I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

"Hic... um..."

Old Mrs. Xu, who only drinks Coke, put down the empty bottle after drinking it and burped for half a minute. The air was filled with the smell of Coke.

After sitting here for most of the day, the old lady was tired. She had just drunk a cup of Coke and was a little sleepy now. She wanted to make things difficult for Yang Cheng again, but she really wanted to sleep.

"I want to go to bed. Um...Fenfang, which room should I stay in?"

Xu Fenfang quickly called Xu Ma over and took her to the bedroom on the third floor.

Although Mrs. Xu is over 70 years old, her mental state and physical strength are very good. She waved her hands and followed Xu's mother up the stairs.

When Xu Guixiang saw the old lady going upstairs, she felt that there was no point in showing off her power here and it was boring, so she also said that she wanted to go upstairs and have a rest.

After the two people left, only Yang Cheng and Xu Fenfang were left in the living room.

Xu Fenfang felt a little embarrassed. Her mother had been throwing a tantrum and had forced her daughter-in-law to ride a bicycle for most of the day. This gift was a real surprise.

"Chengzi, Qin Che's grandmother is like this. She likes to mess around. She has nothing to do after eating. If you feel uncomfortable, come and sit here."

Xu Fenfang pulled Yang Cheng to the sofa and asked her to sit next to her.

"If you feel uncomfortable, let's sit here and scold her together. Oh, right!" She suddenly remembered something, "and his aunt, let's scold her together."

Yang Cheng: "...Is this really okay, Mom?"

"pretty good."

Old Mrs. Xu was very good at throwing tantrums, clapping her hands on the ground, crying and beating her chest and stamping her feet... Xu Fenfang was afraid of her, but when Old Mrs. Xu was not around, she could scold her, commonly known as satisfying her bad temper.

Yang Cheng felt that Old Lady Xu was a bit of a tantrum, and a bit... emotionally unstable, but she didn't dare to scold her along with her mother-in-law.

"Well... let's take a break and stop wasting our time."

"Ah, my daughter-in-law is thoughtful and caring. Our Qin Che has good taste and found a good daughter-in-law. Our Qin family is so blessed, hahaha."

After saying this, Xu Fenfang touched her forehead and patted her chest, looking a little tired.

"Okay, you're tired from riding your bike, go upstairs and take a rest. Take a nap. I'll go read a novel. Where was the last time I read it?

It seems that a woman brought a little kid and said he was Tie Niu’s illegitimate child. Do you think he is Tie Niu’s illegitimate child? "

Yang Cheng quickly shook his head like a rattle. He couldn't reveal the secret. If he did, the whole family would die.

"Mom, you have to read it yourself. It won't make any sense if I tell you."

"Oh, that's right!" Xu Fenfang said as she went upstairs, "Don't spoil the story. Don't spoil the story. Spoilers will kill the whole family."

After Xu Fenfang left, Yang Cheng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

tired.

It's really a bit tiring.

It’s not that I’m physically tired, it’s that I’m mentally tired.

She had a feeling that Old Lady Xu and his aunt would cause trouble again, but judging from their mental state, they seemed to be in good condition.

"Giggle cluck..."

Suddenly, a rooster crowed in the backyard.

Yang Cheng thought of her chicken brother. She hadn't seen it for a long time. She felt that the voice sounded a bit miserable, as if someone was being strangled by the neck. She hurried to the backyard.

When Yang Cheng is not at home, it is Xu Ma who takes care of Brother Ji. When I say taking care of it, she actually just feeds it.

Chicken brother is relatively easy to raise. In addition to eating vegetable leaves, it also likes to eat spicy strips and biscuits. Its favorite is the green tongue. Once it is satisfied with eating, Chicken Brother has no other pursuits.

Eat and sleep, sleep and play, play and eat, eat and sleep again. My daily life is very regular and my schedule is very healthy.

When he was at Brother Niu's house, he had the tasks of crowing and teasing the old hens. Although Brother Chicken was called "Brother", he didn't want to do what the eldest brother should do at all.

It doesn't want a "brother and sister-in-law" at all. A spouse is dispensable. The life of a chicken is short. It is not worth wasting time on getting married, having children and raising chicks.

How can one be happy? Happiness is very simple. Just do whatever you want. No one will urge you to get married or have children. Then you don’t have to build a chicken coop, have the pressure of a house, or take care of chicks.

Brother Chicken said that to be a happy chicken, eat, sleep, play beans, face the sea, and have a warm heart.

Doudou is a caterpillar in the vegetable garden. The chicken doesn't eat it, but pecks at it every day just for fun.

The days at the Qin family were the happiest in its life.

No need to crow or tease the old hen.

But the happy days seem a little short.

Brother Ji is extremely unhappy today.

It is now tied to a tree by a 3 and a half year old kid.

The chicken's neck was tied to the tree trunk with a rope, forming two circles. Its two claws were also tied to the tree, so it couldn't move.

This is not the worst thing. The worst thing is that this little brat is strangling its neck with his chubby hands.

The little kid has no idea of ​​the seriousness of his actions. The chicken was strangled by it and is about to die.

"Let go!"

A heavenly sound rang out above it.

Saved!

It saw a woman in white clothes, with her head down, trying to untie it in a hurry.

Fairy sister! ?

is it you?

Brother Ji was touched and excited.

Yang Cheng rushed to the backyard and saw a heartbreaking scene:

Brother Ji, who usually has good food and drink and has never suffered any injustice here, was tied up by a little brat.

She pushed the brat aside, pulled his hands apart, and quickly untied Brother Ji.

The rescued chicken flapped its wings, stepped on its legs, and ran madly into the vegetable garden, crowing as it ran, and finally disappeared among the clumps of water spinach leaves.

He looked quite frightened.

This increased Brother Ji's fear of marriage.

Sure enough, none of these little brats are easy to deal with.

Now, this tiresome little brat puffed up his big fat face, stared at Yang Cheng with his big eyes, and sucked his little finger.

Qin Che's aunt just said that her little grandson is here too. Looking at the age of this child, he is his aunt's little grandson, there is no doubt about it.

Yang Cheng gently poked the kid's forehead with his index finger, and he was pushed back a few steps.

"Little brat, do you know what you just did?"

The little brat didn't say anything, and what answered her was a string of snot.

Yang Cheng continued to poke his round belly with his index finger. This time the little brat did not step back because his belly was elastic and could withstand Yang Cheng's force. Yang Cheng's index finger was bounced back by his belly.

"That's a little chicken, a good friend of humans. You can't treat it like that!"

The little brat still didn't say anything. He changed his hand and continued sucking, then looked up at Yang Cheng with his big eyes.

Yang Cheng was touched by his cute appearance.

She thought of her little nephew, who was also chubby and cute when he was this age.

But no one is as naughty as him.

The chickens, ducks, and geese we raise at home... My nephew has never tied up anyone like this before.

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Yang Cheng continued to tease him deliberately.

"If you bully small animals again next time, I will take off your pants, understand?"