I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

After sending the message, Yang Cheng lay back in bed, unable to hide a smile on his face. If Wei Qianfan and Dong Xiaomei could succeed, he would be considered a matchmaker.

It feels so good to be a matchmaker, bringing together two people who don't know each other very well and watching their love. It feels like watching a drama and being a part of it. This real experience is more enjoyable than reading a novel.

Yang Cheng closed the novel and put it on the bed, then crossed his legs under the quilt and felt so happy that he wanted to sing.

Suddenly she thought of the scene in the afternoon when she hugged Qin Che's head and kissed him crazily. Qin Che closed his eyes, slightly opened his mouth, had red lips, a firm chin, and black stubble... Then she kissed him 360 degrees left and right, up and down...

My lips are swollen from kissing...

Oh, I'm so embarrassed that I gave my first kiss like this.

I didn’t feel anything during the day, but now it’s night and it’s quiet, and the more I think about it, the more shy I feel.

Now I know that the shy Yang Cheng shyly patted the quilt with his hands, shyly put down his crossed legs, shyly pounded his legs on the bed a few times, shyly got into the quilt, and covered his head with the quilt...

Suddenly, the quilt was lifted.

Yang Cheng opened his eyes and saw Qin Che's face looking down at him. Qin Che opened his sausage mouth and asked:

"Why are you rolling around in the quilt like a maggot?"

Yang Cheng pouted and said shyly, "I didn't leave, hehe..."

Of course Qin Che knew what she was thinking. When he returned to the office in the afternoon, he heard from his employees that in order to save his unconscious self, Yang Cheng knelt on the ground and held him and performed artificial respiration for 10 minutes.

I wasn't drowning, I was just temporarily unconscious and could still breathe on my own. Who came up with the idea of ​​doing artificial respiration?

Haha, what an outrageous and perverted suggestion.

But, unfortunately, I was dizzy at the time and didn't see Yang Cheng's expression, nor could I feel Yang Cheng's passionate kiss.

When Qin Che saw Yang Cheng rolling around in the quilt, he remembered the artificial respiration he had performed during the day.

"You sucked me during the day and let you take advantage of me. Now I want to suck it back!"

After saying that, he held Yang Cheng's head, bent down and started to nibble.

A little wet.

A bit soft.

A bit slippery.

That feeling from the afternoon came back again.

Qin Che's kissing technique seemed pretty good. His kisses made a loud "ba ba ba" sound, which made Yang Cheng dazed.

Yang Cheng felt like he was floating, floating in the air, floating in the clouds, floating in the troposphere, floating in the stratosphere, floating in the ozone layer...

Suddenly a big, warm hand reached out to her abdomen.

"Has your aunt left yet?"

Yang Cheng opened his blurry eyes and panted, "Not yet... still a little bit..."

After saying this, Yang Cheng felt the hand leave her body and her breathing became smoother.

She returned to bed from the ozone layer.

Yang Cheng opened his eyes and found that Qin Che had already gotten up. He turned over the quilt, put on his slippers, and walked into the bathroom. Soon, the sound of water was heard.

"That's the third time. You'll be able to do it next time. Come on."

Yang Cheng muttered to himself.

……

at this time.

Fantasy World game interface.

Verdant mountains, lush forests, birds singing happily, wild monsters chasing and playing on the ground, and a few fish occasionally poking their heads out of the water to breathe fresh air.

Gentle breezes blew by, creating ripples on the water. A woman in white with long flowing hair stood by the Wangchuan Lake.

The woman stood on a large rock with her back to the screen, wearing a huge wide-brimmed hat that covered her head. She held a long sword in one hand and moved her feet left and right on the rock, as if waiting for someone.

After a while, she jumped off the big rock, and the game nickname above her head also jumped down.

At this time, the "Soul-stealing Mother Orangutan" jumped onto the flat ground, as if she saw something, and hurried forward.

A few seconds ago, Dong Xiaomei's computer voice prompted "Your friend, the Charming Baboon, has come online."

After waiting for a whole night, Wei Qianfan finally came online.

Before she knew that the male baboon was Wei Qianfan, Dong Xiaomei would go online whenever she felt like it, and sometimes she would ignore Wei Qianfan when she saw him.

At that time, when she saw the close-up of Wei Qianfan's baboon-like pectoral muscles, she thought he was an ugly man and there was no need to pay attention to ugly men.

After a while, Dong Xiaomei caught up with Wei Qianfan, and they both came to the gate of the cultivation training camp. Dong Xiaomei did not go forward to say hello, but kept a distance of 2 meters from him.

Suddenly, Wei Qianfan stopped and Dong Xiaomei quickly turned around.

"Female gorilla, is that you? I finally see you online."

Dong Xiaomei took a few seconds to type, "It's me, a male baboon."

Dong Xiaomei was thinking about how to "tactfully" ask him to ask her out again.

The last time Wei Qianfan took the initiative to ask her out for an offline meeting, she thought about it for 0.0001 seconds, and said that she didn’t like “the gorilla’s big pectoral muscles and too much hair,” and refused.

Now Wei Qianfan probably doesn’t have the courage to date the goddess in this game again.

Dong Xiaomei was very upset.

"Are we going to continue fighting monsters in Wangchuan Lake today?" Wei Qianfan asked.

What the hell, this fight lasted for 2 hours, the key now is to "make an appointment" for it.

After a while, Dong Xiaomei finally typed a few words.

"Mr. Baboon, you look very handsome today. You are very suitable for a date."

"Female gorilla, I always wear this outfit, and I don't have a girlfriend, so why would I want to date her?"

"Oh! Male baboon, you seem to be in a very low mood. I can reluctantly let you make an appointment."

Wei Qianfan was overjoyed. Why was the gorilla so enthusiastic and proactive tonight? This was not a hint but a clear statement.

He quickly typed, "Finally I can see the goddess. The way you fight monsters is so graceful and elegant, and your sword dancing moves are so smooth and flowing."

Hahahaha, Dong Xiaomei laughed in her heart. Wei Qianfan actually understood such a subtle hint.

"Female gorilla, where do you live? I'll go find you at your home."

Dong Xiaomei, wearing a red-bottomed gorilla head, walked up to Wei Qianfan and said, "I'm from Zhuzhu Village."

what?

The goddess is right next to me?

Wei Qianfan suppressed his excitement and typed a few lines with trembling hands, "I am also in Zhuzhu Village! We are so destined to meet~ It is really destined, ah!"

I didn’t expect Wei Qianfan in the game to be so showy and speak so viciously.

Dong Xiaomei laughed in her heart.

"Where should we meet? How about the small river in the village?" Wei Qianfan asked.

"OK."

The two people agreed to meet under the big willow tree by the small river in the village at 8 o'clock tomorrow night.

The relationship with the goddess has become one step closer.

Wei Qianfan was so excited that he trembled as he typed out the sentence he had been brewing.

"Oh! Dear female gorilla, can we...play...dual cultivation now?"