I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Yang Cheng saw Brother Mihua dressed in golden clothes.

It's no surprise to see him here.

He said he wanted to open a fish farm, so he would definitely open a fish farm. Yang Cheng had full faith in his decision.

This person's actions are outrageous.

If one day he said he wanted to pick the moon in the sky, Yang Cheng believed that Brother Mihua would no longer be on Earth the next day.

He was wearing a yellow sports suit today with a few sequins sewn on the chest, which sparkled in the sunlight.

Yang Cheng opened his hands and raised them to his eyebrows, like a monkey looking at the moon.

"Sorry, it's too bright. I plan to go fishing at night, so I wear this shiny outfit today."

"Oh?" Yang Cheng asked curiously, "What does fishing have to do with the shiny things you wear?"

"I'm going to go fishing in the creek, but I'm afraid the electric fisherman will shock me. I'm shining in the moonlight, so if he sees me, he won't shock me..."

"Um... have you ever thought that fish also need to sleep at night?"

“Hahaha…” Mihua laughed, but it sounded a little sad. “There are always fish that can’t sleep because of insomnia, just like people. I often suffer from insomnia…”

When Yang Cheng saw his eyes begin to wander, she knew that he must be thinking about his ex-girlfriend again, so she quickly changed the subject.

"Where do you live? It's getting late. I need to go back to the pig farm to rest."

“I live in a pig farm, too.”

Since visiting the pig farm, Mihua has fallen in love with this place. He said he wanted to live here because he felt safe listening to the pigs grunting at night.

This was Zhu Yaotian's original arrangement. There was no hotel in Zhuzhu Village, and he couldn't let him stay in a villager's home.

What's more, there are still many empty dormitories in the pig farm.

At that moment, Brother Mihua transferred the 10 years' accommodation fee into Qin Che's account in one lump sum.

When Bao's father heard the sound of the credit card payment at home, he grinned and said, "Our Mihua knows how to spend money now... That's cause for celebration."

The old butler's hands trembled as he held the bird's nest. Tears welled up in his eyes. "It's been a long time since the master grinned..."

10 o'clock in the evening.

Qin Che came out of the small restaurant in the village lying naked.

He couldn't stand it anymore. The village chief and his men were too enthusiastic.

This has been going on for almost a week.

The village chief insisted on forcing him to drink the village's special rice wine. Qin Che was not used to it, and he choked after taking a sip.

His ears, face and neck all turned red from choking.

He choked so much that water came out of his nose.

Seeing this, Wu Zheng quickly picked up a glass of water on the table and handed it to the boss.

Qin Che opened his mouth and gulped it all down.

Sudden.

"Pfft!"

He spurted it out.

"Damn it, this is white... ugh... wine! Bastard!"

It was the first time Qin Che had sworn in public. Wu Zheng was so angry that he almost died.

The cup could hold half a bottle of mineral water, and Qin Che drank it all in one gulp.

I usually don’t even drink beer, but now I actually drank 500ml of white wine.

Qin Che felt his stomach was burning and his body was in dire straits.

He couldn't even stand steadily and fell to the ground.

Everyone present drank a little too much.

The drunk Wu Zheng and Zhu Yaotian helped Qin Che up with great difficulty. After Qin Che finally sat down, he lay on the table and vomited again.

Wu Zheng, who still retained a bit of clarity, felt that he would be doomed tomorrow.

Seeing that his boss's face was as red as an inflamed monkey's butt, he quickly took off his coat.

Qin Che felt much better. He reached out to pull the tie around his neck, but after pulling for a long time he couldn't get it off, and the tie became tighter and tighter.

Wu Zheng stepped forward to help him pull it out, but he couldn't pull it out anymore. His head was also dizzy, not much better than Qin Che.

Zhu Yaotian also came over to help, but he couldn't fix Qin Che's tie either.

There was no choice but to start taking off his shirt.

His body was feverish and continued to release heat.

Wu Zheng and Zhu Yaotian took action together.

Ten minutes later, Qin Che's shirt was taken off and now his upper body was naked.

20 minutes later, Qin Che's suit pants were taken off, and now his lower body was naked.

Only one pair of pants left.

Qin Che put his hands on the waistband of his pants and pulled hard.

"No, Boss, this is a private part, only your wife can see it!"

Deputy Village Chief Zhu Erduo ran over tremblingly, reeking of alcohol as he said:

"Private parts? Where? Let me see?"

The village chief pulled him back with some gibberish.

Zhu Yaotian stood in front of Zhu Erduo and said, "We are not doing any pornography raids today. We have not received this mission."

At this time, Qin Che's shorts had already been pulled off by himself. This was easier to take off than a shirt and pants, and there was no hindrance.

Wu Zheng exclaimed, "The boss's wife is so lucky. No wonder she was so excited that day."

"Hurry up! Put it on Chairman Qin!"

Zhu Yaotian urged Wu Zheng.

Wu Zheng pulled Qin Che's pants up with shaking hands, but Qin Che kept resisting his hands.

"It's so hot!"

"No matter how hot it is, you have to bear it! Boss! You are in danger with so many men here."

The look in Zhu Erduo's eyes just now made him misunderstand. He thought he had some bad intentions.

In the end, Qin Che put his shorts on himself, maintaining a little privacy.

The one with the clearest mind here is Zhu Yaotian. He is afraid that something might happen to Qin Che. After all, he is naked in the middle of the night and what if he catches a cold?

He and Wu Zheng carried Qin Che, one at the head and one at the tail, on their shoulders and walked out of the restaurant.

They refused the restaurant owner's help, feeling that they were still quite sober.

Generally, drunk people say they are not drunk, that they are fine and that they can still drink.

The restaurant owner couldn't bear to see Qin Che naked, so he took a small blanket and covered him, then followed these people until they carried Qin Che to Dr. Zhu's clinic, and then he went back with peace of mind.

It was a little after 10 o'clock in the evening in Zhuzhu Village, and the ground was still very bright. The moon was hanging high in the sky, frogs were croaking, and the breeze was blowing gently.

This situation is very suitable for romance, dating, and playing soccer.

“Mmmmm… Ouch~”

“Mmmmm…～”

"Pop, click, click..."

……

A man and a woman were kissing passionately in the dark.

This man kissed her passionately, as if he had never seen a woman before.

This woman seemed to have never seen a man before, and her bones were softened by the kiss.

"Brother Wei, take a break. Even the donkeys in the production team know how to rest!"

"Sister, how long have we been kissing? Please have pity on me..."

……

"The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are like the Big Dipper."

"Hehe, Shen Beidou..."

Two people passed by carrying a naked man.

……

The couple who were stuck together suddenly separated.

Dong Xiaomei kept touching her mouth.

"What was I doing just now? Oh, I'm so embarrassed! Eh? Who are those people over there?"

"Is that naked man our boss?"