My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

At night, I used stones to build a simple stove. I took out the ingredients. I washed them in the river nearby. I washed the rice and soaked it in a large bamboo basin. I chopped the meat and ginger and marinated them in a bamboo bowl with salt. I chopped the green onions, garlic, and mushrooms and beat the eggs in a bamboo bowl. It was simple, and the preparations were done.

Yue came over with a bunch of bamboo tubes. "Ye, can you see if these bamboo tubes can be used?"

Shi Erye took the bamboo tube and looked at it. Hmm! They were all long bamboo tubes from old bamboo. The fragrance of this kind of bamboo tube could blend better with the rice and could withstand the scorching of charcoal fire. "Mom, these bamboo tubes are perfect for making bamboo tube rice! Mom, help me watch the fire. I'll go wash the bamboo tubes."

"Okay, go ahead. I'll watch here." Yue sat on the stone beside the stove and moved the firewood into the stove.

After cleaning all the bamboo tubes, he turned around and saw that the fire was lit. "Okay! Mother, the charcoal is enough. Now we need to fry the seasonings and make bamboo tube rice. I just found some scallion by the river. They will be delicious when fried with eggs later!" Shi Erye took out the wild vegetables in his hand and boasted to Yue.

After discovering new food, Yue praised Ye's skill and took it from her. "What do you want to do with these wild vegetables? I'll do it." Yue said.

"They have all been washed at the riverside. Mom, help me cut them into several pieces and put them in a bamboo bowl." Shi Erye handed the Allium macrostemon to Yue to deal with.

Shi Erye took out the stone slab and preheated it on the stone stove. He melted the animal oil he had fried on the stone slab. He put the chopped seasonings and mushrooms on it and stir-fried them over high heat, adding salt to taste. He put the fried vegetables in a bowl. He put the marinated meat on the stone slab and slowly fried it. He mixed the fried meat and vegetables together.

Move the stone slab, stand up, and look at the soaked rice. If you can crush it with your fingers, it is soaked. Pour out the water, add some salt, and stir. When the fried vegetables are almost cold, pour them into the rice and stir evenly.

Put the mixed rice into the open bamboo tube and seal it with lotus leaves. When everything is done, put them into the burning charcoal fire one by one.

"Huh...it's done! Now we just have to wait for Ming to come back. We can fry some leek and eggs and eat!" Shi Erye said to Yue.

"Well! Ming, you should be back soon, right? I wonder if you caught the Gulp Beast?" Yue handed the chopped leek to Shi Erye, "Ye, is it okay to cut it like this?"

Shi Erye took it and put it together with the beaten egg. "It's cut to the right length. If mother hadn't told me, I would have forgotten that there is a big fat chicken! I'll prepare the seasonings first. If I bring it back tomorrow, I can start roasting it directly." As he said this, he went to prepare the seasonings for the beggar's chicken.

There is no cooking wine, it is night time, so I cut up some ginger slices to remove the fishy smell. I also added some mushrooms. Supplies are scarce, so I used whatever I could. Wash the lotus leaves. Next is the highlight, smoothing things over! Hehe...

He turned around and looked at Yue who was sitting by the stove, watching it attentively.

"Mom, the fire over there isn't big, no need to watch. Come over and play with me!"

Hearing Shi Erye's call, Yue dropped the small wooden stick in her hand. "Come on! There's something fun! What to play?" Yue ran over excitedly.

"Look! Trying to smooth things over!" Shi Erye stretched out his hands covered in mud.

"Playing in the mud?" Although Yue thought that only kids played in the mud, but now she was not in the tribe... Oh~ No! Even if she was in the tribe, it was not impossible for Ye to play in the mud. She could not be ignorant and ruin the atmosphere. After grasping the key point, Yue also joined in happily.

When Ming came back, he saw the two people having fun playing in the mud. "?... I'm back!" Ming shouted, dragging things with both hands.

"Huh? You're back!" Shi Erye stood up and looked over. "Uh...?" Seeing what Ming was dragging in his left hand, Shi Erye was sure it was a plump chicken without feathers. What was that furry thing in his right hand that was almost as tall as her and stronger than her?

Seeing the puzzled looks of Ye and Yue, Ming put the fat chicken on the lotus leaf and threw the fluffy thing to the ground. "Ye, this is the pet beast I found for you, the wolf beast!" He pulled up its head and showed it to the two of them! "Look, how fierce it is? I was attracted by its strength and ferocity. Even if I'm not around, it can protect you well!" Ming boasted!

"Uh... fierce... uh..." Isn't this a husky? Looking at the fat, big-eared husky with its tongue hanging out on the ground, it doesn't look like a wolf at all.

“Yes, it’s quite fat... Oh no... It’s strong... Haha..." Shi Erye said with a smile.

Seeing that Erye didn't believe him, Ming hurriedly explained. "Don't look at this guy's current state, he was so fierce just now! He even rushed over to snatch the prey from me. Because he was a good guy, I showed mercy and hunted him down to give him to you! Look at his fierce eyes..."

Ming lifted up the big wolf's head, um...squinting crescent eyes, plump apple cheeks...

"Hehe..." Ming touched his head awkwardly. "Well, I forgot how badly I beat it! Hehe... I beat it so badly that its mother couldn't recognize it!" He put the wolf's head down with a bang.

"Ah~ah~ah~ah~" The wolf, whose head was covered with stars, cried out in pain. "Damn male beast, kill the wolf~"

"Haha... Don't worry about it, I beat it up. It's yours now!" Ming picked up the fat chicken and handed it to Shi Erye. "Hey~ Ye, I caught this chicken for you. I've cleaned it. How do you want to eat it?" Ming asked.

"Oh!" Shi Erye came back to his senses from the wolf's howl. He looked at his hands full of mud. He said to Ming, "Please put it in the bamboo basin over there. I'll come over after I wash my hands."

Then he said to the moon, "Mother, the mud is ready. Just put it here. Let's go wash our hands."

Wash your hands. Shi Erye gave the fat chicken a full body massage. Apply the seasoning evenly all over its body. Finally, stuff the seasoning and mushrooms into the fat chicken's belly. Wrap it with lotus leaves.

"Ming~ bring me the mud I mixed!" Shi Erye shouted.

"Okay!" Ming took all the mud. "What's the use of mud?"

"Wrap the mud around the lotus leaf!" With Ming's help, Shi Er wrapped the entire lotus leaf tightly. "Okay, now put it on the charcoal fire and roast it."

Seeing the mud balls buried in the charcoal fire, Yue was a little curious about its taste! "This is the first time I've seen people cook with mud!" Yue said expectantly.

"It should taste good. It should be ready by the time we finish eating the bamboo rice. I'll wash my hands and cook now, and then we can start eating."

Ye said, pulling Ming to wash hands together. "Let's go outing together, hand in hand. Don't think too much today. You are my dream, blowing the warm south..." Shi Erye hummed a song, feeling happy.

The two of them washed their hands and returned. Ming helped Shi Erye set up the stone slab. When the temperature of the stone slab rose, Shi Erye poured the beaten egg liquid on the stone slab, and the egg liquid immediately became fluffy! Add the scallion, season with salt, stir-fry quickly, and serve it in one go!

"Okay! Now take out the bamboo rice and you can start eating!"

Ming took out the bamboo tube rice, wiped off the carbon ash on it, and knocked open the bamboo tube. The rich aroma instantly filled the air. The three people's noses were filled with the domineering aroma of rice, meat and bamboo, a perfect combination.

Yue swallowed, "Ye, can we eat now?!"

"Hmm! It's done! Let's eat!" Shi Erye poked the rice with chopsticks and said with a smile.

"Oh! It's time to eat! It's time to eat!" Ming brought the bamboo tube rice to the bamboo table he brought. He also took out three chairs. Shi Erye also served fried eggs with scallion.

After the three of them sat down, they couldn't wait to taste the rice.

"Hmm! This rice, when eaten together with the meat dishes, is not greasy, but salty, fragrant and soft! Delicious!" Yue praised while eating.

"Hmm! Hmm! Delicious!" Ming replied while showing off his rice in big mouthfuls.

Shi Erye was very happy that his cooking skills were recognized by everyone! He picked up the serving chopsticks and served them a few scrambled eggs with scallion. "This is also very fragrant, try it!"

The two of them quickly picked up a bite and started eating. "Hmm! I didn't expect that the wild grass that can be found everywhere can be made so delicious by Ye! It's really fragrant and delicious."

Ming also gave it to Shi Erye, who picked up some. "Ye, stop talking and eat quickly!"

The three of them ate with relish and enjoyed the delicious meal.

After eating and drinking, the three of them lay down on the chairs, enjoying the breeze and watching the clouds floating in the blue sky! "Ah~ What a wonderful life!"

"Oh~ By the way, there is a fat chicken. I can't eat anymore, do you guys want more?" Shi Erye suddenly remembered that she was afraid that she wouldn't have enough food, so she roasted a chicken. However, rice was very filling, so she didn't finish the whole bamboo tube.

"Yes! I can still eat more!" Ming said politely.

"I can still eat a little bit..." Yue said embarrassedly. There was nothing she could do. The food Ye made was really too fragrant and delicious.

"Okay! I'll get it right away." Having someone supporting you is the greatest affirmation for a chef!

"Ye, let me help!" Ming followed happily behind.

The two of them walked to the stove and looked at the three drooling... er... pet beasts...

"What are they doing? When did they come here?" Shi Erye was sorry that he hadn't noticed them. Why did they suddenly become quiet? They were all squatting here. The eagle stared at the fire with its black eyes without blinking. The big wolf also... squinted his eyes and lay beside the fire. His nose was still sniffing hard.

Shi Erye looked at Ming, who shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.

It seems that these three guys are here to find something. They dare not hang around Ming, so they can only "wait for the rabbit" here! They are all smart!

The three beasts’ inner thoughts: “It’s not that we don’t live up to expectations, it’s just that it smells so good that we can’t even stop being hungry just by drooling over it! I want to eat it so badly! I’m dizzy with the smell! Humph! Females are just good at “seducing” beasts!…”

"Do you three want to eat?" Shi Erye asked with a smile.

The three beasts nodded in unison. The big wolf stopped lying down and stood up, following the pace of the second eagle's nodding. He was afraid that if he was a step late, the duck in his mouth would fly away.

Hmm~ Now that they can understand what I say, things will be easier from now on!

The three animals didn't understand why the female suddenly laughed. They just wanted to eat the delicious food!

"Okay! Ming, for their pity, give them three a portion of bamboo rice. There's still plenty left! Take the roasted chicken. Later, we can give the chicken bones to the big dog... Oh no! It's the big wolf!"

Big Wolf: "Awooo~Awoo~" Why should I eat bones? I am the wolf king...

Ignoring its cries, Ming took out the food and walked towards the bamboo table.

When the second eagle saw this, he hurriedly followed.

Big Wolf: "Awoo~Awoo~" Wait for me! You have no loyalty~

The second eagle "Swoosh~" first come first served!

After cracking open three bamboo tubes and placing them on the ground, Ming placed the mud balls on the bamboo table. "Ye, forget about them, come and see how to eat them?"

"Oh, okay, here it comes!" Shi Erye picked up a wooden stick and knocked the mud ball a few times. The mud lumps fell apart in a few hits, and before the leaves were pushed aside, the fragrance came!

I have to say, the chicken with mushrooms is the best! The roasted chicken is just right, the meat is fat and tender, and the delicious soup is absorbed by the mushrooms, making it chewy and tender.

"Wow~ This one made with mud is delicious! Ye, you are a genius!" Yue gave a thumbs up.

"Hmm! It's delicious! You should eat some, Ye!" Ming said, handing over the meat in his hand.

Shi Erye touched his stomach. "I really can't eat anymore! Eat quickly, it won't taste good if it gets cold."

“Okay then!” Ming took back the meat and started eating it in big mouthfuls.

Ye looked at the three animals with great interest. Hmm! Not bad! The sand sculpture Erha has done all the work! It's really a cause for celebration!

Looking at his new pet beast, he was showing off. "Hi! Hello, Big Bad Wolf! How about I give you a name? Hmm...how about calling you Haha?"

The wolf who showed off his fandom: "I don't want to hear it! You bastard, you are just chanting sutras!"

Mingxuan uses his tiger claws to punch!

“Awoo~Awoo~Awoo~” “Stop hitting me! Stop hitting me! Just laugh if you want to! What a silly name. Wuuuu~ I, the Wolf Lord of the Mountain, am so miserable!”

The two eagles were afraid that innocent people would be harmed, so they moved aside.

Oh? Did it make a dog barking sound? Shi Erye scratched his ears. "Big dog?"

Big Wolf: "Silence is Cambridge tonight..."

Ming's eyes swept across...

Big Wolf: "...Woof!"

Shi Erye was happy! Oh~ He is still a bully. It seems that the days ahead will not be boring!

Ming Jianshi Erye had a sly smile on his face, "Hmm?..." Are you satisfied with the pet beast you found? As long as Ye is satisfied!

The three men and three beasts ate and drank well. They collected the remaining bamboo rice and took it back to give to the father and the little father to taste. It was getting late, so they washed and packed up. They returned home satisfied!