I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

"The pigs in your pig farm are so white and tender..."

"And they all look very docile. When I say hello to them, they even respond with eye contact. How do you raise them? They're like spirits, hahahaha..."

"You guys look very promising for the next 'National Pig Beauty Pageant'. We are looking forward to it."

Speaking of this, several village cadres all revealed smiles of confidence and pride.

This is a great opportunity for Zhuzhu Village to become famous. Judging from the current condition of the pigs in the pig farm, the champion of the pig beauty pageant will definitely be here.

After looking at a few more pig pens, the leader began to praise the pigs' daily lives.

"And the living environment of the pigs, there is no pig smell, everything is fragrant, each pig pen is clean and sanitary, it is fresher than our Xiao Li's dormitory, hahahaha..."

The mayor's secretary, Xiao Li, blushed and said, "It's a bachelor's room, so it's more casual!"

Dong Dabao at the side suddenly said, "We have a lot of single female employees in our pig farm. Would you like to consider it?"

Qin Che rolled his eyes at him: You're quite capable of interrupting someone who's joking.

Dong Dabao's face turned red after being glared at by his boss. He spoke too quickly and was careless!

Wu Zheng was also speechless. He raised his shiny leather shoe and stomped on him hard.

Dong Dabao grimaced as he was stepped on, but he tried not to scream out, so he had to rub the soles of his feet hard on the ground to relieve the pain.

……

Yang Cheng and the others were watching from a distance behind.

"I was so focused on eating pheasant that I forgot the leader was inspecting here! Let's eat it tomorrow."

"They probably won't come. The wild vegetable digging department is very close to the feces cleaning department. The leaders will definitely not come to our side specially."

Li Qiang analyzed and concluded that the leaders would not be interested in feces.

Pheasant can still be roasted.

Yang Cheng thought it made sense, "Then let's go over there first and bake it later."

Several people turned around and prepared to leave the feeding area.

Just then, a pig covered in mud ran towards them from the side.

This pig ran quite fast, but its head seemed to be injured. It kept shaking violently from side to side as it ran.

Yang Cheng thought it looked familiar. The shape of this pig was quite similar to Zhu Xiaochang from yesterday. When he saw it shaking its head, he was sure it was Zhu Xiaochang.

I just don't know why it doesn't stay in the pigsty and is now running around outside.

When Zhu Xiaochang was 500 meters away from Yang Cheng and the others, he suddenly changed direction and ran towards the breeding area.

When Yang Cheng saw this, he became so anxious that his throat rose.

The city leaders are in front. If this dirty pig runs over, that would be terrible. The leaders' good impression of the pig farm would be gone.

This will not only affect the image of the pig farm, but also the reputation of Zhuzhu Village.

"Ouch! Don't let it pass!"

Yang Cheng shouted anxiously.

The three people digging wild vegetables were so anxious that they were spinning around in place, and even Li Gang started humming.

Suddenly, Li Qiang snatched the pheasant from Ah Dai's hand, stepped back a few steps, blew twice at the pheasant, and then threw it hard at Zhu Xiaochang.

The pheasant drew a parabola in the air like a missile and fell towards Zhu Xiaochang.

Yang Cheng was very happy, thinking that Li Qiang was truly a talented person.

The pheasant was about to hit Zhu Xiaochang.

The pheasant suddenly flapped its wings twice in the air...

Then...flew away...

What a talent... Li Qiang!

Yang Cheng's throat, which had just dropped, dropped again.

She stamped her feet on the ground anxiously.

Suddenly she remembered "Women's Weapons".

She quickly took off her high heels, picked up one and threw it hard at Zhu Xiaochang!

"Cock!"

High heels landed.

Missed.

It’s still a long way from Zhu Xiaochang.

Just then, Li Gang picked up Yang Cheng's other high-heeled shoe.

He frowned, gritted his teeth, stretched out his right arm, raised his front foot into the air, made a shot put posture, and then used all his strength to throw the high heels at Zhu Xiaochang.

"Pfft!"

"thump!"

Li Gang and Zhu Xiaochang fell to the ground at the same time.

Li Gang got up quickly.

Zhu Xiaochang lay on the ground and didn't get up.

Yang Cheng and the others rushed over and saw Zhu Xiaochang with his eyes closed, blood pouring from his head, and his four paws trembling slightly.

It still has to be Li Gang!

So awesome!

Yang Cheng exclaimed in his heart.

Just then, the sound of talking in the feeding area was getting closer.

Oh no! They are coming out!

Each of the four men dragged one of Zhu Xiaochang's pig legs and grunted as they moved Zhu Xiaochang to the bushes nearby.

Time was running out, and several people were trying their best to drag the goods.

Zhu Xiaochang, who weighed more than 400 kilograms, was dragged so hard that he felt dizzy and his head was swollen. The pig skin under his abdomen was almost on fire from the friction.

at last.

The door to the feeding area opened.

The leaders came out.

Zhu Xiaochang was just dragged into the bushes.

Several people sat down on the ground panting. Now they found that Zhu Xiaochang was not only dirty, but also had a bad smell. Yang Cheng seriously suspected that he had gone to Wei Qianfan for a trip.

The leaders did not notice anything unusual and continued to chat and laugh as they walked towards the next target.

Wu Zheng was in the front talking with the leaders.

Qin Che was walking at the back. He had just stayed in the breeding area with his leader for more than 20 minutes, suppressing his inner fear of pigs. Now he wanted to slow down and breathe some fresh air.

Just then, Qin Che saw two shiny high-heeled shoes on the ground.

Isn’t this what Yang Cheng wore yesterday?

How would it appear here?

Why is one of the heels broken?

Where is she?

Qin Che looked around curiously.

Yang Cheng didn't have time to look at him at this moment.

Because she was now covering Zhu Xiaochang's mouth tightly with both hands.

Zhu Xiaochang, who had been unconscious for less than 2 minutes, suddenly woke up for some reason.

The first person to notice it was Li Qiang. He saw its two front legs kicking hard.

Seeing that it was kicking harder and harder, he simply sat down on Zhu Xiaochang's front thigh.

Seeing this, Li Gang sat on Zhu Xiaochang's hind thighs.

Ah Dai grabbed the pig's tail that Zhu Xiaochang was swinging and making a snapping sound.

Yang Cheng covered Zhu Xiaochang's mouth with both hands.

"Wow, this is disgusting, this pig has bad breath!"

Yang Cheng was almost fainted by the smell of Zhu Xiaochang's breath.

Having lived for more than 20 years, Yang Cheng has never smelled such a strong breath. He suspected that Zhu Xiaochang had snail noodles with stinky tofu and durian for breakfast.

Zhu Xiaochang felt like crying but had no tears.

It just wants to be a dirty man quietly.

The dirtier it is, the happier I am, and the dirtier it is, the more comfortable I feel.

But yesterday Zhu Dachang suddenly went crazy and gave it a bath. After the bath, it felt uncomfortable all over. It no longer felt dirty and smelly, and it instantly lost its sense of security.

After holding it in all night, Zhu Xiaochang finally got a chance this morning to sneak out of the pigpen. He ran to the mud pit outside the factory and rolled around. That familiar sense of security came back.

On the way back to the pig pen, Zhu Xiaochang passed by the manure cleaning department and took advantage of the fact that no one was around to roll around in the manure pit. His sense of security reached its peak...

Feeling full of security, Zhu Xiaochang happily ran back to his pigpen. When he was still several hundred meters away, he was suddenly hit on the head by something again.

Zhu Xiaochang fell to the ground, bleeding and twitching...

In a daze, it saw a few psychopaths dragging it along the ground...