My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

After dinner, the father and mother packed up and drove the family to the countryside.

In the back seat, the brother and sister were sitting next to Shi Erye obediently, but their eyes were fixed on the window, watching everything.

Haha, I haven't ridden in a car for a long time. I never expected that I would get car sick! Car! La! With a plastic bag over my mouth, I vomited everywhere. It was so pathetic and funny. "I must have eaten too much! It's definitely not carsickness. Are you kidding me? How could I get carsick with such a strong body? I can't accept it! Ugh!"

Haha felt like he was about to vomit out the bitter bile. "Awoo~Awoo~" "Next time before taking a bus, I will definitely not eat so much. It's all because of my greed." Haha said stubbornly.

Fortunately, the brother and sister still cared about him. They didn't cover their noses like Shi Erye did. They kept accompanying him, patting his wolf back, and caring about him. The nearly 1.8-meter-tall wolf king was moved to tears. "Awoo~Awoo~" "It's not in vain that I care about you! All the property that your uncle earns in the future will be left to you two!"

After hearing Haha's roar, the brother and sister exchanged a look with each other, and then began to put forward their own ideals and demands.

"Uncle! Uncle! Can you buy me a few more Ultraman in the future?"

"Buy! All the ancestors of Ultraman are collected for you!"

"Yeah! Thank you uncle!" The little flatterer Shi Tian cheered happily.

"Uncle! Uncle! Can you let me keep all the money you earn in the future? I won't spend it recklessly, but save it all for your old age!"

"Hey! You are my uncle's little cotton-padded jacket! Otherwise, Libao knows me best! All right! From now on, the finances will be yours!"

"Yeah! Thank you for your trust, uncle! I will never let you down! Let's work together to become bigger and stronger and create greater glory! ..."

“Awoo~Awoo~” “Yes! Create more glories!”

Everyone: "..." Although they couldn't understand what the three of them were saying, it didn't stop them from praising Shi Li's skill in making cakes.

Look at how young she is now? She has already mastered PUA to perfection! I really have to admire Shi Li's little brain. How can she be so smart! ? Hmm~! She is indeed my big daughter. She has the style of a gold medal salesperson!

On the contrary, Haha really took Libao's words to heart. As smart as he was, he was also fooled.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Oh~! Look at my excellent little girl! At such a young age, she has the spirit of a king! It's worth it to spoil her! I'm so proud~!" Haha cried passionately. Miraculously, his motion sickness was cured. At this moment, he was not dizzy or upset. He didn't vomit or groan. He felt much stronger. He took off the plastic bag on his mouth. He could sit up straight.

“Awoo~Awoo~” “At this moment, I just want to recite a poem~! I have no worries and travel to another world, with mountains and rivers as companions and chickens as food. Once the wolf king falls into the tiger's den, I spend my time speechless and heartbroken. The turning point comes from a new life, smart and pleasing. Stand at attention, strive for self-improvement, and take the lead as an example to treat my uncle. Hahaha... Not bad! My great poet, Haha, is back in the arena again! Hahaha..."

"My dear girl, could it be that the Husky has been infected with rabies? Why is it so excited all of a sudden? It's really scary!" Looking at the Husky that suddenly became full of energy, howling and laughing, Shi's father held the steering wheel tightly in his hands and said with some concern.

"Dad, just drive without worrying. He is just having a heart-to-heart talk with Tian Baoli Bao. It's okay. He looks quite happy." Shi Erye said thoughtfully, glancing at the one who was laughing proudly.

"What!? Tianbao and Libao can communicate with him? They can speak a common language!?" Shi's father said in disbelief.

"Oh my! Just drive your car properly, why are there so many problems? Is it strange that my grandchildren can communicate with animals? Don't forget that their father is a mighty tiger. It's not strange that good genes are inherited?" Mother Shi couldn't stand Father Shi's fussing and said to him.

"Humph! What about good genes? That's because my old Shi's daughter is excellent. Otherwise, how could she give birth to such an excellent, well-behaved and smart cub!? What about the big tiger? If you ask me, I hope he is a big stupid guy who looks good but is useless. Don't let me see him, my daughter will follow him and worry about him all day long and lose her appetite. If I see him, let alone a tiger, I will beat him into a dog! Humph!..." Shi's father's words were full of dissatisfaction with his son-in-law!

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Look how capable you are!? You're beating tigers? Do you think you are Wu Song? A tiger-beating hero? Let me tell you, if you were in today's society, would you dare to try? You will be sentenced for abusing protected animals in minutes!" Shi's mother said mercilessly.

"Mom, it's not as serious as you say. The point is, Dad can't beat Ming! Our Ming is so powerful! He can kill a bison with one punch. He can also fly thousands of miles in one night. And..."

"Hey, hey, okay, stop talking! I know he is very capable, that's it! Humph! Girls are really hard to keep when they grow up. They forget their fathers after they get a husband..." Shi's father couldn't help but mutter.

"Dad, why are you still as childish as a kid? My Tianbao is more mature than you. He knows not to say bad things about his father in front of me. But you are so good. I just explained the fact that you can't beat him. Are you dissatisfied?

I haven’t even mentioned that he cooks better than you, has more skills than you, is more proactive than you, and is not as talkative as you…” Shi Erye said as he counted them one by one on his fingers.

"Puff~Puff~" Shi's father almost spat out a mouthful of blood. It was really murderous! Alas~! It is said that a daughter who is married off is a little cotton-padded jacket with air leaking out. This little mouth of stabbing back is like poison. You really can't keep her! If you keep her, you will become enemies! For the first time, Shi's father felt that Shi's mother's decision was really wise. He had to find his son-in-law whom he had never met. He had to take his unfilial daughter back to their little home. If he stayed any longer, he was afraid that his blood pressure would go off the charts!

"Pfft~ Hahaha..." "Old Shi~! Why are you suddenly quiet? Weren't you quite talkative just now? Why don't you laugh? Are you born not to laugh? Hahaha..." Shi's mother laughed and retorted.

The people in the back seat also tried to hold back their laughter and pretended to be calm. Shi Tianli respected her elders and saw that her mother had the upper hand, so she stayed out of it. Haha, she was afraid of getting into trouble, so she didn't dare to show it too much. Shi Erye felt that he was too aggressive, and was afraid of hurting his old father's fragile heart. He felt guilty and didn't dare to agree with Shi's mother.

If Shi's father knew, he would be so fragile that he would vomit another liter of blood. Shi's mother also stopped while she was ahead. She turned on the music and led the topic naturally into a relaxed and happy atmosphere.

For a moment, there was only beautiful music flowing in the carriage, and the sound of laughter and joy.