My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

The sun was setting at noon, and I woke up naturally at midnight. I stretched my body comfortably. As usual, I went to the kitchen leisurely to see what the house husband had prepared for me today. It was a delicious breakfast. Oh, no! It was lunch.

As soon as I walked out of the room, I bumped into Shu Yang and Ha Ha who came flying in.

"Sister! Quick! Call brother out!" Shu Yang didn't have time to say anything more, and first put Shi Tian on the recliner. Then he picked up Shi Li from his back. Haha.

The sudden change caught Shi Erye off guard. Her mind went blank. She called Ming out of reflex.

Excessive nervousness made her stumble to the side of the cubs, with shaking hands, not knowing where to touch.

Ming heard Shi Erye's scream and ran out immediately. Seeing her kneeling on the ground, trembling, he also became panicked.

"What's wrong?" Ming quickly hugged Shi Erye. He looked at Shi Tian, ​​whose eyes were closed, and then at Shi Li, who was pale and weak. He turned his eyes to Shu Yang, waiting for his explanation.

Shu Yang was also very sad when he saw Shi Erye was sad. "It's all my fault. I shouldn't have brought them to the jungle..."

"No! I asked my uncle to take me there. Father and mother, if you want to punish someone, punish me! It has nothing to do with others. And my brother just fell asleep, he won't be in danger. Mother, don't cry! He has become a little cat!" Before Shu Yang finished speaking, Shi Li stood up and took the initiative to admit her mistake.

After hearing what Shi Li said, Shi Erye calmed down a little. He put his finger under Shi Tian's nose and probed. He felt his even breathing and then he withdrew his shaking hand. He wiped the tears off his face. He took Ming's hand and stood up.

Dragging his still sore legs, he came to Shi Li. "Li Bao, what happened to you? Are you hurt somewhere? I'll go get a witch doctor! Yes! Ask the witch doctor!" Shi Erye's consciousness, which had just been restored, began to become scattered again. He became at a loss.

It was not her fault that she was panicking. It was her first time being a mother, and she had never encountered such a situation. At first, when Shu Yang came in holding the limp Shi Tian, ​​her mind went blank. The blood in her body felt cold. She thought Shi Tian... Hey! A child is the apple of every mother's eye. How could she not be sad? Later, she was sure that Shi Tian was just asleep. His face was ruddy, and it seemed that he was fine. Seeing her little cotton-padded jacket again, looking sick, she became even more anxious!

"Mother! Calm down!" Shi Li broke away from Shu Yang's embrace and threw herself into Shi Erye's arms, comforting her.

After hearing his daughter's advice, Shi Erye quickly calmed down, not wanting to make her worry.

"Mother, I'm just a little tired, it's okay. But we still need to ask the witch doctor to come. My uncle and my younger uncle were injured in order to save us." At this point, Xiaoli lowered her head in shame. The child was just a little naughty. He was not a bad person by nature. He felt very sorry when he saw someone get hurt for him.

"Ah?! Oh oh! That's right! Ming! Go and ask the witch doctor for help!" Shi Erye finally reacted.

Although he had a lot of questions in his mind, Ming also knew that now was not the time to ask further questions. After confirming that the two cubs were not in danger of life, he decisively followed Shi Erye's arrangement and went to ask for the witch doctor.

"Brother! Please invite the clan leader over as well." Shu Yang called Ming who was at the entrance of the cave and reminded him.

Ming paused for a moment, turned around, nodded at him, spread his wings, and flew out.

"Yangzi, haha. Are you seriously injured? Let me take a look first and see if I can treat your wounds first." Shi Erye calmed down and began to care about them.

"It's okay! Sister, don't worry about me!" Shu Yang endured the pain in his feet, pretended to be relaxed, and said to her.

The damn bee stung my tail. Now that I have transformed, my tail must be swollen. "Wuwuwu..." Thinking of his already thick tail, Shu Yang couldn't help crying silently in his heart.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "I'm fine too! I can hold it in. When the witch doctor arrives, there will be help. Ouch~ Just hold it in." Haha also howled.

"Ouch..." My butt hurts so much. It must be swollen like a pig's butt! Oh my, I can't enjoy the good things, but I can't escape the bad things. I am so wronged!

Shi Erye observed them and saw no wounds on their bodies. However, their expressions were hard to describe. Could it be internal injuries? Then he really couldn't help. He could only wait for the witch doctor to arrive.

Soon, Ming brought the witch doctor Ze to the cave, followed by the clan leader and his family.

"Tianbao! Libao! Grandma's good little baby~!" Yue passed Ming in front of her and ran to Shi Erye's side. Looking at Shi Tian lying on the chair next to him, his heart was in his throat. "What's going on! Master witch doctor, witch doctor!"

"Hey! Hey! Here I come!" Witch Doctor Ze responded. He walked over and fixed his hair that was blown into a mess by the wind. Hey~! Really, flying with Mingzi. I almost broke my old bones.

Doctor Ze hurriedly examined the two cubs carefully. After repeated diagnosis, he said to everyone: "It's okay! Tianbao is just too tired. Don't disturb him. Just let him sleep. Libao is too tired. Her body is overdrawn. Hurry up and make her some light food. I will prescribe some medicine to replenish her, and she will be fine. Hey! Little cubs, when they are still growing, remember not to force growth. Otherwise, it will hurt Zhongyong." Doctor Ze knew the extraordinaryness of the two cubs. He thought that they were too anxious to train them. The amount of exercise was too much. As a result, the two cubs were overdrawn. He could only advise them from the side.

"Master witch doctor made a mistake..."

"Yes! Thank you, Master Witch Doctor! We will follow your teachings!" Shu Yang spoke before Shi Erye.

Shi Erye's eyes swept over Shu Yang and Ming. Seeing that they were accepting the situation with an open mind, he calmed down and tacitly agreed with the witch doctor's statement.

"Alright! It's nothing! Don't let them work too hard in the future. Cubs should behave like cubs. Spend more time with them and give them a good childhood. It's more important than anything else!"

Hehe... I'm really awesome. With my speaking skills, I can be considered a prophet. In his heart, the witch doctor Ze praised his eloquence.

"it is good!"

"Thank you, witch doctor!"

"Hey~! No thanks!" Witch Doctor Ze put away his medicine box, took the unprepared thank you gift, and turned around to go home.

"Master Witch Doctor! I'm going to trouble you again to help me and Haha!" Shu Yang stopped the witch doctor Ze who was about to leave and said.

"Huh? You two are injured too? Why didn't you tell me earlier? Where are you injured? Let me take a look!" It's not the witch doctor Ze's fault that he didn't notice them. First, there was no smell of blood in the cave. Second, they looked calm. They didn't look like injured people.

"Um... please follow me to the next cave, witch doctor." Shu Yang invited witch doctor Ze awkwardly. He still had to save face. There were females here. Did he have to explain that they had injured their buttocks?

The witch doctor Ze glanced at Shu Yang's private parts. "Oh~! I see." The kid was injured in a place that was difficult to talk about. "Hey~! Let's go!" The witch doctor Ze urged them.

Shu Yang was confused by the witch doctor Ze's look of sudden enlightenment. What did he understand? Why did he feel weird? Without thinking too much, he just followed him quickly with a laugh.

Arriving at his own cave, Shu Yang wanted to ask the witch doctor Ze to treat Ha Ha first. After all, he was implicated because of him. Shu Yang felt quite guilty towards him.

"Take it off!" Seeing that there was no one around, the witch doctor Ze said to Shu Yang.

"Huh?! Take off? Take off what?" Shu Yang was confused.

"Of course you have to take off your pants! Oh! There's no one here now, so why be embarrassed? Don't blame me for not telling you. Special parts cannot be treated with a delayed treatment. Otherwise, you will be disliked by females and you won't be able to have cubs. Don't blame me for not reminding you!" said the witch doctor Ze righteously.

"I……"

“Awoo~Awoo~” “Wow~Oh my God! Poor Yang cub, I didn’t expect you to be so seriously injured. It’s all my fault. I didn’t protect you well! What should I do! You haven’t passed on the family line yet...Awoo~!”

"Shut up!" Shu Yang couldn't stand it anymore, and smashed Haha's head with his fist as big as a sandbag. He was making him talk nonsense. He was really everywhere.

Shu Yang finally understood the way the witch doctor Ze looked at him. What a mistake! What a huge mistake!

"Mr. Witch Doctor, you misunderstood! I only injured my leg. As for the special parts, let's show Haha first. I guess his butt is almost swollen like a pig's butt!" Shu Yang looked at Haha and said with glee.

"Oh! Oh! Good that you are not hurt. Haha... Then let me show it to the Wolf King first?" The witch doctor Ze, who knew that he had misunderstood, hurried to make amends.

"Yes! Yes! If you need my help, feel free to let me know." Shu Yang replied.

The witch doctor Ze pushed aside the thick wolf hair. "Aiya~! Aiya!"

"Awoo~Awoo~" "What's the matter? Why are you just sighing? Say something!" He sighed a few times, and laughed out loud, his heart beating fast.

"Master Witch Doctor, is it serious?" Shu Yang also put away his thoughts of watching the show. His expression was full of tension and concern.

"Oh, it's okay. It's just that his hair is too thick, and it's difficult to apply medicine. Let's put it this way, Yangzai, help me shave all his hair!" said the witch doctor Ze.

"Crack!" Thunderbolt! Haha, the whole wolf was stunned. "Awoo~Awoo~" "No! Absolutely not! Yang cub, don't listen to this old Biden. Woo woo woo..." Is this human language? He actually wants to shave off the hair on his butt. What's the difference between this and being naked? Do you want the wolf to live? !

"Haha! We must listen to the witch doctor. Be good, shave the hair, and it will grow back in a few days. But if you don't treat your butt, and it gets infected to important parts, it will be too late. By then you will have to pass on the family line." Shu Yang tried hard to hold back his laughter and repeated Haha's words to him verbatim.

Haha was immersed in sadness and didn't notice his fake kindness. He only heard about the continuation of the family line. He closed his eyes and hardened his heart. "Awoo~Awoo~Okay then!"

Shu Yang suppressed his laughter and took out his sharp iron knife from his treasure bag. With a few slashes, he shaved off all the wolf hair on Haha's butt.

Haha was lying on the ground, shedding sad tears. He was tired of love and looked like he had no desire to live.

"Well, that's good. It's much easier to check now. Oh my! It's so swollen. I don't have enough medicine!..." Witch Doctor Ze looked at Haha's big butt and sighed.

"What medicine do you need? I'll go get it!" Shu Yang looked at the horrible looking big butt and said sympathetically.

"Don't worry, don't panic! I have a way. Go ask your sister for some breast milk. Breast milk is very effective in treating bee venom. I'll give it to him and clean the wound." The witch doctor Ze instructed Shu Yang.

"what?!"

"Ouch~ what?"

"This this……"

"Oh my! What's this? How much medicine should be applied to his big butt? Besides, if you don't use the existing medicine, you'd be stupid. Go and come back soon!" Witch Doctor Ze waved to Shu Yang, signaling him to go and ask for milk. He then helped Haha clean the wound.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Don't go! I feel like I'm almost healed! Really!" Oh my god! This is even more shameful than shaving! How can he go out and see people? He should just die.

Looking at Haha, howling like a ghost, Shu Yang clenched his fists. He made up his mind and went to the next cave.

Several people were guarding the two cubs. Shi Erye was holding a bowl and feeding Shi Li medicine. Seeing Shu Yang coming in, he hurriedly asked: "Yang cubs, did the witch doctor treat you? Are you okay?"

Everyone looked at him. Although they didn't say much, their eyes were full of concern.

"Uncle, are you okay? Does the place where you were stung by the bee still hurt? Master witch doctor, did you apply medicine?" After drinking the medicine, Shi Li expressed her concern eagerly.

"Bee sting?!" Everyone finally realized what was happening. No wonder there were no wounds. What on earth did they do in the jungle? How did they get targeted by bees?

"Thank you, Libao! Is uncle no longer in pain? Libao also needs to have a good rest, okay?!" Shu Yang said gently to the cute little baby.

He raised his head and looked at everyone with a vague look. He didn't know how to start.

"Well...well, the witch doctor asked me to come...um...that is...ah~!" Shu Yang stuttered and still couldn't say it.

"Ouch! Yangzai, what do you want to say? Aren't you anxious?! But if you want to say it, I'm dying of holding it in!" The impatient Ziya asked quickly.

Everyone stared at him and nodded in agreement.

Boom~ Shu Yang felt the heat surge from the soles of his feet to the top of his head. His face was as red as a cooked shrimp. "Brother Ming, come out for a moment. I have something to tell you." It was better to be embarrassed in front of everyone than to be embarrassed in front of one person. Shu Yang chose the side with less risk. Although he would know it in the end, it was much better than having several pairs of eyes staring at him at once.

At the cave entrance, Ming was also stunned after hearing Shu Yang's request. Uh... I can't laugh, I have to be serious and think about all the sad things that happened to me.

"Brother Ming, thank you for your hard work! Remember to send it over later!" After completing the task, Shu Yang fled back to his cave at lightning speed.

Ming ignored everyone's curious gazes and only asked Yue to help look after the two children. He then took Shi Erye with him and went into the bedroom.

"What's going on? So mysterious!?" Shi Erye asked with a confused look on his face.

Ming whispered something in her ear. Shi Erye looked at Ming in disbelief. "Did the witch doctor ask him to come and ask for it?"

"Yeah!" Ming nodded. He held it in. He couldn't let Ye feel that he had no sympathy. After all, Haha turned into a pig's butt to protect his own child. It was reasonable. He had to help him get milk, oh, no! It was potion.

Shi Erye and Ming had the same idea. "Hey! What's the big deal?! They are still embarrassed. Let me squeeze out more and you can send it to them quickly. Don't delay the witch doctor's treatment." As he said that, Shi Erye took out a clean ceramic bowl and squeezed a large bowl full.

Ming watched, swallowing his saliva involuntarily. He cursed himself inwardly, thinking it was shameful. But he couldn't bear to look away.

"Okay! Send it over quickly." Shi Erye was afraid that Shu Yang would feel embarrassed. It was still on top, so he closed the lid! No one could see what was inside. It was also a consideration for their face.