My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

"Hahaha...tsk tsk tsk..." Shi's mother was lying on the sofa, watching the video. She couldn't help laughing, surprised, and despised...

"Honey, what's the matter that makes you so happy?" Father Shi put down the newspaper in his hand, moved closer to Mother Shi, stretched his neck, and looked at the content on the video.

"Oh~! It turns out you are a handsome young man. It's amazing that you are smiling so happily~!" Shi's father said aggrievedly.

"Wow! Wow! Wow... It's such a strong smell, the taste of pickled fish!" Shi's mother glanced at Shi's father and continued to stare at the phone.

Father Shi: "I..."

"Grandma~! What kind of fresh meat do you want? I'll hunt it for you... Oh no! I'll buy it for you!" Shi Tian, ​​who was playing flying chess with Shi Li, heard the noise here and took the initiative to please Shi's mother.

"Yes! We will buy whatever kind of meat grandma wants to eat! I will take out all the money!" Since coming here, the beloved siblings have gained a lot of love from their relatives. Of course, the small treasury is also growing rapidly. Therefore, Shi Li is very rich and promised to Shi's mother.

"Hahaha... Great! My grandchildren still love me! I can finally enjoy a peaceful life!" Mother Shi covered her mouth with her hands, and she was so happy that she couldn't close it. She walked past Father Shi and came to the siblings.

"Hey~ Hey~! I'm here too! I love you too~" Father Shi didn't get the chance to do so. He would never let go of any opportunity to show off.

"You? Hmm... it's okay!" Shi's mother glanced at him and said.

Father Shi: “…Um~ what? Isn’t it pickled fish? Oh no! It’s fresh meat! I’ll make it now! Wife~ are we going to have fresh meat meatballs later? Or fresh meat hotpot?” When Father Shi mentioned fresh meat, there was a hint of gnashing of teeth in his voice.

"Whatever! Just go and make it! We're not picky about food. Right? My little darlings~" Mother Shi was playing with the siblings beside her and didn't care about Father Shi at all.

"Hahaha... Grandma is so itchy!" Shi Li clamped her arms together to avoid Shi's mother's attack.

Shi Erye also put down the ancient book that Grandma Bai had given him. He looked at the happy family here. He thought to himself, "Fortunately, I brought these two treasures back. Now the house is much more lively. I can't imagine how I could have survived this period of time without the company of the treasures. Hey~! When can we reunite tomorrow?"

"Snap!" The phone fell out of Shi's mother's hand.

"Ah~! Sorry grandma!" Shi Li quickly picked it up. "Hey~! Fortunately! The video is still watchable. It didn't fall... Eh~!? This... this, this, this..."

"What's wrong? You're stuttering, sis!"

"Shut up! Mother! Mother! Come here! It's Father!" Shi Li pointed excitedly and the man in the video shouted!

"What!?" Instantly, everyone gathered around. Even Shi's father, who was chopping meatballs in the kitchen, came running over after hearing the shouting.

Shi Erye was even more excited and snatched the phone away. "It's him! It's really him! Woo woo woo..." She couldn't help it and covered her lips. She sobbed with excitement.

"Oh! Don't cry! Don't cry! This is a good thing! Hurry up, let's go find him! At this moment, he must be entangled by the shameless little goblin!" Shi's mother took out a tissue and wiped her daughter's tears. She gave advice.

"Humph! This is the first time I come to your house, and you're causing trouble like this..." Shi's father looked at his daughter, who was crying and laughing. In his heart, he complained about his son-in-law with some dissatisfaction.

"You can! No goblins are bothering you!? If I weren't so awesome..."

"Hey~ Hey~! Look at my stinky mouth, I really don't know how to talk! Good Baihe~ just calm down! Forgive me this time!" Looking at his wife who was about to bring up old scores, Shi's father quickly begged for mercy.

"Hmph! You..."

"Ding-ling-ling! Hero, answer the phone!..." At the critical moment, Shi's father's phone rang.

"Hey! Which one?"

"Hello~ is this daddy?"

"......Ah!......" The crows came in a row.

"No? Who are you? Are harassing phone calls so shameless now? Are you admitting that a thief is your father? Oh no! I mean, this is too casual!" Shi's father was so angry that he laughed. He turned on the loudspeaker and prepared to let everyone learn something new.

"Dad! I am Ming! I am Ye..."

"Hehehe... You are bright, but I am still brighter! Keep your shield brighter next time! If you harass me again, I will beat you so hard that the sun and the moon will be separated..."

"Hello! Is this Ming? It's Ye! Woohoo... where are you?" Without giving Shi's father a chance to retort, Shi Erye snatched the phone from his father and asked anxiously.

"Huh? Is he really my son?" Shi's father asked doubtfully, still in the posture of answering the phone.

"Oh my! Put your hand down! How stupid!" Shi's mother slapped Shi's father's raised hand, signaling him to listen to the phone carefully.

"Ye! It's me! It's me! I'm here to find you! Don't cry! I'll be there soon!..." Hearing his partner's voice, Ming, who was at the police station, stood up excitedly and was about to rush out.

This incident frightened the police officers. Fortunately, there was strength in numbers, and they all came up to hold him back. Uh...what was the effect? ​​Very little.

At the critical moment, the tall policeman who was hanging on him shouted into the phone, "Hello! Are you his relatives? The person involved is in XX police station because of a dispute. We need you to come over and bail him out!"

"Ah!? Oh! Okay! Okay! We'll be there soon! Please, take good care of him! My husband is introverted and shy, timid and socially anxious, kind and timid, please don't scare him!" Shi Erye shouted anxiously.

"Okay! You'd better come quickly!" The police officers stopped when they saw Ming listening to them. They all wiped their sweat and breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at Ming, who hung up the phone with a sullen face, they really couldn't associate him with being shy and timid. My goodness, this tall guy is as strong as a bull! Several of them almost couldn't hold him back. Hey~! What on earth did he eat to grow up? And you're still scaring him? We'll be thankful if he doesn't overthrow the whole team! Everyone complained in their hearts.

Ming learned that his partner was coming to pick him up. He was excited and annoyed at the same time. He was excited because he could finally see his partner. He was annoyed because he seemed to have caused trouble for Ye. Oh! It was all because of these crazy females! They were so hateful! Thinking of this, he looked vicious and glared at the culprit.

The young lady with a big bump on her head also felt the biting cold. But her rescuers had not arrived yet. She dared not throw a tantrum. She could only pull her coat tight, curl up in a corner, and cry silently. It is true that if you don't do something rogue, you won't get caught. If you want to pick flowers, you will meet a tough guy. Alas! The horizontal banner reads: A bad start.