I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

"You big bad guy, you big bad guy, I'll ask my grandma to beat you to death, wuwu..."

The little fat boy ran away crying, calling for his grandma.

This child must have been spoiled by his grandmother. He abuses animals and spits at such a young age.

Yang Cheng thought of his lovely nephew, who had been polite, civilized, and hygienic since he was a child. This little fat boy, wow...

Yang Cheng patted the green residue on his hands, washed his hands at the sink, then squatted on the ground to look at Brother Ji and Sister Zhu who were still shivering.

Brother Ji was indeed frightened.

It's useless to find a backer.

When the fat boy wanted to sit on the little pig girl, it didn't resist at all. It looked around with its innocent eyes wide open. It didn't start to grunt until the fat boy sat on its belly.

Brother Chicken, who was stepped on the ground by the fat boy, was angry and anxious. The chicken leg in his hand was a naked threat. Seeing his companion's thigh being bitten hard by the fat boy, Brother Chicken felt like he had lost all desire to live.

It felt like it was going to be eaten alive by him in the next second.

Fortunately, at the very end, the Fairy Sister came again.

I can't stay in this vegetable garden for even a second. Useless pig, useless at all~

Yang Cheng touched Brother Chicken's head, and then touched Little Pig Girl's belly:

"This little fat guy probably won't come again."

There was a hint of fear in Brother Ji and Little Pig Girl's eyes.

"Ahem, if he comes again, I'll continue to pull down his pants and spank his butt."

Brother Ji was completely disappointed. At that time, the fat guy had already played with them both. What was the point of spanking him? It was after the fact and it was useless.

After comforting the two little animals, Yang Cheng got up and went back to the living room.

The fat little boy who had complained was crying so hard that he was in tears.

As the only grandson of Qin Che's aunt, Xiao Dundun has been a treasure since he was a child.

His aunt would give him whatever he wanted.

There are a lot of toy excavators, tractors, sprinkler trucks, bulldozers at home... there are at least 100 toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy. Even these are not enough for him to play with. When he sees the dolls in the hands of the little girl next door, he will ask for them.

When the little girl refused to give it to him, he tried to snatch it away. After he got it, he pulled the doll's hair and pulled out all the golden hair, making her become bald.

That was not enough, he removed the doll's hands and feet, turning it into a human pig. When he was done playing with it, he returned it to the girl.

He didn't know why, but he was very happy because it smelled good when he gave others the correct version.

When Yang Cheng walked back to the living room, he saw the little fat boy with his green butt exposed, wiping his tears and nestling in his grandmother's arms. His grandmother was getting up and preparing to settle the score with Yang Cheng.

"It was you? It was you! You beat Little Dun Dun? His bottom was bruised? My mother, look at your great-grandson, how pitiful he is. An adult beats a child? Xu Fenfang! I came to your house as a guest, and you bully him like this?"

Xu Guixiang's red eyebrows stood up, and her head of red hair was almost reaching the sky.

Old Mrs. Xu also looked unhappy and snorted.

Xu Fenfang didn’t know what was going on, she felt that Yang Cheng must have been wronged.

"It's unfair! Aunt! Grandma! Mom! Listen to me!"

Yang Cheng yelled.

"Little Dun Dun was pooping and peeing in the vegetable garden just now. He saw the pigs in the garden and was probably frightened. He sat down on the vegetables in the garden! I pulled him up, didn't I, Dun Dun?"

"Wow wow wow, puff puff!"

The little fat boy was almost fainted from anger and launched another saliva attack.

"Puff...Puff...She, she, she spanked my butt, pulled, pulled, pulled my pants, wuwu...beat her to death!"

Xu Fenfang felt relieved when she heard what Yang Cheng said.

I knew that this little fat guy was talking nonsense again. Last time he came here, he pooped on the big lawn. After that, he said it was Uncle Fang who did it. It was really hilarious.

Xu Fenfang suddenly became full of morale:

"Oh, he's spitting saliva, big sister, your little Dun Dun has a bad habit! It's normal for children to poop, don't be embarrassed!

The same thing happened last time when he was pooping. How could our Uncle Fang, who is so old, poop everywhere? Hehehe...

Little Fatty, you can’t do this. Are you blaming others for spanking you?

Tsk tsk, big sister, you can't spoil me too much!"

Old Mrs. Xu was silent just now because of the previous criminal record. She is not so shameless. If anyone hits her great-grandson's butt, she will jump up.

Xu Guixiang had a stern face.

She now doesn't know whether her grandson's butt was spanked or not, because the butt is now green and there is no sign of being spanked.

What Yang Cheng said seems to make sense...

Last time, my grandson was pooping on the lawn and was seen by Uncle Fang. Uncle Fang laughed at him and came back to say that the poop was Uncle Fang’s...

Xu Guixiang was shocked at the time. This lie was too outrageous and embarrassing...

Thinking of this past event, Xu Guixiang calmed down. She touched her grandson's butt and looked at his crying face. She had a stern face and said nothing.

She really wanted to curse someone, but she didn’t know who to curse. Oh, so angry!

"Your butt is covered in grass residue. I'll take you to wash it, okay? Don't be shy."

Yang Cheng pretended to take two steps and stretched out his hand to take Xiao Dundun.

"Wuwaa ...

The little fat boy's face turned red, and his snot and tears covered Xu Guixiang. He only said these two sentences to her. Yang Cheng held her mouth tightly, and she was almost laughing to death.

"Come on, come on, I'll take you to wash. I told you not to pee or poop anywhere, but you just wouldn't listen! Hey..."

After Old Lady Xu and Xu Guixiang left, Xu Fenfang pulled Yang Cheng to sit on the dining chair and told her to eat quickly.

"This little fat boy is lying again."

"Mom, he didn't lie, I really spanked him..."

Xu Fenfang: "Hmm? Hmm?"

Yang Cheng told Xu Fenfang the whole story.

“Hahahaha… I’m dying of laughter…”

Xu Fenfang slapped the table and laughed like a barbell, "This little kid is so naughty, he should be taught a lesson! Beat him until his butt is bruised! Beat him so hard that his grandmother won't recognize him!"

Yang Cheng: “…”

night.

Yang Cheng was lying on the bed applying a facial mask. She hadn't applied one for more than half a month. She was covered in dust and dirt every day at the pig farm and didn't even use toner. One reason was that she was too lazy, and the other reason was that she felt there was no need.

The environment on the mountain in Zhuzhu Village is quite good, with green plants everywhere, fresh air and suitable temperature. The girls there are all pretty except for the dark spots on their skin.

Just look at Dong Xiaomei and you will know. There is not a single acne on her face. Her clean face is glowing with black light.

There, Yang Cheng felt that her skin had improved a lot and was clear and bright every day.

Why do some ancient books describe girls as very beautiful, with skin as white as cream, complexion as red as rouge, and face as rosy as peach blossoms? It is because the environment there is good, without so much air pollution.

Yang Cheng was thinking so much that he was about to fall asleep.

"Ants hey, ants roar, ants huh, ants ah, ants ha..."

The cell phone rings.

"Hello? Handsome guy?"