My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Ah yeah... why is she crying? Isn't there no danger? Why is she crying? Hey~! It's really hard to guess what females are thinking!" Haha kicked the trash can in front of him. Really, it stinks like a wolf! There is no fresh air in the animal world at all!

“Awoo~Awoo~” “Wait! The world of beasts? Trash cans? Oh my god! Have I returned to the modern society? My beast god! Oh no! It’s my immortal ancestor! I didn’t expect that I could come back again in my lifetime! Wuuwuwu…”

"Uncle, why are you still crying? Didn't you see how sad mother was? It's all your fault! You must have taken us the wrong way!" Shi Tianshili couldn't comfort Shi Erye, who was in grief. Seeing Haha crying shamelessly again, she was immediately unhappy.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "How can you blame me? She asked me if I was in danger? Then I had to tell the truth, no!"

"Ah~ah~! I don't care! You are responsible for coaxing mother! If father finds out that you have made mother unhappy, he will definitely beat you up!" Shi Tian waved his little fist and said to Haha.

"Hehehe... I wonder where your father is now? I have finally escaped from his clutches. I am no longer afraid of him!" Haha answered proudly.

"Wuwuwu...you are lying! Mother said that father would definitely come to find us! Wuwuwu..." Well~! The older one was not coaxed well, and the younger one started crying again.

Shi Li was beside him, feeling overwhelmed. Haha realized that he had gone too far. He hurried forward and frantically tried to comfort Shi Tian.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Okay! Tianbao, don't cry! I will take you to find your father. Is your father okay? Oh my~! Why are you crying so hard? My fur is all wet! Oh my~ Don't rub your snot on my fur!" The more Haha comforted him, the more miserable Shi Tian cried.

Finally, Shi Erye suppressed her tears. She hugged the crying Shi Tian in her arms. She choked up and comforted him. "Tianbao, don't cry! Let's go back to your grandparents' house first. Then we'll find a way to find your father!" After crying, Shi Erye forced herself to cheer up. Because she still had two children to take care of. She told herself that she must not fall down!

I stood up and held the two kids tightly. I looked around again. After making sure there were no holes, I walked home along the familiar road in my memory with a disappointed heart.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Wait for me! I'm here too!" Haha jumped over the dirty alley and chased after Shi Erye's back.

Familiar markets, familiar streets... Shi Erye had no intention of appreciating them. Occasionally, he would meet one or two acquaintances and say hello. He would just smile and hurriedly leave with the two kids, leaving the acquaintances confused. Before he could react, he was chased by Haha, who shook his hips and tail and pushed him aside.

Shi Erye led her brother and sister back to her home in one breath. She hadn't been home for a year. At this moment, her heart was a little complicated. She must have missed her parents. For many days and nights, she dreamed that she was back home, and she was still the silly girl who liked to argue with her father. She was the little princess in her mother's arms. Now that she was really back, she felt unreal again. If it weren't for the two babies in her hands, she really thought she had just had a dream.

The brother and sister followed Shi Erye to the door of the house. They waited obediently. No one said much. Their mother had just cried so sadly. They were afraid to touch upon her sad story. They didn't want to make her angry!

Shi Erye, with tears in his eyes, touched the heads of the two babies. "Mom is fine! Don't worry, I will take you to see grandpa and grandma in a few days. I will call people later, okay!?" Shi Erye instructed the siblings.

"Got it~!" the brother and sister promised obediently.

"Well, good boy~ mother's good child!" She walked to the door and was about to raise her hand to knock on the door. "Bang~" the door was opened from the inside.

"Hey! Why did you take so long to buy vegetables? Everything is ready, just waiting for your vegetables to be put into the pot!" Shi's father opened the door with a spatula and said anxiously when he saw Shi Erye.

"Woo~ Woo~ Wow!" Shi Erye couldn't help but burst into tears again.

"Hey!? What's going on? What happened to my daughter? Was she bullied outside? Tell me! I'll go and avenge you right away! This is outrageous! Who dares to bully my daughter? I'll beat him up and make him look for his teeth on the ground..."

"Oh my!" Before Shi's father could finish his words, Shi's mother heard the noise and came out of the house. Seeing her husband and daughter blocking the door, she was furious and punched Shi's father twice.

"Why are you blocking the door? Why don't you let your daughter in?" Shi's mother said in the most gentle tone the words that Shi's father feared the most.

When the mother wanted to hold her daughter's arm, she saw that she had a cute baby hanging on one side. Her eyes lit up.

"These two kids are so cute! How come they are so cute!? They look like a golden boy and a jade girl! Girl, where are you? What big darling did you kidnap? They are so rare! Uh... No! There are no such cute kids in our community! Tell me honestly, where did they come from?" Shi's mother thought about the families with kids around her. She had never seen them before, and she couldn't help but feel a little scared. Did her daughter kidnap someone else's kid?

Sitting on the soft sofa at home, Shi Erye finally felt the reality of being home. Facing his mother's questioning, Shi Erye didn't want to hide anything. He just didn't know how to start.

"Hello, Grandpa and Grandma! I am Shi Li, and this is my brother Shi Tian. We are our mother's little treasures! We are not other people's children!" Shi Li remembered what Shi Erye had told her, and greeted Shi's father and mother sweetly.

"Hello, Grandpa and Grandma!" Shi Tian saw that his elder sister was one step ahead. Not wanting to be left behind, he took the initiative to greet them.

"Um... hello! Hehe..." Father and mother laughed dryly and responded to the siblings. I thought to myself, it's bad! They were all brainwashed! My daughter is really a salesperson. The two kids she tricked took her last name! She is really my daughter, so awesome... Ugh! Now it's not a question of whether she is awesome or not! This kidnapping of underage children, if it goes wrong, you may end up in jail or even get shot! Oh my! I am really worried to death.

Look! The time she was spending buying groceries has put her on the brink of a criminal path. If I had known earlier, I would have gone out to buy groceries myself! I should give my daughter more pocket money in the future! Otherwise, she will just think about unreliable things every day. Father Shi thought with a sigh.

Shi's mother glared at him. "Daughter, what have you said yet? You are the only one who worries about nothing every day! Why don't you go and cook? What time is it now?" After teaching Shi's father a lesson, Shi's mother turned around and gently said to Shi Erye: "Daughter, if there is anything, tell me! I will be with you and face it together! Later, we will send them home, okay?"

"Mother~ It's really not what you think! I..."

"Bang, bang, bang..." Before Shi Erye could finish his explanation, there was a rapid knock on the door. Shi's father hurried out of the kitchen. "Sit down, I'll go open the door." Shi's father went to open the door fearfully, fearing that it was the parents who had lost their child and came to the door.