My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

If you want to live a nourishing and interesting life, you have to do it yourself and have enough food and clothing. When lying on the bamboo chair, Shi Erye's thoughts have drifted from rice to rice wine and rice cakes. Looking at the salt drying in the sun, he has already thought of bacon and sausage...

Oh my god! I have been transported to this place where there is no one and nothing to do. I have to find ways to eat, drink, defecate and urinate. Shi Erye didn't know what God was thinking. What's the point of me, a gold medal salesman, coming here? I have so many ambitions but there is no place to use them. Is it just to meet a big tiger?

Speak of the devil and he will appear. "What does the clan leader say?"

Ming put away the basket, along with the fresh meat Yue had given him. "Father and his family are very excited! I'll come to thank you tomorrow! Mother sent some fresh long-horned beast meat. Shall we cook it for dinner?"

"Hmm? Long-horned beast meat?" Hearing the new term, Shi Erye carefully observed the beast meat that Ming brought back.

Uh… you can’t tell what kind of meat it is. It’s no exaggeration to say that after slaughtering the meat, Shi Erye can only recognize the pig’s feet and pig’s head, and can’t identify other parts. Thinking that Lao Shi can tell that a few pieces of meat are missing from a slaughtered pig’s trotter. And it’s also a miracle that it’s complete…

"It's an animal with big horns. It likes to drink water and eat tender grass by the stream. I'll take you to see it tomorrow. Sometimes they fight and even knock off their horns!"

Have big horns? Eat grass and lose horns? Yes, it must be a deer. "In our place, it's called deer! Deer are so cute, we'll eat deer tonight. But... " Shi Erye looked at Ming with a sly look. He heard Lao Shi say that deer meat is very nutritious, and he didn't know what would happen if the big tiger ate it... Hehehe...

Ming had a bad feeling in his heart when he saw Shi Erye's smirk and revealing eyes. "Are you going to cook? I... I'll go get some firewood..." Ming stood up, closed the door and ran out of the house.

Huh? Why are you running away? Is there enough firewood? Tsk, I'm not blaming my uncle. Besides, food, sex and nature are all important. I'm a beautiful woman and I haven't done anything. So I can't imagine things?

Ming was holding a pile of firewood, still thinking back to Shi Erye's expression, like a rogue beast teasing a little female. "Ah! It's a pity that Ye didn't match the action!" He imagined Ye holding his face... "Male! Come back to the cave with me tonight, I will love your beauty well~" Oh no! I can't think about it anymore, it's so embarrassing...

If Shi Erye knew clearly what he was thinking, he would be shocked. He thought he had frightened the innocent boy, but he didn't expect that he felt wronged because he was too conservative?

Let's take a look at the dinner tonight. Looking at the large piece of venison, Shi Erye has already started to name the dishes in his mind. Stir-fried venison, braised venison platter, braised venison, venison hot pot... "It would be so delicious if it could be served with a bowl of rice!"

This happened to fall into Ming's ears as he was carrying firewood back home. "Ye, let's go find the rice you mentioned tomorrow!"

"Huh? Don't you still need to make salt?" Shi Erye certainly wanted to eat rice as soon as possible. Life without staple food was really sad.

"I have already discussed it with them, and I'll just hand it over to the young father when the time comes." He worked hard and was never complained about, and he and his wife were unable to get together, so he put other things aside.

She clasped her hands together and turned around. "If you say so, I'll be motivated. I'll make you some delicious food then!"

Shi Erye said happily, stir-frying all the seasonings with animal oil until fragrant, adding water to boil, and then adding the venison marinated with egg liquid and salt. The overbearing aroma filled the whole room.

"Okay, no need to add more firewood. Wash your hands and eat."

A large pot of venison was filled into the stomachs of the two men.

"belch……"

"Ah~ I feel so full... My round belly is about to bulge." This is the rhythm of getting fat. Touching his belly, Shi Erye hated himself for having a mouth that loves to eat. "Hey! I will lose weight tomorrow, I will lose weight tomorrow" Girls always have ten thousand tomorrows.

"Ye, you're cute even when you're fat! Just like a little pig, white, plump, sweet and soft." Seeing Erye touching his belly and looking down on him, the big tiger thought that he was obviously very cute.

This is really a thunderbolt! Shi Erye squinted his almond-shaped eyes and glanced at Ming who was speaking without restraint, "Fat? Pig beast?" I was still thinking Peppa Pig. Danny the puppy, I advise you to think of something nice before you speak. Otherwise, I will beat you until you get inflamed tonight.

Ming didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said. Don't females all want to be plump and white? Besides, Ye also said that he wanted to make himself plump and white. But seeing Ye's expression, Ming didn't dare to continue to do stupid things.

"Of course, Ye, you are much prettier than the little pig beast. Ye is fragrant and soft. I like it..."

Fragrant and soft, these are not the main points, right? "Thank you!"

"You're welcome, I'm telling the truth!" Haha... Ming touched his head and smiled foolishly.

You're welcome? Haha... am I being polite to you? Shi Erye was holding back his anger, unable to swallow it or spit it out. You hurt me, and you just laughed it off...