I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

"Dabao, you may have eaten too much roast suckling pig and feel a little dizzy. Let me introduce it to you again."

"This is the village chief Zhu Fugui."

Wu Zheng pointed at the village chief as he spoke.

"The one next to him is the deputy village chief Zhu Youcai, and then there's the village party secretary Zhu Yaotian."

Having said this, Wu Zheng paused.

Dong Dabao was puzzled. Well, I know. You don’t need to introduce it to me specifically.

"Ahem, this is the village head Zhu Erduo."

"Come on!"

A pig's ear fell to the ground.

Dong Dabao was confused.

He only knew that the villagers called him Village Chief Zhu, and never noticed that his real name was Zhu Erduo. He had just been talking about pig's butt and pig's tail. How could he compare a village chief with them?

How will I survive in the village in the future?

Dong Dabao wanted to die.

"It's delicious, just keep eating it and don't waste it."

The pig ear that had just fallen to the ground returned to Dong Dabao's hand.

The village party secretary Zhu Yaotian was admitted as a college student village official. They were all young people. He wanted to help Dabao out, so he picked up the pig ear on the ground and put it back into Dong Dabao's hand.

Dong Dabao: "Listen to me... Thank you, because of you, my heart is warm..."

The village head Zhu Erduo stood up, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "It's hard to be a real person, you should be innocent and naive, you have a great future."

(Author's translation: Silly child, you are very naive, and you have a great future.)

Dong Dabao returned to his seat with a bitter face.

You can offend anyone but never offend the officials.

Wu Zheng pushed his arm and asked him curiously, "Yours, translate it for me."

Dong Dabao coughed twice, rolled his eyes, thought for a while, lowered his head, and spoke to Wu Zheng in a low voice.

"Village head Zhu said that I was a young man with a great sense of humor and that the village lacked people like me. He asked me to work hard and that I would have a bright future."

Wu Zheng raised his eyebrows, looking unconvinced, "He said 20 words, and you said 36 words."

Dong Dabao: “I just showed off a bit.”

……

Everyone enjoyed the whole meal very much, except Dong Dabao.

But the way he looked at Qin Che and Wu Zheng, it seemed that they did not look down on him because of his recent mistake. After putting down his chopsticks, Dong Dabao breathed a sigh of relief.

From now on, I will never eat pig ears even if I die.

After eating and drinking, everyone left the table.

Qin Che said that the future development of the pig farm requires the strong support of the village chief. With the help of the village chief and villagers, it will surely develop into the leading pig farm in the city.

The village chief stretched out his hand, shook hands with Qin Che, opened his mouth, revealing two rows of dentures, and said a lot of gibberish while smiling.

Dong Dabao squeezed over and wanted to translate.

Pushed back by the village party secretary Zhu Yaotian, he took the initiative to help Qin Che translate.

Dong Dabao felt that he was being excluded invisibly, and felt a little lost. He stood aside silently.

After a while, the village chief and Qin Che exchanged pleasantries, and Qin Che prepared to return to the city, leaving Wu Zheng to continue to preside over the business.

Yang Cheng actually didn't want to go back with him. There was nothing to do when he returned to the Qin family. Apart from talking to Brother Ji and chatting about novels with Xu Fenfang every day, there was nothing else to do.

It would be better to stay in this pig farm, see the pigs, feed the pigs, eat the pigs, watch Wei Qianfan carry manure, and chat with Zhu Dachang.

However, since we just got married, it’s not a good idea for one person to live here alone, as it will affect the relationship between husband and wife.

Later, when Qin Che is free, I will invite him to stay here for a few days and treat it as a honeymoon.

After a while, Yang Cheng, Qin Che and others arrived at the gate of the pig farm, and Uncle Fang's car had already arrived.

The village chief and his companions had already left. Dong Dabao and several employees from the pig farm came over to see their boss off.

However, before getting on the bus, there is a problem: how to get the little pig girl on.

The little pig girl is petite, weighing only 20 kilograms and 40 centimeters tall, just like a kitten. Logically, you can just carry her to the back seat.

Yang Cheng dragged its belly, lifted it up, and prepared to put it in the car.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh~"

The little pig girl was so excited that it seemed like someone had stepped on its tail. She flapped her limbs and cried loudly, but she refused to go up.

Seeing that the little piglet was about to be twisted away from Yang Cheng's hands, she quickly put it on the ground.

"What's going on? It doesn't want to follow me."

Yang Cheng said disappointedly.

Qin Che hadn't developed a good impression of the little piglet yet. He lowered his head and said to it, "How about we continue to have dinner here and roast you as a roast suckling pig."

When the little pig girl heard this, she was so scared that she ran away.

"Ow..."

Dong Xiaobao reached out one hand, accurately grabbed its neck, and picked it up with both hands.

"Based on my many years of experience raising pigs, this little fragrant pig is afraid of heights."

Yang Cheng, Qin Che: ...Are you sure?

"Then how do we overcome its fear of heights?" Wu Zheng asked impatiently.

Dong Dabao became excited and asked about his professional field. Now was a chance to make up for his bad performance at the dinner table.

He touched the piglet's ears and talked freely:

"One of the main reasons why people are afraid of heights is genetic. Even a six-month-old baby will be afraid of heights. So, pigs, like humans, are also afraid of heights as animals."

...Wu Zheng and Yang Cheng opened their mouths wide.

"So how do we overcome pigs' fear of heights?" Lin Tao couldn't help but ask for help.

Dong Dabao continued, "When pigs are afraid of heights, they will be at a loss and nervous, just like the little piglet just now."

"Then how do you overcome its fear of heights?" Qin Che asked coldly.

Dong Dabao straightened his chest, shook his hair in front of him, and smiled confidently, "So how do we overcome this?"

Everyone:…….

"Ahem... In psychology, there's a term called 'systematic desensitization'. Put the piglet in..."

Before Dong Dabao could finish his words, a dark figure suddenly rushed out of the crowd.

With her hair loose and her hands waving, she was wearing a black long-sleeved shirt, a camera hanging around her neck, knee-length tights and a pair of flip-flops.

He was very familiar with this back view.

Dong Dabao shouted in his heart, "Oh no!" Why did this "lunatic" come here? He interrupted his passionate speech and prevented his chance to perform.

He stamped his feet in anger.

The whole process happened very quickly.

The woman pounced at Qin Che's feet, and her two slippers flew off because she moved so quickly.

One flew to Dong Dabao's feet, and the other flew to Wu Zheng's face.

She pulled Qin Che's pants with both hands, raised her tearful face, and looked at Qin Che affectionately with a pair of starry eyes.

"Ah!" She screamed first.

"So handsome!"

"Don't leave, I want to marry you!"