My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

Wei followed Ming, climbing over mountains and crossing rivers, cutting through thorns and bushes, not daring to delay for even a second.

After hunting down the 81st beast that attacked them, they finally arrived at the forest where the elves lived.

Unable to find the hidden entrance, he pushed aside the thorny vines and led the way into the narrow passage. The space was too narrow for the tall male beast. It took some effort for the two to pass through safely. The moment they came out of the cave, they couldn't help but take a deep breath.

In front of me was a vast valley. Huge trees towered into the sky, and under the trees grew giant mushrooms. The lake was rippling, and all kinds of glowing grass covered the entire valley floor.

Looking at the familiar scenery in front of him, he did not show any nostalgia. "That year, I met your mother under the big tree by the lake. At that time, she was surrounded by many cute elves. But none of them was as dazzling as your mother. Even though there were many glowing grasses around, they could not cover up your mother's brilliance! I saw her at first sight..."

"Okay! Father, let's go over and take a look. Let's just treat it as a revisit to an old place." Ming interrupted Wei who was showing off. He was not in the mood to listen to his father showing off his affection. He just felt that his nose was filled with a sour taste.

"Hey~ Why are you in such a hurry? Wait for me, be careful not to step on the mushrooms on the ground. These are food for the elves." He followed without complaining.

A few slender birds circled above their heads and then flew into a tree hole that was towering into the clouds.

There is a large willow tree standing alone by the lake, with a complex root system. The branches alone are so numerous that one can't even count them. Judging from its age, it is conservatively estimated to be several hundred years old. Some of the willow branches drift with the current, and the amazing thing is that a few fish actually bite the willow branches and get hooked.

Ming was also attracted by this scene. He walked closer, wanting to take a closer look. But as soon as he got close, the colorful big fat fish hanging on the willow branches all spitted on his face.

“Hahaha…hahaha…” followed by a burst of crisp laughter.

"Hahaha... Big brother, look at how stupid this orc is! He comes here eagerly and gets sprayed by us!" said the little red fish with a smile.

"Silly! Big fool!" The little black fish clapped its tail and echoed.

"Hahaha... Second brother is right! Spray him!" Voices of agreement rang out all around.

"Shut up!" the big fat fish in the front shouted. The small fat fish behind him suddenly fell silent.

"Hmph! Orc!? Why are you coming to our house? I advise you to leave quickly! Otherwise, I'll teach you a lesson!" The fat fish threatened in a baby voice.

"Yes! I'll show you what you can do!" the red fish behind him echoed.

"Oh? Let me see, what color are you going to show me?" Ming wiped the water off his face, and suddenly, with lightning speed, he grabbed the big fat fish in front.

"Instead of showing me your color, let me see what color you are first! Hehehe..." Ming let out a sinister laugh after succeeding.

"Oh! Oh! What should I do? Big brother has been caught!" The little red fish wanted to come to the rescue, but he didn't have the courage and was so scared that he burst into tears.

The fish behind it were not much better. Many of them jumped into the lake and hid. A few of them were trembling and hiding behind the red fish, uh... trying to get close to it?

"Ah~! Let me go! Damn orc, did you hear me? I advise you to let go quickly, otherwise, when the tribe leader comes, I will make you suffer!" The big fat fish in his hand kept struggling and couldn't help threatening.

"Wuuuu...Brother, you'd better be quiet! Don't turn into a boiled big-head fish before the tribe leader arrives!" the red fish whimpered.

"Yes! Second brother is right, this stone pot is ready, and there are plenty of mushrooms. It doesn't take much effort, you can just put it in the pot. Woo woo woo... My big brother, why is your life so hard! Woo woo woo... Fish stewed with mushrooms, sizzle~ the most delicious! Woo woo woo... delicious!" The black fish took over the red fish's words, uh... continue to persuade the fat fish?

"Pfft! Hahaha!" Wei, who was standing next to him, couldn't help but burst out laughing. Although Ming didn't laugh out loud, the curled corners of his mouth also revealed his current mood.

The fat fish, who was still resisting, heard the two fish's complaints. He almost spat out a mouthful of blood. He simply stopped struggling! That was it. He suddenly realized that being a salted fish was not a bad thing. At least he would not be pissed off to death by the stupid fish in front of him.

"Hey~? Why aren't you moving?" Feeling the big fat fish in his hand, Ming patted its big fish head. "Hey~! Don't play dead! I didn't do anything to you... You're not really dead, are you?" Ming just wanted to teach this rude big fat fish a lesson. He didn't want to really hurt it. The strong never bully the weak.

"Wow! Big brother! My good big brother! Wuuuuu..." There was a cry on the willow branches.

"Shut up! It's just lacking water, right? Are you two done yet?" Ming scolded the two howling fish.

Then, he carefully held the bighead carp and put it into the lake. "My dear little fish, you are back in the water. Swim quickly."

"Okay! As you wish! Eat my fart!" The cunning fathead fish pretended to be dead and tricked Ming, and got a chance to escape. He did not forget to take revenge on Ming, swung his tail and splashed water on his face. "Two reds, three blacks! What are you still standing there for!? Jump down! Run!" The fathead fish reminded the dumbfounded two fish on the willow branch and shouted.

"Oh! Here they come!" The two fish jumped towards the big fat fish. "Plop! Plop!" The big fat fish only felt a force on both sides of its body, blowing it up.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself lying in Ming's palm. This sudden change made the fishes at a loss. Facing the fish that was handed to him, Ming also became at a loss whether to laugh or cry. OK! Today, this fathead fish is destined to not escape from his Five Fingers Mountain!

"Hahahaha...hahahaha..." Wei, who witnessed the whole process, laughed so hard that he held onto the tree trunk. Even Ming couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Wow, wow, wow~... My big brother~! It's all because Sanhei was too fat. I blew you into the hands of the orcs! Hey~! Don't worry, we will still be brothers in the next life!" Red Fish cried.

"Yes! In the next life, we brothers don't ask to die on the same day, but we ask to be born on the same day! Wuuuuu～..." Black Fish was also sad and whimpered.

"Eh~~! Shut up! I'm convinced, you two idiots! Ah~! Oh, God! What sin have I committed that you want to punish me and make me brothers with them? In the next life... woooo~ If I meet them again, I'd rather not have a next life! Wow~!" The fat fish that was caught was not tired. The fat fish that was tricked was directly autistic! I can't carry it! I can't carry it at all!

The wind stirred the waves, and the sound of birds singing could be heard overhead. A group of delicate little people flew towards the willow tree.

"I was told that there would be good news birds singing early in the morning! Turns out a friend is coming!" The leading white-bearded elf looked at Wei and Ming and was the first to greet them.

"Hello, Chief! I am Wei, do you still remember me? " Wei stood up and greeted politely.

"Remember! Remember! You saved Xiaoxiao's life! How could you forget?"

"Where is Sister Yue? Why doesn't she come to see me?" The cute little girl behind the patriarch asked disappointedly, flapping her crystal-like wings.

"She is injured and is recuperating at home. When she recovers, she will come to see you! She misses you too, Xiaoxiao." Wei explained to the little girl.

"What? Sister Yue is injured? How could it be? Is it serious? No! I want to go and treat her!" Xiaoxiao looked at the tribe leader and said excitedly.

"My mother's injury is almost healed. Thank you for your concern. Don't think about going out again!" Ming looked at the delicate little man flapping his wings in front of him and reminded him kindly.

"Oh! This is Ming, the cub of Yue and me!" Wei introduced.

"Hello, clan leader! Hello everyone!" Ming greeted in a friendly manner.

I wanted to go out and look for Yue's little one. Because of Ming's blocking, I was originally dissatisfied with him. Now I heard that it was Yue's beast cub. I also loved the whole family and put away my pouting and disdainful expression.

"Ah~! Chief, save me! Save me!" The fathead fish in Ming's hand saw the two in the water and had no hope. He could only ask for help himself.

For a moment, everyone's attention was attracted by the bighead carp in Ming's hand.

"Um... this is your fish! I'll give it back to you!" Ming was embarrassed and handed the bighead carp to the patriarch.

Uh... looking at the fathead fish that is fatter than himself, the Elf Chief doesn't want to take over! "Hey! Hey! Just put it in the lake!"

"Oh! Okay!" Ming didn't think twice and threw the bighead carp back into the lake. "I didn't catch it on purpose. I didn't mean to hurt it..."

"Yeah! I know! It's okay!" The chief knew the nature of his own children. It must be them again, who were the first to talk nonsense. Hey~! These fish children have hated orcs since they were young. Now that they finally saw an orc, how could they let go of the opportunity to provoke him? It's just that they were not as skilled as the orcs, so they were caught! ? Fortunately, they met a good beast, otherwise, by the time he arrived, they would have been drinking fish head stew!

"Ah! How come everything is alright? Chief! You don't know, this orc is very ferocious. He beat my brother to a pulp! Fortunately, my brother is smart and knew how to pretend to be dead..."

"Shut up!" The fathead fish took a sip of fish soda and sprayed it at the big red fish. "Ah~~~ What a stupid teammate!" The fathead fish felt that the fish head was very angry! "The chief said it's okay, so it's okay! What do you think of our distinguished guests? They are so disrespectful!" The fathead fish turned around and said to the chief in a flattering way: "Hehehe... Chief, I'll take them home first! Call me if you have anything! Bye!"

After saying that, he whipped his tail twice, and the two red and black generals beside him dived into the lake, as if they were fleeing in panic.

The Elf Chief: "..." What a shame, ah~! They are my own kids, what else can I do, just spoil them. "Hehehe... They are still young and don't know much. They are just playing around. Don't take what they say to heart! Hehehe..." The Chief smiled awkwardly and said to Wei and Ming.

"No! They are very cute! Uh... brave and resourceful... flexible!" Ming racked his brains to think of the most appropriate idiom to praise them.

"Hahaha~..." As soon as these words came out, even Xiaoxiao couldn't help but laugh out loud. The elf behind him couldn't help but laugh too.

This finally eased the awkward atmosphere.

"Okay! Stop gathering around! Go and do your own thing. Xiaoxiao is the only one left!" The chief dispersed his people.

"Yes!" The elves obediently scattered.

"I haven't seen you for more than ten years. You want to see me for something, right?" The tribe leader asked after seeing all the tribe members had flown away.

"Yes, I have indeed encountered a problem and would like to ask the clan leader for help!" Wei answered directly without beating around the bush.

"Yeah! I like your straightforward personality. You are much more straightforward than other orcs! Let's go! Let's find a quiet place to talk." The chief said as he led the way. Wei and Ming behind him also followed.