My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

I slept until the sun was high in the sky, and then I woke up satisfied. When I opened my eyes, I saw the twinkling eyes at the head of the bed.

"Eh!" He sat up suddenly. "Hiss!" This is so sour...

"Good morning, Ye!" "I have washed and hung the clothes, and the meal is ready. I'll take you out to play when you eat." Ming took out some clean clothes and handed them to Ye.

"I can do it myself!" Seeing Ming treating him like a baby, Shi Erye was overwhelmed with shame. He wasn't that weak, was he? Was he looked down upon by Tiger Eyes? That wouldn't do. He had to keep his momentum steady!

When Ming said “Come and sit down”, Erye patted the seat next to him and motioned for him to sit down.

How come my newly-minted "husband" is so good-looking? But I still have to talk about the rules, let me think about it...

"Hmm~Hmm!" "Next, I'm going to tell you the rules of being a son-in-law of our family. You have to remember them well."

Ming nodded vigorously, determined and serious.

"From now on, you and I are husband and wife. You have to love me, pamper me, and protect me. You can't yell at me, scold me, or abuse me. You have to think about me in everything, you can't be fickle, and you can't like other females. You have to stand by me no matter if I'm right or not." Huh... He finished speaking in one breath, with a posture quite like the one in Hedong Lion Roar. He took the water and took a sip. "Can you do it?"

"Yes, yes! I can do it," Ming promised, patting his chest. "I will also work hard at hunting, taking care of the housework, and not looking sideways at other animals, male or female. Ye's happiness is my happiness! Ye's pain is my pain. But I will never let Ye suffer."

"Huh?" Has my iron-clad straight man, Dabaihu, come to his senses? Seeing the actions that could firmly establish him in the party, Shi Erye couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Okay! Then I'll test you anytime!"

Ming nodded heavily, "Always be ready!"

Shi Erye was surprised when he saw the food Ming prepared. "Not bad...it looks pretty good." He was hungry, so he decided to eat.

“Well, not bad, not bad. You are really a genius. You have already achieved this level of cooking after watching me cook a few times.” Shi Erye praised while tasting the food.

"Ye, as long as you like it, I will cook for you every day from now on."

"That won't do!"

Still immersed in Shi Er's praise, Ming was poured cold water on again. Ming asked aggrievedly, "Why? Doesn't Ye like it? I will try my best to do it well..."

Seeing the big tiger at home, complaining, she knew that he had thought wrongly again. She quickly patted his head to comfort him, "No! Didn't I tell you that we are one, husband and wife. Since we have established a family, we should share the burden with each other. You know I can't do other things well. I have some talent in cooking. Do you want to take away my only ability and interest?" Shi Erye is not a gigolo, how can she let Hu Hu struggle alone!

After hearing the explanation, Ming felt relieved. He wanted to say that he was willing to pamper her, so she didn't have to do anything. But he couldn't say anything to refute.

If you love her, you have to respect her opinion. Ming will never oppose Shi Erye's decision. At worst, he can help her do it when the time comes!

Seeing that the big tiger had figured it out, Shi Erye was no longer worried. "Come on! Eat more meat!" He picked up a large piece of meat for Ming with his chopsticks. Why was there still some meat left? Didn't he eat it all last night?

"Ming, did you go out hunting this morning?" Shi Erye asked curiously while eating meat.

That must be very hard work, washing clothes, cooking and hunting in the morning. Snail husband! Uh... I can't slack off any longer. The early bird catches the worm. Be positive and make progress...

The little man in my heart cheered me up! I continued to add meat and vegetables to Weiming, "Eat more, you've worked hard!"

This is such a sweet misunderstanding. "Actually, the meat was given to me by my mother."

He stopped picking up the food and asked, "Hmm? Madam Chief?" You're disturbing her so early in the morning? Are you trying to provoke me like that?

"Yes! Mother also gave you a gift in the form of a large animal hide bag. She was so happy when she knew we were a couple! She won't look down on me anymore!"

Well, you're showing off so early in the morning? And there's a gift? A fee for changing your name? Do I have to call you mom from now on? I really owe you that.

You can imagine how annoying it is to be woken up when you are sleeping soundly. Oh! Silly tiger! I feel sorry for you for a second...

"Mother is so happy!"

Of course I’m happy, my silly son is no longer single!

"I also asked for a dowry. Mother said she would pick a good day to send it to us. Ye! I'll go tell them what you want."

"Pfft~cough cough..." "What do you want? A dowry?" Shi Erye was choking on the soup and kept coughing.

Ming quickly poured her a glass of water and patted her on the back, "Ah, you need a dowry."

Shi Erye couldn't believe that the tiger was so righteous.

"That... Didn't your parents throw you out?" Shi Erye now seriously doubted Da Lao Hu's thinking. How could he open his mouth?

Wait... The clan leader's wife wouldn't think that I'm the "Zhou Pa Pi" who raises the price and takes advantage of others, right? Oh! This is so embarrassing.

Seeing Erye's confusion and annoyance, Ming quickly said, "It's for the dowry! And my mother is willing. We will live together in the future. More wealth will always make Ye's life better."

"Besides, the dowry is also our reputation. If my father dares to neglect it, it will bring shame to him. Of course, I will not allow it. At worst, I can earn enough for the dowry myself!" Ming raised his head high.

"Well, so you are quite proud? You can even earn your own dowry." Looking at the arrogant big tiger, Shi Erye teased him.

Ming was just short of showing his tail, which was raised high. "Don't worry, Ye, follow me, I won't let you suffer." What about gathering, collective labor, all of them, put aside... A male who can't feed a female is not a good male! "I will definitely raise you to be plump and white..."

"Stop... stop!" Shi Erye stopped him from talking any further. She didn't want to hear his pig farming talk again. She felt repulsive when she heard Bai Bai Pang Pang.

"Okay!" Cover your mouth! Don't say anything!

"Haha..." Looking at the docile big tiger, Shi Erye didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He could also think of a dowry. "Haha..."