I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Yang Chengzi walked out of the pig farm with tears in her eyes.

Before leaving, Dong Dabao brought little pig girl with him.

"Madam, the little pig's fear of heights has almost been cured. It's no problem to throw it down from the 18th floor."

The little pig girl shuddered.

Yang Cheng rolled his eyes, "Huh? If you throw him down, he'll die. That's a big problem."

Are you cursing my pig?

"Um... I mean it can fit into a building as tall as 18 stories. I'm exaggerating."

Yang Cheng was angry. Dong Dabao was still so quick-witted and talking nonsense.

How dare you curse such a cute little pig and scare the little pig? What an exaggeration!

"How many times have you copied the employee code of conduct? How about I ask the boss to give you more? Add another 18 times so that you can practice your handwriting. Besides, 8 means "prosperity", which sounds good."

"No... no need, your hands will break if you copy so many!"

Dong Dabao wanted to cry. These hands would have to deliver Zhu Dachang’s sow tomorrow, so there couldn’t be any mistakes!

"I was just kidding you, an exaggeration."

Dong Dabao: "...Thank you. I will seek truth from facts in the future. I...I will go to copy books..."

After saying that, Dong Dabao quickly left the gate.

Yang Cheng carried the little pig into Uncle Fang’s car.

Sitting in the passenger seat, Yang Cheng felt a little sad.

After staying at home for a few days, I will go back to my hometown to raise chickens again, and I will have fewer opportunities to come to the pig farm.

I have been at the pig farm for quite a long time and I am familiar with the people and pigs here. I feel a little reluctant to leave.

After a while, passing by the village entrance, she saw two familiar figures through the car window.

Eating stinky tofu at the stall.

It’s Li Qiang and Xiao Fang.

There were already seven or eight empty bowls piled up on their table.

Li Qiang was blowing the hot air off the stinky tofu with his mouth. After that, he carefully put it into Xiaofang's bowl.

Xiaofang picked up the stinky tofu and ate it in one bite.

Li Qiang continued to blow the stinky tofu with his mouth, and then handed it to Xiaofang, who ate it in one bite as usual.

Such a sweet and heartwarming picture.

In this case, Li Qiang should have caught up with Xiaofang.

People say that only in front of the people closest to you can you dare to release your nature and show your truest self.

The way Xiaofang ate the stinky tofu so boldly and unrestrainedly showed that she had let herself go and completely let go of her reserve.

Looking at the smile on Xiaofang's lips, Yang Cheng was filled with emotion. Hard work pays off, and Li Qiang and Xiaofang had a perfect ending.

At this time, the stinky tofu stall is on.

Li Qiang handed over a piece of stinky tofu, "Xiao Fang... Fang, are you full? This is a bit too much, it's easy to feel full."

Xiaofang dipped a bowl of chili sauce and said, "Baji... I'm very angry about what you said to me. If I don't eat, I will think about it and I will be even angrier."

Li Qiang continued to offer a piece of stinky tofu, "It's all my fault. I shouldn't have said you were fat and rough, but... I'm really worried about your health. There are 8 pieces of stinky tofu in a bowl, and you've already eaten 9 bowls..."

Xiaofang didn't move her mouth. "Now that you put it that way... I think I still can't agree to be your girlfriend."

"Why?! We have already done that..."

"Yeah, we shared a piece of stinky tofu, that's nothing."

"This... this is not love? Why should I be sad? I deserve it..." Tears began to flash in Li Qiang's eyes.

"No," Xiaofang was also a little annoyed, "I mean, I ate so much, but you only ate half of it and didn't want to eat it anymore, which means that we can't eat the whole piece."

Li Qiang was silent. He really couldn't eat that thing.

Xiaofang continued:

"Since we can't eat together, it means we have no tacit understanding and no fate. We won't be able to talk together, play together, or sleep together in the future..."

what?

Can't sleep together?

This can't possibly happen!

I, Li Qiang, am really strong, Xiaofang, you have to believe me!

Li Qiang quickly brought the bowl of stinky tofu that the boss had just served to himself.

"Baji... um... stinky... baji... ugh... baji... I eat..."

1 minute later.

"Can I...burp...eat...with you now, Fang?"

"can."

"Then we can still chat and play together...hiccup...right?"

"Ah."

"Can we sleep together then?"

Xiaofang threw the chopsticks at his chest and her face turned red.

"Hate!"

What people just said was "beating each other together". Between lovers, it is inevitable that they beat each other and flirt with each other.

But Li Qiang was anxious!

"Xiaofang! Don't hate me! I can still eat more..."

……

Qin family.

living room.

Three people sat on the 5-meter-long sofa.

She has gray hair, a shiny tea-red forehead, bright eyes, a slightly pursed mouth, and her crossed legs that are shaking constantly. This is Old Lady Xu.

Red hair, red eyebrows, slightly wrinkled eyes, and downturned mouth corners. This is Qin Che's aunt, Xu Guixiang.

Her black hair is piled high, her big eyes are clear and bright, there are some wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, and her skin is fair. This is Qin Che's mother, Yang Cheng's mother-in-law, Xu Fenfang.

Xu Fenfang frowned and repeated what she had just said:

"Mom, I really don't have any Coke here."

Old Mrs. Xu adjusted her sitting posture and crossed her legs higher, almost touching the coffee table.

"Hmph!" She snorted, "If you don't have it, go buy some."

"We don't have a store here, and it takes more than 20 minutes to drive. I remember you didn't drink Coke before. Don't you only like to drink Sprite?"

"Boom."

"Boom."

Old Mrs. Xu's legs finally hit the coffee table, making a noise.

Mrs. Xu: "As I get older, my tastes change."

"Mom, you are old now. You should drink less of this kind of beverage. It is not good for your health."

Xu Fenfang covered her face and her eyelids secretly rolled up.

She knew her mother was going to cause trouble. Less than 5 minutes after sitting here, she started to make trouble.

This is a villa area. There are single-family villas within a radius of 10 miles. There is no convenience store at all. The servants will buy the daily necessities for everyone in advance.

Xu Fenfang had already bought the food and daily necessities that her mother and her older sister usually liked, but the old lady insisted on drinking Coke today. There was Sprite on the table, but she just refused to drink it. She was just looking for trouble.

Uncle Fang went to pick up Yang Cheng. Old Li and Old Liu, who were weeding, were nowhere to be found. Aunt Xu was at home too, and she was sent to the kitchen by Old Lady Xu to stew chicken soup.

Who's going to buy a Coke?

Xu Fenfang didn't want to buy it.

Xu Fenfang didn't want to buy it, so naturally someone "forced" her to buy it.

Xu Guixiang spoke:

"Mom finally came to your place just to drink some Coke, Xu Fenfang, can you please understand me?

I watched TV yesterday and the rich people there like to put on airs. I was thinking at the time, our Fenfang has always been obedient and sensible since she was a child. Now that she has money, she never puts on airs in front of us. "

Xu Fenfang's face turned blue with anger.

She really wanted to beat up this elder sister and slap her hard in the face with a slipper.

From childhood to adulthood, she has been involved in everything, and she is the number one in ridicule.

"Sister, what kind of rubbish TV show are you watching? Now..."