I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Even if Yang Cheng shook her head like an electric fan, it was no use; Old Lady Xu still carried her to the mahjong table.

Yang Cheng was arranged to sit on the left of Old Lady Xu. At this time, sitting on Yang Cheng's left was Xu Guixiang, and opposite him was Xu Fenfang.

Old Mrs. Xu likes to play mahjong with people who don’t know how to play mahjong. She likes their confused look and likes to watch them spend money.

After several women sat down, they started fighting.

Since Yang Cheng "can't play and doesn't understand the rules", the first few games are considered novice experience games, which are free, and the purpose is to make Yang Cheng understand the rules.

Yang Cheng gritted his teeth and played a few rounds, deliberately hitting Old Lady Xu with a few cannons, which made Old Lady Xu scream "Hey hey hey" with a look of heartache.

The trial game was almost over, and Mrs. Xu asked her if she understood the rules.

"I understand a little bit, but why do I keep getting screwed? I have been very careful. I have already bet 40,000, but I got stuck when I bet 50,000."

"Hahaha……"

Old Mrs. Xu and Xu Guixiang laughed out loud at the same time, their faces turning into chrysanthemums.

Old Mrs. Xu said with a smile while rolling the dice, "Take your time, Xiao Chengcheng, practice makes perfect. But this one depends on luck. You'll be the one to beat others next time!"

"How much does it cost, Mom?" Xu Fenfang asked. She felt that this time Mrs. Xu was going to take a big hit because she was going to kill a living being, and Yang Cheng was the novice.

really.

"Don't play such a big one, let's play 1000 yuan, 1000 yuan per piece!"

Wow, it’s so big!

Yang Cheng was confused.

The old men and women in the village usually bet 10 yuan at most, but Old Lady Xu’s bet was 100 times more.

This is a huge gamble!

Old Mrs. Xu is going to take all her WeChat balance!

Yang Cheng felt pain.

Never mind, if I lose, I’ll ask Qin Che for money, hehe.

This time, Old Lady Xu was the banker. She started by touching the tiles first, and the others continued to touch the tiles in a clockwise order.

After drawing all the opening cards, Yang Cheng's eyes lit up and he was overjoyed.

This card is going to be amazing!

This card is quite beautiful:

Yaoji, Yaoji, Yaoji, big pancake, big pancake, Nannannan, Xixixi, white board.

There are a total of three cannons about to be fired and one bystander.

Yang Cheng was secretly delighted, as the game started with a trump card. As long as he was not blind, everyone would be able to take a few of its pieces.

In fact, Yang Cheng was wrong.

She was hugely wrong.

She miscalculated.

In this game, she didn't capture everyone's pieces.

on the contrary……

"Rubbish!"

Old Lady Xu played her card first, playing a West Wind. "Useless thing, get out of here!"

Mrs. Xu's cards are also invincible:

Two cakes, three cakes, four cakes, thirty thousand, forty thousand, nine strips, nine strips, nine strips, east east east, west.

This card looks very smooth. Although it does not have as many bombs as Yang Cheng, this card is quite beautiful.

The only thing she needs to win by herself is the Nine Cakes. Even if she doesn't win by herself, she still has a Cannon. Even if no one else wins, she still has four Nines. This hidden Gang will be counted on everyone later.

Old Mrs. Xu was so happy that she couldn't stop smiling. At the beginning of the game, she threw out a random person and then waited for others to make a hit, or she would draw a hit by herself.

Xu Guixiang smiled and said, "Mom, it looks like you have good luck!"

Old Mrs. Xu didn't say anything, but raised her eyebrows and looked smug.

It was Xu Fenfang's turn to draw a card. She was about to reach out...

"Wait! Mom, sit down for a while, let me touch you!"

Yang Cheng pushed out three West Winds, touched five cakes and threw them out again, then picked up Old Lady Xu's West Wind and put it in front of himself. The four West Winds were neatly arranged.

"Grandma! I'm sorry, you just gave me a blow~"

Mrs. Xu laughed. She was not panicked at all. It was just a joke.

"Hahaha...Xiao Chengcheng, you're good. You learn very quickly. Come on!"

Because Yang Cheng touched Old Lady Xu, and Old Lady Xu was sitting below her, it was Old Lady Xu who drew the cards next.

"Damn man! I'll hit you!"

Old Mrs. Xu touched a "Nanfeng" and threw it on the table.

Another useless thing.

"Mom! Wait a minute! Let me touch it!"

Yang Cheng pushed the three old men out, touched out thirty thousand and threw it away, then picked up Old Lady Xu's Nanfeng and put it in front of himself. The four Nanfengs were neatly arranged.

Old Mrs. Xu was a little unhappy, her face was a little gloomy. She had fired two shots in a row. This was such bad luck.

Yang Cheng's cards now are:

Little chicken, little chicken, little chicken, big pancake, big pancake, blank board.

It was Mrs. Xu's turn to draw cards again.

"Wu Dalang Shaobing! Get out of here!"

Old Mrs. Xu took out a cake and threw it on the table angrily: What the hell are you touching?

This time Xu Fenfang didn't reach out her hand, she just sat there waiting.

2 seconds later.

"grandmother!"

Yang Cheng picked up her pancakes and put them together with her three.

Now in front of her were the three cannons fired by Old Lady Xu.

Old Mrs. Xu was so angry that smoke was coming out of her nostrils.

She continued to touch.

"Bang! Damn old hen!"

A chicken was thrown on the table.

then.

This little chicken was picked up again.

Yang Cheng quietly launched three little chickens...

Old Mrs. Xu’s face turned pale.

Xu Guixiang: "Mom, you've fired three shots in a row."

Old Mrs. Xu’s face turned even paler, smoke came out of her nose and she was breathing heavily.

Xu Fenfang held her chin with both hands and watched the show.

This play is so good, so fun.

Now Yang Cheng only has one card in his hand:

whiteboard.

After finishing the game, she will draw the cards.

The other three stared at her hands...

Old Mrs. Xu: Please don’t let it be a coffin board! Please don’t let it be a coffin board!

"It's the coffin board!"

Yang Cheng showed his cards and Xu Fenfang shouted excitedly.

Xu Guixiang looked at Old Mrs. Xu worriedly.

This time, she didn't touch a single thing.

It was all Old Lady Xu setting off firecrackers!

"Oh, did I masturbate? How much is this in total? I don't know how to calculate."

Yang Cheng, who “can’t” play mahjong, naturally doesn’t know how to count money.

But she is also a good mother-in-law.

"One cannon is 1 yuan, three cannons are yuan, and if you win by yourself, the person who clicks the cannon will get yuan. If you win by yourself, everyone will get another yuan."

"So...?" Yang Cheng tilted his head and asked, how much should each person give?

"The old lady gave 30,000 each, and my elder sister and I each got 6,000, hehe..." Xu Fenfang calculated it clearly for her.

This time Yang Cheng indeed made a wrong estimate.

She didn't eat everyone's seeds, but she ate most of Old Lady Xu's seeds.

“Ding~ 6,000 yuan has been credited to your Alipay account.”

Yang Cheng's phone rang with the sound of money arriving.

Xu Fenfang was the first to transfer money.

“Ding~ 6,000 yuan has been credited to your Alipay account.”

This belongs to Xu Guixiang.

Six thousand yuan is okay for her, but thirty thousand is a lot!

It was only the first time, and although she was a little reluctant, she still gave it to him readily as an elder. She couldn't cheat, right?

A few minutes later……

The third "ding" hasn't sounded yet.

Three pairs of eyes looked at Old Mrs. Xu.

Yang Cheng felt that it didn’t matter if Old Lady Xu didn’t give him money. The old lady played mahjong just for fun, so it was okay for her not to give him money now if she was unhappy.

"Grandma...can you not..."

"cinnamon?"

Old Mrs. Xu interrupted her.

It is impossible not to give.

This old man is so embarrassed that he starts by blaming his grandson's wife for everything. It's a bit embarrassing to say it out loud.

Old Mrs. Xu stared at Xu Guixiang.

Xu Guixiang felt something was wrong.

"Guixiang? I'm an old lady who doesn't know how to use a mobile phone. I don't have that much money. Please help me give it to Xiao Chengcheng!"

Xu Guixiang:? ?