don't eat too much at once, otherwise..." She looked at the animal that was eating.

Yahong's mouth was swollen, "Or else be like me!"

"Puff~~" No wonder Ming has a cool and handsome face, but he doesn't have a cold and melancholy personality. This family atmosphere is so fun. It's not cold at all.

Ming picked up the dishes and handed them to Shi Erye. "Ye, eat!"

"Well, thank you~" Shi Erye took the bowl and said in Ming's ear.

"Okay, okay! Today is our family dinner! Be casual!" Yue picked up the bamboo cup, "Let's have a toast before we start eating!"

"Cheers!" Everyone raised their glasses.

"Ye, be casual, pick up whatever you like. Here, this bighead fish, it was you who taught me how to cook it. Your father caught a big one with few bones and tender meat. Try it." Yue said as she picked up a big piece of tender meat without bones on the belly of the fish and gave it to Shi Erye.

"Thank you, mother!" Shi Erye took the bowl. "Mom, I'll pick it up myself, you eat it too, ugh~~~~" Shi Erye couldn't help but dry heaving when he smelled the fishy smell in the bowl. He quickly dropped the bowl and chopsticks, ran outside, and vomited while holding his chest.

Ming hurried out with a cup of water, "Ye! Are you okay? Drink some water and rinse your mouth. I'll take you to find the witch doctor Ze right away." As he said that, he was about to pick up Shi Erye.

"No! No~ I don't want to be tossed around. I just need to rest for a while!" Shi Erye felt embarrassed looking at the people outside the house. It was a good family dinner. He was not like this on weekdays.

"Everyone, let's go back and have dinner. I'll go outside to get some fresh air and I'll be fine. Don't worry, I'm fine, really!" Shi Erye took a sip of water, suppressed the nausea in his heart and said.

Even though she said that, she still felt uneasy. Yue looked at Shi Erye's pale face and knew that she couldn't shake.

Then he said to Ming, "Go and invite the witch doctor Ze over. We will take care of Ye at home, don't worry!"

"Okay! I'll leave Ye to you, mother." After saying that, she helped Shi Erye to sit on the chair. She spread her wings and flew out.

"Ye, let me get you another glass of water." Yue said to Shi Erye with a distressed look.

"No need." Shi Erye held Yue's hand and said, "Don't worry. Just stay with me. I feel better."

"Okay." Yue sat down next to Shi Er, holding her shoulders and patting her back. "Don't worry, Ming will be able to bring the witch doctor Ze here soon. Everything will be fine."

"Hmm~" Shi Erye responded softly.

Wei and Ya behind him also looked worried. They exchanged glances, not knowing what to do. Due to their status, they could not step forward. They could only wait behind.

After a while, Ming returned to the yard with the medicine box in one hand and the witch doctor in the other. Seeing that Shi Erye closed his eyes and rested, his face looked better. He felt relieved.

The witch doctor Ze who was taken away. "Hey hey~ Hey hey~ Ming kid, put me down quickly, I can walk by myself! Walk by myself..."

Yue quickly stood up and said, "Master witch doctor, please help the little female. She suddenly vomited just now."

After being put down by Ming, witch doctor Ze did not neglect and hurried to Shi Erye's side. Shi Erye opened his eyes. "I'm sorry to trouble you, witch doctor."

"No trouble~ Don't worry, little female!" He looked at Shi Erye's eyes and tongue, and touched her forehead. Hmm? "Very healthy!" He put his hand on her wrist and took her pulse.

"Hmm? Eh! Oh~" The witch doctor Ze's expression changed several times, which scared several people in the yard.

"What's wrong with Ye? Ze, say something!" Mingchu stood behind the witch doctor Ze and asked anxiously.

The witch doctor Ze stood up and said, "It's okay! The little female is very healthy! She will be fine after vomiting." The witch doctor Ze got up and wanted to tease Ming. "Humph! I told you to grab me by the armpit and fly away. If the little female doesn't vomit, I will!"

What do you mean by vomiting? Is that human language? Ming resisted the urge to curse. "It's good to be healthy! But you can't vomit all the time. Master witch doctor, please help me think of a solution! Tomorrow, I will send you a long-horned beast! No! And a mooing beast!" Ming negotiated in a friendly manner.

Good boy! You are tempting me with a huge price. "Any solution? Uh... um..."

The witch doctor Ze saw Ming's face and became gloomy and scary. He hurriedly stopped while he was ahead. "Oh! The little female is pregnant with a cub, you are going to be a father! Prenatal education is very important, you can't hit people randomly." Ze, who was afraid of being beaten, quickly hid behind Wei.

"What!" Several voices sounded at the same time!

Ming's mind was full of thoughts! "Are you saying that Ye has a kid?"

The witch doctor Ze stuck his head out from behind the never-ending, nodded "Yes!" and then retracted it.

Ming was so happy. If there were no one around, he would have turned into a tiger and rolled around in the yard. But what the witch doctor Ze said was right, prenatal education was very important, and he had to be in front of the cubs. Kind and majestic...

Uh...if Shi Erye knew that he had such a contradictory and complicated mentality, he would only tell him that the witch doctor lied to him.

But the big tiger, overwhelmed with joy, didn't care about so much.

"Ye, did you hear that? We have a cub! Haha... I'm going to be the father, and you're going to be the mother! Blah blah blah..."

"I heard it! I'm happy! How could I not hear you when you're so loud?" Erye, who had come to his senses, was also very happy.

After coming back to their senses from the joy, they became a family of three, including the grandfather and grandmother. They finally felt relieved. It was difficult for females to get pregnant, and at first, they didn't even think about having a baby. Unexpectedly, they got pregnant after only two months of being together.

"Oh~ Beast God bless you, Beast God bless you." Yue put his hands together and said. He then told Wei to take out the thank you gift.

"Master Witch Doctor, thank you for coming all the way here. Please accept this small gift. I will need your care in the future!" Yue said.

The witch doctor Ze took the things without hesitation and picked up his medicine box. "Madam, you are too polite. Just tell me if you have anything to ask. I won't bother you anymore. Stop, no need to see me off!" He said, afraid of experiencing another human car crash again. He greased his feet and ran away.

Here, Shi Erye recovered. He didn't feel any discomfort. "I'm fine now, let's continue eating. It's not good to let everyone starve with me." He stood up and invited everyone to go into the house.

"Yes, yes, yes! You have a baby in your belly now, you can't be hungry. Go eat!" Yue said, then turned to the three of them and said, "Take the fish soup away. It has a strong fishy smell, so don't make it next time. Go and get a few more bowls of hot rice." As she spoke, she supported Shi Erye and walked into the house.

Seeing everyone being so cautious towards him, Shi Erye said, "Mom, I'm fine. You don't have to be so cautious."

"Hey~ You are still young, this is your first child, be careful, it's definitely right." Yue had completely forgotten that when she was pregnant with Ming, Wei and Ya just wanted to hold him in her arms every day. She also got angry and suppressed their over-caring behavior. But when it came to Shi Erye, she also joined in.

Hey! Thinking it was all for his own good, Shi Erye did not refute anything.

The hot rice and dishes were served after being reprocessed by the three of them. The family dinner at this moment was more relaxed and joyful than before! The new hope of this family will be born soon, how can people not be excited and excited!