My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

Shi Erye chose a light luxury men's clothing brand. It looks like it suits Ming's tall figure. Having just experienced the joy of spending money, Shi Erye is now in high spirits. To use the Internet jargon, I am not short of money~! Buy!

Ming naturally did the same, fully cooperating with her. Formal wear, casual wear, shoes, and even small accessories. He tried everything.

Of course, Shi Erye also cared about Da Lao Hu's feelings. He would personally tidy up his clothes every time and even ask him if he liked it.

Ming also responded to everything. He smiled so hard that his peach blossom eyes could not open. He just smiled foolishly with his big teeth bared.

Even the waiter next to him couldn't bear to watch. "How could he not be happy? This is tens of thousands! This couple is really good-looking. But the girl is in love, and the boy is a gambler. Look at this guy, trying to coax the girl into paying. It's so shameless! A tall and strong man with arms and legs. What else can he do? Why does he sell his body and eat gigolos? I wonder how much he costs? Uh... No! This dangerous idea must be deleted immediately! Back off! Back off! Back off!" The waiter's face was black and red. He was trapped in his own inner world of complaints.

"Waiter! Please pay for me! Waiter? Miss! Beautiful girl!" After choosing the things, Shi Erye stretched out his hand and waved it in front of the thoughtful waiter.

"Ah~ah! Oh! OK! OK!" The waiter came back from his dream. He quickly responded embarrassedly. He cursed himself in his heart for being absent-minded at work. He didn't dare to keep his hands idle, and quickly helped Shi Erye pack the food. Look! This is professional work efficiency!

Looking at the waiter, who had turned danger into safety, with a proud little expression, Shi Erye just thought it was cute.

"I'm not in a hurry, just take your time." He said, moving closer to the waiter. He whispered, "I used to work in sales, too. I'll tell you, I often slack off!" Then he stepped back. He smiled and looked at the young girl in front of him.

This made the waiter scream like a groundhog. "She-she... the beauty actually took the initiative to talk to me! She is so gentle and friendly, and even more beautiful when I see her up close. How did she achieve such good skin? Oh my, I wonder if she will tell me if I ask her?" Shi Erye didn't know that the little girl was hesitating thousands of times in her heart at this moment. He was still quiet and gentle, waiting for her to pay the bill.

Ming, who was standing by, finally saw the clue. This silly couple, they are in love with their partners! Look at their eyes, they are almost tearing, and their faces are as red as monkeys' bottoms. It makes me angry just by looking at them.

"Ahem! Ahem! Is that ok? We're still waiting to go home to see the kids! Right~? Wife~!" Ming looked at the waiter and acted coquettishly to his partner.

"Oh~oh! Okay! Then please be quick! Thank you!"

"Yes! Okay! Beauty!" The waiter responded to Shi Erye with a smile, and secretly rolled her eyes at Ming. Unfortunately, Ming caught her with a smile. Almost, the girl was embarrassed to death.

"Hmph! A gigolo, what are you looking at? Haven't you seen a cold stare?" The girl paid the bill for Shi Erye and sent her out enthusiastically. In Ming's blind spot, she was kind enough to give Shi Erye some advice. The general meaning was that she should not be deceived by beauty. A beautiful lady like her, who is rich and pretty, should beware of villains around her. She also recommended her several movies about Phoenix male scams. In short, it meant that Shi Erye had met an emotional scammer.

"I didn't..." Shi Erye heard the little girl's hint and wanted to explain himself with some amusement.

"Wife~! I'm hungry! I want to eat! I'm so tired~! Let's go home~!" At this time, the big tiger came out to make trouble again, interrupting the opportunity for his partner to defend him.

The waitress couldn't help rubbing the goose bumps on her arms. She cursed inwardly, "Fox spirit, male green tea!" At the same time, she gave the beauty a sympathetic look. She turned around and ran back into the store, feeling very disappointed.

"Why don't you let me explain to her?" Shi Erye asked helplessly.

"No need, it's enough if Ye understands me! Besides, I am now supported by you!" Ming admitted generously without any embarrassment. He thought to himself. "Humph! You stinky female want to fight with me? I will disgust you to death!" Ming unconsciously showed the attitude of a winner.

"Hey! Okay! I'll raise you then! And when the time comes, I'll sell all your dowry!" Shi Erye jokingly threatened his proud big tiger.

"I will listen to Ye! As long as you don't sell me, I will be obedient and work hard to make money! Master, please don't abandon me~!"

Who knows~? A handsome guy took the initiative to play role-playing! This reminded Shi Erye of the roles they had played before, and a blush unconsciously stained his cheeks.

Ming looked at her, her cheeks were red, like a big red fruit. She was so beautiful that her heart beat faster!

A waiter: "...Are you polite? My shyness is only worthy of a monkey's butt!"

"Okay! Let's go home! Aren't you hungry?" Shi Erye was distracted by Ming's explicit gaze. He had to change the subject and run away.

Ming saw that it was a good opportunity and followed him with big strides. Thinking in his heart, deep love will not be in vain, there is a long way to go!

Shi Erye returned home carrying a small bag and a, uh... a mobile shelf?

When Shi's father opened the door, he was shocked. "Oh my god! Did they move the shopping mall back home?" Shi's father asked in surprise.

It must be said that Shi's father was not exaggerating. Shi's mother saw this and gave Ming a thumbs up. At the same time, she felt sorry for him. She hurried forward to help him "unload the goods". While helping, she also complained about Shi Erye. He didn't know how to share more of the burden. Look how tired this child is.

Shi Erye: "I..."

"Mom! I'm not tired! It's me who didn't let Ye help. She can't even do such a small thing. Are you still confident in leaving Ye to me? Not to mention you, even I wouldn't allow Ye to live a hard life with me. I swore to be good to Ye, to protect her and make her happy!" Ming told Shi's mother his true thoughts.

"Okay! Okay! Mom believes you!" Shi's mother couldn't help but blush. If she had many worries in the past, now she was completely relieved about her daughter's lifelong event. From now on, her daughter finally found a good man and could live a sweet and happy life. This is what every parent hopes for!

"Alright! Alright! Look at you, why are you still so touched? Let's have a meal! Don't cry! I made your favorite meatballs! The taste is really..."

"Ouch!" As Mother Shi stamped her feet, Father Shi exclaimed. The words he wanted to comfort were stuck in his throat.

"Eat! Eat! Eat. All you do is eat! There's no fun at all. You've ruined the atmosphere. Humph!"

"Mom! We are all hungry!" Shi Erye said coquettishly.

"Ah~! Right! Right! It's so late, you must be starving!" Shi's mother changed her expression in an instant, and said gently to her daughter and son-in-law. Then she turned around and said calmly to Shi's father: "What are you looking at? Serve the food!"

Shi's father guessed that his beloved wife must have reached her special period of the month. He refused to admit that she disliked him. He turned around and glanced at Ming. He obediently followed his instructions and served the dishes.

Although Ming was stared at in confusion, he knew how to adapt to the situation. He put his things away and rushed forward to help. When the situation is still unclear, it is always right to do more and talk less!

Shi Erye knew that her parents’ beating was love and scolding was care. The more her mother beat her father, the more they loved each other. Seeing Ming being attentive to Shi's father, she had to send him away. Otherwise, how could her mother put aside her dignity and come out?

"Ming! Where is the gift you bought for Dad? Why can't I find it?" Shi Erye shouted.

"Oh! I'll find it!" Ming put down the work in his hands and went to help his partner.

As soon as he left, his mother came to his father's side.

"Hey~ Found it! Here it is!" Ming quickly found the gift for Shi's father. He wanted to continue helping, but his partner pulled him back. He winked at him. Ming immediately understood the meaning of his partner and stopped being a light bulb.

In the kitchen, I wonder what mother and father said to each other? After a while, they hummed Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai and floated out. They were as happy as two butterflies.

"Hey! What's the matter that makes you so happy?" Shi Erye asked knowingly.

"Oh! He's just a kid, don't bother with him, let's eat!" Shi's father replied embarrassedly.

"Your dad~! He is happy because his son-in-law bought him a gift!" Shi's mother said without any hesitation.

"Hahaha... yes! Happy! Our family is reunited today! Um... and this, thank you, my daughter, for finding me a good son-in-law!" Shi's father never forgets to praise his daughter first.

Soon, a sumptuous family dinner began amid laughter and joy.