My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

"I wake up early in the morning and open the window. I feel so happy. I see the butterflies and smell the flowers. The scenery is so beautiful..." Shi Erye hummed a song while trying on the clothes on the bed.

Oh! Having too many clothes is also a problem.

Ming finished cooking and came in, and saw Shi Erye busy picking out clothes beside the bed. His intuition told him that the situation was not favorable for him. Sure enough, Shi Erye saw him and happily called him over.

"Ming~ come here!" Shi Erye waved his hand, "Come and help me see what clothes to wear today?"

Ming put down his food, resigned himself to his fate and walked over, his mind working quickly. Here it comes, here it comes, the multiple-choice questions that have been playing out in the mornings these past few days.

We can’t say that she looks good in everything she wears, nor can we say which one looks good. Why is it good? Is it better to wear it this way? Or that way? …

Poor big tiger, the circles in his head have turned to his eyes, and he still doesn’t understand how to choose.

I also tried to reason with her, saying that males' opinions cannot be trusted. Still, the ones Ye chose were the best looking.

The result is... Hey! "Are you saying that you have bad taste? Then how could you like me? Doesn't that mean I'm terrible? You're really going too far..." Blah blah blah...

This is a difficult situation for the tiger warriors. Let the storm come even harder.

"Ming, Ming? Let me ask you, are you going to wear a leather jacket or a mermaid dress today?" Shi Erye held two long skirts in his hands, one was luxurious and the other was flowing!

"How about you wear both?" Ming tested with a fearless attitude.

"Huh~?"

Come, come... I know I was wrong... Ming was waiting for the disgusted accusations.

The witty remarks he had imagined did not come to him. Ming raised his head and observed Shi Erye's expression.

"Hmm? ~Hmm!" "Not bad, not bad. Your vision has improved in the past few days. The weather is not too hot now, so it is also important to keep warm. Just do as you said and wear both pieces." Shi Erye said affirmatively.

"Hmm?" Is this a pass? "Huh~" That's good! "Change your clothes and have dinner that night."

"Yeah! Okay. It will be quick. Wait for me."

"Very fast?" Erye had seen it when he first met her. How fast is the female's mouth... Fortunately, I was lucky today. I chose the right clothes. Thinking of the miserable situation on the first day. The big tiger couldn't help but cry silently in his heart.

He just said that it was best to be naked at night, but he was caught and beaten. He ran away and she chased him, and he couldn't escape even if he had wings. What did he say wrong? It was obvious that it was better to be naked at night. That graceful figure, lying on the red animal skin mattress, was like a white rose bud waiting to bloom... fragrant...

"Hehe...hehe..."

"What are you grinning at?" Shi Erye waved his palm in front of him. "Wake up! Are you possessed?"

"Oh!" Ming Jianshi Erye had already changed her clothes. She was wearing a flowing shark silk long skirt inside and a black animal skin cape outside. Soft and luxurious. "Beautiful! Ye is really beautiful. Hehe..."

"Okay! Stop smiling silly and eat. Later we will go take the rice you mentioned home and bring some food. We will eat outside at noon. My period is over now. Leave the cooking to me." Shi Erye was arranging today's affairs.

"Yeah! Okay!" Ming agreed.

"Oh, by the way, does mother have time? How about I invite mother to join us? What does she do in the tribe all day?"

Shi Erye thought that they had been together for so long, but he and Ming had not visited them. It was quite rude. In modern times, people still pay attention to returning to their parents' home after three days.

But now I rely on Ming for food, clothing, shelter and transportation, so I really don't have a good gift for her. I can't give her anything I can give her. Oh~ It's so annoying.

"Mother? Is she okay? Anyway, as far as I can remember, she doesn't like to interact with the females in the tribe. Well... not really... it's just... what should I say? The females in the tribe are xenophobic and isolate her."

"My father's care for my mother is probably the reason why he is jealous. My father's knowledge and strength are unmatched by other males in the tribe. Some orcs are harboring evil intentions."

At this point, Ming broke the chopsticks. He was still young at that time, and his two fists were no match for four hands. He and Yue were almost bullied. Whenever he thought of this, Ming hated the feeling of being powerless. This was also one of the reasons why he later turned a deaf ear to the outside world and focused on improving his martial arts skills.

Shi Erye had never expected that the orcs had little ability but great ambition. They actually took advantage of the chief's absence to bully his females and cubs. It was just as Ming said, a group of white-eyed beasts, bad beasts!

"What happened later? Were you and mother hurt?" Shi Erye asked with concern.

Ming put away his anger. "No! Fortunately, my father showed up and beat those bad beasts to death!"

"Humph! Those onlookers were so scared that they peed their pants!"

Thinking of this, Ming was full of gratitude towards Ya!

"Beat them all to death? Will the little father be implicated?" Shi Erye didn't expect that Ya was so brave! What a man!

"When my father came back, the orc brothers and sisters complained. My mother stood in front of my father. She said that if anyone wanted to punish her, she should be punished, and my father would never be implicated. She had no way to repay his kindness. She would never let him get hurt."

"Oh! Those beasts thought they had caught me and shouted at me to punish them. But I didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, I chopped off the heads of the beasts who shouted the loudest. The blood splattered all over their females and relatives."

Even though it felt rough, Shi Erye felt relieved in his heart!

"Great! Father and little father, you are both heroes who dare to love and hate!" Shi Erye clapped his hands, "It really makes people happy!" Then he picked up the water on the table and drank it all.

Unexpectedly, this time Ming was not jealous of her praising other males. Instead, he agreed, "Yes! They are heroes!" At that time, Wei and Ya were great heroes in Xiao Ming's heart! They were greater than the Beast God.

"My father said on the spot that he doesn't need to be the chief, but he will never let go of any orc who bullies my mother. If he stands up, he will die alone. If he tries to get away with it and is caught by him, the whole family will die."

"Some beasts tried to quibble, but were crushed by my father."

My father said at the time, "I tell you, whether Yue is right or wrong today, I don't care. Her mistakes are also right in my eyes. In my heart, she is more important than me and my son. Comparing the tribe with her? It's nothing! If you want to die, just come here."

Seeing that the situation was getting out of control, the water priest took out the beast god and threatened the father, saying that he would be cursed by the beast god...

Before she could finish, her father gave her two big slaps. Her teeth were knocked out. He dragged her to the altar and asked her to pray to the beast god to punish her.

The tribesmen were so frightened by the murderous father that they all huddled in the corner like quails, not daring to come out. The father killed one person every few hours, and threw the family members of the participants at the feet of the water priest. Because the participants were beaten to pieces by the little father. Only the son paid for the father's debt.

"How about it? Water priest? How long will your prayer last? Will your beast god punish me?" Wei said arrogantly. Humph! If the beast god could hear my prayer, I would not struggle on the edge of life and death every time. Wei was very disdainful.

Later, of course, the punishment did not come. The smart orcs learned to protect themselves and keep a low profile. Some of the stupider ones could not even jump up. When they thought of the scene that day, it was like seeing a demon. The orcs were terrified.

"So, did mother accept little father later?" Shi Erye asked curiously. "A hero saving a beautiful woman?"

Ming shook his head. "It was Father who compromised. He knew that although he was powerful, there would always be times when he was not by her side. He took the initiative to persuade Mother to accept Little Father."

"Little father has been silently protecting her, so they got together later."

"Father and Little Father, return them to Mother. When we find two pet beasts, we will introduce them to you!"

"Pet beast? What is it?" Shi Erye really likes small animals. Otherwise, she wouldn't feed snacks to the big fat cat. The annoying thing is that it not only didn't appreciate it, but also snatched her little yellow croaker and brought her to this place.

"It's eagles! Two big eagles! Their feathers are shiny and thick, and their fighting power is off the charts," Ming praised!

"Wow~" I thought it was some cute little guy, but it turned out to be Brother Eagle! It seems that I need to prepare more dried meat, otherwise he can't eat me after eating the dried meat.

"An eagle, an eagle with extremely high fighting power? That's really cool, haha... Then let's take more dried meat as a gift." As he spoke, Erye packed two more bags of dried meat that he had made in the past few days.

"Well! These three bags are for my father and mother, and these two bags are for Brother Diao. Oh! They are really heavy." Shi Erye tried to lift them. Hmm? Can't lift them? It's really hard!

"Ye, put your hand on the bag, think about the appearance of my space, and silently say 'release space' in your heart." Ming reminded her.

"Hmm?" Shi Erye looked at Ming suspiciously, but he still did as he was told. The bag disappeared in an instant.

"Oh yeah? My bag? My jerky?" Shi Erye looked at Ming in disbelief.

"It's okay, it's in the space! If you think about the space in your mind, you can see what's inside."

After hearing this, Erye thought about the space in her mind. As expected, she saw the full view of the space. She learned to draw inferences from one instance. She consciously thought about taking out something. She took it out in her hand. Is this because they are a couple, and the space is shared? !

Shi Erye was so happy! He played it several times excitedly!

Ming was also there, watching her having fun with loving and doting eyes.

Noticing Ming's gaze, Shi Erye was unable to conceal her excitement, with a little pride. "Humph! I am also a person with a space! I am no longer the same sister as before! I am the upgraded version PLUS Shi Da Lao!" Shi Erye crossed her arms over her chest. A proud and happy mood enveloped her whole body.

"Okay! Our boss, Miss Shi, would you be so kind as to accompany me back to my parents' home now?" Ming continued her joke.

"Okay, since you invited me sincerely, I will accompany you." He then handed his hand to Ming.

Ming took her hand and held it in his palm. "Thank you, my beloved little female!"

The two of them played around, talked and laughed as they walked out of the house...