My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

As he got to know this world better, Ming was hesitating whether he should bring his parents over. There was no doubt that Ming had not forgotten Wei and Yue. Even his grandfather, uncle, and Shu Yang were all within his consideration.

I just don't know if they can adapt to the pace of life here. After all, the nature of orcs is to hunt and fight. The simplest, crudest, and most primitive plunder. And the life here, under the cloak of civilization. It seems easy, but it is not simple at all. The living standard has improved, but the pace of life has also accelerated. Hey~! Look! Even the little ones are curled up! "Huh~!" I'm so tired!

"What's wrong with you? Are you thinking about your parents again? I talked to grandma yesterday on the phone! She has found a way. We will go back to the countryside tomorrow and try to bring them over. The kids are thinking about them too! Um... I just don't know if Shu Yang is willing to go with us? Tian Bao and Li Bao didn't say it, but I can feel it. They are thinking about their uncle! Oh~!" Shi Erye still cherishes the sibling relationship with her adopted brother. She has always remembered Shu Yang's efforts.

"Oh~! Is it Tian Baolibao who misses you? It's not you who miss him?" Ming asked tentatively with a dangerous look in his eyes.

"Eh~! You're such a jealous person! Isn't it normal for me to miss them? One of them is my elder, and the other is my younger brother. Besides, who raised Tianbao and Libao?" As soon as the big tiger opened his mouth, Shi Erye knew what he was thinking. Shi Erye simply laid out the matter.

"Well~! I'm just afraid that my position in your heart has been shaken~! And you're still mean to me~! Woo woo woo..." The big tiger hugged his partner's waist and began to use his special trick of acting like a spoiled child.

This time, Shi Erye didn't want to spoil him! "Get out of my way! Do you know you're wrong? Why are you so suspicious all the time? If I go to work in the future, your brain will be burning with thoughts, right?" Shi Erye decided to teach his big tiger a lesson.

"What?" Hearing the word "work", Erye pushed it off. Ming jumped up. "Why do you suddenly want to work? Do you have no money? Don't go! I'm going out hunting tomorrow, oh no! To make money! I promise I won't let your and your children's quality of life decline! You should spend money!" Hearing his partner's thoughts about working, Ming was so anxious that he almost spoke in his hometown dialect.

The commotion here naturally attracted the attention of Shi's father and mother. They just watched the situation quietly and didn't want to get involved. From this point, it can be seen that they really treat Ming as their own child.

"Oh my! Why are you so anxious? Sit down! I'm just talking!" Shi Erye looked at Ming who was so anxious that he jumped up and down, and just felt funny. Hearing his assurance, it proved that she had not married the wrong person.

"Ye! I'm telling the truth! I'm really going out to find a job tomorrow. Whether in the beast world or here, I can support you! You don't have to worry. I..."

"Okay! I believe you! Don't worry, you haven't completely gotten familiar with this world yet! Are you still looking for a job? Don't let anyone fool you! My baby! When people here get bad, they are no worse than those in the beast world. On the contrary, they have information gaps and high technology. They can often trick people unconsciously. Many people have been fooled and are still counting money for others!" Shi Erye made the overall situation look serious. This was not an exaggeration to scare off the big tiger! It really existed.

"Ah? Really? Then I'm not afraid! They are bad, but I am worse! As the saying goes, the higher the virtue, the higher the evil. I don't believe that the enemy can still turn the tables in the face of absolute force!" Ming showed an eager expression. When he was excited, he crushed the stainless steel thermos in his hand.

Yes, it's not squashed. It's crushed into pieces, into pieces of slag and ash.

Even Shi's father, who was watching the excitement, was shocked and his eyes widened.

"Ah~! Dad! You broke my thermos cup! Humph!" Just as everyone was amazed at Ming's fighting ability, Shi Li was the first to be unhappy. Why was it her pink cup that was broken? But her brother's black stinky cup escaped the disaster? Humph! Bad dad!

Ming then looked at the pink dust left in his hand. He looked at his daughter with great apology. "I'm sorry, Libao! Daddy was wrong! Daddy will buy you a better cup. You can choose it yourself, okay? Besides, this cup is old. I saw on the Internet that cups need to be replaced regularly. Please forgive Daddy!" Ming apologized sincerely. Fearing that it was not convincing enough, he brought up the Internet.

"Dad! Then change one for me too!" After hearing this, Shi Tian bared his big white teeth and discussed with Ming.

"I've taught you so many times to be frugal. Hey~~ You're turning a deaf ear to me again? Go do your homework!" The implication is that there is no room for negotiation. And go cool off!

"Okay!" The optimistic Shi Tian bared his big white teeth and rolled away quickly.

"Pfft! Hahaha..." The onlookers couldn't help but laugh!

"Hmph! Dad is lying! Didn't you just say that you still wanted to find a job? Then where are you getting the money to buy me a water cup?" Shi Li asked unconvinced.

"Uh... Trust me, Dad! Tomorrow I will definitely buy it for you with my own money!" Ming was not annoyed by being questioned by his own baby. In his mind, he was thinking, how to make money?

Looking at the stumped tiger, Shi Erye felt distressed! It was as if he had returned to the time when he first crossed over. He was also so confused and didn't understand anything. Without Ming's help, he would never be able to live a peaceful life in the beast world.

"Shi Li! You can't talk about your dad like that! Dad didn't mean it, and he will definitely buy it for you. You have to believe him!" For the first time, Shi Erye sternly taught his daughter a lesson.

"I know, Mom." Shi Li also realized her mistake. She turned around and hugged Ming. "I'm sorry, Dad! I shouldn't have been rude to you! Can you forgive Li Bao?" Shi Li asked carefully.

"Of course! Dad will never be angry with Libao. And Dad will keep his word. I will buy you a new water cup tomorrow!" Ming touched his daughter's soft hair and said gently.

"It's okay, Dad! I have other cups. Didn't you say we should be frugal? Let's start with me!" Shi Li was afraid of bringing pressure to Ming, so she persuaded him sympathetically.

Shi Erye, who was standing by, nodded in satisfaction. "Well! This is a good child of your parents. Don't worry, Libao. Daddy is rich! Before you two were born, Daddy gave Mom a lot of valuable dowry!" In order to stop Ming from having wild thoughts, Shi Erye decided to let him know his assets and how rich he was.

“Pfft! What!?”

"dowry!?"

Father and mother looked confused, looking between the two of them in disbelief.

"Oh! Oh! I forgot to tell you. The money for the gift last time was all from Ming's dowry! I, your daughter, will just sit back and enjoy the good life in the future!" Shi Erye said, waving his left hand in front of the two of them. "See, it's a square diamond from the United States! It's worth millions! Your son-in-law didn't even blink. He bought it for me in a flash!" Shi Erye boasted.

"Millions!" The two of them held their hearts, a little breathless. "Then...what about the watches and jewelry given to us? Are they also luxury goods? Are they real gold and silver?" Shi's mother couldn't help but ask loudly.

Father Shi nodded frantically. He also wanted to know what was going on. Although he had seen the world, it was the first time he heard of someone in a small county spending millions of dollars to buy jewelry.

At first, the father and mother thought that it was just an ordinary gift bought in a department store. But they were very satisfied when they thought that their son-in-law was still thinking of honoring them when he first arrived.

Besides, they usually don't pay too much attention to brands. They don't care about brands. After receiving the gift, they still find it very rare and keep saying that it is a waste of money. But they still try it on happily and keep it carefully. They thought that they would wear it when they go to the countryside, so that the aunts and uncles will envy them for finding a good son-in-law. Unexpectedly, it is so expensive! They don't know what to do.

"Oh my! Mom and Dad! What are you thinking? You raised me up. Shouldn't I enjoy my life now? Why are you still worried?" Shi Erye could see at a glance the concerns of his parents. They were just afraid that Ming and I would not be equal and that we would have conflicts in the future and it would be difficult for us to get along...

"Yes, Mom and Dad! Just listen to Ye. Besides, aren't you my parents too? What's mine is Ye's, and she distributes what's mine. No problem! Hehehe..." Ming unconditionally supports his partner.

Shi's father and mother: "...Why are you still standing here smiling foolishly? Aren't you afraid that you'll marry a spendthrift wife who will squander all his money? Millions! You two are really capable!" Shi's father and mother were completely speechless!

"Oh~! Don't worry! I won't lose everything! Husband, take out your dowry and show it to my parents!" Shi Erye sat down in a comfortable position like a local rich man. He gave Ming instructions.

"Hey! Great!" Ming was so happy that he showed his tail, and he was very excited. He finally found a chance to let his father-in-law and mother-in-law know that he had the ability to support the family!

Father and mother were very curious about the tail that suddenly appeared. But what Ming brought out next blinded their eyes.

I saw Ming, box after box, moving out of the room, thirty-two loads of dowry, until it was full, blocking the entire living room.

Looking at the boxes of rare treasures, the father and mother were numb. Their daughter was so lucky! How could this be a live-in son-in-law? This was simply a rich son-in-law! No wonder the dowry in ancient times was said to be enough for a lifetime of food, clothing and daily expenses. Compared with their son-in-law, it was nothing. This was enough for the whole family to eat for a lifetime, oh no! It was enough for several lifetimes!

"Mom and Dad, are you satisfied?" Ming saw the two expressionless people. She was very nervous, afraid that her dowry would not be acceptable to her father-in-law and mother-in-law.

"Are you satisfied? Listen! What are you talking about? We are so satisfied that we can't even turn our heads around!" Shi's mother looked at Ming with mixed feelings.

"Ming~! Listen to me, these things are the foundation of your life. You have to keep them safe, ah~" After saying that, she looked at her daughter again. "And you, even though you became rich overnight, you have to be more restrained. Don't always bully Ming." To her precious daughter, Shi's mother still couldn't say harsh words. She was already planning in her mind what betrothal gifts to prepare? Oh~! With pearls and jade in front of her, everything she prepared seemed shabby!

"Mom! Don't worry, I've got it in mind! These are all kept by Ye. I won't take them out without her permission." Ming thought that Shi's mother was unhappy about exchanging dowry for gifts, so he quickly expressed his attitude.

"Hey~!" The father and mother looked at each other. They were speechless. "What a fool, what does he know? I asked him to protect my daughter. Don't be so silly! He just walked into the tiger's mouth. He looked like a smart guy. I didn't expect him to be a love-brained person who can't be taught! It's so tiring~!" The two of them complained crazily in their hearts.

"Hahaha..." The insider was Boss Shi. Under the complicated gazes of his parents, Shi Erye put the dowry back into his own bag one box at a time. His expression was cunning and complacent.

Ming also came forward to help, but his father and mother were so embarrassed. He sighed again in his heart, as the saying goes, a woman's second reincarnation is to get married. In his own family, it means to find a son-in-law. Looking at their happy daughter, the two were sure that her reincarnation this time was a sure thing again!