I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Qin Che didn't care what Wu Zheng was doing. He sat back in his chair, crossed his arms, and said, "I won't fire you."

Wei Qianfan breathed a sigh of relief, realizing that he knew his boss very well.

"Pack your things today and go to the Human Resources Department to complete the resignation procedures."

"what?"

Wei Qianfan shouted in shock, "Boss Qin, I won't leave. You can punish me however you want!"

If I leave, where can I find such a high-paying job? A monthly salary of more than 4 yuan, plus quarterly bonuses and year-end bonuses, it would be 6 to 70 yuan a year. Moreover, the project bonus for the development of the new game has not been paid yet, which is an even larger sum. I can't leave even if I die.

Wei Qianfan burst into tears immediately. "Boss Qin, you don't know yet, my family is not well off, I'm not married yet, and if I lose my job, I'll have nothing."

Qin Che continued to frown. Is he going to die if he loses his job? All his wife's chickens were stolen, and he immediately changed his mood and decided to open a chicken farm again. This Wei Qianfan is really a coward.

"Tomorrow is the weekend, so you should complete the formalities today."

Wei Qianfan got angry when he heard this. He walked to the opposite side of Qin Che and continued to cry: "My mother is over 70 years old, old and frail, and has heart disease and high blood pressure. If it weren't for my salary supporting her all these years, she would have passed away long ago... Wuwu... Mr. Qin, please consider my filial piety..."

Yang Cheng was stunned when he saw this scene from behind. Wei Qianfan had always been arrogant and conceited, but at this moment, he actually cried.

Not only did she cry, she also lied.

"Wei Qianfan, aren't you a single parent? Don't you only have a father?"

Wei Qianfan turned around, his brain seemed to be frozen. Why the hell is this woman here? ?

Just then, Wu Zheng came over with a large cup and held it in front of him, "Drink."

"You said it was a prank, didn't you? I'll play a prank on you too."

Wei Qianfan looked at Qin Che and said with determination: "I was wrong. I will drink. Can you let me stay after I finish drinking?"

Qin Che sneered and said, "Even if I don't keep you, you will still drink." He was about to speak.

Wei Qianfan turned to Yang Cheng and said, "Chengzi, please ask Secretary Wu for help. We have been classmates for so many years... We finally got in touch again at the last class reunion. I cherish our friendship over the years, and I think you do too..."

It has long been known that Wu Zheng is afraid of his wife. As long as Yang Cheng convinces Wu Zheng, the boss will definitely not pursue the matter.

Now I can only beg her shamelessly.

Yang Cheng was completely morally blackmailed by Wei Qianfan. After hearing what he said, she had no choice but to speak up.

"How about giving him a chance?"

When Qin Che heard Wei Qianfan mention the friendship between classmates, he knew that Yang Cheng would be moved by him. This man took advantage of Yang Cheng's kindness.

You don't have to quit your job. There are other ways.

"Okay, for Yang Cheng's sake."

Wei Qianfan breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't expect that Yang Cheng's words were so effective. As soon as she said it, the boss agreed. He turned his eyes away and didn't look at Yang Cheng. It was really embarrassing.

Wu Zheng handed him the cup angrily.

"Drink it all?"

"Did you put less?"

Wei Qianfan stopped talking, picked up the cup and drank it all in one breath.

After drinking, Wu Zheng threw two plastic bags to him.

"Please wash my and my son's pants."

"You...are so cruel."

Wei Qianfan turned his head to look at Qin Che, and seeing that he didn't say anything, he could only silently take the pants and open them.

I closed it again immediately. It stinks.

He looked at Yang Cheng again. Wei Qianfan knew that he had no face in front of her. "Chengzi, can you please not tell my classmates about what happened today? I know you are very kind and will definitely help me save face..."

Here it comes again. Yang Cheng was speechless. He had no intention of telling everyone about it. He was not the kind of person who gossiped.

"Well, I don't know how." At most, I can tell Lin Tao and tell her in the evening.

"Wu Zheng, when will our pig farm open?"

Qin Che suddenly asked Wu Zheng.

"Next Monday."

"That's just right," Qin Che stood up and said to Wei Qianfan, "Next Monday you can go to my pig farm and work for a few months."

"Hmm? Do...what?"

Wei Qianfan expressed his doubts. It was shocking enough that his boss opened a pig farm, but why was he going there? He had a bad feeling.

"We have built a new septic tank production base construction project and introduced control methods such as FMEA failure analysis mode, QC quality inspection, and TOM quality management to promote the ecological cycle industrial structure of the septic tank in our pig farm.

We just happen to be short of someone to do this, so I'll leave it to you."

Wei Qianfan was totally confused and didn't understand what those meant, but he understood the word "project", so it seemed that he was still doing his old business.

Yang Cheng was completely confused. He didn't understand any of these advanced words. He only heard the three words "septic tank".

Wu Zheng was also confused. The boss was probably going to give him a good job. Was this guy being reused in the pig farm? Oh my god, this is not possible.

"Boss, what do you mean...? What do you want him to do?" he asked impatiently.

“It means to carry manure.”

Wei Qianfan: ...

“Hahaha…” Wu Zheng laughed.

When Wei Qianfan walked out of the office, holding Wu Zheng's pants in his hands, he really wanted to die.

Fortunately, the boss just said that no one can tell anyone about this matter as it is too indecent. The new game is in the trial operation stage and once it gets out, it will affect the company's overall image.

Otherwise, I will really be socially dead.

As soon as he went downstairs, he suddenly felt his stomach growling, and realized that the laxative Wu Zheng gave him was working.

Damn, so fast.

He walked quickly towards the toilet at the end of the corridor, but the urge to defecate became stronger and stronger and he could hardly hold it back.

"Minister Wei, what's wrong with you? Why are you so pale?

"Minister Wei, you look anxious?"

"Minister Wei, what are you holding in your hand?"

"Minister Wei..."

"Get out of the way!"

The people in the aisle quickly made way.

Something strange happened today. My colleagues were confused as to why Wei Qianfan, a nice guy, would start swearing at people.

What on earth happened?

A moment later, several people rushed out of the men's bathroom, covering their noses.

"What happened??"

"Huh...someone has diarrhea."

"Ah, is that Minister Wei?"

"What happened between him and Secretary Wu...?"

"Something is wrong lately..."

……

"Hahaha!"

Wu Zheng, who was coming downstairs, saw this scene and laughed like a barbell again. "Wei Qianfan, wash your pants while you have diarrhea!" You must wash your pants before leaving get off work, otherwise you can't leave the company.

Today, Wei Qianfan drank a whole cup of laxative water, and the seizure came more violently than Wu Zheng's yesterday. He squatted for two and a half hours before he recovered.

During the entire process, no one came into the men's bathroom.

Wei Qianfan felt that his title in the company had been privately changed from "male god" to "male psychopath" by his colleagues, and was now on par with Wu Zheng.

Walking out of the squat toilet, Wei Qianfan cursed while shaking out the pants of Wu Zheng and his son.

Fuck! This psychopath even asked me to wash his underwear!

Wei Qianfan cursed in his heart while washing.

Halfway through washing, his stomach started to growl again. He threw down his pants and ran back to the toilet to continue defecating.

After pooping, I went back to the sink and continued washing. I went back and forth several times and finally finished washing before leaving get off work.