I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Yang Cheng used his left hand to push Qin Che's arm, "Why don't you have any sense of aesthetics?"

Qin Che: ...

"Does it look good?" Qin Che felt his eyes were dirty.

How well can someone who has only trained for a few days dance?

His expression was dull and none of his movements were coherent, like a zombie coming out of the mountains.

Someone else went to the wrong place and two people bumped into each other.

"It looks good. You see, everyone thinks it looks good."

Yang Cheng pointed at the village chief and the village party secretary, two elderly people who looked to be nearly 60 years old. They were clapping their hands, shaking their legs, and singing along.

"In order to have a slim waist, I hold my breath every day.

In order to wear a bikini, I ate grass like a salad...”

“They think it looks good, too.”

He pointed to the villagers behind him.

The villagers in their seats started dancing on the spot, and a group of spectators were standing outside the fence of the venue, standing on tiptoe and looking inside with binoculars.

“Bye, donuts, bubble tea, instant noodles.

Hot pot, rice, big plate of chicken, take it, take it, you’re welcome…”

Qin Che: "I am superficial."

"Don't worry, after you finish watching this, we will go to the pig pen to see the piglets. This is the future of our pig farm."

Qin Che: "...Then let's look at this."

After 10 minutes, the music gradually became quieter and Calorie Girl finally left the stage.

Wu Zheng stood up, patted the melon seed shells on his shirt with both hands, straightened his shirt, coughed twice and cleared his throat.

He pulled his bangs aside with his left hand and said to Qin Che with a smile, "Boss, I'll go up and host it."

"Go ahead and act normal."

"Boss lady, can you help me take a look at this? How is it?"

Do you have the aura of an elite?

"You didn't wipe your eye mucus."

"Hahaha, boss lady, you are so humorous."

"What I said is true."

Wu Zheng raised his hands and rubbed his eyes hard.

Sure enough, two pieces of eye boogers were dug out.

"I was careless."

After a while, Wu Zheng walked onto the stage, took the microphone from the etiquette lady, blew it twice, and after making sure there was sound, he began to host.

“Dear leaders, distinguished guests, and fellow villagers outside the venue:

Hello! "

"Pa pa pa pa..." Warm applause rang out.

“Thank you all for your enthusiasm. Today, in this season of spring with birds singing and flowers blooming, friends from Zhuzhu Village gather together to celebrate a common prosperity.

This is the opening ceremony of the Kubishan Chengcheng Pig Farm. Let us give the warmest applause to the grand opening of Chengcheng Pig Farm and express our most sincere blessing. We wish you a prosperous opening, a thriving business, and prosperity! "

"Pa pa pa pa..." Another round of warm applause.

"With the support and help of the higher-level leaders of Zhuzhu Village and the attention of all sectors of society, it took half a month and an investment of 800 million yuan to finally build and put it into use. Our pig farm covers a total area of ​​square meters and can accommodate the activities of many types of pigs."

"More importantly," Wu Zheng deliberately paused, successfully arousing the audience's curiosity.

"We have built areas for raising suckling pigs, sows, breeding pigs, and special pet pigs to meet all market needs.

The pigpen environment is elegant, clean and tidy, with first-class hardware environment, complete supporting facilities, reasonable zoning layout and humane management mode.

Giving the pigs full home warmth, loving care, will surely become the first choice for the majority of merchants to invest and start businesses, and a powerful platform for our Zhuzhu Village to increase income and become rich.

We thank the villagers for their strong support for our pig farm in the early stage and for providing free septic tanks. We will work hard to develop the pig farming industry and provide strong support for the prosperity of our village economy."

"Pa pa pa...Okay, okay, well said!" The audience in the audience was very emotional.

Yang Cheng took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera, and recorded Wu Zheng's highlight moment.

"Ahem, everyone, be quiet."

"This festive day is what we have been looking forward to for a long time. Now, I declare that the opening ceremony of Zhuzhu Village Chengcheng Pig Farm has officially begun!

Those who attended the opening ceremony today included: Zhu Zhu Village Chief Zhu Fugui, Deputy Village Chief Zhu Youcai, Village Party Secretary Zhu Yaotian, Township Chief Zhu Erduo,

And the leaders of our pig farm, Chairman Qin Che, Technical Manager Dong Dabao, and Director of the Feces Cleaning Department Wei Qianfan..."

"When did Wei Qianfan become the minister?"

Yang Cheng asked Qin Che with curiosity, didn't he go to collect manure? How come he became the minister? His position didn't change.

"Do you think I'm really that cruel?"

"Oh... so you gave him an official position."

"Ah."

“How many people does he have under him?

"nobody."

Yang Cheng: …

"... Let's welcome all the leaders and guests with warm applause. Now, the first item of the celebration ceremony will be held. Please welcome Zhu Fugui, the head of Zhuzhu Village, to give a congratulatory speech. Everyone, give a warm welcome!"

Village chief Zhu, who was sitting in the front row, stood up and waved to everyone behind him, and cheers broke out among the crowd.

The gray-haired village chief, bent over, with his hands behind his back, walked unsteadily, step by step, onto the stage.

"Hoo-hoo", the village chief blew into the microphone twice, just like Wu Zheng.

"Good morning, it's a big event for the village, a happy event. As the mayor of the village, I have a kind of gratitude. I hope that some entrepreneurs will come and help the village develop good projects."

Our village is beautiful and has green hills and clear waters. It has long attracted local investors and has launched a quick project.

However, the investment by Mayor Qin is the largest, creating many employment opportunities for our village. As the village head, I represent all the villagers in the village, and I am Mayor Qin. "

"Pa pa pa..." Thunderous applause broke out from the crowd again.

Yang Cheng: …

"Could you understand me?"

Qin Che covered his temples with both hands, frowned, and tried to squeeze out a few words, "Do you think I understand?"

After the village chief finished speaking, Wu Zheng took the microphone and motioned for everyone to be quiet with both hands. "Next, let's continue with the warmest applause to welcome Chairman Qin of our Chengcheng Pig Farm to give a speech!"

Qin Che had no choice but to stand up, say hello to everyone behind him, and then walk towards the stage.

"Wow, so handsome! So handsome!"

"He is so handsome, suave, and elegant..."

"Just like the actors on TV, so handsome."

"Does he look like Song Xiaofeng in "Country Love"?"

"You are blind! The fat guy just now was..."

"Why didn't I notice him just now? Wow... I was only looking at the fat guy."

……

There were bursts of gossip coming from the audience. The calorie girls who had just danced gathered together, gestured with their hands, and made a big heart towards Qin Che.

"Ah...I want to marry him!"

There was a scream from outside the venue, and a person squatting on a tree shouted towards the stage with a telescope.

Qin Che sprained his knee while walking up the stairs.

"What a simple folk custom."